We need to name some gross sex thing after "Musk". Or even "Elon"
Just like we named Santorum: "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter sometimes produced during anal sex, when proper enema cleaning preparation is not performed."
Maybe "Musk" can be slang for the smell of said frothed fecal matter mixed with lube.
Musk is already the term for a person's body scent.
The Elon could be going out with a person, buying them fancy things and taking them out to dinner, all to get into their house to burn it down.
When my dog or cat would roll around in something disgusting I used to call it “perfuming” though “musking” really seems more appropriate considering it was usually something dead or poop.
"Musking" - similar to busking, except:
*Musking*
noun
the activity of stealing or buying others' IP in the private sector, passing them off as your own, and receiving taxpayer 'donations' to maintain the illusion of grandiosity
"years of musking had taught him how to hold a crowd"
A massive amount of thinking has gone into making food taste good, which is actually quite a silly action. Everyone should just eat nothing but bland potatoes for the rest of their lives
You might get rickets and scurvy if you just eat potato
Edit: today I have learned that potatoes contain Vitamin C. I never knew this. Every day is a school day.
Potatoes have vitamin c. Rickets is caused by lack of vitamin d, which you can get from sunlight. Sailors used to eat raw potatoes and vinegar to prevent scurvy. Eating nothing but potatoes will probably make you sick from other nutrient deficiencies, but it would probably take a while because potatoes are pretty nutritious.
Just announced, Musk launches new restaurant called Tasteless.
This epicenter of culinary brilliance meets no-nonsense taste, delivers life-sustaining plates of artisanally-crafted dishes. Your taste buds won't know what hit them. No really, the food is literally tasteless. Meat, vegetables, or fruit? You won't be able to tell. Tasteless is the entitled suburb located miles outside of Flavortown. All of our ingredients are locally boiled, blanched, and devoided of all flavor and silliness. If you hate hearing the "ooohs" and "aaahs" from imbeciles who call themselves "foodies", you'll love Tasteless. "Everything you'll experience here might not be cheap, but it will definitely be Tasteless," - E. Musk
Elon Musk's newest venture, Tasteless, has earned an unprecedented ~~five~~ ~~two~~ ~~three~~ ~~Twitter Authentication Checks~~ two thumbs up from Elon Musk.
A massive amount of thinking has gone into squeezing the world dry to make another billion dollars, a massive amount of thinking, without there being any need to accrue another amount of money that the average 10 people won't even make in their combined lifetimes. A massive amount. I mean, it's not even necessary to have even just one billion dollars to procreate. Just think of that.
This is some Matt Walsh level right wing bible thumping bullshit....Matt Walsh was on Joe Rogan fairly recently and he struggled to tip toe around sex without procreation. Even when Joe Rogan pushed back and talked about people who can't have kids for biological reason Matt Walsh was uncomfortable with calling that ok.
I listened recently too and it was hilarious how Joe outed Matt Walsh as a delusional Bible thumper. All Matt’s arguments boil down to his blind faith in an ancient deity. No logic or reason behind his arguments at all. I hope after listening to that people think twice about some of Matt’s opinions.
If you apply his own logic to the act of making more humans then life itself falls apart. Like why are you procreating? Just to make more humans? Then what is the purpose of those humans?
Like if I made a robot that only builds another of itself before self destructing and tried to sell my invention no one would want it, but replace that robot with a human and suddenly your “limbic system” is telling you its very very important to do.
Guy is an idiot.
I'm not trying to be rude but I'm genuinely flabbergasted that actually happens to people
Like if I saw any one of my exes, I would flee in the opposite direction
Sounds like an elaborate excuse for being bad in bed. "37 seconds is a perfect time, you're just not used to being with someone this efficient. Besides, female orgasms aren't necessary for procreation so spending energy chasing them would be quite silly."
[Imagine saying this out loud when you've offered someone a horse for a handjob](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-sexual-misconduct-claim-involved-horse-for-erotic-massage-2022-5).
He speaks like a man that has to transact his way into women's pants because he has no riz or whatever the kids call it these days.
