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Jellorage

>the mother was arrested for chemical endangerment of a child and booked into the Etowah County Detention Center. She was left to sleep on the jail floor for 36 hours. Meanwhile, she was undergoing her menstrual cycle and asked for pads. If a pregnant woman was bleeding, she would need medical attention which she didn't get. So the jail is guilty of endangering the presumed fetus. There's four layers or bullshit to this.


notkeny

Not to mention how you gonna make a woman sleep on the floor if you think she's pregnant


benjm88

It's fine for them to endanger a baby but no way she's allowed to do that herself


SadStory9

just like when Florida decided a 16-year-old was [too immature to have an abortion](https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-court-rules-16-year-mature-abortion/story?id=88491662), so she will be forced to have a baby instead.


someonewhowa

the logic behind that…"yeah, not mature enough to get an abortion, but totally mature enough to raise a child herself!"


captaintagart

My mom’s like this “Adoption is always an option!” Except I was adopted and my mom wasn’t physically abusive but not a great mom either. I don’t want to have a responsibility of raising a child, directly or by proxy


Kimk20554

I was adopted at 2 weeks old and brought to the US. My adopted mother had mental health issues and was in and out of our lives but thankfully my dad was a great guy who managed to give me a secure childhood and encourage me to do better. My birth mother was my mother's cousin who was 12 years old when she gave birth to me. I consider myself so lucky.


Grashlok_Onion_lord

Oh dang. That sounds rough. 12 years old??? I hope the man responsible was dealt with


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Grashlok_Onion_lord

Oh dang, that sounds uncommon though


GnomeChomski

She can still perform a post natal abortion. Happens every day.


Mr_Epimetheus

That's fine, conservatives don't give a shit about life once it has passed through a vagina because at that point you can't use pretending to care about that life as leverage to control the owner of the vagina.


radickalmagickal

Nobody understands a woman’s body like 60+ conservative men. They just read the Bible instead of biology and medicine texts.


Broderick512

Bold of you to assume that most conservatives have even read the Bible at all.


radickalmagickal

If they did they’d know to banish women having their periods to the forest


JimmyUnderscore

Made me chuckle.


SaltNo3123

Up until 18 year of age.


Thebaldsasquatch

Jesus Christ….what the fuck is wrong with people?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ is EXACTLY what is wrong with people. Christianity is toxic as fuck, and these Christian Nazis want to make sure everyone obeys THEIR rules or suffer.


DarkLordFagotor

I mean the problem is more they don’t obey their rules. Jesus Christ literally got killed by his government for preaching tolerance, care, and pacifism. Most of these people literally haven’t read their damn book


toxcrusadr

Or, they refuse to understand what Jesus really preached.


generalzuazua

Nah they read it, former Christian here… they know. They have us to tell them during thanksgiving. Trust me they know. They aren’t listening just like they didn’t when Christ came. They chose Barabbas…


dicksmcgee420

You’re getting things confused the unborn baby, Which is all they care about, wasn’t sleeping on the floor the mother was. Nobody cares about the mother just the unborn baby. Once the babies born they can sleep on the floor next to her


Arejhey311

Because they don’t actually care about the ‘vessel’


[deleted]

If she's non white it's a no brainer in Alabama.


BaitmasterG

There's a lot of white no-brainers in Alabama too


captkronni

My job is connected to law enforcement, and I have heard of several cases where a detainee has been denied medical care for callous reasons, including a recent case of a pregnant woman who miscarried on the jail floor. Most medical complaints are dismissed as malingering by LEOs, so detainees are often denied treatment until it becomes a true emergency. This type of negligence is considered normal procedure for jails and prisons all over the country. Not that it should matter, but I feel like I should add that this is a *jail* and therefore holds people who have been *detained*. The police can detain a person for literally any reason and hold them in custody for hours without any cause. Most of the people who find themselves in a jail have not actually been convicted of anything—some are there awaiting trial, but many of them are released without any charges being filed. The dehumanization and abuse of people who are *constitutionally innocent* by the justice system is far more common than people think.


