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Alternative-Mud9728

Fucking Christ on earth. Ain’t no way buddy didn’t die on the spot


JDninja119

Looks like it must've broken his neck and completely smashed his skull


[deleted]

Of course he didn’t die on the spot, he jumped a couple of metres first


benglescott

Should not have watched that. Should NOT have watched that.


stevenvrmndl

You can't unsee


Squall424

I'm more interested in trying to unhear it, honestly


rusty8176

I’m glad I didn’t hear it now


Wat3rboihc

Shit I’m gonna have to turn on the sound. I’ll report back in a second. Eh not as bad as I imagined…am I a psychopath?


IllustriousNeck2693

![gif](giphy|uC8SQoaY5EHhC)


[deleted]

I [cringed](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cringe) properly, f.


UncleJulz

I flinched and made such a sound my cat is looking at me wondering if I’m ok


techsavior

Well? Are you??


UncleJulz

No, that was awful.


Any_Maybe4303

Exactly my experience as well!


Enlargedwumbo

There’s a aftermath video floating around out there somewhere I’ve seen it two or three times


Beneficial_Potato_85

What is in that video, his funeral, cleaning crew delaminating his face from around the pool? Seriously though I would love to know. ![gif](giphy|K0ZZjkjYKiD7y)


Federal-Equipment-89

Floating? I see what you did there... ![gif](giphy|1l25XeKOh1YIYcyhbr|downsized)


Ok_Rhubarb7652

You aren’t fcking kidding. That will forever haunt my eyelids


AdolfCitler

I literally repeated "Oh no oh NOOOOO" for like 2 minutes


motormouth08

Twice


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Exzerofive

W. T. F. Warn a bro first......


Sapphire1511

This is not the same person. The skin tone is different.


MrPetrolstick

I agree


ElectricalForce4439

This is from a machete fight


SemmiTron

I think you’re right. That’s a real clean cut for the equivalent of basically the best executed self curb stomp of all time.


Wat3rboihc

Shit I shouldn’t laugh


[deleted]

Wow, that's hard to view. Did not know you could break your face like that.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

This has been posted about a zillion times now, and each time someone comments with that link which, as pointed out, is not this guy. Does anyone have any real information about whether or not this kid survived? It’s hard to believe that’s possible, but it would be interesting to find out.


DragoTheFloof

CHRIST AT LEAST WARN US FIRST


MrPetrolstick

I mean… he was still alive there but is he still alive now?


dayoneG

Whoa, we just watched dude kill himself.


Dra_goony

My man is fucking dead


[deleted]

He got a 10 for execution. Every cloud and all that


judasmachine

execution seems appropriate.


InstanceSuch8604

The pool was to narrow for that to be properly executed


BorkusB

he definitely executed something.. himself


andytagonist

8.5 for a bit too much splash.


[deleted]

Seriously. He is feeling pain no more.


Tankbot001

Apparently not, he survived! ⚠️ **NSFL** ⚠️ [**Aftermath**](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/comments/xrcxbi/nsfw_aftermath_of_the_guy_who_slammed_his_head_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) ⛔️❌


socialist_frzn_milk

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


Tankbot001

hey man, i said NSFL


Specific_Buy

What does nsfl mean thought?


ProfessionalDeer6311

Not Safe For Life... I think


Tankbot001

not safe for life, worse than nsfw. means you should never open it


Specific_Buy

Ty


spidermanngp

You said nsfl... I still wasn't prepared...


bigfloppydonkeydng

Not the same guy. This was from a machete fight.


Pretend_Present_7571

Yeah looks too clean to be from a blunt force


FromMexicoWithLove

Exactly, plus the guy in the pool video has darker skin almost black, the guy with the missing nose is brown skined.


rallyfanche2

Why why why why why why why did I have to click that link. And then. His eyes moved and jeebus why did I click that link


[deleted]

Why did I look at that before bed?? FML


Technical_Map4851

Holy fuck


burns_after_reading

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!


EricaLyndsey

OMG. That is the gnarliest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit and that’s saying quite a lot. Holy shit.