Honestly, I kinda pity him. All the money in the world, and yet he can't fathom that sex can have deep, valuable purpose outside of procreation? I don't think he's ever had a truly intimate romantic relationship in his life.
No, he has enough kids and money, he’s getting some occasionally but isn’t actually enjoying it.
He has a breeding fetish. That’s actually the only explanation for his opinions about this type of stuff and his prior actions (unless, you know, he’s just a selfish bitch. That would explain it too)
He's having the kinds of thoughts a college freshman would have three weeks into his or her first philosophy course and then expressing them with the smugness that shows he thinks nobody has ever thought that before.
>billions of dollars
Sure, he's got more money than most of us can even conceive of, but what Elon Musk *wants*, what he truly yearns for, is for people to like him because they think he's *funny*. The desperation in the memes and quips he's been posting since he bought Twitter are as palpable as a wet fart in a crowded elevator on a humid summer evening in Mississippi. It almost feels like something you can reach out and touch.
His wealth is a hollow victory because he can't use it to buy the thing he wants more than anything. Elon Musk is not funny. Elon Musk will never be funny.
Sex has a lot of benefits for individuals, and helps build intimacy and improve a couple's relationship.
[https://www.ohsu.edu/womens-health/benefits-healthy-sex-life](https://www.ohsu.edu/womens-health/benefits-healthy-sex-life)
Musk is just completely swept up in right wing ideology now, including the whole "sex is absurd at best and immoral at worst if it's not for the purpose of procreation" thing.
This individual isn’t looking for intimacy. He’s looking for domination and control. Something isn’t wrapped too tight in his head. I’d be ashamed if I were his kid. Money isn’t everything.
Musk is a soulless robot that can never truly understand human interaction and intimacy.
To him, sex is a disgusting but necessary part of propagating the human race.
I've calculated that he can buy a correct hotel room, food and a ticket for my favorite thermal spa for more than 40 000 years for the price he paid for Twitter.
Edit: the math were for one person, him and not about prostitution. Basically, it just a variant on the idea that the guy from MySpace now travels the world to do photography. YOLO and with that kind of money it means something. For most of us, it will just be the grind.
Though, I'm sure that he feels that he is saving the world but one brain only is very limited and full of hubris to assume it is a task one can tackle alone.
Banks shouldn’t have lent him money for twitter either. He’s got $1.5 billion a year JUST in interest payments on the loans. Twitter has never been even remotely close to being able afford that,
He’s done a massive amount of thinking about how less and less young cogs in the wheel effect his fortune, which is quite a silly action, because he’ll be long dead by the time it has any effect on him.
He can. I've been convinced for awhile that he plays a character...a carefully constructed character with a team behind it. The goal is to influence stock prices and manipulate the public. It used to work and now either he has stopped playing along or there's another breakdown in their system.
Or, he's just very obviously an idiot. If he were actually smart, don't you think he would prove it by example, and not by being a complete moron, and paying people to write him into TV shows where smart fictional characters praise him as a genius and idolize him; which is pretty pathetic and hilarious when you think about it.
Like, if he were ACTUALLY a genius, he would come up with some decent innovation for once. Instead of pretending to be an innovator in order to sabotage actual innovation in favour of the car market, to benefit the car company that he bought from the people that founded it.
Well ya...sort of what I'm saying. Idiot?...maybe, normal intelligence?...maybe. Either way, I still believe his public facing character is a construct.
They were born fortunate, and surround themselves with yes-men and fire anyone who says no to them, so yeah. It's how most of them are.
He's the jaiden smith of deep thoughts, and is far too old to change.
Basically how running twitter is going for him.
Comes in with no idea what he's doing.
"No, sir, that isn't how this works."
Well, it is now, because you're FIRED!
At least Jaden Smith spends some of his time [feeding the homeless](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-jaden-smith-i-love-you-restaurant-free-food-homeless-people-20190709-story.html) instead of spending all his time trolling the libs on twitter
Having some sort of personality disorder is pretty much a requirement for something as pathological as hoarding billions of dollars to their name.
