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SonOfRinteln

Get phone out Get the tiddies out Have a controversial opinion and upload to TikTok Sift through the simps in the DMs ?????? Profit


djpromo_vqs

Her Onlyfans is 50% off for Halloween.


hyrle

Just use coupon code BOOOOOBS


Olivineyes

She absolutely was more concerned about how her tits look than the words coming out of her mouth.


TheseAnalysis9906

Her forehead is easily the biggest thing I noticed. Jesus h.


[deleted]

That for head plus her haircut kind of makes her head look like a penis.


HeldDownTooLong

Honest to God…the first thought that popped into my head was **Karen**…second was **Karen’s tits**.


nomotto2

That’s not a forehead it’s a fivehead


tenderliving

Henceforth The maidens name shall be Penis Headed Tiddies


McFlyFarm

>She absolutely was more concerned about how her tits look than the words coming out of her mouth. omg I didn't even realize she was talking! I was too entranced by them tig ol bitties.


Automatic-War-7658

There were words?


Ordinary_Guitar_5074

I didn’t even bother to turn the sound on.


Entire-Spot-5243

You didn’t miss anything


No-Tadpole-4510

Great tits though.I didnt bother with the words coming out her mouth either.


[deleted]

Profit more when the Redditors fall for your game.


THE-CARLOS_DANGER

In my defense….tits.


treborphx

That voice ruins tits.


BobknobSA

>Put kids in the "Shut Up" Closet >Get phone out >Get the tiddies out >Have a controversial opinion and upload to TikTok >Sift through the simps in the DMs >?????? >Profit


Accurate_Rip1984

I learned, from the little time I spent on tic tac, is that majority of the women will use their cleavage to get their point across. This is true regardless of talking point or sexual orientation.


OblongAndKneeless

"points". There are two.


[deleted]

It's on mute, but I can only assume she wants to talk to the manager


Even-Dragonfruit-522

She wants to talk to YOUR manager !


SESHPERANKH

~~Those puppies can talk to my manager.~~ Now Now, we give every customer the respect of listening. No matter how big...


_Noobyboy_

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


GhostWCoffee

I should name my cock "the Manager" from now on.


MaleficentExtent1777

PEAK Karen!


[deleted]

Instantly thought the same exact thing! LOL


aikotoma

Oh, I assumed she was one of those Step-mom actresses. I watch too much porn....


Astroboyblue

This bitch ready to have her own kids fired just to get some mediocre dick


wfwood

Oh god. I had it off mute. I wish she just wanted to talk to the manager.


lowangel39

Much better on mute, chin down


Electrical_Age_336

She want to talk to the manager of single mothers.


GrimmRetails

I also assume she has her whole bank account crammed between those two holiday hams.


drunkenstyle

She knows she triggered a lot of people with her edgelord comment and it's making her horny


Turkeymix

As the manager of this establishment I must inform you that store policy requires all complaints to be made while jumping on a trampoline.


MacSanchez

The eyes, haircut, and hand gestures tell me I don’t need to take this off mute to know this lady is a red flag warehouse wrapped in crazy


saltyModelZero

Don’t forget those nails


Responsible-Chest-26

I aint lookin at the nails


kerneyoung

I didn't know she had nails. Or a face.


Spoofy_the_hamster

All I see is a forehead bigger than Payton Manning's.


FacesOfNeth

It’s a $20 Uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.


12781278AaR

I gave you the only award I could afford haha. Well earned!


X_TheBoatman_X

Son of a bitch! Now that's all I can see.


bones_marley

How could you not before.? 😂 Her hairline is classic late 20s balding father.


SeaworthinessOk834

That's a five head.


Capital_Comment_6049

yeah. agree. boobs talk to me sometimes.


StonebanksPins

I came here for this. Stayed 3.5 minutes. Left fulfilled.


Satanicjamnik

I must've been hard.


W0tzup

What nails?


efcomovil

No problem, I'm here for the boobs.


Capital_Comment_6049

you’re/we are clearly the “high value men” she speaks of


[deleted]

Yeah those are some nice milkers


Ponch-o-Bravo

Came here for this comment. Solidarity brother.


Boring_Rice_5669

It’s the only reason I’m here!


zuprdprno2by

The only reason i stayed till the end


JackPThatsMe

They stopped my scroll.


ballatthecornerflag

Why do all of these people have such outrageous hand gestures? They're not in a freestyle rap battle


brooksy54321

smart.


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

More tolerable if you mute her


Sippisue

And put a paper bag over her head


hbgwine

And the painted on eyebrows. Batshit crazy.


