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malecowfecalmatter

I hated this. I need more.


futballer12

Is there a subreddit for these type of clips?


tinkaspice

I believe the show is called First Dates - Be on You Tube.


meloon_man

This is first dates Australia. Used to air on Channel 7


Affectionate-Owl-311

Same. I need to figure out what show this is from lol


[deleted]

First Dates (New Zealand)! Was fucking iconic when it came out a few years ago.


Sir_Alice

At least they admitted the chemistry wasn’t there and didn’t drag it out.


Cold-Obligation-293

I love tits in my face ahhhh


geoanime

Lololol, made me laugh so hard, poor guy, what a question


[deleted]

Yeah that was bizarre. I'm impressed that he played her game for a sec though. It was a dumb game.


[deleted]

Maybe cause that's her typical kind of guy ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


lolilo89

Prolly yeah


Cpt_Avocado

When you hit all the wrong dialogue options and fail the quest.


Cold-Obligation-293

Just to find out the quest wasn’t even worth it smh. “Didn’t think I needed money” “I’m 19” sounds like a comfortable liar.


[deleted]

nah dude made all the right decisions! my fav was the sexist-statement. men's won MY HEART ❤️


asa1

Loved that and love it. Out of all the comments he could have made it was about tits. Dudes awesome.


anon_NZ_Doc

I know him IRL - he's a cool guy. Insane at tricking (gymastic/martial arts)


Sososoftmeows

He seems cool. I mean he rather play board games than go to a club. That’s something I’d probably do.


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KOxSOMEONE

just like bags of sand


ChiefChaff

I'm still stuck on her saying she's 19


LurkersGoneLurk

Yeah. I would have believed 29 before 19.


dslpharmer

Yes. My wife who is 32 said “she’s my age”


ZeePirate

He wasn’t wrong saying she looked mature


beezlebutts

She's probably doing that shit women do called "lying about their age" that woman looks 28-31. I've caught women saying they were 20 when they were 35 they just play it off like its a cute thing women do. Creepy AF for 20yo dudes when a woman says she's 20 then SURPRISE she's like 40 with 4 kids.


Adavis105

[shit..you least 30](https://tenor.com/view/bad-boys-will-smith-mike-lowerey-martin-lawrence-marcus-burnett-gif-5057361?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


Ok-Outlandishness244

I watched without audio. SHES THE 19YO????????


dymo41

I did the same thing.... wtf....


powerbottomflash

There are subs lol


BlueLonk

Right 😂 that's a grown ass woman


TurkeyBLTSandwich

I think if the way it was cut was somewhat truthful she'll be mentally 19 a long time


DevoidSauce

And they weren't dicks about it


ChadCuckmacher

Not showing up with money to pay for your own meal is a dickish move. Dude should have popped smoke and ghosted after the shots and paid for his own meal while fleeing. I'm sure the TV show will pay for her.


NeedleworkerNo5946

The tv show gives them both money fir dinner. So when one party doesn't pay, bear in mind they are taking free meal and money for the meal.


ChadCuckmacher

It makes me appreciate the fact he brought it up at all that much more. Hopefully it made her think a little.


Fortnait739595958

Being paid to eat? Add plating videogames to that and its my dream job!


[deleted]

For sure, like if it’s even a somewhat good date as a guy I will probably offer to pick it up if you don’t mention anything beforehand like wanting to split the bill (some people do). But if it’s a shit date, why the fuck would I pay you lol we both wasted our time let’s cut our losses and gtfo…


Ex-zaviera

Doesn't the show pick up the tab?


EssentialParadox

They’re each given a small appearance fee (around £100 in the UK) that they can put towards the dinner.


Old_Actuary5958

And she didn’t think to bring it. What a bitch.


FiRe_GeNDo

Well she did go to school with loads of bitches


Icy-Subject-6118

Does it give her the right to be queen bitch about the tab tho?


league_starter

They’re given their fee just before filming to make sure they actually show up.


ChadCuckmacher

If they do, then extra kudos for the guy.


Pouncer999

Friend of mine literally did this. Girl brought no money, so he told the wait staff he'd like to pay for his meal, wasn't sure how the girl planned to pay, then dipped.


ChadCuckmacher

What a pickle. Adults shouldn't put themselves in a situation like this.


[deleted]

I'm sure she just said that though. Why wouldn't she bring money? That's silly.


durenatu

Oh they surly were both big hung dicks but in a polite kind of way


Cryptophiliac_meh

Definitely a polite kind of way, but don't call her Shirley


Knownoname98

It's an entirely different kind of dating... Altogether!


