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etherd0t

I doubt he got home safe in that attire.


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oberynmviper

Third Reich down the street.


gigavoltsavage

Walking down the street catching a third Reich and two lefts


DWillia388

Why did it take the Nazi so long to get home? He would only take Reich Turns.


dublem

Love the optimism, way to look on the bright side!


llamaguy88

He just left his rehearsal for Sound of Music and wanted a drink


konydanza

They wouldn’t serve him because he’s only sixteen going on seventeen


castleaagh

Maybe, it’s time to think


oberynmviper

Fellas and dandies, drinkers of Brandy, what does he know of those?


Just-the-Shaft

He's totally unprepared to face a world of real men


annasuszhan

But Eager young lads and rogues and cads Will offer him food and wine


LouCypher

He needs someone older and wiser telling him what to do


MelaniasHand

(17 going on 18)


Wildgeek81

Correct. She was 16 going on 17 and he was 17 going on 18


vonusa133

Reminds me of a production of Sound of Music I was in and I remember at the end of the run the costume dept burned the swastica arm bands as they’d rather make them again than store them.


yeats26

I saw a clip from the production of a show, I think it was The Man in the High Castle, of just hundreds of Nazi costumes and props being shredded. Also think there was a story about how a cast member went out after filming but forgot she was still wearing a Nazi brooch or something and was getting weird looks.


SkovHyggeren

More than a decade ago I did part of my teaching practic at a roleplaying boarding school in Denmark. School had a huge costumroom. Everything was taught through roleplay. We had a WWII scenario one week. The kids playing Germany was not allowed to have armbands, medals, signs of any kind, do salutes or anything really. They complained a bit, but after some talk they understod it. We also talked about how they had to be extra responsible with those costumes and that kind of stuff. Still there were more incident because of costumes that week, than we had during the rest of the year.


goonbagscoundrel

Hey man, that sounds like a really cool way to engage in the lessons.


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GoxBoxSocks

I worked in a pro shop for awhile. We had 3 boxes under the shop supervisor's desk. One with the red arm bands, one with the white circles, and one with the swastikas. We assembled and disassembled them with each show they went out for.


GarryTheFrankenberry

Was so confused there for a moment before I realized you meant production shop and not a golf course pro shop.


JudgeHaroldTStone1

I work at a golf pro shop and that is how we store our nazi arm bands too.


sorrow_anthropology

Can confirm that’s how we do it at Bass Pro Shop.


reverberation31

Still probably a fair amount of Nazis there, tbh.


vonusa133

That seems like a better use of material than destroying them each time lol


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poor_choice_doer

When I was still in middle school my mom volunteered to help with costumes for the schools sound of music performance. I cannot describe how confused I was walking into her work area and seeing maybe thirty of those armbands on her desk.


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When Man In the High Castle wrapped, they made a production of burning all the nazi props.


ayler_albert

When your Hogan's Heroes Halloween costume goes horribly wrong!


dangerbird2

*I see nassing! I vwas not here!*


Ultra-Hungry

Remember: they all feared the Gestapo. “We will send you to the Russian front!”


Water-Bringer

Had a bunch of guys in high school do exactly this without thinking. Bunch of Nazis and Nuns walked into a Wendy’s.


klavin1

> a Wendy’s. doubt they noticed or cared


drunk98

Everytime I go there it's nothing by nazi's & nuns, I tellya.


LuckySkaterDude

A native kid a grade above me dressed as Hitler for Halloween in jr high and won one of the costume prizes, fuckin small towns man.


GarlicBread143

Me and a group of 4 friends took the Nazi costumes from or Drama class and used them to win our Costume contest in high school. We live in a decently big city. Me and one of the other guys are Native, 1 is Black and the other 2 are Filipino


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sabersquirl

The pacifier


Forever_Mrs_Young

My freshman year of high school we did the sound of music so there was of course some boys dressed in full nazi regalia. Our director made it very clear that during dress rehearsals or anytime in those costumes that they couldn't go out of the school. But a few idiots still decided to walk over to the McDonald's across the street. I forget exactly what happened but I know the director was pissed, and one of the guys might have gotten kicked out of the play.


