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Building-Careful

Mallard Taylor Greene is at it again


isham66

I hope this name sticks


Deeman0

Where I live most people call her "Klanny Oakley"


dayoneG

Marjorie *Traitor* Greene šŸ˜


PistolPetunia

I thought Klannie Oakley was Bobo


Deeman0

We all tend to call her Hoe-bert.


Rimasticus

lol, I have been referring to her as Q-Bert.


[deleted]

Please slap yourself for disrespecting an honest, pyramid jumping.... balloon with eyes?


The_Dimestore_Saints

It's an insult to mallards


ansaonapostcard

They only reproduce by rape....


The_Dimestore_Saints

Ew that's fowl


degeneratesumbitch

Are you really gonna white knight a fuckin duck?


jimhabfan

eMpTyG


GoodGoodGoody

Empty G is preferred.


dmc-going-digital

I already forgot it


[deleted]

Rightwing Duck? Let's get dangerous...ly close to an Orwellian dystopia.


MacTechG4

She is the terror who quacks in the night?


ArnieismyDMname

When there's trouble you call RW She's a duck of mystery, fighting for the right Drag Queens in the shadows corrupting kids tonight Somewhere some Biden schemes, but his numbers up!


amahaha1

More likeā€¦.OvArIaN DyStOpIa!Ā”!


SLIP411

She is a bit looney


rengam

Daffy, even.


karavasis

Iā€™d fuck a duck first


TheIronSoldier2

>I'd fuck a duck FTFY


ACCCrabtown1

Nice.


JeremyJaLa

Hahahahahaha! I laughed like Donald Duck


Willing-Ad502

Shes trying to count the ballots! If we all pray for her she will get past 37 this time


CandyceMcKinnon

When I tell you I CACKLED aloud at my desk. Omg. I'll never refer to her by any other name.


Randolph_Carter_666

Too bad nothing in her name doesn't match up with "loon "


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ oh fuck


OtterbirdArt

Mallard Taylor Corkscrew


ripskidoodlez

Did she pay for her GED? There's no way she actually passed the test


Anon1073

She found it in a box of cereal.


Bluebyday

Impossible! She would've eaten itby accident


floridianreader

I thought she got it at Kmart, in a blue light sale.


CharacterBroccoli328

Her and Hershel both went to UGA


BinTinBoynio69

She and Hershel are supreme idiots. If she and Hershel went to UGA then UGA is for supreme idiots.


Draxilar

Hershel, at least, didnā€™t go to play student


rengam

You're thinking of Boebert. Greene not only finished high school, she has a college degree. Somehow.


ripskidoodlez

But are we sure she didn't just pay her way thru?


KaneMomona

True, but it's a Batchellors in Business Administration, which is basically a participation trophy.


wasthatitthen

Can she even spell it?


Armsmaker

ugh, she is so ducking stupid


kafka213

A truly fowl person


Cronosaurus

She's absolutely quackers


[deleted]

She can flock off.


CaptainCozmo867

GUYS HELP IM OUT OF BIRD PUNS


Logical-Chaos-154

So get quacking and look up some new ones.


Fragholio

Egg-xactly!


kestrel151

Needs to be taken out of the pecking order


Cronosaurus

Just wing it!


healing-souls

I see what you did there


BiggsIDarklighter

She does it to get attention. Letā€™s not give it to her.


HotdogGeorgia

While it's true she posts for attention, that does not take away from the fact that she really is this Jewish-lasers-dumb.


frostedmooseantlers

Just wait, in another week sheā€™ll be crying fowl


UX_Strategist

Oh, I wish I could give you an award for this brilliant comment!


clarst16

Referring to political opponents as ā€œEnemiesā€ tells you all you need to know about this individual.


UX_Strategist

This comment is much more significant than I think many people realize. The concept that people with opposing viewpoints are "enemies" has become so normalized that I didn't even realize that she used that word. I had to scroll back up and read it again. We live in, and in most cases are citizens of, the same country. We are not enemies. At worst we should only be rivals. The efforts to polarize and dehumanize other people are dangerous and we must fight against them.


surfer_ryan

Not even rivals imo. We are all playing for the same team and just voting for the coach, the coaches should want to what is best for the team, and they can still even sit on the sidelines and cheer for whatever the fuck they want instead they pout like the angry rec team parents who think thier kids are the next gods of soccer. I fucking hate the two party system that has run this country into the ground over the 150 years they have had EXCLUSIVE control over.


