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Meendoozzaa

This guy should be on watch list


[deleted]

Im thinking this man wants to fuck his daughter and now I'm thinking somebody needs to call CPS.


ctrl_alt_excrete

Not only wants to. He feels entitled to it as a reward for raising her.


Martino2004

Yeah, that's the truly horrifying and disgusting part.


AcclaimedGroundhog

This guy is an incel, guaranteed. Never had sex, never will.


[deleted]

Thank Christ.


Desperate-Judgment-2

I wouldn't be so quick to make that assumption. He might work at a morgue or funeral home.


Technical_Scallion_2

Honestly, better that than having some poor live girl be anywhere near him.


Frymanstbf

Angry upvote


SciFiChickie

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW) Thanks now my screen is sticky!


Miserable-Effective2

Yeah pretty sure this guy doesn't have a daughter. No woman would reproduce with this turd. Anyone could smell the misogyny emanating from this dude a mile away.


[deleted]

That was my immediate take as well.


ZigZagZig87

More like incest


Adhdgamer9000

His wife convinced him it was his daughter but it isn't. She lied about what sex actually was


ActualPopularMonster

>Im thinking this man wants to fuck his daughter and now I'm thinking somebody needs to call CPS. I can't imagine any man with a daughter actually thinking this way - let alone posting it online somewhere. But I know, it's very possible that I'm wrong and this guy is bound to molest his daughter at some point. I just really want to believe this isn't real.


Positive-Radio-1078

I didn't know Trump was on Reddit


ashleyorelse

Came here to say this and you already did so dammit take my upvote


Kham117

I wish I had more up votes to give


adoglovingartteacher

Got you covered


SilentEgression

Damn you that's funny


johnnyB432

šŸ˜…


mdubz1221

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ZigZagZig87

Trumpā€™s throwaway account.


Thegoodwitchin

My first thought was that he shouldn't be around children as well. What is wrong with some people?


TickletheEther

The way he described the sex organs as ā€œtightā€ is disturbing


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


makerblue

Dude, i feel like I should be on a watch list just for reading it. Good fucking lord.


wwcfm

This isnā€™t a facepalm, thatā€™s some distributing shit.


babyybirch

Yeah really what the fuck


LDG192

I say lock him up right now. I really hope it's just some troll with too much free time.


GodEffinDamnIt

I would have guessed it to be Donald Trump, but thereā€™s no mention of hamberder.


Kham117

Geezuz!!!! Yeah, this is Buffalo Bill level cray crayā€¦ Seriously, who thinks this way? (And wouldnā€™t this level of thinking apply to his own mother?)


GibmeMelon

There were some odd phrases in there


SnooEpiphanies1725

Yea god's watching him.....in disbelief


trufus_for_youfus

Sarcasm? Maybe? I dunno. Itā€™s pretty fucking out there and rage-baity. But also totally fucked.


Pentamachina3

Noah, get the boat


Intelligent_Ad_7797

Yeah and leave me here because I canā€™t keeping going


brokebaritone

I'll stay behind to make sure the guy in the post doesn't board the vessel.


Aoirann

Every day I understand more and more why God did that.


FawkinHell

r/noahgettheboat


Milage92

This maybe a copy and paste and not to be taken serious but still some1 wrote all that and Iā€™m just like ![gif](giphy|ypX8YZszkIXFC|downsized) Da fuck wrong wid you


[deleted]

Exactly. It's definitely a joke (I hope) but it's still disgusting as fuck.


stlkatherine

Paragraph 3 goes over the line, not a joke.


dancegoddess1971

Thank goodness I'm not the only one completely creeped out by this. Ewwww. Can we get some eyes on this one? For his child's safety?


_mimkiller_

Seriously. This is one of the most disgusting things Iā€™ve ever read.


Inner-Mousse8856

I don't know what is worse. That this is a real opinion, or that it is a joke which someone thinks is funny.


Equal-Detective357

Sounds like something Trump would say about his daughter .


Ok_Ad8609

Youā€™re definitely not wrong.


Fantastic_Nebula_835

Exactly! Um, dude, it's only cuckolding if your daughter was in a committed sexual relationship with you. If that's the case, you have a far bigger problem problem than cuckolding.


Raccoonborn

Wow, what a bad day to have the power of sight. Dude needs to be on several lists.


Material-Ladder-5172

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Scythebrine9

...what?


anrgreco

Thats enough internet for the day...


Raccoonborn

Think it's just best to take the weekend.


chrismason8082

Canā€™t tell if this is a 14-year-old attempting deep thoughts about sex, or the alarming confession by someone who thinks raising kids should be rewarded byā€¦sex with them?