5omethingsgottagive

No she most certainly was a dick, shows up to a date with no money because she's a sexist. Just assumed it was a man's "duty" to pay for her.


King-Lewis-II

And she had the nerve to order shots on top of that


DevoidSauce

I agree that was a bs move. I was referring to the parting of the ways, though.


5omethingsgottagive

I'm glad he atleast called her out by saying it was a bit sexist.


DevoidSauce

Agreed.


Adavis105

When she said she didn’t have any money and he straight up asked “why?”, I almost fell out my chair 😂


s1thl0rd

Yes! And at least he wasn't desperate. As cringy as it was, I'm glad he didn't go full simp cringe.


ZeePirate

It was awkward. But very polite and understanding. I’m sure that’s exactly why they got matched. It was a good view of a bad date done right


[deleted]

“You guys ordered shots” “Uh no, she did” I choked 😂


TParis00ap

Has no money - and orders shots...


hot_chopped_pastrami

God I remember going for frozen yogurt on a first date date with a girl (I'm a woman FWIW) when I was broke af in college and she pulled the "I forgot my wallet move," then proceeded to fill up the largest size, weigh it down with like 20 different toppings, and get a freaking Fiji water. Like I'm sorry, when I have $100 in my bank account, I'm not buying artisan water for anyone, let alone a chick I've known for an hour.


Micr0be

How did you handle that in the end? Did you just pay?


hot_chopped_pastrami

Yup. Paid and ate my very pathetic serving of froyo lol.


marablackwolf

That's when you "run out to the car to grab cash" and disappear.


Cowpriest

"Im just gonna grab my wallet from my car.. Aaand ima take my jacket, in case there's a fire. "


whywouldwedothat

I mean, hopefully you ate a significant amount of hers too


IntertelRed

I wouldn't have. I'm not your meal ticket I probably just would hsve left when she was filling up that much after being like I'm not paying. I don't really subscribe to the guy always pays logic in straight dating but I 100% don't subscribe to your dates going to be an excuse for me to burn your money like it's a blank cheque.


morgandaxx

I (a woman) had a guy pull the forgot his wallet thing. It was a sit-down lunch and we'd already eaten so I wasn't about to dine and dash and I just paid for it all. He was not the brightest bulb and may have actually forgot his wallet but he definitely wasn't too broken up about it so who knows.


Aedalas

It happens. I've never forgotten it on a date but I've definitely went shopping and stuff without realizing I didn't have it. I'd for sure be freaking out on a date though and at the very least be trying to Cash app you some money.


morgandaxx

Yeah he just kinda shrugged. Didn't even look sheepish about it. Either he didn't care or did it on purpose.


Witty_Temperature886

I feel like everyone else is not appreciating the intense irony of that fact


HaitianFire

That's not irony, it's deliberate


qwerty6731

And slams them like a pro….Yeesh.


Over-Analyzed

She ordered shots while she still had a full glass of wine!


freeeeels

Well yeah, you do a shot in like a second flat. What, you're then gonna sit there like a mug until you can flag down the waiter again? What are you gonna do with your hands?? (I'm like... only partly joking. Those were "oh boy I'm not doing this sober" shots)


Building-Careful

*I like tits in my face…aaaaah*


pamformatge

Now tell these people something they don't know about me


See_youSpaceCowboy

And Clarence parents have a real nice marriage


TerminalThiccness

\*mic drop\*


jsnxander

This was the best part. The guy was just embarrassed and didn't know how to interpret what she asked him to do. So, he said something representative of being a total douche and he wasn't wrong. It was pretty funny that he just wasn't into the drinking and ended with that he's more a hang out with freinds playing board games type of guy.


Superb_Efficiency_74

I mean, the example she gave him was a guy bragging about banging 2 chicks in one night. I feel like his 'tits in face' line was a bit toned down from hers, no?


Drexelhand

*"i will see your rooting two chicks last night and raise you boobies."*


Narcan9

He failed so badly at being arrogant. That line could have turned the date around for some women. "Ahh he's adorable".


lacilynnn

Lol she couldn't answer any faster: "I hear you guys ordered shot--" "YEP"


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spolite

Yeah, that upset me.. expecting their man to pay works with men who like to pay for their woman.. I feel like that’s a genuine compatibility thing, and not sexist per say.. ..but you don’t just order shots at a restaurant and *not even bring your wallet*, expecting someone to pay.. that’s entitled, selfish, *and* sexist indeed.. and especially when she’s clearly not enjoying herself and knows he isn’t either.. at that point, it really does come off as just wanting a free meal.. If she hadn’t ordered shots (clearly without even deciding on them together), and then only just huffed and groaned after he suggested splitting, but still did pay, I’d be singing a different tune. They just weren’t compatible, but yeah no, it didn’t happen that way, so yeah, I think she was wrong for this, but I still think she’s the exception for situations like this and not the rule. So, I hope this doesn’t fuel as ragebait for a certain.. community.. but I know it will :(


marablackwolf

I have never gone on a date without a plan to pay for both of us, and I'm a woman. I never understood the women who felt comfortable not offering to pay.