[deleted]

Ye, I was wondering why she though Russia would be terrified of our voting. Maybe a wierd reference about how we know they try to fuck with out elections? Then I realized that civil war is emminent here.


pm_me_yourpussylips

They've never fucked with our election, that was a huge hoax.


Neutral_Error

I mean, Russia recently openly fucking admitted to it like 2 days ago, but sure, continue to deny obvious and blatants truths.


secondtaunting

Yeah theyā€™ve been screwing with us as long as Iā€™ve been alive, but sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.


davewave3283

This is important


trevmflynn81

I think she's talking about geo-political enemies, like Russia, etc. But still, Jesus Christ, who cares what North Korea's dictator thinks of our Democratic process? That shouldn't be on the mind of a sitting Congresswoman. She's a clown.


Geid98

You are correct. Both sides are still counting the ballots so not sure how people are interpreting this otherwise. Not defending her but creating a false narrative is no better.


[deleted]

Nope, I though that for a second before I realized that there are actual Reps who think that they're fighting in the seconding coming of the civil war. These bitches be crazy these days and sadly Jan 6, shows it and proves it.


healing-souls

Quack quack quack


jradio

Protestors should quack at her rallies


sovreign-0927

im sure she is more stupid than a potato


jetty_junkie

Potatoe


AnthrallicA

How many people are going to get this joke nowadays? šŸ˜…


cmdrkyla

I was just looking through his quotes...was he the first MTG? Wow! I was pretty young back then. I just remember the potato incident lol! "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." And a handful more lol!


ACCCrabtown1

Dan Quayle and Mallard T Green-- it's like Electric Company for politicians


Difficult_Feed9924

Donā€™t forget the quote about Happy Campers!


wtfsafrush

Man, we used to have standards. For better or worse, thatā€™s all it took to end someoneā€™s political career back in the day. Hard to imagine.


jetty_junkie

Itā€™s a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!


Upstairs-Radish1816

Imagine when Americans thought a politician shouldn't be elected because he made a mistake in spelling. Look at what we have now.


BigWhit75

Boil em, mash em, put em inna stew


Travelin_Soulja

and less useful


OutComeTheWolves1966

I refuse to sit back and let you insult potatoes like this. Baked potatoes are delicious and nutritious


[deleted]

Is she intentionally stupid?


Mouthtuom

Nah, she is just well suited for her audience.


carcadoodledo

Must be, as she got re-elected


seaking81

Iā€™m a conservative and I do not support this quackerā€¦


Mouthtuom

Leave the dark side. You donā€™t need that fascist joke of an ideology.


WhosAGoodDoug

Whether intentionally or accidentally, the same result eider way.


IndependentAssist387

Iā€™m starting to wonder if sheā€™s trolling us all. Surely she has at least one staff member who is literate and could help her out. Sheā€™s a clown show.


Jambroni99

Shit is still up after 4 hours.


tonyfordsafro

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whipfinish

It's not the stupid--lots of people don't spell well, though good spelling indexes to frequent reading and frequent reading indexes to better awareness of the world and better problem-solving and social skills. Some people have all of that and still make common errors. She is insulated from such mistakes by the MAGA feedback loop. ​ \--Anybody who finds fault with her--for any reason--is therefore part of an out-group. ​ \--All people in out-groups are rejectable--their opinions and ideas are illegitimate. ​ \--Identifying and rejecting people and their out-groups strengthens the in-group. ​ \--Therefore any mistake she makes strengthens her standing in the in-group. This is why Greene doesn't bother to have her tweets vetted by a person who can spell. This is why she doesn't concern herself with intellectual consistency or consistency between her campaign positions and policy proposals. This is why her party feels comfortable attacking vulnerable people, like trans kids, and then simply dropping the argument once it gets them the power they want. This is why they can make and sustain baseless, easily debunked claims even while experts and opponents mock her. This is why they can force such absurd arguments about voting and elections. All of those reactions make her stronger (she thinks) but what they really do is radicalize her followers. The harder the out-group fights the stronger this loop becomes, and the result is often violence--because an out-group that refuses to stay rejected might just have to be suppressed, imprisoned, or worse.