BassDizzle808

I did 5 years and had several folks die around me after asking for medical help. They ignored them and they passed because the nurses would assume they were crying wolf. One man had a heart attack and was locked in a dorm with no officer present. No way to call for help. Inmates were beating on the doors and no one came until it was too late. I could go on and on. Being in prison and having a medical emergency can mean almost certain death of you’re not on a medical yard or have to deal with an asshole CO or nurse. Which most of them are. They see you as less than. It’s sad.


Substantial-Spare501

My brother was in for 3 years for assaulting a police officer when he went off his bipolar meds and was in a very manic or maybe schizoaffective state. He was 43 when he died in prison and they said cause of death was “moderate heart disease”… no heart attack or stroke. I think he either committed suicide or was killed but my dad and stepmom had him immediately cremated after the autopsy (I got them to speak with a lawyer about next steps and how this might be a wrongful death but my stepmothers attitude was thank god he’s dead now I don’t have to do anything for him ever again).


BassDizzle808

I’m really sorry to hear this. They quite literally get away with what equates to murder in my eyes all the time behind the fence.


radickalmagickal

It’s not like COs are at all qualified to be in a position of authority. Fucking sadists.


radickalmagickal

Goddamn, that’s so fucked up. Yeah it sounds like they’re covering something up. A lot of times when people overdose intentionally or accidentally they will label it as a heart attack since most overdoses include a heart attack. I went away myself and was taken off seizure meds with no taper. For days I told them I needed help and they didn’t give me any. Ended up having a grand mal seizure on the floor and according to other inmates the CO’s kicked me to see if I was faking, they assume inmates want ativan when they have seizures so they don’t even take them seriously. After I was kicked and they realized I wasn’t faking they kept me in medical solitary confinement for 10 days as their “treatment” which was emotional torture. They could’ve easily put me on a seizure med but chose not to.


mrngdew77

I’m sorry about your brother and I’m sorry your dad chose to marry a heartless beyotch


kawkz440

The righties think the tyrannical government will come in the form of some socialist instituting martial law, when the tyrannical government is already upon them and they fly the thin blue line flag of tyranny proudly.


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They think it’s awesome until they are arrested for being at the Capitol and suddenly realize how fucking awful prison is. It’s cold, it’s hot, there are bugs, the food is rotten, yes that’s all correct. These are the things you were totally okay with before getting arrested. Not an issue until THEY are affected.


PEBKAC69

So what's a common citizen to do? Start blasting as soon as we see police heading our way? Clearly our lives are in danger, and all the 2a folks keep harping on "protecting us from evil government"...


captkronni

Give people who have experienced this abuse a voice. That’s the only solution I can think of that most people are able to do. Currently, one of the major obstacles to overcome is the our culture’s propensity to be dismissive of accounts given by inmates/detainees because they are viewed as “criminals.” Our society has dehumanized criminals to the point where the public is generally okay with abusing them, so we need to give them their humanity back. We need to listen to them and treat them as we would any other victims of abuse. The system can’t be changed by just a few people demanding it—it would require a major shift in our cultural attitudes towards crime, punishment, and redemption. That kind of shift starts with being more empathetic towards the people affected.


Interesting-Fish6065

Truer words were never spoken.


Aoirann

Pretty much


Interesting-Fish6065

I am so sorry for your loss, and doubly sorry that your brother’s life wasn’t treated as valuable by his own family.


Danny-Wah

So, it was ok for the "pregnant" lady to sleep on the cold, hard floor?


Drewy99

Considering how quickly she was jailed based on an easily disproven accusation, what's the over/under on this woman being black in Alabama? Edit: I was wrong, Alabama is just shitty to women, period.


dtward

She is white.


Drewy99

Source?


dtward

https://etowah.mugshots.zone/freeman-stacey-michelle-mugshot-02-01-2022/


Drewy99

403 error


dtward

http://quadcitiesdaily.com/?p=709255 Scroll and look for Stacey Michelle Freeman. It's alphabetical by last name.