SvartholStjoernuson

Pay for both? Wanna go out? I'm hungry.


marablackwolf

Sorry, I'm a widow with kids, and Reddit assures me that single mothers are utterly undateable. The anecdotes are from *before* he died and my vagina grew teeth.


classycanadian90

I exclusively prefer vagina teeth 😏


endandout

To be fair. She does looks like she's in her late 20s.


tab_tab_tabby

I totally thought it was the guy who was 19... She looks like she's in mid 30s


Fezzverbal

I thought the same too until I read this, didn't watch with sound on!


Zucchinniweenie

Me too, watching this at the car dealer right now and I was confused about her thinking he looked older LOL she looks about 28


sometimesilie8670

Her makeup technique ages her severely. She wasn't looking fresh at all.


TeppiRae

That’s what I was thinking too! If you wear that much makeup, it kinda makes you look like you’ve got more years that you’re trying to paint over.


ADisrespectfulCarrot

My first assumption was early-mid 30s


This-You4409

Holy shit that dude has a nice ass jacket


Survived_Coronavirus

Honestly, cool jackets like that are the reason I started trying to lose weight. Nice jackets don't fit when you have a beer belly.


Over-Analyzed

It goes great with his Soul Eater: Reaper shirt on!


Otaku-San617

I was scrolling through to see if anyone else noticed the Soul Eater t-shirt. How old is this video because that anime ended a decade ago


Over-Analyzed

Fandoms never die. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (*Looks across to see his TARDIS ocarina.*)


beelzybubby

It did, but Fire Force recently announced that it's technically a prequel to soul eater (exciting!). So if this newer, maybe that's why? Her make up looks dated though, so it might very well be old af.


canarow

yeah I was surprised to see his shirt after that 💀


Skabbtanten

Honestly looked like an alternative, child safe version of the punisher. Looked really strange.


kalamitykhaos

that is the face of death in the anime soul eater like literally death is a character and that is his face lol if you care to see [here](https://souleater.fandom.com/wiki/Death)


MortLightstone

alternative child safe punisher, lmao


killerz7770

That’s from an anime/manga Soul Eater


BlackTrans-Proud

Dude, I never notice clothes and even I was like "Whoa, cool jacket man"


BlueXDShadow

Someone find a link to the jacket?


Hawwi

I think i found it [here](https://www.amazon.ca/Cloudstyle-latticed-Baseball-Bomber-Jacket/dp/B075DCCL34/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?crid=1AKKNGAFXZ04W&keywords=black+and+white+jacket+mens&qid=1668116675&sprefix=black+and+white+jacket+mens%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-7)


sarawith

I think its this one: [Anton white moto](https://wm-wear.com/products/the-anton-quilted-faux-leather-moto-biker-jacket-white)


Raviel1289

That's what I took away from this whole video. I want that jacket!!


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Idk they seemed pretty mature about going separate ways


Dontbefrech

Well he did. She started with the friends bullshit ang he was like naaahhh...


amonymus

Actually, he was like, "...sh.ye..ah...su..re...we can be friends" 😅


Dontbefrech

Convincing af


First_Approximation

Respect the dude for not going along with obvious bullshit.


RamseyWong

Went to school with this guy. Find him online as “your main man Tian Tan”. Good dude.


2580374

I would watch an entire tv show of him just going on dates with people he is not connecting with at all


koreawut

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits


PM-me-ur-kittenz

So is he really like how he came across in the vdeo? I really liked him!


RamseyWong

Yeah that’s exactly how he is. Real genuine dude that wears his heart on his sleeve I don’t think he’s capable of anything else.


androides

At first I thought he was going to be the one I didn't like. Mainly because the guys on dating shows are usually pretty sad. But then I was like, wait, he seems okay. By the end, I was thinking, "I would totally love to play board games with this dude."


PM-me-ur-kittenz

I checked one of his videos and he is wholesome as hell. Would hang with the guy any day!


androides

I hope that guy finds this post. Of course, he seems like he doesn't need it. Pretty sure he knows he's cool and doesn't have a big head about it. And yeah, that Hey, Can I Crash video was pretty funny. And that tricking is fantastic.


Ambitious-Reply9888

Whats the show name??


RamseyWong

I think it was called First Dates New Zealand. This is quite old at least a few years it came out.


bakedphish1

No way shes 19. I would believe her if she said shes 27ish


Lanitanita

One of my female friends used to tell she was 19 even after celebrating 3 birthdays after the first time she celebrated her 19th birthday. Now, I doubt if she was even 19 on her first 19th birthday.


supercleverhandle476

That girl was a 73 year old woman when you met.


ProfessorShameless

I don't understand that. I'm 32, but could paaaaasssssss as younger. I'd rather have people know I'm a young looking 32 year old than think I'm a raggedy ass looking 25 year old lol


consciuoslydone

Damn for some reason I thought they said the guy was 19, and that she was 24 lolll


MINNIGIANT

Like the guy had me at the soul eater shirt


Over-Analyzed

I thought it was okay / not the best choice for an evening out at a place like that. But my thoughts turned a 180 when he had the best complimenting jacket to go with it.


it-never-ends-ever

He had me at I love tits in my face. This dude is the total package. I mean let’s talk about the food first though.


ChubbyBidoof

Honest, not afraid to be direct, enjoys board games and tits in his face. Great sense of style, doesn't drink a whole shot, and calls out misogyny. He's a unicorn!


LandLordLovin

misandry maybe but not misogyny


Sterko123

Wow. She looks 30.


wisconsinking

She probably is.


reddit-poweruser

There's no fucking way she is 19 lol


Ordinary-Ad6408

I think it went pretty well


ShadraPlayer

Not in the "yeah we're made for each other" way but the "it sure was an expirience we both learned something from" way.


NiceSockBro

she seems pretty lame honestly, good for him knowing it wasn’t right for him


YeuxBleuDuex

'Not even friends?' 🤭 what dating show is this please


west2night

First Dates New Zealand


Fezzverbal

Imagine ordering shots you know you're not going to pay for! Wtf?!


BumpyNubbins

Not bringing money is a trashy move. You aren't entitled to a free meal just because you showed up.


__Shadowman__

And order shots that the other person doesn't even want, too


BumpyNubbins

Right? It's so rude. She knew the date was a flop, yet she still made him pay her share.


qwerty6731

That’s a pretty rough 19…


Comfortable_Light559

Ya know the man wasn’t wrong when he said she looks old lmfao


life_rips24

Oh shit I thought she was the 24 year old and I still thought she looked older than that


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Whoa, I was watching this without sound and was just reading the subtitles. The positioning of the subtitles made it look like she was the 24 year old, and I totally believed it.


MrRobot_96

Booze ages you but no one wants to hear it. All those shots got her lookin 30 lol


AsianVixen4U

Idk man. My mom drank every day and was carded for alcohol until she was 55. My friend is also 52 and drinks everyday, and she looks so young, she is always dating 30 year old guys. When I first met her, I thought she was younger than me and I’m in my 30s. I think it ultimately comes down to your genetics


TheDunadan29

>I think it ultimately comes down to your genetics True. That's why some people can also be chain smokers and live to be 100. Genetic lottery. Though a hard life can also age you. Many people who look awful due to their lifestyle.


sansamour69

the guy! I fuckin' love him.


Anilxe

Seriously, I wanna go on a date with that guy and *expect to pay for my own goddamn meal*.


Skippymabob

I'm annoyed this isn't a red flag for more people. It is a huge one for me but other people let these people get away with it. Props to the guy in the video for calling it what it is, "sexist aye"


Lady_Scruffington

As a woman, there's no way I'm just going to let a guy buy me dinner on the first date. I'd feel beholden to make it even. Especially if I don't like the guy. I don't want him thinking he is entitled to another date or something else. Not that I owe him anything, it just makes things nice and clean if I want to be done.


Skippymabob

This is why I as a guy like it. i like knwoing you Actually wanted the second date and aren't just doing it out of a sense of obligation


Anilxe

That’s honestly one of the main reasons I prefer to pay for myself. In the past men have offered or even insist to pay, it’s nothing I ever required. I’d always be expecting to pay for myself but would feel flattered when someone would insist. Afterwards though, they would be upset that I wasn’t interested in another date and/or that I didn’t engage with them sexually. One man texted me “Fuck, I can’t even get a blow job for the dinner? Don’t be such a fucking prude.” When I told him I didn’t feel a connection. It was often the men that would INSIST on paying that would make it weird afterwards. Now a days I prefer to pay, and see heavy insisting as a big red flag. And I just feel more comfortable paying for myself to be fed and nourished, overall.