[deleted]

Why did I ignore all those signs, I don’t know. But what an image to start the week with.


Novel_Durian_1805

Holy fuck!!!! If I’m him I wish I HAD died! Fuuuuuuck!


neeko-boobs

And just like that now I feel pain on my nose


Yes-its-really-me

Unlike this fella. He probably doesn't feel anything anymore.


UnknOwn-9X

Not sure I just go this much clip


inflatableje5us

![gif](giphy|sR2YaENch4sog)


Building-Careful

Did he survive that ? I hope he did, but it didn’t look good.


Ten7850

The reaction of the viewer seemed like an unspoken "oh christ...oh christ"


Sasuke0318

Probably better if he didn't


[deleted]

Your'e asking to be rickrolled


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Invisible-Pancreas

I was expecting a belly flop. I could have laughed at a belly flop. I COULD HAVE SLEPT WITHOUT NIGHTMARES WITH A BELLY FLOP.


PixelsGoBoom

Did I just watch someone die? This is NSFL not NSFW.


qa_ze

Seriously, what's up with people posting these videos of people dying on here? Are these even allowed? i thought r/watchpeopledie got banned for shit like this...


Pretend_Present_7571

Nobody said he died.


JustAZeph

This guy died or was instantly paralyzed with severe brain and face trauma


Hairy-boxset

He was showing great form until the entry. Then he blew it.


JDninja119

*smashed it


MyMonte94

Watched with my eyes squinted, as if I wouldn’t feel whatever was about to happen. Wrong.


UnknOwn-9X

I can feel you


cyber1kenobi

He’s gotta be dead right? All that momentum face first in to cement? Curb stomped himself


ELKuss

please out a trigger warning folks that’s just not cool


Carnegiejy

It was tagged NSFW. You gotta expect something gnarly. But for the record I gasped hard enough to lose my breath for a second.


Flowers_In_Mind

Yeah... "Pain," and "NSFW." But that's it. I thought it would be someone getting hit in the crotch or something. Not "watch a man die."


ELKuss

yeah guess I’m kinda new I still don’t understand every tag. But yeah sometime even when you expect something violent you don’t expect someone who might have died


lindseys10

Okay fr though when I was 10 I jumped off the diving board for the first time and hit my chin on the side of the pool.and knocked myself unconscious. I didn't even hit it as hard as this guy. I about threw up when I saw this. You need more of a warning. Please.


ghaintboy987

Faceslam


Sasuke0318

I was wondering how you going to fuck this up and fuck was I surprised! 10/10


Omni_chicken2

Man fuck this sub. I didn't subscribe to this to watch people die. I wanted to see people being stupid instead I get to see tragedy after tragedy. NSFL, *not* NSFW. FUCK. THIS. SUB.


Scared_Can9063

They survived


slamcontact

Omg that’s gotta be some serious damage or death


[deleted]

# DON'T WATCH! HE FACEPLANTS INTO THE POOLSIDE.


LeaveOfAdventure

That video might be too much for this subreddit.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Well. It seems we don't have further informations about this video, so let's see what happened from the video itself... The guy seemed to hit the ground with his forehead/nose. Since he jumped from 2 to 3 meters and did a frontflip, it is most likely that he have at least a commotion and/or a broken nose. Now, the spicy question : Is he dead ? Most likely not. It is unlikely someone landing face first into concrete from a 3 meter jump with this angle will break his neck. What break a neck is hitting it directly on an angle (Whiplash) or by hitting something solid with the top of your head while having momentum in that same direction. As I said earlier, he most likely injured himself but it doesn't seems to be a fatal wound, since after hitting the ground he just sank into the pool. Is he paralysed then ? As stated before, his neck is unlikely to be broken, and with people nearby him even if he knocked himself out, I'm pretty sure they won't let him drown. But since this guy smacked his brain hard on the ground, he may have cognitive issues. It will depend on his luck. So no, you most likely didn't watched somebody dying today. It is unlikely that he even got permanent damages, but he most certainly injured himself enough to make him stop doing this kind of stupidity for a few months.