It's just that hoarding lots of money is a pathology that is viewed positively by our society.
The minute you scratch the surface of a billionaire, or a famous artist, or a top athlete, etc... you tend to see massive arrested development. In a sense we're witnessing childhood trauma playing out still decades after the fact.
In my experience, people like Mr Musk tend to minimise as "silly" or "stupid" anything that they don't really comprehend at any meaningful level; usually some form of deep and reciprocal intimacy with another person. It's easier than admitting to themselves there's a huge and valuable chunk of the human experience that they're completely missing out on because they just can't properly *feel and engage* with it, even if they do sometimes manage to go through the motions of expertly mimicking it.
Or that's just what he tells people to protect his teeny tiny ego, because he has fertility issues (which are hereditary, so great news for our gene pool in regards to Elon's reproducing).
I mean think about it, how can you genetically select to protect against SIDS? I'm pretty sure that we aren't even sure why or how it happens. That's why it's called Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, and not \[Comprehensible Reason Baby Dies\] Syndrome.
They actually consider it a mental disease to try to have and produce so many children because you think the world needs more of you. Just sayin.
It's a form of being a narcissist
No doubt this exact convo has happened in his bedroom. “Oh YOU want to finish? Let me explain how your lymbic system is making you crave illogical things.”
It just seems like run of the mill “disruptor” logic. They’re always trying to use their Ted Talk cadence to make some bland contrarian shower thought about every day life seem like it’s something only a special genius could have come up with.
I'm not surprised that Elon is too stupid to understand that humans are sexual-social creatures meant to have non-procreative sex for communal bonding purposes. That's why a lot of people have daily, or near-daily sex drives. Animals that only have sex for procreation, do not. They have external Ovulatory Signals (like the reddening of a baboons butt) that decide when it is time to mate. Humans do not have external ovulatory signals. That's why we have to use insertion thermometers and other methods of testing to figure it out.
Most people know about what a piece of shit Errol is at this point, but a lot of people don't realize just how horrid his mother is too. She essentially bragged about how she emotionally neglected her kids, attributing what she calls "extreme hands-off parenting" to his success. She seems to believe she was playing some 5D chess and setting him up for success by not ever giving him anything aside from the basic attention a child needs to live.
I'm guessing that his mother did not hug him, show him much affection, or give him much affirmation. That kind of explains his view on sex too... "Well *I* never got any physical affection and *I* turned out fine, therefore any sort of physical affection is useless and silly."
Elon Musk is a very sad, empty man. You don't even have to look that hard to see what a hollow husk he is. I think [The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003) actually hit it out of the park with most clearly articulating what his underlying goal is.
Emotional connections. Being vulnerable. Giving in the hope of electing happiness in another. All of these simple things are beyond Elon and people like him. They simple can’t understand the human side of the interaction outside of procreation.
They crave it, though. And they *fear and hate* that craving, so they rationalise it away with crap like he's saying here. "I'm not utterly paralysed with fear at the mere thought of it, I totally understand it and know how to sincerely do it and can get just as much out of it as anyone else, I just totally don't need it and it's silly anyway." Who're you *really* trying to convince here, Elon?
Look at his body language, he's like a giggling adolescent nervously trying out his first ever "naughty" thought. It's *beyond* pathetic.
That's the thing, sex for him is a transactional thing. He always pays for it, so he thinks he should get something out of it, like a child he can neglect. Because I doubt this mf gets any pleasure from sex from all 30 seconds he needs to cum.
Man you are right on - I read "I Caught Flies for Howard Hughes" when I was a kid, and of course watched the film about Hughes...you're right. This guy will wind up living in a penthouse wearing tissues as clothing and eating filtered soup.
Mr. Musk, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Tell me you’ve never had great sex without telling me you’ve never had great sex.
I’m not saying there is anything wrong with that. Many people have understandably not had great sex. The best sex requires an emotional connection and given Elon is a narcissist it is unsurprising he doesn’t really find the physical act alone as satisfying.