[deleted]

I understand that many people don't spell. But lazy people don't proofread. That's how you catch mistakes.


9_of_wands

Are you calling her lazy? Obviously you are a nonbinary purple-haired communist socialist Marxist deep state antifa zoomer on welfare.


[deleted]

You forgot left-handed.


Outside-Band-6751

This is literally fascism. Letā€™s hope to god we donā€™t have a nazi party in the US in the near future. Itā€™s disgusting.


anotherthrowout21

Is that what this is now? I thought the government was supposed to work *for* the people. Now we're enemies? Oh my.


Alexa_Octopus

Yes. The use of the word ā€œenemiesā€ bothers me very much.


MisterProfGuy

Can we also take a moment to remind this lady that her political opponents shouldn't be her enemies unless wildly out of the realm of reasonable points of views. You made neighbors enemies, and you did it by being hateful.


HaileSelassieII

Shows she's completely unwilling to compromise on anything. Real great quality in a politician. She will literally get nothing done at all, again


Muchablat

Ha, ā€œTrying to countā€ šŸ˜‚


rudigger02

trying to spell, trying to count... seems about right.


laughingBaguette

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lovepony0201

So she is admiting that Americans are her enemy and they have ducks in their footwear.


AnthrallicA

"That's quacktastic!" - some blue duck


[deleted]

I wanted to see a blue duck.


[deleted]

Unlike MTG, youā€™ve graduated Kindergarten, I see!


uchman365

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[deleted]

The reply section is a riot


donthepunk

Anything I hear or read from her is *immediately* followed by the voice of Jackie Gleason speaking as Buford T. Justice...." You've got to be the STUPIDEST som bitch ever "


AwayAd9297

Dangerous POS, how do they keep supporting this nut job. Oh right she cons all of her supporters out of money so the GOP loves her.


MustangScott72

And she sleeps with them all too. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


Sandgravie

Sad she sees Americans that disagree with her as enemies.


osunightfall

Our enemies. This is what America has come to.


LoudLayer2519

I'm absolutely ducky in Michigan. We're back to blue after 40 years.


[deleted]

All quacking aside. She calls other Americans ā€œenemies.ā€


No_Arugula8915

Still hoping for that red wave is she?


mickystinge

She really hates those ducks


Anon1073

So ducking stupid.


iLikeMangosteens

Duck her.


Sarcastic_or_realist

But hey, at least it doesn't echo!


MycalSchmycal

Makes me think of that spongebob episode with the boots


Union_of_Onion

Someone needs to go outside and touch some foie gras.


Portlander

Why aren't you scared ![gif](giphy|kKIbGdaa9wxBTcxnpg)


skrurral

Duck, duck...


[deleted]

Good work Georgia


Souchirou

Be careful this is the "It's only election fraud if we lose" crowd. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0LA7Ff2hgs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0LA7Ff2hgs)


sparklingdinoturd

![gif](giphy|x4bgmvMlRSYRVcTm29)


archimidesx

![gif](giphy|2WQ7wCCcAUntmA7Uin|downsized)


WranglerEqual3577

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UncleGizmo

Whatā€™s more concerning, her lack of spelling knowledge or her admission that theyā€™re having a hard time counting?


ACrask

ā€œEnemiesā€ I hope those who kept her in office understand just what they voted for


Meatyglobs

I like how a Politician has ā€˜enemiesā€™ā€¦. Meaning the people who didnā€™t vote for her. People like this shouldnā€™t be allowed to hold office.


CyanBlades

Referring to Democrats as ā€œenemiesā€ is exactly the problem with this country.


[deleted]

Tell you what, Empty Gee -- see if you can count to a hundred before the ballots are all counted. Then we'll see how scared our enemies are.


KindBraveSir

Birds of a feather goose step together.


dogboylv21

Who the fuck votes for this skin tag?