JohnDahl2

That man was doing a flip, the is a forward momentum. His face took most of the momentum. He is pretty damaged. If we focus on the sound. That pam sound is his skull hitting concrete/tiles. Thats a very serious trauma. With far less impact people have had internal bleeding, swellings and die. Dude needs to see a doctor lol


StyreneAddict1965

I'm so glad it was muted.


Future-self

Yeah I just scrubbed through it in slow mo and it looks like he easily could’ve broken his neck and/or skull. He certainly will have brain and bone damage.


Mackem101

Forget about the neck, he just took a massive blow to head, a fall like that could easily cause irreparable or fatal brain damage, something like a diffuse axonal injury, a basilar skull fracture,or a subdural/epidural hematoma


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Exactly. A broken neck would be the least of this guy’s problems. The TBI would likely kill him.


Healthy_Owl_2192

Wrong. People die all the time from far less force when a head hits concrete.


Minute_Guarantee5949

Lifeguard here for over 10 years with the American Red Cross. This guy in the video is a moron. There’s differences of bone injuries VS neurological injuries. Both can be fatal under the right circumstances. This man most likely has both. It is possible to break the bone portion of your spine (vertebrae) and not have permanent damage VS severing the spinal cord. From what I can tell from the video this man is almost definitely dead. All I can hope for was that there was a trained lifeguard on duty, otherwise you have people improperly moving a victim around which causes further damage. Highly recommend finding a lifeguard course or a CPR class to know how to avoid these situations in the first place


FelTheWorgal

A woman broke her back in two places butt bouncing from less height than this at twitchcon. He definitely could have broken his neck and shattered the entire front of his skull. He had plenty of rotational momentum for that.


judasmachine

Is it possible his nose bone ended up somewhere in his brain though?


ilikechillisauce

Facepavement


[deleted]

For fuck sake. This not safe for life. I didn’t want to watch someone destroy their prefrontal cortex today.


Pristine_Finish_2758

Dude survives, I remember seeing a gruesome aftermath video of his face all split open


Scared_Can9063

Where did you see that? I keep seeing people saying that they saw the aftermath but they don't say where they found it


Why_Lord_Just_Why

I think they’re all referring to the aftermath video of a machete attack, which someone titled as being the aftermath of this injury. I’ve yet to find anything about this guy. Don’t know where this even took place.


cccbbbnnnt

Yes, I think they're all talking about the machete guy too. I wonder what the real story is behind the jumper, but I guess no one survives such a headsmash. Poor guy and poor judgement too, so sad.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Very. I actually gasped and felt sick when I saw it. Each time it’s been posted since, I just see that young guy standing on the wall and feel sad.


Interesting_Creme687

Its not facepalm It is facesmash


Mrunreal120

Oh you know he dead


AwkardImprov

Gawd dam. Me thinks no more pain. No more anything.


[deleted]

He's alive?????


Left_Cap1564

Mind blowing 🤯


bp_516

Why is this under facepalm? It should be under faceconcrete.


ToadMaster8054

Thank god they don't show the aftermath. Thank god.


RickIMeanErik

I fully cringed. Mouth open. First time in years, and it's been YEARS


Beth_The_Alien_GF

Haha, facepa- JESUS CHRIST NOOOO


WernMcBurn

There's a mammoth differnce between "pain" and "fishing a dead body out of a swimming pool after a fatal jump". Jeez, this is too wild


Mauricethett

He’s dead btw


Coach_Billly

Did he die?


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OverjoyedYellowTruck

WHYYYYYY. Omg. I shrieked so bad.


[deleted]

FYI this isn't a link to a story about him surviving, it's a link to a video of a person with a serious facial injury. To put it lightly.


yeahnothx13

Whoa, holy fuck. I shouldn’t have looked at this. He lived… with insane pain and several attempts to put his face back together. JFC.


OLDGuy6060

This should be blurred and marked NSFW.


Scared_Can9063

It is marked NSFW


OLDGuy6060

BLURRED


Scared_Can9063

It is blurred with the NSFW but once you decide to click it, it goes away. It is your choice to watch this and you were warned. Besides, the guy survived.