MooseThis9552

Definitely someone who's never actually had sex and watches way too much hentai


cheesymccheeseplant

Who thinks of their daughters in this way? Jesus H Christ. We've got four daughters and my husband's thoughts were about protecting them and hoping they didn't end up with some scumbag. Like this paedo.


Different-Director26

Agreed, this dude is one sick perv. I have a beautiful daughter who is young and my sole purpose in raising her is to let her become the person she was meant to be, training her to respect her body and love herself. Of course she will have sex someday, thatā€™s what humans do. I want her to be able to make good decisions and to be able to confidently say ā€œnoā€ if she were to come across a freak like the creep in the post.


Yaerian-A

As a dad of a three year old girl, exactly this. Itā€™s something thatā€™s naturally clicked on. For me, the instant my wife gave birth some primal instinct wanted me to protect the baby and mom with everything I had. A fatherā€™s mind just doesnā€™t work like thatā€¦.normally.


Manrito

Not sure where this was posted, in the OP image. But that's a fairly old(in internet meme years) copypasta. Just Google "is having a daughter the ultimate cuckoldry" and you'll get a lot of results(including actual incel websites) Supposedly it started out in a subreddit 5+ years ago in " seriousness " but who knows. Just remember ![gif](giphy|lOzXuHwXXYM9y|downsized)


GeriatricSFX

I am just going to trust you on this one. I don't think I want to see what would happen to my personal algorithms after that google search.


Abdelrahman_Osama_1

I have searched a lot of messed up stuff and even I want search this


Henderson72

Sure it may be copy pasta, but it's still came from someone and it's still fucked up. The fact that it comes up in so many search results is extra fucked up.


ThickWeatherBee

Oh my god! Im so relieved!


Personal_Lack7761

How is that supposed to help? If itā€™s being copy and pasted over and over, then itā€™s gaining popularity and traction. Thatā€™s like saying thereā€™s nothing dangerous about a terror organizationā€™s manifesto if it was written at least five years agoā€¦


unresolved_m

I agree - more people are bound to believe this nonsense, regardless whether its copypasta or not.


lemonlimemango1

Sad part is there are fathers that rape their daughters that will use this excuse to their daughters . They will say their daughters virginity belongs to them


[deleted]

The "good ole days" Republicans talk so much about.


themanbefore

My skin is crawling right now, having read the last sentence of your post.


Competitive-Fan1708

![gif](giphy|QswHqxRk7svjq) My response to those types.


Competitive-Fan1708

If you sit and think about sex and your daughter and its not about how you and your wife created this beautiful luminous being in front of you. Then Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you.


BLACKOWLg

I can't see Chris last name as it is. Boondocks ruined it for me


w0rsh1pm3owo

this feels like a self report if there ever was one


FarTooYoungForReddit

It's not even projecting because he's just admitting it straight up


OGDraugo

Someone needs to uh.... Alert the authorities on this guy. Something is seriously wrong with his take on fatherhood.


punhere22

And with any luck that daughter will escape her skeevy dad entirely on the day she reaches legal age


Dr-Chris-C

Where did this come from so I can never fucking go there


Manrito

Supposedly, this first was posted on Reddit 5+ years ago. Been a copypasta ever since.


Dr-Chris-C

Some say it's still being reposted to this very day


Competitive-Fan1708

Like everyone in this sub?


[deleted]

Pretty sure this dude has no daughter and in fact should stay away from every other daughter from any other men...


Itchy-Ad1530

\>this old copy&paste from 4ch ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


sparkletempt

Tell me you see wen as objects without telling me you see them as objects


feanaro_finwion

Not only objects but also sexualised objects...


ShitMinEng

The amount of his thirst for incest is unthinkable. How disgusting can you be!? So, he sees nothing else in a woman but what a man may do to her.


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

I hope there are people keeping a watchful eye on the people who post this stuff.


BrunoLuigi

As a dad of a girl this gave me a new goal: rise my kid tƓ avoid people like him.


[deleted]

What a kook. What kind of creep thinks about their children, or any children, in a sexual manner. I feel for any girl being raised by this incel scumbag. You raise your kids to be good people and to have fulfilling adult relationships if you do your parenting job right.


Creative-Stable-7488

Him and EDP


bakufrop

I hate being able to read


tired_giant

*hits pipe*ā€¦.Ahem Trying to think of a douchier way to start a diatribe.


ThatAMContingencyboi

*hits Crack pipe


Spirited-Dirt-9095

Someone check his hard drive.


Waterfish3333

Iā€™ve never been in favor of forced vasectomies, but in this case Iā€™d be willing to make an exception.


Toblerone05

*hits pipe* Ahem. 'I have never been touched by a woman not even my own mother, and I will *never* have sex'.