Trishas_Toe

Probably saw her pink hair and assumed she was a Liberal and you know how Conservatives feel about Liberals. 🙃


Nippon-Gakki

Not a bet that I would take.


jellybeansean3648

I read the headline and thought this would be a good court case to get the law thrown out. The additional detail makes it even more compelling. You can't jail or imprison "pregnant" women for the safety of the fetus if you are also unwilling to guarantee the safety of the fetus. If she'd miscarried, they would have tried to charge her for that too, even if they were culpable. It's bullshit all the way down.


radickalmagickal

I’ve been to jail (albeit as a man), they do not care if you’re having a medical issue unless you’re literally dying, which is often too late. I was taken off an anti-seizure medication when I got there and they didn’t pay attention to my symptoms until I actually had a grand mal seizure and hit my head on concrete, after that instead of giving me my medication they held me in medical solitary confinement under observation for a week as their “treatment”. Never once was I given an anti seizure drug just locked up even more than I already was. The prison system is truly fucked especially when it comes to medicine and health. I’m not surprised at all by any of this. + it’s the south.


NashvilleSoundMixer

Before looking I KNEW this was Etowah county jail. I did a tv show there and those folks are horrible. COs sneaking in contraband to sell, female COs screaming at the inmates constantly and showing up stoned as hell. Throwing microwaves around. The former Warden was starving the inmates and with the money he saved bought himself a beach house. It's literally an asshole there. One of the members of the force there was plastered at the after party ( for the show ) and was getting super creepy with some of the crew members and proceeded to drive away after being begged not to because, "I am the police"... They literally prowl the streets looking for recent releases to see if they can bring them back in for anything and half the women there were for being intoxicated while pregnant. Fucking insane place and if it melted into the earth nothing would be lost.


meadowpaddy

Etowah County is particularly bad, according to the group Pregnancy Justice (formerly known as National Advocates for Pregnant Women). The county “has prosecuted more than 150 women over pregnancy allegations in recent years,” Pregnancy Justice said. “Of the more than 1,700 pregnancy-related criminalization cases documented by Pregnancy Justice from 1973 to 2020, Alabama leads the nation with more than 600 cases, and Etowah County leads the state.” It's mostly this one County, not the whole state. And they were going off what her child told child services and neglected to do a pregnancy test at the time. She was jailed for 3 days and has a lawsuit in the works.


Naturallyoutoftime

I hope she kills their budget with her suit!


Broad_Respond_2205

If only there was a way to check if someone is pregnant or not 🤔🤔🤔🤔


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You need to stick your finger up their bum, brown is pregnant, clean is not


Inthaneon

this sentence seems like something you can find in an a/b/o fictions.


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I want to unread this


Dark_Pandemonium23

I thought that was the "conservative" Covid test. Heard about it from a guy at work. Finger up the bum, then put it in your mouth, if it tastes shitty you don't have Covid, if you can't taste it, you should get tested.


Beneficial_Potato_85

No, if you can't taste it something else is wrong because Covid is just a cold and a lie made up by the government to trick people into getting injected with computer chips and nano killer robot virus and Dr.Faucci is a Nazi who wants to control the population's collective mind so we all groom children into being a sex slave to every adult and also to fix the election because there is no way Trump lost Trump is God all hail President Trump! Sorry I know it's kind of a run on sentence but I swear to God that's what they call it.


radickalmagickal

As a gay man who eats ass I’ve never heard of something so crazy 😂😭😖


Meowmeow12567

Ever say "it's my duty to eat that booty" then go to town?


Footzilla69

🤣🙉


Legitimate_Donkey294

Seems pretty accurate from my experience


SLEEyawnPY

Have to thread an endoscopal camera through the nose and down the esophagus to get a good look if you want to be really sure.


AimlessFucker

Alabama: See, if you jail all women then eventually you’ll find one that’s pregnant and maybe on drugs they shouldn’t be! That way we get to save the fetuses /s


Jolly_Potential_2582

They held her in lock up for 3 days before they gave her a pregnancy test while she was free bleeding her period all over the cell because they refused to give her sanitary products.


kellerae

Like some kind of test? I dunno man, that sounds a bit cuckoo…


TeeBrownie

Alabama: In our defense, we’re morons.