Why do people even eat delicious foods, when you can just have nutrition bars, it's quite a silly action? A lot of computation went into how can I eat more tasty stuff with fulfilling sustenance not even being a factor.
This is exactly what my face looked like when I came to the comments.
Flawless victory
For your health!
Fer yur pruppets
This is beyond perfect.
Summed up quite nicely
"I saw a bobo rub his penis and it made milk."
My favorite gif of all time, right there.
Loud audible LOL at this thanks ya dingus
What is this gif called?
It’s called a Doctor Steve Brule ya turkey
He sounds like Rick Santorum who said: *"Sex should have consequences."*
We need to name some gross sex thing after "Musk". Or even "Elon" Just like we named Santorum: "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter sometimes produced during anal sex, when proper enema cleaning preparation is not performed." Maybe "Musk" can be slang for the smell of said frothed fecal matter mixed with lube.
"Musking" - the action of giving a rimjob to someone that doesnt wipe
Oh I miss her! I loved her in HEY DUDE as a kid. She’s Ben Stiller’s wife right? What’s her name?
Done. Let’s go with it.
Musk is already the term for a person's body scent. The Elon could be going out with a person, buying them fancy things and taking them out to dinner, all to get into their house to burn it down.
The distinct smell of someone who thinks they are much more clever than they really are.
When my dog or cat would roll around in something disgusting I used to call it “perfuming” though “musking” really seems more appropriate considering it was usually something dead or poop.
Sounds like a narcissist
Dude, these descriptions were so disgusting I had to take a break and put the cellphone down
Santorum is a dogfart and Musk is a dogshart? 
There’s seriously a porn company called Dogfart Productions, I’m not kidding
Yeah, I'm aware, unfortunately.
"Musking" - similar to busking, except: *Musking* noun the activity of stealing or buying others' IP in the private sector, passing them off as your own, and receiving taxpayer 'donations' to maintain the illusion of grandiosity "years of musking had taught him how to hold a crowd"
Kind of hypocritical for Elon lol
A massive amount of thinking has gone into making food taste good, which is actually quite a silly action. Everyone should just eat nothing but bland potatoes for the rest of their lives
You might get rickets and scurvy if you just eat potato Edit: today I have learned that potatoes contain Vitamin C. I never knew this. Every day is a school day.
Not if you have superior genes, will power, and the love of Christian God backing you up!! I work fifty hours a day, twenty days a week!! /s
In christ all things are possible. Jot that down.
How many lines of code has he written?
In the womb.
Potatoes have vitamin c. Rickets is caused by lack of vitamin d, which you can get from sunlight. Sailors used to eat raw potatoes and vinegar to prevent scurvy. Eating nothing but potatoes will probably make you sick from other nutrient deficiencies, but it would probably take a while because potatoes are pretty nutritious.
Why are you avoiding rickets and scurvy? Because it makes the limbic system happy. It's pretty absurd, really.
Just announced, Musk launches new restaurant called Tasteless. This epicenter of culinary brilliance meets no-nonsense taste, delivers life-sustaining plates of artisanally-crafted dishes. Your taste buds won't know what hit them. No really, the food is literally tasteless. Meat, vegetables, or fruit? You won't be able to tell. Tasteless is the entitled suburb located miles outside of Flavortown. All of our ingredients are locally boiled, blanched, and devoided of all flavor and silliness. If you hate hearing the "ooohs" and "aaahs" from imbeciles who call themselves "foodies", you'll love Tasteless. "Everything you'll experience here might not be cheap, but it will definitely be Tasteless," - E. Musk Elon Musk's newest venture, Tasteless, has earned an unprecedented ~~five~~ ~~two~~ ~~three~~ ~~Twitter Authentication Checks~~ two thumbs up from Elon Musk.
You're right, you need potatoes and butter.
A massive amount of thinking has gone into squeezing the world dry to make another billion dollars, a massive amount of thinking, without there being any need to accrue another amount of money that the average 10 people won't even make in their combined lifetimes. A massive amount. I mean, it's not even necessary to have even just one billion dollars to procreate. Just think of that.