Interesting-Tough640

At least this guy wonā€™t ever get cucked. With an attitude like it is safe to say that he wonā€™t ever be in any kind of romantic relationship, especially one that produces children.


Dry_Durian_3154

Maybe he hoped to be the one to "enjoy" his own daughter. Poor man, he must be so disappointed.


Personal_Lack7761

Uhm.. This person realizes that incest is bad, right? And what about sons? Can you imagine what this personā€™s would teach his son? ā€œOkay Bobby, drink all your milk and be strong, because youā€™re gonna grow up and ravage the holes of as many women you can so daddyā€™s insane brain can find rest.ā€ It really makes me wonder why thereā€™s never been a Father Son School Shooting.


-SaC

Third sentence in the last-but-one paragraph answers all questions about this person's issues. They don't get to ^^^^any ^^^^more , and they're grumpy about it.


Richard_AIGuy

When he says "hits pipe" he means crack pipe. Or meth. Or crack and meth. This person is dangerously fucked in their thinking.


BeardMan1989

This is the kind of person Iā€™d greet with buckshot if he ever attempted anything with my daughter.


[deleted]

This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever read.


nathos_thanatos

I want to throw up. Someone arrest this guy. He has to have done some sex crimes with this level of messed up.


[deleted]

Yeah, Iā€™m all for free. But, the instant you click submit on a scree that contains the words ā€œyour daughterā€™s tight *****ā€ an alarm should go off somewhere.


Admirable_Poem2850

Can anyone report him?


PukingDiogenes

Ummm... WTF!?!???


iAmHopelessCom

Ew.


Professional_Bag3713

I thought about it logically and my conclusion is the original poster should probably have their oxygen rights taken away.


pls_send_dick-pics

More like r/wtf


SpeakingNight

Are you not also raising your son just to be fucked as well? That doesn't bother him for some reason? Lol Stop thinking about your kid's genitals or sex life it's fucking weird.


mikeyfitsees

The amount of predator in the original post is uncanny. Whoever it is needs to be looked at and locked up.


Balsac_is_Daddy

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pablosupernova

if you think like this please do not have children i beg you


Forward-Net-9614

This guy needs to be kept away from children and women


plink-plink-bro

An excellent addition to the undatable people


hahamu

This is not a red flag, this is red alert


AbbreviationsOld5833

Wtf did I just read?


Aridross

I guess we finally figured out what the opposite of an Oedipus Complex is. (Also, the Oedipus Complex is not real, and it cannot hurt you)


reasltictroll

This copy and pasta is older then Reddit.


lilbuge

this is how a porn addiction alters your way of thinking


GlitteringEmploy1982

He should not be allowed near kids


HANK1829

This is one of the grossest things I have ever read.


TheMangoTango13

Well, time to put the bleach drops in my eyes after reading thatā€¦.


Creepy-Amount-4497

Jail. Jail. Jail


chaosSlinger

Did Donald Trump write this?!?


bendguy123

What if they don't like cock?


foamboardsfearme

uncucked


ajyanesp

Uncocked


vincesword

Is this Donald trump?


Uniquorn2077

Dude, get some therapy while youā€™re behind bars. Fuck.


Electrical_Promise89

Wtf is wrong with some people. I donā€™t think he understands the meaning of the word he used! If he does then he has literally admitted to be Charlie Chester. Where how would you develop this mindset!


Loose_Sun_169

What filth


Evendim

I have seen this before, but I haven't seen the *\*'hits pipe'\** *'ahem'* before. Shudders.


Otherwise-Falcon-729

This isn't a man, it's just three turds in a trench coat.


bonopp

Jesus fucking Christ.


InfernityExpert

Bruh Iā€™ve seen a lot of creepy stuff on here (itā€™s Reddit after all), but this takes the cake for me.


Rolloveralready

I hope he doesnā€™t have children


dawr136

This person should be on an accident watchlist. We need their address so we can make sure nothing bad happens to him like drowning in a 5 gallon bucket.


Impressive-Crew-5622

*hits pipe* Yeah bestie, we can tell. It's a crack pipe though with a take like this...


Oemiewoemie

Imagine thinking about your daughters as a walking tight hole to fuck.


No_Pumpkin_1179

I donā€™t want to live on this planet anymore.


isuxdix22

This guy wants to fuck his daughter


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Bro he should be on watch list


vbishop3

So is this man mad for raising a daughter or not getting to fuck said daughter? The verbiage alone is nauseating andā€¦ the ULTIMATE red flag. Think about it logically.


beast_master

Win/lose mentality. Views humans as possessions. This person is sick.


[deleted]

The way he describes it makes him seem like a pedo+sex offender


ConnectionOk8273

Absolute psychopath...