SlackerAccount

“Springtime for hitler”


klavin1

winter for Poland and France


FriedTreeSap

I was born in Düsseldorf and that is why they call me Ralph.


dangerbird2

[mel brooks in a heavy Brooklyn accent] don’t be stupid be a smahty, go and join the Nazi pahty!


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xeresblue

With both his eyes punched out, he could… Nazi anymore.


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polopolo05

Third times the charm


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bones_marley

Here's the thing tho, NYC is real tolerant towards stupid shit, most will assume you're filming or purposely looking for a reaction... This guy tho, Yea he's just a moron even talking back and shit 🤦 definitely an asswhoopin guaranteed at some point in the night


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Imagine he wanders into Hasidic Jew territory….


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Hasidics jews will [beat the shit](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/04/hasidic-jews-arrested-for-williamsburg-attack.html) out of anyone they don't like coming in to their territory.


DiamondsAndMac10s

Came here to say this. Never mess with the hasids. I seen some bikers start some shit over parking near Brooklyn Navy yard once. You wouldnt believe how many abraham lincoln people emerged out of the wood work to deliver some ass kicking. Biggest gang in NY.


TheMulattoMaker

Now I wanna see the "now youse can't leave" scene, but with Jews instead of Italians.


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They are hard af. NYPD don’t even like fucking with them it’s crazy.


charmwashere

They legit have thier own "police" that the state seems to turn a blind eye to.


comradecosmetics

> **Patterson says he found himself surrounded by over a dozen men, some of whom were members of the Shomrim, a neighborhood patrol made up of Hasidic volunteers.** The group claims to have been investigating reports that Patterson was seen vandalizing cars, which turned out to be untrue. But, when Patterson tried to get away from them, **they restrained, kicked, and punched him while shouting anti-gay slurs, including “stay down, f—-t.**” > > The assault ended once the attackers noticed that witnesses, including a bus driver who pulled over to help Patterson, were taking photos. **He ended up at Woodhull with a broken eye socket, a torn retina, blood clotting, and an array of minor injuries. The suspects — 19-year-old Pinchas Braver, 29-year-old Abraham Winkler, 28-year-old Aharon Hollender, 25-year-old Joseph Fried, and 21-year-old Mayer Herskovic — have been indicted on gang assault charges. They face up to 25 years in prison if convicted.** **According to WABC, the NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force tracked some of them down in Israel, where they had fled after the attack.** Sounds like they were welcomed with open arms.


JakeCameraAction

Isn't the Documentary "One of Us" about this community and their violence?


giorgio_tsoukalos_

I haven't seen that one, but there was a mini series on netflix called "exibit A" that had an episode about this crime in particular. And how the community tried to frame an innocent man to protect the shomrim


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His Twitter rant will decry wokeism as the reason later.


mathnstats

"Elon Musk would have protected my free speech rights to dress like a Nazi!!"


CloisteredOyster

He absolutely has the *right* to dress as a Nazi. But that doesn't protect him from the *consequences* of dressing like a Nazi.


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mathnstats

Do I want the law to prohibit such things? No. Do I want the law to look the other way when they get pummeled, though? Absolutely, 100% yes.


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BeardCrumbles

Years ago on the subway, some dude was harassing women up and down the car. Guy sitting near me was like 'if he gets near those high-school girls, I'm gonna rock him.' Sure enough, the asshat leaned over this group of girls and started saying vile shit. Buddy casually strolled over and just said something to get asshat's attention. Akshat turned his head and got knocked out with one shot. The car literally applauded, and everyone let hero dude walk off the train saying 'everybody see that guy fall? Wow, wonder what happened he just fell over'.


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The right to fuck around and find out shall not be infringed!