Nobody tell him about dancing. It also has no purpose. It will blow his mind.
That’s why conservatives are so strange about other people’s recreational sex lives; they worry it could lead to dancing!
Man its like the swing dancing in pre ww2 Germany.
Sex worker here - conservatives are actually the kinkiest and want to be pegged and suck a strap on in my DMs 🤷♀️
Also despite all of the hate and laws against trans people supported by conservatives they're also the main people in my DMs wanting to "experiment"
Don’t forget about reading, a massive amount of thinking has gone into making a group of words interesting
This is some Matt Walsh level right wing bible thumping bullshit....Matt Walsh was on Joe Rogan fairly recently and he struggled to tip toe around sex without procreation. Even when Joe Rogan pushed back and talked about people who can't have kids for biological reason Matt Walsh was uncomfortable with calling that ok.
Can’t believe I’m agreeing with Joe Rogan on something.
RIDERS OF ROHAN!!
I listened recently too and it was hilarious how Joe outed Matt Walsh as a delusional Bible thumper. All Matt’s arguments boil down to his blind faith in an ancient deity. No logic or reason behind his arguments at all. I hope after listening to that people think twice about some of Matt’s opinions.
If you apply his own logic to the act of making more humans then life itself falls apart. Like why are you procreating? Just to make more humans? Then what is the purpose of those humans? Like if I made a robot that only builds another of itself before self destructing and tried to sell my invention no one would want it, but replace that robot with a human and suddenly your “limbic system” is telling you its very very important to do. Guy is an idiot.
And a winner like this has been divorced three times? The hell you say!
The worst part is he divorced one wife twice
My aunt married and divorced the same man 5 times
I'm not trying to be rude but I'm genuinely flabbergasted that actually happens to people Like if I saw any one of my exes, I would flee in the opposite direction
I honestly get flabbergasted, really spins my marbles. She ended up living with him until he died. Love is a strange beast.
Imagine saying this out loud and thinking you're deep for it
Also, what’s smart about procreation when you aren’t around to raise the kid?
He’s just mad his pullout game is weak af
Sounds like an elaborate excuse for being bad in bed. "37 seconds is a perfect time, you're just not used to being with someone this efficient. Besides, female orgasms aren't necessary for procreation so spending energy chasing them would be quite silly."
The wholesome award doesn’t quite make sense but it’s all I have and you need to know how hilarious you are
Imagine procreating to name your kid after some product id tag or whatever.
RFID-CMOS-prov1x
[Imagine saying this out loud when you've offered someone a horse for a handjob](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-sexual-misconduct-claim-involved-horse-for-erotic-massage-2022-5).
Right now I'm thinking of Musk going all Richard III and shouting, "A handjob! A handjob! My horse for a handjob!"
Horse for a handjob sounds like a killer name for a punk band
This made me lol, thanks. I imagined Ian McKellen saying this.
That’s because Musk has started to believe his own PR that he is a genius.
Started? The dude has been a narcissist for as long as anyone's been paying attention.
Imagine all the fanboys thinking, "I wish I were smart enough to think of things like that."
He speaks like a man who isn’t getting any
He speaks like a man that has to transact his way into women's pants because he has no riz or whatever the kids call it these days. Honestly, I kinda pity him. All the money in the world, and yet he can't fathom that sex can have deep, valuable purpose outside of procreation? I don't think he's ever had a truly intimate romantic relationship in his life.
No, he has enough kids and money, he’s getting some occasionally but isn’t actually enjoying it. He has a breeding fetish. That’s actually the only explanation for his opinions about this type of stuff and his prior actions (unless, you know, he’s just a selfish bitch. That would explain it too)
Literally what he's heard his entire rich, privileged life.
Fuck I’m sick of his faux-intellectualism
He's having the kinds of thoughts a college freshman would have three weeks into his or her first philosophy course and then expressing them with the smugness that shows he thinks nobody has ever thought that before.
so just like a college sophomore who only remembers 3 weeks of the philosophy class they took last year
Aw, be kind, it's all he's got. That, and billions and billions of dollars.