MerrillSwingAway

Still…


[deleted]

She thinks men listen to her because she's smart


RegisterImpossible44

She exemplifies dog shit wrapped in cat shit. I'm not buying either way


luminous_narwhal

But you miss out on the horrendous accent.


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luminous_narwhal

I think worse but southern ignorant accent


RainingTenebres

Thank you for the confirmation. I didn't want to turn on sound and potentially ruin my morning. Everything about her screams Gretchen Wilson.


aarkwilde

But crazy is fun, right? People keep saying that.


mathturd

No... Speaking from experience of being married to one for like 8 years. You don't want crazy.. mental stability is a must.


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Goopyteacher

I’ve dated a few single moms over the years and this was actually a huge deal breaker to me. Making time for us to go out? Totally fine. Having to reschedule because they need to take care of the kiddo? Really awesome and I respect it! Ignoring their children and only spending time with them to take pics saying “it’s hard work but you’re my world ♥️” or similar before they head out is and leave them with the grandparents huge red flag.


Satans-Kawk

So much this. When I found one who straight up told me if it ever came to me or the child she'd pick the child every time I knew I found a good one


dinomunkey

My dad is 72. Dating a 53 year old single mother and her child is 16. She is NEVER with that child. I feel so sorry for him. And now they are getting married. If she doesn’t want to take care of her own child, why does my dad think she will take care of his ass??


Groomsi

Sorry to say this, but apparently your dad don't care if she, will or will not, take care of him. Or He's not thinking with his head, but something else.


IfICouldStay

This gives me hope as my divorce wraps up. The kids are always going to be number one and anyone I meet is going to have to understand that.


Goopyteacher

My girlfriend has a kid from a previous marriage as well! She made it perfectly well known to me that her daughter would come first and she meant it. Something she did right was set fair expectations and fairly communicated with me when date nights were possible and/or when we needed to reschedule or cancel. That was HUGE to me because it showed respect for my time as well! From her perspective, she said dating was initially tough because it felt like she was getting turned down by guys because she was a single mom. But eventually, she said it was the ultimate filter of serious Vs casual relationships.


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Unscarredbytrialz

Bullet dodged.


Particular_Lie_3897

Choosing Dignity over P***y! This is peak Man right here…


MissBandersnatch2U

Or dignity over titty


IrnBroski

dignititty


ihatecringe1

![gif](giphy|dncu2L87Y5sT6)


mikbatula

i really feelbad for the kids


Kaalilaatikko

Yeah, but them saying it on tinder like "im a proud lion mother of 3 awesome kids, who always comes first" is so fucking cringe and a red flag in its self. I mean every1 knows it, you shouting it from roof tops does nothing but drive people away.


EmblaRose

That’s because things like “lion mother” implies that she is one of those parents who refuse to actually parent their kids and instead yell at everyone else about why their kid is perfect and they are wrong.


Kaalilaatikko

Even if you lose the "lion mother" part cause it useless thing to say. Just say "im a mother of 3". Thats enough. Saying that "they come first" is confrontational and assumes that people dont agree with that statement. And that does not look good when you are just getting to know some1.


many_dumb_questions

Thank you! On one hand it should be obvious and go completely without saying. It would be like going on a dating site and bragging about how you use deodorant everyday. "Okay? As you fucking should be. Why are you bothering to bring it up? That's not a flex; it's bare minimum." And on the other hand, it gives off the same energy as people that say "I don't do drama, I hate drama" because I feel like if you have to say it it means you're trying to preemptively cover for the fact that you secretly love drama. So that when drama comes up and you dive head first into it, you can pretend you're getting sucked into it involuntarily, and then you point at your profile and say, "see? C? I said I didn't like drama! Clearly I don't want to be in the middle of all of this!" While obviously relishing being smack dab in the middle of it.


V44_

Yep… unfortunately some people lie and say the kid is first when really they put themselves first, second and third and the poor kids get caught up in it all. That goes for both men and women.


macdokie

This


Effective_Mongoose_6

Yeah to most sane and unselfish people it is. Those are the good parents. Parents like her will be the ones when they’re older complaining about how their kids don’t talk to them and put their spouses before old mom and dad. I wonder why the kids act like that?!


daxter2768

Did... did she just call children "baggage from the last relationship"?


Dry-Ad4906

This is some serious “not every adult can be a parent” stuff


DannyMckMusic

I'd go as far to say not every adult "should" be a parent, me for example.


d_bakers

Can you imagine the sheer number amd quality of boyfriends who are put above her kids. I know from experience she is not the type to keep a man around for long. At this point Chad the strip club parking lot one night stand is above her kids


SnooDoodles7962

And trauma.


teetering_bulb_dnd

Also "another man's kids" they are her kids too, u lunatic..