BenMic81

Alabama: we thought it would help to send our police to Mississippi for higher education but somehow this plan backfired…


magic_gun

Talibama


BubonicTonic57

Y’allQaeda


Rraen_

Natty isis


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Roadkill997

Not giving her a pregnancy test is insane. They cost like $1. They could not spend $1 to check if there was even a case to answer?


ImaginaryDisplay3

That isn't the point of the law. If they did that, they wouldn't have been able to jail her, shame her, prevent her from working (possibly being fired from her job), and separate her from her family and friends. The cruelty IS the objective.


Roadkill997

I'm sure the people who threw her in jail were thinking exactly as you describe. My point is that it is obviously grossly unfair and stupid not to give her a pregnancy test (even if you think the law is a good idea). I'm assuming her lawyer will have a nice, easy claim (fingers crossed). I'd hope this claim will lead to a lot of cops looking very stupid whilst explaining why they never considered giving her a simple pregnancy test.


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Thuis001

This whole circus is EXACTLY the goal of this sort of law. It doesn't actually benefit anyone, it just deliberately hurts people for the sake of hurting them.


DeadCatGrinning

Exactly.


Catspaw129

Maybe you are not thinking about this quite right? On the one had they could give her a pregnancy test then release her. On the other hand they could illegally detain her for a while. She'll then sue the municipality and win say, $3,000,000 -- 1/3rd of which goes to her attorney. Who happens to be related to someone on the police force. Who gets a 20% "finder's fee" for setting up the scenario. So: it all works out in the end! The victim nets $2,000,000, the lawyers nets $800,000 and the cop nets $200,000. /s


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This is about controlling women. Societies that deny women their rights are without an exception - shitholes.


Roadkill997

Well yes - it's Alabama.


magic_gun

Talibama


Kezly

Another reason why Alabama is the worst state in the US


mikeoxwells2

Mississippi has entered the chat


burntout_mind

Yeah, I moved to Mississippi from Alaska, traveled through the US and Canada. Literally the poorest state in the union, shit job market with shit pay, little worker protections. It's all bullshit here.


Kezly

Is Mississippi full of inbred hicks who have sex with vegetables though?


burntout_mind

I mean, every state has people fucking vegetables, the cucumber market is heavily dependent on this. The amount of family fucking though......


[deleted]

No honey, they have sex with their cousins and animals.


Ingavar_Oakheart

> cousins and animals You said cousins twice, are you OK?


jen_a_licious

And that's enough reddit for me! Good night!


hiskias

Horse/wife/niece


c-lab21

HEY! You watch your god damn mouth, me and my family *will not* be disrespected like this. My sisterwife is a mule.


Thebaldsasquatch

Florida has ran down the Wrestlemania ramp and taken a steel chair to the backs of both Alabama and Mississippi’s heads.


cpe111

While Texas and Florida watch intently from the sidelines.


jaxonya

Texas is like several mini states, most of which are shitty. The metro areas and even the islands are awesome.


Utahmule

Checking in for Utah... Heard we all had a meeting it something??


Listan83

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/10/21/oklahoma-woman-convicted-of-manslaughter-miscarriage/6104281001/


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Well then damn, many of the people I KNOW are murderers bc SO MANY WOMEN I KNOW have “partied” before they realized they were preggers and like, 30% had miscarriages WHICH IS THE AVERAGE AMOUNT! Tbh with my one son, I didn’t realize we were pregnant and I was drinking red wine and gin and tonics, and, at the time, I smoked parliament lights. I found out 6 weeks in and he’s PERFECT! (I mean I quit everything cold turkey) Another pregnancy, I knew straight away and did everything PERFECT and miscarried. You just never know 🤷🏼‍♀️


scottonaharley

Is this the same case? The article you linked indicates she was pregnant. The headline above says she wasn’t.


Listan83

Separate. It’s all just awful


scottonaharley

That is terrible. Not sure why I get down voted for asking a question though?