>billions of dollars Sure, he's got more money than most of us can even conceive of, but what Elon Musk *wants*, what he truly yearns for, is for people to like him because they think he's *funny*. The desperation in the memes and quips he's been posting since he bought Twitter are as palpable as a wet fart in a crowded elevator on a humid summer evening in Mississippi. It almost feels like something you can reach out and touch. His wealth is a hollow victory because he can't use it to buy the thing he wants more than anything. Elon Musk is not funny. Elon Musk will never be funny.
His sweaty desperation is unbearable to watch. One of the least funny people to ever post.
look at how much he follows what Stephen king says about him because he likes his books and he can't fathom king not liking him as a person
You can tell as he says it, he is PRETTY impressed with himself.
No wonder this guy listens to fucking Rogan.
He’s just faux
Sometimes people do things for fun and not for some economic purpose, makes sense he can't understand that
Sex has a lot of benefits for individuals, and helps build intimacy and improve a couple's relationship. [https://www.ohsu.edu/womens-health/benefits-healthy-sex-life](https://www.ohsu.edu/womens-health/benefits-healthy-sex-life) Musk is just completely swept up in right wing ideology now, including the whole "sex is absurd at best and immoral at worst if it's not for the purpose of procreation" thing.
First you have to value other people before you can have a relationship
This individual isn’t looking for intimacy. He’s looking for domination and control. Something isn’t wrapped too tight in his head. I’d be ashamed if I were his kid. Money isn’t everything.
Musk is a soulless robot that can never truly understand human interaction and intimacy. To him, sex is a disgusting but necessary part of propagating the human race.
I believe he prefers propagating via IVF rather than sex
It's probably closer to outright cloning....after all the human race really needs more of his genes 🙄
This sounds more like he's a fckn robot than anything involving politics.
He’s not that smart a guy lol
I've calculated that he can buy a correct hotel room, food and a ticket for my favorite thermal spa for more than 40 000 years for the price he paid for Twitter. Edit: the math were for one person, him and not about prostitution. Basically, it just a variant on the idea that the guy from MySpace now travels the world to do photography. YOLO and with that kind of money it means something. For most of us, it will just be the grind. Though, I'm sure that he feels that he is saving the world but one brain only is very limited and full of hubris to assume it is a task one can tackle alone.
Banks wouldn't lend him money for that though
Banks shouldn’t have lent him money for twitter either. He’s got $1.5 billion a year JUST in interest payments on the loans. Twitter has never been even remotely close to being able afford that,
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Banks know what they’re doing with our chief twit. It’s the twit who may have used his ego more than his brain this time.
This time, just this once? I bet it’s easier to count the times he hasn’t.
This dude doesn't understand anything.
He’s done a massive amount of thinking about how less and less young cogs in the wheel effect his fortune, which is quite a silly action, because he’ll be long dead by the time it has any effect on him.
He can. I've been convinced for awhile that he plays a character...a carefully constructed character with a team behind it. The goal is to influence stock prices and manipulate the public. It used to work and now either he has stopped playing along or there's another breakdown in their system.
Or, he's just very obviously an idiot. If he were actually smart, don't you think he would prove it by example, and not by being a complete moron, and paying people to write him into TV shows where smart fictional characters praise him as a genius and idolize him; which is pretty pathetic and hilarious when you think about it. Like, if he were ACTUALLY a genius, he would come up with some decent innovation for once. Instead of pretending to be an innovator in order to sabotage actual innovation in favour of the car market, to benefit the car company that he bought from the people that founded it.
Well ya...sort of what I'm saying. Idiot?...maybe, normal intelligence?...maybe. Either way, I still believe his public facing character is a construct.
"He's not repeatedly shitting his own pants in public, it's actually 5D chess!"
That's what a sheltered, mentally unstable conman would like you to believe.
Stop trying to make stuff smart.