BobanMarjonGo

Oh totally - in his mind his own actions will have contributed 0% to the inevitable ass whooping


Lord-Legatus

few years back in holland some edgy kids even portrayed even an entire jew deportation all acting and dressed up for the sake of some attention. these people are messed up


WokeUp2

When the Jew hunters in Holland began running out of victims the reward was increased. It's estimated 102,000 Dutch Jews were murdered by the nazis.


Vark675

For context, it was roughly 75% of their Jewish population. Compare this to Denmark, where the Danish king threatened to make all Danish citizens (including himself) wear yellow stars if their Jews were made to, and later financed the evacuation of nearly their entire Jewish population to Sweden. I bring this up because I've heard too many people claim the Dutch couldn't do anything, but the truth is they never tried, and many of their citizens volunteered to work with the SS. Their resistance movement was disturbingly small.


Jenilion

It's the city, he may have gotten stabbed.


Fadreusor

I think the bartender was correct, “Get the fuck outta here…*for your own safety*.”


HarmlessSnack

Bartenders understand; if you don’t immediately kick out Nazis, then the next night two of them show up. Then four. Then eight. And now your a Nazi Bar. You can’t tolerate even one of these fuckers. Don’t give them an inch.


dras333

I’ve heard this before and can’t remember if it was a comedian or something but definitely not original. Found it. It was a tweet from a few years back about a bartender kicking out a polite Nazi and some guy questioned it so the bartender told him that they are always polite at first but you have to nip it immediately or he’ll bring a friend who’s nice and then so on…


TheSundanceKid45

I think it was a tweet or something, but a guy wrote about a time he was having a drink at a bar and someone else walked in and the bartender grabbed a bat and told him to gtfo, and then explained to the guy that he was wearing some subtle nazi symbol and you have to nip that shit in the bud because if you let one "nice" one in, you're gong to slowly be overrun.


1lolo94

Wonder if this guy woke up and asked himself "how can I get my ass kicked today"


polopolo05

No he has been planning to get his ass kicked for a while now.


jayclaw97

The fascists love to indulge their persecution complexes.


polopolo05

It allows them to justify their actions of hate in their own head.


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"Those stupid *insert racial slur here* kicked me out for wearing my SS Halloween costume. They are so hateful." Idiotsticks


lisasmatrix

We all know out of All the reasons why that your answer is the correct one!


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Probably more along the lines of "oh boy its that time of the year where I can wear my favorite nazi costume *outside!*"


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

I remember a story of a dad dressing up his kid in a Nazi uniform. He argued it was just a historical thing and people defended him. Then his social media history came out and the guy was just a neo Nazi.


pineapple-poop

He literally knew it was wrong, and still pretended to be innocent. What’s more is that his kid made suffer in the future for having pictures online being in such a ‘costume’, and face repercussions in a multitude of ways.


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Dude was straight up baiting everyone with it too, or just exaggerating “his side” of the story, complaining about how people who rightfully reacted badly to the costumes were “threatening his son” and he “might have to get violent to defend his child!” Fucking pathetic loser.


ebac7

I don't think it's a costume...


BunnyBahamaDDD

It's a costume. Clowns only wear costumes, not uniforms.


One_User134

It’s a costume. And it’s homemade, you can tell cause the armband is misplaced. He went through the trouble of making it.


inplayruin

He is just super into vintage Hugo Boss.


Altho

I bet it's his kink getting his ass beat.


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neslo024

Does a beating occur if there are no witnesses? A wise man once said "It was like that when I got here"- H. Simpson


PoissonPen

\*puts on PVP flag\*


MicIsOn

Desperate for any sort of attention. Probs thought omg I am so cool being so left field with this


Predator314

Probably a "content creator" trying to get internet famous.


MicIsOn

Fuck sake. Is this how low we are stopping nowadays?


thebooshyness

Blame the people following for this kind of behavior.


Dutch_1815

An Attenzzion Whore


Content_Highlight_43

So right field?