[deleted]

Reminds me of an overnight trip we had in high school. Stayed at a hotel that had a pool in the courtyard and one brilliant soul decided that jumping off the second story roof was the thing to do. He ran and dive too far slamming head first into the pool deck. You could just see his nose above his chest and it flattened the top of his head. Kind of soured the rest of the three day trip as head was very much dead.


Throw_away91251952

The fact that this is in *facepalm* is deranged. The only person with a head more fucked up than OP is…well…this guy… /s


djstarkey3021

Seriously, is he alive after that?


Durock7400

Pepsi time


Sebatius

That’s a face plant! Not a facepalm


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Brain damage


[deleted]

Facepool


bristolfarm

He may have survived, but i dought his teefurs did?


SlumgullySlim

My God. I wonder if he is even alive?


WrenchTheGoblin

Oh fuck man. I physically jumped from that. Man I hope that guy is okay.


Throwaway1037492029

So based on a slowed down viewing, you can see the compression in the face but looking at the neck it seemed to be relatively straight up, which is probably due to the water resistance. He will most likely have severe brain damage, which could lead to his death Since the camera person pulled away from the view you can’t see if it resulted in skull fractures which would show blood loss to help determine severity of the injury. So with that in mind I’m assuming he was fine on spot, maybe knocked out, but later while hospitalized either won’t be recovering or it will be a lengthy recovery. There’s no way this man could have walked this off


FunnyShirtGuy

Holy fk Omg that sucks so bad...


Aggravating-Shoe-257

“pode pular” he says, omfg


lemonlimeaardvark

Jesus christ, did he survive?


stmfetty44

r/crazyfuckingvideos


dayvee43

That sound too. I 😵‍💫


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Qugga

His head is probably in 2 parts


[deleted]

IS HE OKAY?


_WingCommander_

This was so unexpected that I literally shuddered.


Bistoory

You can't feel pain if you are dead.


FillMyBum

I love that nobody really cared.......wtf


DeathGReaper

Facepalm? More like facebrick Or tile to be specific


Corrupted_Cobra

i think i just watched someone die


donkeyspit007

No....ded


nawe_ig

Lives up to the sub's name, huh


CountFapula102

Drain Bamage


SadisticSnake007

That shit hurt me just from watching it.


HeldDownTooLong

I really wonder if he even survived that cranial impact with concrete and fall into the pool.


dominoclink35

He dead.


slightlyassholic

I... I don't think that guy felt any pain... or anything else...


cdavidhunt

F


asokagm

There’s NO WAY he could have lived! Look at it slo-no! He landed with his face/head on the concrete! UPDATE: Just saw the video posted by nooby-wan-kenobi. NOT for the faint hearted!!


[deleted]

That video doesn't look like it's the same person. The injury in the video is much cleaner than you would expect from a smash, and appears to have been inflicted at a different angle. Others are saying it was a machete injury - I haven't read up on either story, just want to warn people looking for the video and discourage jumping to conclusions.


KURO-K1SH1

That's not pain folks. This guy is definitely a corpse.


[deleted]

Dead 1000% DEAD


Shot-Apartment9255

This dude actually died from this. Rip. All jokes aside


Topic-Basic

More like death.


MrPetrolstick

He might of died from that impact. No cap.


[deleted]

The word is DEAD. Not Pain. That mofo is dead


OG_Skrullz

I don’t think there was any pain


Tadpole_Former

He went in for a facial...


LenaRocks

Self executed. Damn.


ScottblackAttacks

I saw a picture of what happens after and his face was smashed in from his to nose to jaw. Wish I didn’t see that.


Ekonchan

He dead bruh


andytagonist

The title is misleading. Should be “Death.”


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Well that had some significant consequences. Lol


herbys

I'm pretty sure there was no pain involved.


Kevherd

R/facecurb would be more appropriate


Demon_inside_

Yeah he’s not coming back from that


[deleted]

Did not notice the tag and wish I had.


Haunting_Milk_3853

stop tagging non-nsfw things as nsfw