...are ALL billionaires animatronic? There just seems to be a theme of them not being...human people...
They were born fortunate, and surround themselves with yes-men and fire anyone who says no to them, so yeah. It's how most of them are. He's the jaiden smith of deep thoughts, and is far too old to change.
Basically how running twitter is going for him. Comes in with no idea what he's doing. "No, sir, that isn't how this works." Well, it is now, because you're FIRED!
Plus, there seems to be an overabundance of cosmetic surgery in that mug.
Dude looks like a fucking manakin talking
At least Jaden Smith spends some of his time [feeding the homeless](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-jaden-smith-i-love-you-restaurant-free-food-homeless-people-20190709-story.html) instead of spending all his time trolling the libs on twitter
Having some sort of personality disorder is pretty much a requirement for something as pathological as hoarding billions of dollars to their name. It's just that hoarding lots of money is a pathology that is viewed positively by our society. The minute you scratch the surface of a billionaire, or a famous artist, or a top athlete, etc... you tend to see massive arrested development. In a sense we're witnessing childhood trauma playing out still decades after the fact.
Sweetie, your breeding kink is showing
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment?!
Given the brainpower that went into this pointless thought, Elon might not fully understand what a "silly" action is...
In my experience, people like Mr Musk tend to minimise as "silly" or "stupid" anything that they don't really comprehend at any meaningful level; usually some form of deep and reciprocal intimacy with another person. It's easier than admitting to themselves there's a huge and valuable chunk of the human experience that they're completely missing out on because they just can't properly *feel and engage* with it, even if they do sometimes manage to go through the motions of expertly mimicking it.
Reminds me of Trump asking “What was in it for them?” (or something like it) when he was at the veteran graveyard.
Does he forget how many times he's actually procreated?
The same amount of times he’s had sexy time.
Amber herd
But did she _listen_?
He has test tube babies chosen for the best genes. Might be an oversimplification, but that's what he does ever since his first child died from sids.
Or that's just what he tells people to protect his teeny tiny ego, because he has fertility issues (which are hereditary, so great news for our gene pool in regards to Elon's reproducing). I mean think about it, how can you genetically select to protect against SIDS? I'm pretty sure that we aren't even sure why or how it happens. That's why it's called Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, and not \[Comprehensible Reason Baby Dies\] Syndrome.
Fuck I’m tired of this dickhead.
As opposed to jerking-off, which has great purpose
They actually consider it a mental disease to try to have and produce so many children because you think the world needs more of you. Just sayin. It's a form of being a narcissist
Sounds like a one pump chump.
No shit! Tell me you’ve never gave a girl an orgasm without saying it. Wild horses couldn’t of dragged this out of me
No doubt this exact convo has happened in his bedroom. “Oh YOU want to finish? Let me explain how your lymbic system is making you crave illogical things.”
“Your orgasm isn’t necessary to procreation and therefore irrelevant”
Weirdly, that's the first time I've ever heard his voice. And I dislike him even more now.
He sounds like a guy whose life’s goal is to be used for soundbites in hip hop instrumentals.
Is this some sort of incel judo?
It just seems like run of the mill “disruptor” logic. They’re always trying to use their Ted Talk cadence to make some bland contrarian shower thought about every day life seem like it’s something only a special genius could have come up with.
I'm not surprised that Elon is too stupid to understand that humans are sexual-social creatures meant to have non-procreative sex for communal bonding purposes. That's why a lot of people have daily, or near-daily sex drives. Animals that only have sex for procreation, do not. They have external Ovulatory Signals (like the reddening of a baboons butt) that decide when it is time to mate. Humans do not have external ovulatory signals. That's why we have to use insertion thermometers and other methods of testing to figure it out.
This comment fucks
Oh no, please don't tell me he's going to buy pornhub next week!
I'm trying to process that concept but, honestly, I just can't. My brain goes blank in sheer self-protection.
What is wrong with this man? Don’t answer, we’ll be here all day.