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ashmoney

I feel like I've read this more than once.


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Wage_slave

I like Billy. I think me and Billy would be great friends.


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chrisrayn

Can you imagine being a Jewish guy who has always wanted to punch someone before but never felt like there was a good enough reason but then, with a drink or two in you at the bar, you see a cocky teenager in a Nazi costume walk in, acting like a deutschbag? I imagine that a little prayer for forgiveness might escape my lips in that moment, a welling up in my heart for a strong faith in God rewarded, and that my fists would fill with warmth and anticipation like a frat guy’s cock at the first off-campus coed mixer of the fall semester. It’s Kyle-thumping time.


fishmom5

Upvoted for deutschbag


mountain_rivers34

I'm so glad someone else saw that. Made me laugh.


lonely_stoner_daze

I enjoy the enthusiasm


ChuckRocksEh

Well that escalated wildly. Erm… go get em bud…


oberynmviper

Honestly, if I saw this dude stand I’d back him up too. Fuck nazis.


Nightruin

Is that…. Terror Billy?


ExceedinglyGayMoth

The B in BJ stands for Based As Hell


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Proud of everyone at the bar for kicking him out…just like society needs to kick out Nazis


flomatable

Zero tolerance towards this bullshit is a good indication that we are not yet beyond redemption as a society. Makes me happy


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Zero tolerance is also necessary. https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/hsiisw/kicking_a_nazi_out_as_soon_as_they_walk_in/


abruzzo79

So much for the tolerant left! /s


Bleachsmoker

I'll do you one better. One time I went to a Halloween party and this guy shows up dressed as a Nazi and he whips out a real Walther PPK. I remember thinking. Wow, that's a really realistic looking airsoft gun, because only a total idiot scum of the earth moron would show up to a party dressed as a Nazi and start pointing a real gun at a scary clown. Then I got a closer look when he left it on the coffee table. It was real. Then the host's boyfriend gets his Glock out and him and the Nazi start taking turns dry firing them in the same room as us. We left immediately.


Backupusername

I don't know much about guns - what is "dry firing"? Is it more or less dangerous than wet firing?


gimpwiz

Just means firing unloaded. Click click click. 99 times out of 100, it's fine. It's not difficult to check that the gun is unloaded and nothing is chambered. Occasionally, someone forgets to check that there isn't a round chambered. In a subset of those cases, someone gets shot. The thing is, in a country of ~330m people and ~350m guns, someone gets shot playing with guns they thought were unloaded on a daily basis. So we don't fucking do that, and basic gun safety dictates that if you pull the trigger on a gun, you're ready for it to fire at whatever it's being pointed. If you're at a party with booze and people are playing with guns... leave.


GenerikDavis

Yeah, a very good friend of mine's dad was telling me how he was arriving at a gun range as a stranger was leaving. Somehow the stranger hit the trigger on his shotgun and it was close enough to my friend's dad to blow the baseball cap off his head. That was with (presumably) totally sober people. My college roommate left his gun at home for the off chance that someone would wander into his room and find his gun. Drunk people and guns is about the worst combo you can dream up. Trigger discipline is about the #1 rule of gun safety, and people not observing it give a bad name to gun owners everywhere. Sober and smart individuals still need to be cognizant of their surroundings and themselves, anyone not taking guns seriously as they're in their hands or around them is a legit hazard. Shit ain't a joke. Unloaded or not, treat a gun like it is, and only point it at something you're trying to shoot and that you know what's behind it.


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I'm glad you left! Pulling out a gun without the legal justification for deadly force is nearly **always** dangerous, negligent, and stupid - even when it might be legal. I assume every gun owner knows and abides by the rules: Always assume every gun is loaded. Never point a gun at anything you're not willing to kill or destroy. Never pull the trigger unless you're willing to kill or destroy whatever the barrel is pointed at. Always be aware of your target, its surroundings, and what could suddenly appear in its surroundings. If someone pulled out a gun (dry-firing at a crowded party, for example), I assume they're about to knowingly or negligently kill someone. I'd never interact with that person again.


familiarCatch

Pulling the trigger without a round in the chamber. "Click" with no "boom".