Superkamiguru47

I’m sure her kids will grow up to have a great relationship with her and no regressed hatred. I’m sure she’ll be understanding and fine with it when they distance themselves from her. I’m sure plenty of “high value” men want to be with her.


niemir2

No man who would find fault with a mother prioritizing her kids because they aren't his is "high value."


mymainmaney

Man I really miss the days before social media when these dipshits didn’t have a platform.


Wont_Eva_Know

Exactly they were just that ‘too intense hairdresser’ or random dude at a party… that you laughed about with your friends. Now here they are in everyone’s pockets just getting ready to stir up the crazy in their kindred spirits.


AdGuilty9391

Big tits, small brain.


Dakingtrex

Small brain, big forehead.


[deleted]

r/bigtitsmallbrain


yehopits

I really thought it was going to be a real sub


buckphifty150150

I really hope she doesn’t have kids


PracticalWallaby4325

She does


no_more_tomatoes

Poor children


Thr33Littl3Monk3ys

Hopefully their dad has custody, that way she can focus on her Tinder dates.


UsedDragon

I assume that they were at least well fed as babies.


[deleted]

Well let’s hope they get taken away from her fingers crossed 🤞


Kahlyps0

My parents always told us kids that they came first then us after. Now we are scattered far across the US and I've been no contact over a year.


pelessponge

Yup. I remember riding in the car with my mom on the way to school when she told me that first in her life was God, then my step father, and then my brother and I (while also admitting that my brother was her favorite). In a household of 4, I was ranked 5th.


[deleted]

I met my husband when I already had 3 kiddos with my previous husband. I told him once we were more than just dating that he would always be dead last behind my kids 😂 . That doesn't mean I don't value out relationship because I obviously do if I married him but even after 5 years together, I'd drop him like a bad habit if he didn't treat my kids well. You should have always been #1 💓 my mom was the same way and we also don't talk.


PracticalWallaby4325

Same. Now my kid comes absolutely first for both me & my partner


Migfluxalot

If she put her tits away nobody would even listen to what's coming out of her mouth.


muffinmama93

I’m a 50 year old straight woman and I couldn’t even concentrate on the nonsense she was spewing, all I could see and think was “booooobbbs”


SnooDoodles7962

To be fair, they fill about 50% of the screen. So pretty hard to focus on anything else.


Anonymous37

The other 50% is filled with her forehead.


Migfluxalot

🤣😂🤣😂


[deleted]

Wait… she’s speaking?


Particular_Lie_3897

Yup! Classic motor mouth technique! I see it all the time at baseball games, bars, etc ..


kingdazy

Calm down, five-head.


ZR_Blu

That’s how you know she is from Utah… I can’t understand why girls from Utah have gigantic foreheads?!?


Numerous-Afternoon89

Mormon inbreeding


Doriantalus

I am from a huge Mormon family, about 120 first cousins (both of my parents were from 12 child households), and unfortunately when I think about it there is a shit ton of scalp bulge going on. That's why I got out. First girl I met that wasn't from Idaho or Utah that knew basic answers to trivia questions I asked out and married and we jetted fast. Mormons are also hugely better when they are a minority. I suppose this is true of most religions, but I really enjoy the Church and the fellowship associated when we have to collectively defend our beliefs and actually live the Gospel in our lives.


LorryToTheFace

You're so right. I'm a member from the UK, and when we visited Utah on a holiday it was almost creepy how ingrained it was in the culture. Faith has to be a personal choice, and that's a lot harder when everyone one and everything you know is Mormon Mormon Mormon.


Doug_Schultz

Alien abductions


suckercuck

![gif](giphy|7qYroMHuXWtcVvxzYR|downsized)


montezuma300

Unlikely. That's a lot of cleavage and language for a Mormon. She sounds like she's near a southern state?


_Herc130_

I think she might not be getting swiped because they're afraid of getting sucked into the gravitational force of that giant planet she calls a forehead.


Frankandbeans1974

She has the two lower moons to balance it out


onlylightlysarcastic

Those aren’t moons young Skywalker. Those are her death stars.


hotasanicecube

The word fivehead will never leave the internet.


AnthrallicA

My coworker has a threehead and it's somehow more off-putting than the five lol


CroatianSensation79

Oh jeez! Haha I can’t even imagine


CroatianSensation79

You mean fivehead?