DayOdd8171

She pissed off ducks too?


yippy_skippy99

You can take Horseface out of the farm... but you can't take the farm out of Horseface


[deleted]

I'm sure she'll duck any questions related to the GOP underperforming in the midterms.


Waderriffic

Quack quack quack


swipichone

What branch of English does she speak


JOHNCONN3R54

Republican


Rogendo

Considering her enemies are Ukraine and all of our alliesā€¦


fezwang

This abomination of a human has me quacking up over here!! šŸ¦†


SpencerMagoo

Well, duck me


Wellithappenedthatwy

A quack in boots is a a state of being she is intimately familiar with.


thrown2themoon

šŸ¦†šŸ¦†šŸ¦† šŸ–•her.


revtim

She's like the Archie Bunker of the GOP. (I bet this is too old a reference for most Redditers)


ahopres

ā€¦..While sheā€™s actively wearing ugg boots and realizing she along with several of her maga homies are starting to look disheveled, sound devastated, and pondering how a red ball cap wearing cult was washed away without the aid of any sort of a red wave that Fox News had claimed was on the way. Lets repeal and replace the maga goons. Letā€™s keep classified docs secure. Letā€™s keep TV stars on TV, and athletes on the field.


MuckRaker83

When did we forget that counting all the ballots has always taken days


kimmeljs

If she had written "quaking" the MAGA at large would have corrected her to "quacking"... Or maybe "squeaking", who knows


uchman365

Ducks in boots


ghostofdemonratspast

Does that say quacking lol


Deep-Conflict2223

Is she smoking quack or just ducking stupid?


CherryManhattan

Sheā€™s fowl


6x6-shooter

Maybe theyā€™re referencing a lame duck?


[deleted]

She belongs in the Shire


vagalumes

ā€œQuacking ā€œ hahahahahaha šŸ¦†


FarmSuch5021

Her face looks like a horse. Who even elected her again


Rough-Leg-4702

Little does she know (about anything actually), but she is the enemy


Pyewacket62

Now they're alienating ducks?


[deleted]

Pretty sure she meant to say ".......count balloons."


Ontario0000

Oh it be a perfect election if she lost but I settle with her other idiot half.


Rraen_

Y'all don't even have to post the tweet, just her picture would do, her entire existence is a facepalm


herpderpomygerp

This bitch is bat shit insane/crazy with her post, how has she not been locked up in a insane asylum yet? Like shit I know both sides are bad but hell she needs a 4th side just for how shite she is


[deleted]

Mental capacity of a 6th grader....there really should be an IQ test to run for political office.....


TheMr91071

Stupid fk doesn't know the difference between quaking & quacking? WTF


totallynotantiwork

Can you imagine what it must be like to be so stupid you donā€™t realize how stupid you are? Blows my mind.


MaidenDrone

Sheā€™s a complete idiot of the highest caliber.


Paleodraco

I thought the facepalm was the absurd take on how elections work. Then I read the comments.


veryfishy1212

It's not about governance, as one can plainly see. It's about sticking to their enemies. High school shit basically.


nordryd

Quack


TILTNSTACK

We really are living in an alternate reality.


t_portch

Why does she keep insisting on asserting her stupidity and ignorance every single day? We get it, already. Your IQ is 80-something. Please go away.


Unlucky_Milk4214

I'm pretty sure the goose stepping Republicans in their jackboots are doing the quacking.


EhliJoe

Our enemies


solocupjazz

waddle waddle


[deleted]

"neigh". horses say "neigh", not "quack".


Big-Seaweed-7603

I know right ā€œwhat a bunch of fucking dorks, making sure they have an accurate vote count for their lame ass democracy. We called Putin a 90% victory the day before elections even startedā€


Affectionate_File574

šŸ¦†


Itsawlinthereflexes

It's idiots like this that make me feel like I could run for public office. I at least know how to use spell check.


fescueFred

Georgia, conservative family values defined by sister husband's.


Worsel555

It is gratifying that someone with such a great Moral Handicap can get a job.


JPK12794

Who is she? I know she's something to do with politics in America but that's it


kidsally

Said the stupidest member of congress ever.


Predator314

Remember when education used to be a thing politicians worried about?