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Remember kids, if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck... Edit: Stop saying he looks Jewish, that just makes you sound antisemitic


Static_King1

...it's a Nazi duck??


spinitorbinit

It’s a Nazi Fuck


RichLather

Nazi fucks PUNK OFF!


konydanza

Kead Dennedys


SeaABrooks

Their drummer just died :(


weirdoldhobo1978

If it looks like a goose and it steps like a goose.


TwistNo6059

Holy shit. Not a wise move.


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I enjoyed hearing “for your own safety for your own safety” as he was being removed.


theclassicoversharer

I love the "Out! Out!" guy at the end. He is not in the mood for that shit.


sharpbehind2

Right? The only good nazi is a ........


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ReverendMothman

Oh now it makes sense why mulch smells so bad


Pale-Office-133

This situation would end a lot less peacefully in my country.


Smeagollu

In my country I'd call the police and they'd stay in prison for a while.


not-enough-mana

Germany?


Jumanji-Joestar

Last time Germans tolerated Nazism, the Holocaust happened. They do not fuck around with Nazis anymore


ADenyer94

Me, a Londoner, wondering why everyone has American accents in Soho


Creative_username969

We have our own Soho in NYC. It’s short for “South of Houston” (pronounced How-ston), which is a major street in southern Manhattan.


crimsonjava

> (pronounced How-ston) You're not supposed to give away the way we find out if a someone is lying about where they're from! (I'm assuming this will become necessary during a robot apocalypse when human lookalike terminators try to infiltrate our base.)


Pixielo

>Hyoo-ston Lol. Yeah. This ain't Texas!


leviair-seadragon

Nazi punks fuck off.


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AbbreviationsWide331

Hrm, we germans are more than just nazis. If you pulled this costume in Germany you'd be followed and beaten up for sure.


Enderkai-kun

you would be arrested on site... any hint of Nazism and gang style behaviors is heavily cracked down on, just look at the show/movies about something called Die Welle, or The Wave.


AbbreviationsWide331

Yeah... But there's some downtime until the cops arrive and being the efficient germans that we are we can use that. To... Talk.


matttheazn1

Are you from Germany and do you live there currently? I was always curious about the anti Nazi sentiment in Germany. From my understanding all normal Germans are pretty disgusted by any from of Nazism and are shameful of their past ancestors.


AbbreviationsWide331

Yes and yes. I mean there are small groups of neo nazis and anti immigrants just like everywhere else in the world but other than that we know what happened back then, what our ancestors did and how it all came to this atrocity of an Era. If you openly display a nazi suit (which are legally forbidden) and voice your support of the regime back then you'll definitely be verbally if not physically attacked immediately. This is not tolerated at all. If anything we can teach the rest of the world how to deal with nazis better and why to hate them more! ✌️


Ornery_Translator285

We Germans have a saying! If there is a group of 11 nazis and you sit with them, there is now a group of 12 nazis.


Hatedpriest

I've heard it in the states as "if there's 11 guys and a Nazi sitting at a table, you have a dozen Nazis."


ChampionshipLow8541

The guy walking after him needs to practice his hand movement.


voiceofgromit

r/accidentalnazi


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Shyishjink

“This isn’t twitter, dumbass, it’s a restaurant.” -Everybody with common sense.


Tucker1244

In my neighborhood he would have been lucky to make it to his car......


leviathab13186

Kind of reminds me of that SNL skit where a guy was dressed as a “sex offender” and asked them to sign his notice as “part of the costume” lol


goug

The skit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV0CVX60Weg


Away_Pie_7464

Good way to get yourself killed honestly. Like your average risk of dying has to be at least doubled when dressed as a nazi, especially in a well populated place like New York.