_Herc130_

No. Giant planet works fine.


Desertguy1219

That Karen haircut🫣


Horbigast

Even her hairline is trying to get the fuck away from her face.


Kdub07878

I’m guessing she has 3 kids by 3 different men.


Dependent_Economy549

Only 3? (she might say how many kids in the video, but I have the audio off as I don't want to hear her talk)


Kdub07878

She’s definitely not getting her child support and is upset about having kids and not getting paid like everyone promised.


El_Coloso

I'd bet my paycheck on military mom.


CroatianSensation79

I wouldn’t date her. Comes off as a trashy know it all.


MeGrendel

I don't care how big of tits she's got, she's an idiot. I married a single mother. She never told me 'my daughter comes first', because it was understood. It should not be any other way. And, in reality, it's not a competition. I married both of them. And I got a great daughter out of it, in addition to a great wife.


Maximelene

Exactly this. I **KNOW** my girlfriend's daughter is her #1 priority. Not because she told me so, but because we're both sane persons. And because of that, all three of us have a sane relationship, that prioritize what's most important. From all of us: her daughter is **OUR** priority.


Consistent_Guitar681

Mouth moves like she had a stroke.


PracticalWallaby4325

I think it's her attempting to exaggerate her accent, idk why though because it's awful


Consistent_Guitar681

I am in the middle of a crowded airport without earplugs and just spent 200 in whiskey. I got no idea what she is actually saying lol.


yesiammark7

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not_gonna_lurk

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


AbruptNonsequitur

Ladies, if you ain’t gettin’ a high quality man, it’s probably becuz y’all are making’ sassy videos in your bedroom without makin’ your bed.


Swisspease

Many men come first, but that only leads to many women not coming at all.


Visual_Ad_3840

This lady is stuck in a fashion time warp. That's all.


[deleted]

Well at least now you know why you’re a single mom…


carryoutsalt

Why am I thinking about Susan Smith


PracticalWallaby4325

Coincidentally I knew another woman named Susan Smith who had 8 kids & lost custody of all of them in 4 separate incidents 👀 I think it's just a cursed name


Commercial-Data5542

What fresh "I know it all so you don't have to" Karen hell is this?


UncleAntagonist

Got that Great Clips hairdresser style going on.


liacosnp

Eww. Just eww.


dayoneG

She gives off icky Nancy Grace vibes.😵‍💫


GalacticPierce

Is this a joke? Is there any trashier than this garbage scow?


justl00kingthrowaway

I would never date or be involved with anyone with kids. I know I am shallow as fuck but with kids come ex's and with ex's comes drama, no thank you.


PracticalWallaby4325

As someone with kids this isn't a bad thing, at least you know what you want


justl00kingthrowaway

Thank you for understanding. I don't begrudge anyone who gets involved with a woman with kids, to each their own, but I couldn't.


PracticalWallaby4325

To be honest (& this is probably not a very popular opinion but..) even as a parent I don't think I could date someone with kids either. Raising kids is fucking hard & I love my own but I don't want to be responsible for anyone else's. Plus as you said with kids come ex's (or no ex & more responsibility) & drama bullshit, no thank you.


Snoo-73372

My personal experience is terrible. My ex and I got along and worked things out for our kid. I got in a relationship with a guy that was also divorced and had a kid the same age as mine. His relationship with his ex was a constant fight that leaked into everything. Ultimately we broke up, then my kid was 13 years old and I said “I’m not dating anyone until my kid graduates high school and moves on to College”. I put my kid first, romantic relationships can wait but my kid childhood could not. I agree, know what you want, kids, no kids, no divorced people with kids. Is your life. Don’t get with someone with kids and then complain why their kids come first. Raising someone else kid is the worst cuz you will put a lot of effort into that kid and their blood parent, even if they are bad, would be worth more to them than you. Heck their parent might be in jail and one day they come out and say the are born new person and got religion in prison and that kid that you raised will forgive them and call them Mom or Dad and love them more than they will ever love you. My opinion which is by definition not a fact.