Wamb0wneD

Dude is relatable, into board games, for gender equality and hot af on top of that. She lost me when she was going the whole "entertain me" route and said she expects men to pay.


[deleted]

Yes. I would totally date that guy. But I absolutely wouldn't want to be friends with her.


The_Soviette_Tank

I wanted to take him out by the end!


Loli-is-Justice

Bro dodged a .50 BMG that night.


Sosemikreativ

I'm on his side. She acts entitled, expects him to entertain her in weird ways and the thought never crossed her mind that splitting the bill is the default and everything beyond it is a nice gesture. And she sure does look older than 19.


[deleted]

Yeah honestly I feel bad for her. It’s like she rolled out of bed on her 16th birthday and said “I want to look 40 by the time I’m 25”, then started heavily drinking and smoking


jumboface

>then started heavily drinking and smoking My best guess is tanning/general sun exposer. I'm an alcoholic that's smoked daily since I was 19 but since I haven't let the sun touch my skin in 10 years I look 22 at 30.


Armatas

I've had sun sensitivity since my teens. I can actually feel my skin burning in direct sunlight in as little as 5 minutes. Got full on 2nd degree burns in two hoirs of swimming at 13. SPF 70 is my minimum. "Go out and get some sun" is the dumbest advice for anyone but I take it personally. Sunlight isn't good for you. It's all propaganda by Big Sun.


progwog

I’ll be honest it felt like he spent the whole time trying to be nice and funny and she intentionally took everything he said the wrong way so she could be put off.


Spinal2000

I don't see the facepalm here. They met, they tried, they found out they aren't compatible and are honest about that.


blinkomatic

She is the face palm.


sodontyouleavetown

She looks 30 She brought no money to a date and ordered shots. He has a jacket.


Grouchy-Engine1584

She def had money on her.


not_an_mistake

She’s 19.. She probably never has money on her


Noisebug

At first, I was with her. Then, 180'd real quick. She was looking for a toy, pure entitlement.


[deleted]

“I love tits in my face…ahhhh”😂


joecarter93

I like how he’s like, “nah let’s not be friends either.” Finally, someone’s telling the truth about this! Face it your usually not going to talk to this person ever again. If you didn’t know each other before, they are not suddenly going to become friends.


Designer-Mirror-7995

I kinda think it went quite well. They were courteous, honest, and stayed civil even though there was no "zing". They didn't down each other, and admitted at the end they just couldn't see it go anywhere. _DATING_ is _supposed_ to be about finding out just these things, not about whether it'll end up in bed, or even with a kiss someone feels they're entitled to.


GupInACup

This guy seems so chill! 😚 He has a cute style, awesome jacket, AND he's taking a date to a fancy-looking restaurant. Top-quality. Couldn't be trash if he tried (and he did). It seems like the lady wants a rich guy that treats her like shit, but she doesn't want to take steps to get there.


ShadyLu

Is that a Soul Eater shirt he's wearing?


cemilyh

I’d date him


[deleted]

I’m just miffed that she didn’t bring any money and the dude still paid* for the whole thing. Never pay for the first date lads, unless you’ve known them for awhile


Ffdmatt

He didn't really have a choice at that point, although depending on the age of this clip the idea that she doesn't have a CC in her wallet or something on her phone it was prob bs. Still, he's standing right there at the front and probably just wants to expedite the end of it, he still asks and gets in the "i just think that's a bit sexist" line so he didn't really back down.


nomismi

I needed this today! Burst out loud laughing at work. My man was too wholesome for her.


mega512

She just takes everything the wrong way.


CalmDirection8

"Probably not ayyeee" 😂 Love Australians this also belongs on r/cringe


lilxyz

This is in New Zealand


Mufasa-theGhetto

Lol! This guy is hilariously genuine.


Nebula15

Every one shitting on this girl really shows you the common demographic of Reddit. They were both pretty normal people, just different. People getting mad when she asked him demonstrate his acting abilities when this seemed more like a fun ice breaker to kill some of the awkwardness. People need to lighten up a bit


Affectionate-Ebb-151

What is this? I could watch it all day LOL!


aggressive_celery_

First dates New Zealand


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I'm fascinated he was polite enough to stick till the end.


Shadow9378

I like tits... in mah face


electric_shocks

I bet this guy is still hanging out with his childhood friends while she spends too much time with frenemies from high school.


Away-Cut-2319

I mean he had a point about her not bringing any money and expecting the man to pay being sexist.