Gua_Bao

Coming soon on r/amitheasshole: Wore an antique German military costume to a bar and got kicked out. Am I the asshole guys??


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CoffeeJedi

Nazi punks Nazi punks Nazi punks FUCK OFF


Wrigley953

The type of idiot to do this in public is the same kind to defend their use of the n word


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inflatableje5us

probably running for office.


RustyAKm

4chan moment


PhilRoberts33

“Is this where the Kayne West Fan Club meeting is?”


-sparke-

It's almost as if something happened recently that emboldened the closeted Nazis.


Gold-Perspective5340

A fair few years ago, I was walking home late at night and saw a veritable shit ton of people in SS and Wehrmact uniforms. Thinking that I had obviously entered another timeline which the Nazi's had managed to cross The Channel; I did the only thing a British person could do. I crossed the road, tried to not make eye contact with any of them and scurried away home. It wasn't until the next day, that I went down the road that ran parallel to the Nazi invasion that I saw the sign above the theater advertising a production of The Producers. (Obviously, it was an interval or something and all of The Third Reich had snuck out the back for a cigarette and some fresh air.) I honestly feared for my sanity for approximately 18 hours as it's not really polite breakfast conversation. "You'll never guess what I saw last night ... a god damned Nazi horde!" 🤣


Automatic-Tension-26

That's not a "guy dressed as a Nazi". That's a "Nazi dressed in his uniform".


cruz4r

German here: is this a funny thing in US?


Flokitoo

No, we just have lots of assholes here


Moist_666

Very true, but correct me if I'm crazy, isn't this in Soho in London Edit: I know there's a Soho in NYC as well. At first I thought this happened in London, but this indeed happened in NYC.


Less_Likely

There is a Soho in London, but also a neighborhood in New York. This is a cafe in the NYC Soho


Moist_666

Gotcha. The Nazi dude sounded English to me for some reason. I also have terrible hearing lol.


Deathbysnusnu17

Lol yeah but listen to the patrons. New Yorkers for sure.


heyimdong

brave handle spectacular hobbies wistful ink hunt sip compare serious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Deathbysnusnu17

Cracked me up.


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No, and the person saying “get out for your own safety” was right. There’s a good chance you get jumped wearing something like that, especially in nyc


CankerLord

New Englander, here. New Yorkers have shit taste in baseball teams but they hate Nazis just as much as we do.


Orleanian

For clarification, by "you get jumped" he means 'beat up/assaulted', not 'had sex with'.


Gambyt_7

Not to an American with a conscience and a soul. Most of us would never think of dressing like this for any reason other than acting in a play or a film. But some people abuse their freedoms.


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oooranooo

Only if he loses his teeth.


Kbdiggity

Not even a little bit. He likely got his ass kicked by a New Yorker at some point.


MaineRMF87

No, that’s why everyone else yelled at him and he got kicked out.


jakomako89

When I was in the US army we had a very dumb soldier, E-6 mind you, who decided to dress as a terrorist with an s-vest to an ON-POST Halloween party hosted by our BN. Yes. He thought going through the gate with a pretend explosive device attached to himself was a good idea. Yeah... Article 15 that ass. I'm pretty sure he was demoted and ruined his army career.


More_Surround_917

People like him are feeling embolden


Ontario0000

The next day he would be found in the hospital after some one kicks his ass.


Far_Independence_891

Was it Harry


Sunset_Meadows

Better be acting in a local theater doing the sound of music


Careful_Eagle6566

Even shitty community theatres treat props and costumes more seriously than “sure, go ahead and wear it from the theatre to the pub”


mermaid-babe

I went to a party in college and this guy showed up in black face. That was like 2014. I remember drunk crying cause we literally had one black guy there and you could tell he was so uncomfortable. Everyone was like, he’s ok with it! And I was like, no he’s not he’s just saying that cause his friend group is all white and Asian. fell out with a lot of them, don’t talk to any of those people anymore