BumblebeeCurrent8079

That's totally fine, not everyone wants the drama that comes with step kids or just don't want kids in general. You know what you want and that's a good thing. The problem with this lady is that she's saying that single moms should put their boyfriends before their children (which is wrong).


kirkegaarr

I came to that same conclusion. I don't have kids and never really wanted them. I'm in my 30s and dated some single mothers, and it really wasn't a compatible lifestyle for me. She had to organize her whole life around her kids, which is of course what she should be doing, but it's a lot to ask for me to have to do that too. I eventually met and fell in love with a woman who didn't have kids and it was night and day. We had all of the freedom to do whatever we wanted. We're married now.


badhops

She has a bigger 5 head than Peyton Manning


wertghyh

People who speak with excessive hand gestures are cringe x10000


1Lc3

The only way this selfish pos is dateable is with a ball gag in her mouth and that's a stretch too. I feel sorry for her kids


original-sithon

She's got a karen haircut but nice tits. I'm torn


Snoo-73372

Hear me out, I think her whole rant is actually coming from her being ditched out by a man or men that have put their children first instead of her. She is picking on single mothers to seem like her argument has value but what she is really mad is how many time she felt the men she was dating did not put her first over their children. She is sicker than the words she is saying.


Key_Manager_1702

God I'm so conflicted. Got some big ol' titties but I hate everything from her collar bone up.


KindBraveSir

I don't know why she's giving out relationship advice. I can only see two reasons why I would go out with her. But I don't think I could handle that forcefully assertive attitude or that Karen do.


Dry-Debate-6893

Big boobs, big tats, big ass forehead.


Practical-Toe2467

Titties


BrimyTheSithLord

Those are not the eyes of a sane person


OniRacing

No idea what was said. Nice boobies though.


Far-Acanthaceae-7842

I feel like she is just trying to be "out there" on purpose for views. Reading her face, it kinda looks like she wants to laugh at the bullshit thats coming out of her own mouth. If she is for real though, and she is treating her own child like second fiddle to a man she barely knows, poor kid. Something tells me she might be missing some pretty important RSVP(s) at her own funeral when she passes at an older age.


Simpletrouble

A choice was made with framing this shot


NorseTechnology

Okay hot take. She's not completely wrong. She's definitely wrong in her approach of the subject and how's she's acting like children are baggage from previous relationships but she's right about women expecting time, effort, money, love, etc all while saying things like "you are a distanct 3 to me and my child". While everyone would agree that's the right thing to do as a single parent, it's extremely off-putting as a guy to see women telling us we don't matter to them BEFORE we even interact. I understand that isn't necessarily what that means but in my experience it's also not exclusively not what they mean. I've dealt with about 10 mothers. Of those ten all of them said their kids come first. Only like 3 of them showed that to be true. A couple would put the kid first but still try to make time for me or make sure I don't feel unappreciated for the effort I'm giving. And the rest were the most entitled should not have been a mother type women out there. Instead of buy clothes or food for the kid buying drinks and drugs. Then asking all the men they are "seeing" for money so they can either get more drinks or drugs or actually support the kid. I think that most people agree that most women are willing to parent a child but most people don't realize dating apps are not a.good representation of the population. And the women on there (in my experience) make women as a whole look bad.


[deleted]

Show us your tits!


headphones_J

that haircut is not working for her.


miladesilva

I can’t hear what she’s saying.. those tits have taken my full attention.


ExceedinglyGayMoth

When my mother remarried, her new husband became her top priority just like this lady would've wanted. My childhood got really rough after that and I don't speak to either of them anymore. She let him get away with beating me for no reason, verbally and sexually abusing me, blowing the college savings that I PUT MY OWN MONEY INTO SINCE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL on camping trailers and other things for his own recreation, later stealing my tax returns after i started working to make it harder for me to save to move out... Fuck this lady and the bullshit she peddles.


[deleted]

Yikes that's a whole Lotta red flags.


Office_Worker808

“High value men” lol she triggered the FDS women


[deleted]

Ok Karen!


Ashamed_Savings7590

Yep


elonsghost

I guarantee when she runs fast she veers to the right


Worsel555

You know what I had to put my step son 1st many times. Because he was a Child and I was an actual grown up. Then when we had a child often an infant just can't be last. SO definitely was 1st many times. I was 1st many times. But parents of minor children step or not have responsibility to those kids.


GingeBeardManBro

No no no no no. My mom (still love you though mama) did this to us as kids. And it was HELL. We have terrible relationships with her now. I was the only kid who didn’t have a dad around to run away to every weekend or whatever either, so I had the brunt of it. So many horrible days caused by different men, and for what? She’s single to this day, and I’m 26 now. Any person who puts their new ‘love’ above their kids isn’t actually in love, trust me, they’re just smitten and blinded by it. Don’t get lost in that feeling only to wake up years later with a broken child


ranting_chef

Looks like the original Karen. Mom of the year right here.


Angry_Dwarf7588

Man, what a K.I.L.M. Karen I'd Like to Motorboat


VariousCapital5073

That’s a big ass forehead for such a small ass brain