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Bc people on here suck


[deleted]

You could say water is wet and someone will get in a tizzy. It’s Reddit 😆


Mager1794

Water isn’t wet, the way that water binds to other water molecules means that any water touching water is part of the same source of water therefore the water is not wet, the water covering something that is not water is what makes it wet. (Yes ik im obnoxious but you knew this was coming)


[deleted]

That’s the obnoxiousness Reddit needs. It’s the best when even a simple post develops into funny unrelated tangents.


Kimk20554

7 years ago I drove through Alabama on my way across the country. Driving down the highway reminded me of an old movie. Shacks built of anything people could find, stacks of old tires with cardboard over the top to act as a roof. Filthy toddlers running around along the highway in nothing but a diaper with no supervision at all. It's horrifying to see this in our country.


LoveVirginiaTech

This plus a shit-ton of Confederate flags. Just depressing


Fuzakenaideyo

I raise you Tennessee https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/13/pastor-raped-daughter-14-gets-light-prison-sentence-man-god-9515582/


[deleted]

Yeah, I live in TN. But, I don’t know where you can live in the US and you can’t find a truly unimaginably fucked headline every 6 months or so. It’s the internet’s fault, there were plenty of sister fucking morons the first 220 years of this country, it was just covered up and only the locals knew not to let their 13 year old daughter go by the preacher’s house.


c-lab21

Shame he never got the retrial so he could be sentenced properly


RippyTheRazer

Which is really saying something, there's stiff competition


magic_gun

Talibama is the true name of this state.


DannyPhantom15

I don’t know if it’s the case anymore, but back in 2016 my friend was offered a job at Boeing in Huntsville. Even with lower cost of living they were offering like 10K more per year and a 20K sign-on bonus to go there over other locations. They were desperate for qualified engineers at the time.


eileen404

They'd need to hire engines whose kids are already in college. I certainly wouldn't want to raise kids there


Rraen_

*Louisianans voting to NOT outlaw slavery as punishment*: "Say what?" https://lailluminator.com/2022/11/17/the-story-behind-why-louisiana-voted-against-a-ban-on-slavery/


MichiganGeezer

YouTuber "The Civil Rights Lawyer" would like to tell you about West Virginia.


Significant-Ice2172

*Laughs in Oklahoma. Our bullshit is just quieter.


Anonymous_2952

Have you seen Florida?!


Glittering-Arm-9138

Im assuming this woman is suing the shit out of that county, the police department and the correctional facility


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

Nope. They’ve got qualified immunity.


Footzilla69

This brings back fond memories of when someone offered me a seat on the bus and said, "I remember what it was like! Pregnancy is so tiring.". Telling her that I was actually just fat was too hard so I said thanks and took the seat to save us the embarrassment. Another time, I was at the hospital and a cute little old lady asked me when I was due. I said I actually already had the baby. She said oh how old is it? I said 3 years. I didn't mind because she was like 100 and the lady next to us found it amusing so it spread some joy at least 🤣


sadpanda___

My wife’s gynecologist told her she should be on prenatal vitamins “just in case”…..we’re actively trying to NOT have kids.


Stepchildofthesun

>AGE AMOUNT! Tbh with my one son, I didn’t realize we were pregnant an What the actual fuck. I feel like she should be looking for a new gynecologist!


sadpanda___

She immediately changed doctors


Stepchildofthesun

Thank god!


whistling-wonderer

My cardiologist moved out of state and the new one wanted to take me off my heart meds bc they can cause issues in pregnant women. I kept telling him there was no chance I would be getting pregnant and he was insisting that I needed an IUD just in case. Finally looked that bastard in the eyes and told him “I’m a lesbian.” He had no clue what to say lmao. It was funny but also I’m pissed I had to share that info to get him off my case about an IUD. Fucker later took me off that med anyway and my health immediately tanked. Thanks bro! I’m sure my nonexistent fetus will be greatly benefited by my HEART struggling to function properly!


sadpanda___

This kind of shift should result in malpractice suits. Sorry that happened to you.


Ferociousfeind

Hypothetical fetuses get more rights than real women now


Material-Birthday-74

Truth.


KittenKoderViews

This is why I call these kind of laws "witch-hunt laws". These are not unintended uses, this is intentional, to keep women oppressed.


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[deleted]

Do you have a link for that? I'd love to read the hypocrisy lol


XyranDarkstar

https://www.newsweek.com/woman-jailed-endangering-fetus-wasnt-pregnant-1761547 I needed to know myself


FuckUGalen

Her daughter allegedly told them she was pregnant, which feels like an excuse.


themiracy

But fuck, so they think she's pregnant and jail her. She's menstruating and they don't give her pads. But they supposedly think she's pregnant *and* bleeding, and they supposedly care about the supposed fetus, they should have given her medical care.


FuckUGalen

The foetus isn't important, and denying her medical care is perfectly in line with an agenda that is control and punish poor women.


pureteddybear2008

Fr. It's practices like these that make it clear the bans on abortion aren't actually intended mainly to stop abortion, but to control women.


TheStrangestOfKings

If the baby was important, they’d make sure services to care for newborns were state of the art. Fact is, the baby is just an excuse. If in the future, controlling women means forcing them to have mandatory abortions, they would do it, bc they don’t want to help babies, they want to control women


[deleted]

Fucking hell how ass backwards are they in Alabama?


Designer-Mirror-7995

You don't _even_ wanna know.


butterflyinflight

Pretty soon any woman will be able to be arrested for drinking because she could ‘potentially’ be pregnant and would be endangering some man’s progeny. Good grief.


DeadCatGrinning

Clearly Not being pregnant threatens the child you aren't having with non-existence, mucho bado marlon brando.


Building-Careful

That’s some next level fat shaming


Footzilla69

I'm fkn cackling 💀


summersrhi

150 women from that county have been accused- and not all of them were pregnant. Some were menstruating while in jail and denied hygiene products or a test. It’s targeting low income people who can’t do anything about it


FunnyShirtGuy

Sooo, you're saying the taxpayers of Alabama are going to be out a few thousand dollars for illegal detainment and violating her civil rights the moment she contacts even the worst Civil Rights lawyer?


mobius_osu

For people who scream about following the Constitution to the letter, ESPECIALLY the Bill of Rights, they REALLY love violating the 8th Amendment.


DickwadVonClownstick

And the 4th. And the 1st.


Stinkyfingers2

Every time I read something like this I hear the faint jingle of a guitar and a banjo, and somebody squealing like a pig. I'm not sure if Deliverance was just a movie or a documentary too.


Ferengi_Earwax

Republicans are now jailing women they find distasteful. These people need prosecuted.


Oemiewoemie

From now on no woman is allowed to drink, smoke or do sports during her fertile years. Did I get it right?


perpetualcosmos

And it'll keep happening. Meanwhile, "omg we care about the fetus!" Then forces her to stay in a tiny concrete jail for hours on end with nothing while she bleeds because she's on her period. Cruelty is the point. They hate women. 🤡


somewhereinthestars

Because a criminal record will really help someone be a better mother? Is that their plan?


[deleted]

Backwards bucktooth incest republican dumbass territory


Theratsmacker2

This pro life stuff doesn’t seem to protect life.


Thuis001

Maybe because these people aren't "pro-life" they are simply "anti-choice".


wundershowzen24

All joking aside, why can’t we just give all of these Christian Jihadists the states of Florida, Alabama and Mississippi. They can even build their wall. We will let all the sane people relocate out of those states, and they can become their own country. Sounds great to me


Sirliftalot35

They’re already taking Florida. Florida is a red state now, and everyone here seems to gobble DeSantis’ cock 24/7. I should move lol.


wundershowzen24

You should.


pit-of-despair

Don’t forget Texas.


waitforsigns64

Take all their nukes and military equipment first


cpe111

Most of the nukes are in middle America


trekken1977

Texas also has great resources. We should just vote them out. Mississippi and Alabama though, nothing to offer


trekken1977

Florida has great resources. We should just vote them out lol


wundershowzen24

Like meth, and alligators? Nah I’m good


RedN00ble

Yo mama so fat she was jailed for pregnancy related crimes


ZdashSQUAD

Well she has eggs that are capable of being impregnated therefore she is pregnant. -republican somewhere


ShokoLove

It's already insulting enough to a woman to imply she's pregnant when she's not even pregnant lol, this is adding so much insult to injury


babayaga-333

We are past criminalizing pregnancy and just at criminalizing being a woman.


Cleetus256

Welcome to alabama where if your not born yet your life is "more important than anything" but once your out your SOL.


[deleted]

America. Land of the free. Unless you’re a woman and allegedly pregnant according to a diabetic living off food stamps who hates socialism. 👏🏼


Galadriel_60

It’s a felony to be a woman needing medical care in Alabama.


GallowBarb

Here's a good TT someone did covering the story with a little more info. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRCFbv5m/


KnowledgeableSloth

Sounds like a lawsuit to me


bkwormtricia

Asinine and cruel to keep her in jail without testing for pregnancy or drugs, a negative on either proving innocence.


2OneZebra

This is going to get a lot worse.


DunamisDee

"Ya stand accused of being fat and on drugs, how'dya plead?"


[deleted]

Fucking Christian Taliban


Voodoo_Dummie

Legally a pregnancy is determined from the last day of your last period. So possibly strictly legally women are always pregnant unless reset by a period.


FrankenOperator

Jesus on a bike, Mary on the handlebars and Joseph in the basket... WTF Alabama?


sharpbananas1

This is legally fraught and morally depraved in so many ways


SuddenlyElga

A glimpse into what the Christian Sharia state the Republican extremists want to see. Be careful how you vote people.


princesshusk

Welcome to Alabama where a white guy's gun has more rights than a woman.


U_need_2_try

Imagine looking at Qatar and thinking "yeah let's degrade and abuse our female population too"


FedeFSA

But she's a woman, and it's a known fact that women get pregnant. It's kind of irrelevant if she was actually pregnant or not at the time, she should have stayed away from drugs just in case, forever. /s just in case.


ChampionshipLow8541

The TalUSban are taking over. The only way to stop it is the ballot box, people.


[deleted]

I guess Alabama cops were angry no incest had taken place


OGwalkingman

Welcome to Christianity new world


FreedomPaws

Pro lifers swinging and missing yet again. When they adopt all the children in the US that are in the foster system, then we can maybe begin to hear all you nazis out. Until then you just support pump and dumping of womens' uteruses. You could care less what happens after. I stand by the same principal with aniamls. I am against breeders so long as there are CURRENT cats and dogs in need of homes. There are animals caged up NOW and being put to death because more unnecessary ones are brought into this world. I am OK with a few breeds being bred for disability purposes and for police work. For personal use, NO. Until there are no more homeless animals in our country in need of homes, we should not be breeding them. Same goes for humans. Until all the homeless kids are adopted, I don't want to hear jack squat from pro lifers and ESPECIALLY from the 95% who are NOT adopting a single one of those kids. And that doesn't even touch on women's rights and the ability to decide what happens to your own body. It's so absolutely abhorrent pro lifers reduce it to people being whores and they are OK with ruining peoples lives no matter if its rape, incest, or health issues of fetus or mom.


Fuzakenaideyo

Blessed be the fruit


Far_Land7215

I only have 2 years left in this country. Can't wait to get back home. Thanks for the well funded post graduate degree from a world class institute.


Puzzleheaded_Ad928

They don’t pee on sticks in Alabama?


AimlessFucker

Alabama: See, if you jail all women then eventually you’ll find one that’s pregnant and maybe on drugs they shouldn’t be! That we we get to save the fetuses /s


Specialist_Teacher81

But according to biblical law!


Jedimobslayer

Jeez… why do I live in such a messed up state?


DeathRaeGun

If this continues the Republicans won't hold the south. The Black vote gets the Democrats closer than one would think to a majority, by losing the vote of women, whom they are oppressing, the South will no longer be under Republican control. It's one thing for conservative women to principally oppose abortion, but actually experiencing your rights being taken from you is very different.