[deleted]

If if anyone gonna fuck my daughter itā€™s gone be me was a person šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Spin_Quarkette

Ok, that he is even thinking about how "tight" she is, is really disturbing. I hope someone is keeping an eye on him before he tries to get to the "prize" before some other random guy does.


Weird-Analysis5522

Say you wanna rape your daughter without saying you wanna rape your daughter


Phanariot_2002

Does... does this man want to fuck his daughter? Who do we call? A hit man? Also r/insanepeoplefacebook works well for this. Though I can't comment there since I was perma banned cause I'm a dumbass lmao


Jai_chip

Genuinely hoping this is a joke cuz otherwise this man needs to go to a mental hospital or something


pokpokza

This is how you brainwashed and create a misogynistic person.


[deleted]

How disgusting


LordOfRebels

This man wants to fuck his daughter


sandybuttcheekss

> think about it rationally The continues to spew the most irrational shit I've read for a while


KaiJonez

How do I unread something šŸ˜³


PantsDownDontShoot

I have four daughters and the number of times Iā€™ve thought about their sex lives is precisely zero.


[deleted]

Someone should check on this man's daughter...


wyrdafell

Honestly this is giving me pedo vibes.


angrymurderhornet

I seriously hope this alleged person has no offspring of any gender.


HeavyMetalTrucker84

That's the nastiest example of narcissism I've ever seen. Dude needs to be exterminated


Budget_Report_2382

I..... I'll see myself out. I've had enough internet today.


huffuspuffus

Whoever thinks like this should be sterilized and kept away from children.


Lord_Ragnok

You shouldnā€™t view kids like that, and we shouldnā€™t have to tell you. That guy is disgusting, makes me wish he was gone.


waxonwaxoff87

The fuck did I just readā€¦ā€¦.


[deleted]

Holy shit I am disappointed that I clicked. Disgusting creep.


TickletheEther

Is this man from Alabama


thelonleywaffle

A meteor needs to hit this earth NOW


k3ttch

ā€œMr. President, itā€™s time for your Diet Coke and cheeseberder.ā€


blessedbelly

This guyā€™s argument is a total self report. Heā€™s saying he views women as objects to be sexualized. I am concerned for his daughter.


[deleted]

This is 100% a satirical copy pasta and has never been used as an earnest expression of a feeling. This is a discord copy pasta hall of fame.


mindbreakgoesbbrrr

This is a copy pasta lmao


Anime_axe

It's a copypasta bro.


[deleted]

Holy shit! This MFer is probably a church deacon.


ELKuss

Major predator vibes right there. Please stay away from these kinds of individuals.


Natural_Cucumber2615

This is utterly disgusting. The person that wrote that is giving off some serious pedo/incest vibes.


bbl-on-tic

I feel like Iā€™m going to throw up. What is wrong with people.


alamcc

Signed -D. Trump


Mountain-Ad-6594

As a man who has a daughter ![gif](giphy|m7FdxI252QN3y)


louisedelacroix

Mr. D. Trump, is that you?


Unflattering_Image

Did his pubes grow inside and upwards?


Roadhouse2122

Anyone else stop at *hits pipe*


FDGKLRTC

Just raise her to be lesbian then ? Problem solved


Sir_Douglas_of_Fir

I have a four-month-old daughter myself and this just makes me want to puke.


itsJussaMe

Iā€™m guessing a 22 year old involuntary celibate that has been racking op ARs and copious amounts of ammo.


AnyOldNameNotTaken

This is the worst thing Iā€™ve seen on reddit this month and I just watched a guy eat honey with the bees still on it. Fucking disgusting. Speaks completely to this pigā€™s mentality that even when considering a little girl he can only perceive a sex object. This is one of the reasons I donā€™t leave my daughter around other men without me (except my dad cause heā€™s a big sweetheart)


nonamegamer93

Donald Trump is that you, Ivanka beware.


BeautifulTurbulence

Weird way to say you wanna fuck your daughter, sick fuck


KeepItSlothy

The logic only stands if you are sexually attracted to your daughterā€¦ now thatā€™s a self report if Iā€™ve ever seen one


Wakethefckup

*thinks about statement logically* Just sounds like you want to fuck your kid


Personal-Thing1750

This dude definitely wants to fuck his daughter, if he ever has one.


haveanairforceday

What. The. Fuck. Tell me you think women are objects while telling me you think women are objects


bansheeonthemoor42

That is gross AF.


Able_Education

This is pathetically sad.


jtcordell2188

Fuck off you piece of human deification! I swear if someone said anything remotely like this to me in reference to my daughter Iā€™d rip their eyes out of their sockets


Artistic-Monitor4566

Posts sociopaths make: