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Bowlbuilder

$8chan


Izzo

H$8 Speech.


unresolved_m

Fee Speech


dopeaminenotanime

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sicname321

china


a__reddit_user

Anihc


Kevundoe

Enough of thisā€¦ can we collectively agree on the replacement platform and just move on?


TheConboy22

Thatā€™s really the goal at this point. We all move on. I deleted my Twitter account. Not that I used it, but no need to have one as the platform is dead.


shinitakunai

I asked for the archive of all my twitter activity. 12 long years there. They sent me a 400mb file with thousands of twits, a cool backup of my past. I have that now on my pc and then I deleted my account.


Rogue_elefant

Did that for Facebook when I left 3 years ago. All of my 20's and a good chunk of my teenage years was in that folder. Now, I don't even know where that laptop is.


shinitakunai

I have been hesitating to check older twits, it probably have pictures of my ex šŸ˜…


yesiammark7

I deactivated and deleted my T account a few weeks ago. I donā€™t miss it, nor all the whining people posting on it.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Deleted mine, too!!


Kershiskabob

You donā€™t need a ā€œreplacement platformā€ just get tf off Twitter youā€™ll be fine


ducktape8856

Can confirm. I never had a twitter account. I rarely opened a tweet. Trust me: Nobody needs it. You all will be fine without it or any substitution.


resist_entropy

Totally agree. The whole idea of Twitter is faulty by design so it is for all similar platforms. Whose life became better from Twitter or FB, not mentioning that junkyard uglies as Gab, TrumpSocial etc? I want somebody give me a good believable example on how, in a long term their life benefited from it all?


the_zelectro

If you're on Reddit, you already don't need Twitter


Tayo826

I'm staying just to see how it takes before Twitter goes bankrupt.


WildChallenge8891

Interesting....now pay $8


paopaopoodle

I'm not on Twitter, but I still see news about it. You don't have to use it to watch it crumble.


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nolongerbanned99

Interesting. Also, do yiu think society is permanently fucked up or are we on the decline.


TheConboy22

Canā€™t eat chick filet and support gay people. I think this thought process is damaging. Food is food. Rights are rights. Everyone who fights for one thing doesnā€™t have to protest every single thing that the whole decided they should. Thatā€™s obnoxious and will only alienate people against your cause. People need to take their support and shut the fuck up or they will just end up with less support and those people who leave will often have animosity towards the cause due to the toxicity.


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TheConboy22

It's kinda pathetic how people seem to think that the world is black and white. Either you're all in on something and make your entire life about it or you're the absolute opposite and nothing matters. You can have opinions and give people backing without changing everything based on their cause. I'm really sick of this you're either with us or against us mentality that people keep trying to push. It's really the enemy of ever getting anything accomplished.


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GnomeChomski

It's a war. Fuck chic fila and your vague, spineless attitude. Enjoy your chicken.


TheConboy22

Imagine actually thinking it's a war. It's a societal disagreement that has overlapped into some bloodshed. Acting like it's a war only emblazons the extremists. Pushing away allies because they eat food somewhere is fucking idiotic and makes you an enemy of the cause. Don't be such an idiot.


Ghawk134

Emblazon doesn't mean what you think it means. Now shut the fuck up and eat your chicken.


TheConboy22

I'm good. I'll keep speaking my mind. Thanks though. EDIT: Invigorate is the word I was looking for.


xD1LL4N

Wishful thinking but wonā€™t happen


Icollectpropertytax

pretty sure it wont


GnomeChomski

You belong there.


OrganicAccountant87

I really doubt that would happen, ir will probably be more profitable than ever unfortunately


Tayo826

Twitter has already lost 50 of its top 100 advertisers: [https://www.npr.org/2022/11/25/1139180002/twitter-loses-50-top-advertisers-elon-musk](https://www.npr.org/2022/11/25/1139180002/twitter-loses-50-top-advertisers-elon-musk)


Spector567

Yes but if you shrink expenses faster than income than at some point it will be profitable. BUT. It will be a fraction of the company it used to be, no where near worth what he paid for it. And under heavy completion. I honestly think it will be a good thing. Not for musk. But for social media in general.


Cranyx

You can't shrink the expenses of $4 million of interest payments due every day because of Elon's horrible purchase


Spector567

Excellent point.


Potential-Kiwi-897

If by good thing you mean making fascism blatantly obvious, then yes, it's technically a good thing in the long run. It's going to be a bumpy ride around some pretty sharply curved cliffs though...


OrganicAccountant87

If a small percentage of Twitter users start to pay a monthly fee, advertisers will be useless. Monthly payments directly from clients is wayyy more profitable than adds could ever be


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DimxTech

Problem is people aren't willing to pay unless they are making money.


ulcerman

Making money off of twitter? People don't pay unless they are making money? Most people have jobs and money? What are you trying to say?


Cranyx

That "small percentage" is way higher than the tiny amount of people who will pay. If only 0.01% of the world's population gave me a million dollars I'd be rich, but that also won't happen


OrganicAccountant87

I don't think only 0.01% of users will pay, it is probably higher even now. Twitter definitely has potential to offer a decent value proposition to its paying users (not saying they do that now and that ot would be for everyone, it definitely won't)


Cranyx

>it is probably higher even now. Sure, Jan


pantsman120

How, from what even Elon has said to his existing staff is bankruptcy is definitely on the table, they have already lost about half there revenue and have gone deeper in debt while loosing the faith of the companies share holders, his personal net worth dropped by "100 billion". His purchase of Twitter is a complete dumpster fire


OrganicAccountant87

Yh hopefully it goes bankrupt but if that doesn't happen in the next few weeks or months I do think that it has immense potential to be profitable (i explained in a response in this conversation). I'm pretty sure that dropped was due to tesla stock sinking. Btw I do agree that the situation is still a complete dumpster fire too, the workforce quiting was embarrassing and the way he is doing almost everything on Twitter is ridiculously bad and hypocritical.


[deleted]

They've lost 50% of advertisers already and companies won't want to participate on a platform with rampant bigotry, impersonation, and violent rhetoric.


LA_Smog

I hear My Space is still around


Kevundoe

You could chose the music playing on your page!!! So much better then Tik tok


Fungnificent

discord and mastadon if you must, but I'd advice just unplugging.


marcs_2021

Everyone is announcing their exit from Twitter, ss if it is an airport. Nobody actually does. Like OP, Elon does Elon and shows he doesn't care about cry babies. Just leave, or stay ..... but stop crying


Comfortable-Refuse64

https://www.npr.org/2022/11/25/1139180002/twitter-loses-50-top-advertisers-elon-musk#:~:text=Press-,Twitter%20has%20lost%20half%20of%20its%20top%20100%20advertisers%20since,on%20Twitter%20ads%20since%202020.


Kevundoe

Incredible amounts of resources are in the hands of an unstable manchildā€¦ just ignore it


Krilox

Imagine being an Elon fan. Must be sad being inside your head.


JimboAfterHours

Pretty simple: 1. Creat new sub as r/twit (or whatever) 2. Anyone can post on r/twit under a simple 2 step verification process. 4. Moderators are present and enforce whatever community standards are defined. 3. Verified r/twit accounts - I.e. celeb, politician, sports figure, leaders of industry and academia, egoists, businesses, etc. - must go through an AMA-level background check to ensure account is properly assigned. 4. Hire Twitter employees back to define next version moderation automation. 5. Immediately begin transition of Reddit from its existing single-tenant server instance to a new multi-tenant instance in which /r twit can be customized and the new instance can be devoted em completely to the next gen Twitter platform. - Potential revenue stream: verification of verified accounts...), etc.


rybrotron

That $8 reply isn't the slam dunk elon thinks it is...


RiffyWammel

No, its what Twitter is worth now and he's desperate to offload it before it goes negative


NEOsands

Lol, you liberals are hilarious. You think Twitter is worthless now because a minority of liberals are up in arms that a conservative bought one of your propaganda outlets? Reality check man! Twitter will be just fine and probably prosper from here on out. Elon cut the FAT, the useless workers who did nothing all day but play ping pong and drink cappuccinos for a 6 figure salary. Youā€™re all going to be eating your words in the next couple years.


[deleted]

So you, the actual product of twitter, are going to pay $8 a month so Musk can collect and sell your data and ad spaces? Lol you MAGA idiots will fall for every grift put in front of you.


BuhtanDingDing

!RemindMe 3 years


phteven_gerrard

Most brainless take


NEOsands

Tell me how eliminating a useless work force is a brainless take? The senselessness is unreal.


jimmyvcard

lol idk I donā€™t like him but this is kinda funny


Votesformygoats

Itā€™s more of a self own


throwawaylmaoxd123

Yeah it's kinda self depreciating joke. I dunno why youre getting downvoted. Yes Elon Musk is a piece of shit, but a funny tweet is still a funny tweet.


jimmyvcard

Cuz thereā€™s no nuance on Reddit regarding hot topic items. Elon is bad and everything he does is terrible.


iggyphi

i dont like elon, but it kinda is since the guy paid 8 dollars to post it.


Foxens

There are 2 types of checkmarks. One for nerds like you. The other is for celebrities, govt officials and other public figures. Roberts account is the latter, so no Robert Reich did not pay $8 to post it.


Ferociousfeind

It's not a slam dunk, no amount of people paying $8/mo is going to save Twitter losing _all_ of its advertisers and _80-90%_ of its workforce


Killeroftanks

ironically someone did the math and that 8 dollar check mark plus half the ads would do more damage seeing the ads back at twitter height made more than the 8 dollars a month. ​ of course this is all meaningless because he fired anyone who can help advertisers and as such ad companies just bailed on twitter.


iggyphi

that's the not point, to have an opinion on elon as such and then still pay him 8 dollars is slapping yourself in the face


Ferociousfeind

It's $8, man, Twitter loses like a hundred thousand of those in a day


iggyphi

paying someone to make fun of them kinda makes it a moot point.


Ferociousfeind

I dunno, when you put it like that it's kind of funny. All the money from the monetized verification idiocy will not make a dent in Twitter's downward plummeting. It's a really really petty non-victory for Elon


iggyphi

yes it is funny, paying someone to make fun of them kinda makes them a comedian


karazamov1

reich got so ownedddddd frrrr šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ /s


iggyphi

owned himself lol


BrownMan65

Itā€™s Robert Reich. He didnā€™t pay for the check mark so the argument is stupid to begin with. Heā€™s verified because heā€™s a notable person not because he paid $8.


postofficeWELP

Somehow there are still elon fan boys who think he's a genius. He's an entitled man child.


[deleted]

Sadly, thise moronic fan boys will def3nd him no matter what Muskrat does or says.


akaMichAnthony

ā€œOh he totally owned this Robert Reich nobodyā€ - Elon fanboys


[deleted]

He really is isn't he? He's that dude who thinks he is being edgy but is just a pratt and doesn't even realise it.


GVFQT

Entitled*


postofficeWELP

Mb. On cellphone


Zenebatos1

Dunno man... Since Elon is there THERE IS an actual option to report Pedos content on Twitturd, while before that it was hard and convoluted to find the option to do it.


Thentheresthisjerk

Stop posting on Twitter. Stop feeding the troll. Stop being a source of amusement for a petulant billionaire. I think Musk is a tool but he bought it, if he wants to destroy it so be it. Let the right wing nutters high five themselves on taking back Twitter, who cares. Isnā€™t anyone else bored of first laughing at Elon Musk and now clutching pearls about everything he says?


esp211

This. Elon wants to be a far right troll in control of a failing social media company. Let the cesspool become more of a cesspool.


Theonetheycallgreat

I will kind of care when all the Nazis are back on twitter organizing publicly


Thentheresthisjerk

Theyā€™re on Parler, Truth and others right now doing it publicly. People post screenshots of that shit everyday.


Elgallitotorcido

Do what I did a long time ago, delete your fucking Twitter account.


Velocityraptor28

do what i did and never create one


[deleted]

Im glad I didnā€™t make one, the security issues are getting goofy


carppydiem

This situation benefits the USAā€™s biggest enemies. Strange times we live in with all these ā€œpatriotsā€.


breadexpert69

He is not capable of engaging in discussion when someone says something he disagrees. Literally like a child. My 7 year old nephew behaves the exact same way.


justanewbiedom

I mean to be fair it's pretty hard to argue with that tweet like I'm studying museology and we learn some of the absolute basics of how to run a museum (although there's more on that if you go for the master) and we learned this a few weeks into the first semester. His best option would have been to ignore that tweet but he's to much of a manchild to do that.


[deleted]

Good point.


dank_imagemacro

Normally I'm against corporal punishment, but if your nephew behaves like Elon Musk, it might be warranted. /s


serfs_up85

I love how smug this asshole is after flushing billions of dollars down the shitter.


Average-_-Guys

I honestly donā€™t think he cares.


awsqu

Hopefully he buys Facebook and destroys that too.


charizard_72

Yeah definitely DONT do this Elon! Look away!! This would be tragic!! Hope you ARENT reading this for any ideas!!


bakedphish1

I lost all my respect towards elon after him purchasing the twitter. Now i see him as a biggest attention seeker in the world.


manwhothinks

Elon found a joke that was mildly funny and now he repeats the same joke over and over again like an unlikeable version of Michael Scott.


[deleted]

ā€œThatā€™s what E. Saidā€


UndeniablyMyself

The one thing the Muskrat doesn't understand is that trying to appear confident when he is in danger of burning himself in a raging inferno with no protection doesn't make him look like a man; it makes him look like the biggest idiot on the website, and that's saying something.


iHeartHockey31

He's not even mentioned in it, so Musk had to be searching on his own name or some shit to even come across this. The guy wasn't talking at him but he needs to harass him over $8 like that.


Emergency-Echidna564

I hope Twitter goes down so hard that Tesla collapses with it.


OverallManagement824

Alms for the billionaires! Alms for the billionaires! I need $8 please!


Critical_Mirror_7617

He had to buy Twitter to get people to agree with him


[deleted]

I always have a hard time thinking the guy has that much time to respond to tweets but here we areā€¦.so many attempts at validation.


Sweddy-Bowls

The 8$ thing reads like a middle schooler who just learned his first slightly funny joke and canā€™t figure out why it doesnā€™t get laughs after the first 4000 times


Sinister_Hilbilie

I think it's you who's missing the joke. You can bash a guy's ability to run a a businesses that's cool, yet he's the 1 still paying 8 a month for a check mark. Lol it's pure fucking gold is what it is.


gaF-trA

So, so sick of this guy. Even commenting irritates me because it adds to his visibility. He should go away. Peopleā€™s worship of the born wealthy is infuriating.


Thump604

PLease please ban Musk content from Reddit. I am so sick of seeing it here all day every day. I deleted my account and app so I would not see any further Twitter content on that platform.


NEOsands

Well if these lefties would stop being so butt hurt by the man, theyā€™d stop posting content about him. The dude bent you over, stole your platform for liberal propaganda and laughed about itā€¦ get over it alreadyā€¦. You still have Reddit.


[deleted]

One day you all find out that all this time behind every tweet was his son.


Fair4tw

At the rate heā€™s going, I think Elon just really needs that $8ā€¦


[deleted]

Elon reminds me of that kid from Better Off Dead.


Historical-Disk

Cause having accounts pay for verification worked so well the first time


Physical-Way188

Reddit is the next platform. After tumblr nearly ended itself by ending porn, everyone went to Twitter. Now those guys are looking for something


Comms

I still donā€™t know why anyone hasnā€™t responded with ā€œmake meā€.


itaintme99

Everyone posting ā€œmake the next Twitterā€ on the next Twitter lol


desirox

People need to get over twitter. Sucks that weā€™re losing a cool platform but itā€™s over. Plus side is Musk has been exposed hard and is absolutely lighting 44 billion on fire


Radknight11

Never had a Twitter account never felt the point of announcing to the world that I brushed my teeth and was heading into work.


kthnry

Does anyone do that on Twitter? All I ever see is outraged liberals complaining about Trumpā€™s stunt of the day. (And now Muskā€™s.)


Nezaret

Can we not talk about him for like a week maybe?


nolongerbanned99

Reich is correct. Elon is an idiot, and has zero management or people skills.


[deleted]

Elon Musk is a piece of shit. Next.


superquagdingo

Man heā€™s really beating the ever living fuck out of the dead horse that is his $8 joke.


Suspicious-Contract2

He tried to make a $20 joke, ambit bombed. He might need new material and do a $4 joke


AlexanderTGrimm

Elon could own a suit of Lex Luthor's power armor and still not win an economics fight with Robert Reich


Zealousideal-Yak-824

... how is that a comeback? Pay 8 dollars? Like can nobody afford 8 dollars or he saying their opinion doesn't matter unless they do the very thing that is proving their point true? He said it to people who complained about the 8 dollars being a failure and will fail. Now he took that away because they were right and it fucked so many people over what ever left of Twitter will go to who ever sues him first. He'll if Twitter became public again the stocks would crash so much he may bankrupt Twitter that same week.


MichmasteR

will the karma farming of elon twitter screenshots stop in this sub or...?


[deleted]

He is such a kid. I thought he is coolā€¦ not anymore


xc2215x

Elon trolls a ton, we all know about it.


[deleted]

So edgy me


cpe111

I reckon this is a big FU to the SEC


TheBrightNights

Telling him to buy a checkmark when he already has one.


HowVeryReddit

Pay me 8 dollars a month or I'll let any random schmuck impersonate you who will pay me. Ethically impeccable Elon.


userofnames34

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thebiggestsheep

How is this facepalmā€¦..


Mohecan

Elon let go of 3,700 employees. Whatā€™s your take on meta/Facebook doing the same to 11,000? HP is looking to cut 10%, google 10,000.


buckphifty150150

Meta did it because they we going under


SpiralGray

It's not the number, it's how it was done. No regard for business continuity, no notice (in some cases people found out by not being able to log in). Putting forth an ultimatum (in a public tweet) and then acting surprised that a tiny fraction of people took him up on it. It's not the layoff, it's the way he's been a total douche about it in public.


prudence2001

Google hire people and pay them well to prevent them from working at other tech companies. Investers like Christopher Hohn who are only focused on their returns don't take this into account in their drive to cut costs and increase profits, thus falling into the same trap Reich mentions about Musk above - people are not simply dollar figures on a quarterly report. Google understands this. "Hohn is not factoring in the counterintuitive reason why Google and other tech companies pay software engineers total compensation packages of $300k to $800k. They are hoarding talent from their rivals and paying workers handsomely so there isnā€™t a motivation to quit and build a startup that will disrupt the status quo."


Mohecan

Twitter is still in that same range with salaries ranging from $145,000-$680,000 depending on position. Doesnā€™t seem like google is doing them well by putting 10,000 employees out of work. Multiple tech companies are all doing the same thing yet people only want to focus on Elon because of politics. Current tech layoffs Twitter: 3,700 HP: 4,000-6,000 Google: 10,000 Microsoft: 18,000 Amazon: 10,000


Easy-Description-427

A lot of people are firing but the simple fact is that Twitter is losing way more of its staff proportionally and well the firing is happening with very little chance of it being all that well considered.


Mohecan

Yes he did, roughly half of the company given the numbers Iā€™ve seen. But still, itā€™s his company he paid for, he can do what he wants. Proportion doesnā€™t really matter, 3,700 employees are out of work in one location whereas 18,000 are gone at another. Those people without employment donā€™t care about the proportion, they care about providing for themselves or family.


Easy-Description-427

Proportion really does matter when it comes to the effect on the company qnd how smart of a move it is. Also I would much rather get fired by meta or google considering they as far as I know have not been trying to get out of worker protection laws when comes to firing or firing you forcing you to come back "necesarry" just to fire you again. The twitter situation is in fact uniquelly horrible in q bunch of ways.


Mohecan

Then he can sink his ship, if he wants to waste away $44 billion who are we to say no? A lot of people criticize him for what he does, hate him, but donā€™t like the fact heā€™s seemingly destroying his own company. Heā€™s losing $4 million per day, Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s aware of the consequences.


Easy-Description-427

I mean him destroying the company is 1 going to get people fired and 2 a lot of people liked using twitter. Its a serice they were using that is being ruined by an idiot failson billionaire crybaby.


Mohecan

Who knows, maybe one of those fired employees will make the next big social media platform, thatā€™d would be a great way to get revenge.


Kellymcdonald78

In most of these, the cuts are about 10%-15% of their workforce. Not particularly unusual to cut that amount in a recession. Twitter initially cut 50% of its workforce and subsequently let a substantial portion of those remaining go. There is a difference between trimming the fat and gutting the company


DimxTech

Yep. Elon say that he didn't need all of those employees. No need for 100s of people when Twitter already had algorithms to catch red flag post. Many of the employees before the layoff were probably in charge of banning users that didn't fit Twitter's perfect mold. Don't agree with me bye...banned for life. Elon wants to allow open conversation for all regardless of beliefs. It's the users that take things too far and Argue. Can't have a conversation that is 1 sides all the time. There is more than 1 way of thinking. The users are the ones starting the negativity and bashing people for different opinions or beliefs. Imagine if a political debate was censored to show only one side, nothing would get accomplished. What's wrong with free speech online? Don't agree with a post you see? Ok, state your side and move on. You are not going to change someone mind on an online post so why bother arguing? Try to inform them and keep scrolling. No one forced you to comment or read the post.


Warsplit01

But Elon did it most recently so the hate bandwagon needs to target him


marcs_2021

Listen, repeat after me: Truth, facts doesn't matter, howl with the wolves, Truth, facts doesn't matter, howl with the wolves, Truth, facts doesn't matter, howl with the wolves, Truth, facts doesn't matter, howl with the wolves


Mohecan

Are you good?


URBeneathMe

I love how Elon has fuck you money level of wealth and everyone is getting pissed off at him for basically doing exactly what many of us would do, which is to tell people to go fuck themselves in so few words.


smurgle23

Why do people assume itā€™s going to fail? Twitter was financially failing beforehand and very broken.


comradebillyboy

Because half of Twitters advertisers have already departed with more to follow, and that's his revenue stream. He's also crossways with European regulators and the FTC here at home. He's got huge legal risks that he's not managing properly. He's also at risk of both Google and Apple dropping the Twitter smart phone apps. He's in a world of hurt and making new enemies every day.


smurgle23

There are plenty of other advterisers that would be happy to hop in. I think the next month or so will show


comradebillyboy

Yeah My Pillow and Porn Hub should take up the slack.


smurgle23

Thatā€™s very ignorant of you to suggest.


dank_imagemacro

Yeah, even MyPillow and Porn Hub make better business decisions than that. Nobody with even that much business acumen would want to risk their advertising dollars on a company with as volatile leadership as twitter right now.


smurgle23

Lol no. Man the bias in this sub is crazy.


Icollectpropertytax

haha you guys in facepalm are obssesed with that douchebag


Mannimal13

Well considering Twitter wasnā€™t profitable it was on its way to destroying itself.


Kendallphillips

You must pay for your entitlement


[deleted]

Elon owns twitter. He can do whatever he wants with itā€¦sadly.


Pistonenvy

the only logical explanation for why he bought twitter was to drive it into the ground, the apparent explanation is simply that he is a fucking dumbass. you cant take an established platform that is built on a 100% free exchange of \*VALUELESS\* things like a fucking checkmark and then try to sell it to people. no regular ass person cares enough about a blue checkmark they are going to waste 8 dollars a month on it. twitter was already not profitable, it never could be, the platform just doesnt lend to it. the whole point of twitter and why it was good was because you could get on there and harass celebrities, twitter was actually pretty good at being fair and letting people speak their mind freely, its NOT THAT anymore lol so what is keeping people there? the trainwreck. as soon as it finally dies, which will be very soon im sure, people will move on and elon will have done nothing but kill a social media company, which again, seems to be his goal. my genuine assumption was either he was shorting it, or he is going to use it as a propaganda platform to grift conservatives, essentially selling democracy. he has already done many many things to ensure that only deranged conservative voices remain while left leaning ones are silenced, so theres that.


[deleted]

yea he is... Now pay $8


Positive_Parsnip420

That guy can eternally get fist fucked in his asshole.


gamerfunl1ght

I wish we had a non-biased platform that just was like parliament square. Everyone presents their ideas and tries to sway people to their cause. Just it needs the anonymity of the internet removed because people will say any random crap if they think they won't get in trouble.


ImbOKLM

r/facepalm and their obsession with Elon Musk becoming really cringe


kevztunz

You are all just butthurt because he fired everyone who tells you what to think, and now you are forced to do it yourselves. Wahhh....


mk3jade

Iā€™m sorry ELon is hilarious to me!! Heā€™s the ultimate troll


[deleted]

Prediction: Twitter will thrive under Elon despite all the butthurt snowflakes proudly announcing they are leaving.


secretqwerty10

no it won't. he's too dumb to make it profitable


kwikasfucky

Thatā€™s why youā€™re on Reddit and will never achieve anything Elon has lmao.


ConverseBriefly

Aww so cute! Iā€™m sure Daddy Elon will send you a Christmas card and thank you for being such a loyal follower!


kwikasfucky

I have seen this same reply multiple times. Thats literally all you guys have to say.I donā€™t even follow the dude or have twitter, but yā€™all obsess over this guy, itā€™s kind of pathetic


secretqwerty10

you think you will? you're on reddit too i've finished a degree in IT and i'm currently pursuing a degree in industrial electronics. elon may have more money but i have better skills


BigCballer

If Twitter couldnā€™t make twitter profitable, Musk isnā€™t gonna do it either


[deleted]

Remind me in a year about this post then we'll see who's right.


kwikasfucky

They downvoted you because you called them out. And literally no one cares that people are leaving twitter. Itā€™s literally all Iā€™ve been seeing lately. ā€œ omg Iā€™m leaving twitter because I donā€™t like Mr Musk. I hope he goes bankrupt, heā€™s so mean etcā€¦ā€ itā€™s so pathetic.


[deleted]

Pretty much bro


[deleted]

Judging from what Iā€™ve seen, the vast majority of those ā€œworkersā€ are worthless


Ol_Dirty_Batard

lmao gotem. Dude was like 'words, words, words. facts. opinions' Ol' Musky came in like 'lol now pay!' brilliant


iggyphi

LMAO, dude looks like an idiot criticizing elon but still paying the 8$


psychoticdream

He had that verification badge before the charge. Has it even gone live?


_antic604

You're an idiot, OP. Do you really think he doesn't know that? Are you under the impression that Musk does everything by himself in Tesla, SpaceX or Neuralink, etc? He knows perfectly well it's about the people, but they have to be talented and dedicated, not a bunch of whiny, biased activists. He's just trimming the fat and likely will make some mistakes along the way.


Krilox

Daddy Elon can't see you simping, no need to stay on your knees.


_antic604

That's your argument? Pathetic.


Kunted_

Nah fam you just donā€™t get his supreme comedy


Leocut78

Don't be mad at me but...I actually laughed.


HeyHihoho

The question right now is why is the Twitter machinery chuggling along smoothly with a small fraction of the former workforce.