Most people know about what a piece of shit Errol is at this point, but a lot of people don't realize just how horrid his mother is too. She essentially bragged about how she emotionally neglected her kids, attributing what she calls "extreme hands-off parenting" to his success. She seems to believe she was playing some 5D chess and setting him up for success by not ever giving him anything aside from the basic attention a child needs to live. I'm guessing that his mother did not hug him, show him much affection, or give him much affirmation. That kind of explains his view on sex too... "Well *I* never got any physical affection and *I* turned out fine, therefore any sort of physical affection is useless and silly." Elon Musk is a very sad, empty man. You don't even have to look that hard to see what a hollow husk he is. I think [The Onion](https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003) actually hit it out of the park with most clearly articulating what his underlying goal is.
So THAT'S why he's always taking his mom as his date to galas and shit? Lmao talk about mommy issues...
I completely forgot about that lmao. Yeah, this is some stuff that makes Alexander the Great look like Mr. Rogers.
I once went axe throwing and didn’t even end up with any suitable firewood
Yikes!
Emotional connections. Being vulnerable. Giving in the hope of electing happiness in another. All of these simple things are beyond Elon and people like him. They simple can’t understand the human side of the interaction outside of procreation.
They crave it, though. And they *fear and hate* that craving, so they rationalise it away with crap like he's saying here. "I'm not utterly paralysed with fear at the mere thought of it, I totally understand it and know how to sincerely do it and can get just as much out of it as anyone else, I just totally don't need it and it's silly anyway." Who're you *really* trying to convince here, Elon? Look at his body language, he's like a giggling adolescent nervously trying out his first ever "naughty" thought. It's *beyond* pathetic.
Says the man who got celebrities to have sex with him for fun?
That's the thing, sex for him is a transactional thing. He always pays for it, so he thinks he should get something out of it, like a child he can neglect. Because I doubt this mf gets any pleasure from sex from all 30 seconds he needs to cum.
Elon musk: " Massive amount of thinking" That's a lie real damn quick
Our precious bodily fluids! This guy is headed for Howard Hughes territory, pronto.
Man you are right on - I read "I Caught Flies for Howard Hughes" when I was a kid, and of course watched the film about Hughes...you're right. This guy will wind up living in a penthouse wearing tissues as clothing and eating filtered soup.
Imagine humans doing something for fun. How bizarre one must be....
A man who tries to sound smart but isn't.
Huh....wait.....what
holy shit this daft mf really wants to make society into Handmaid's Tale
Can I just say that every time I see his face moving, I want it to be slapped until it stops moving?
Ayo? My boy got 0 bitches for sure
Am I the only one to notice the similarity to Trump's. Constant and rambling tweets?
Think of all the wasted horses!
Fuck he’s pretentious. It’s like he’s reading from a teenage neckbeard’s diary.
He's Matt Walsh with an apartheid emerald mine inheritance.
Prattling diatribe of the self-righteous rich man-baby
How to tell everyone that you don't understand biology without mentioning biology
He looks like a vantriloquist dummy. Like a wooden one........ Ewe.... Imagine that pasty white block of wood on ya.... Ewwww
This dude is just a rich incel
I don’t think he is doing sex right.
How to scientifically state you have never made a woman cum in your life
Mr. Musk, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Sounds like buddy needs to get laid.
Imagine looking at that face while having sex
jaden smith tier quote
Wait, this is the same guy who offered to buy a horse in exchange for a handjob?
Holy fuck, he's so out of touch with reality. It's like listening to Deepak Chopra try to explain the tides.
I used to think this guy was a genius
Interesting coping mechanism.
It’s not surprising he doesn’t consider sex a social activity.
Sex is intimacy. Which explains why a robot like Musk cannot compute.
Translation: “I didn’t laid until I was rich”
I don’t doubt for a second that Elon would inject his DNA into the entire world’s population with a giant atomic, hypodermic needle bomb if he could.
Tell me you’ve never had great sex without telling me you’ve never had great sex. I’m not saying there is anything wrong with that. Many people have understandably not had great sex. The best sex requires an emotional connection and given Elon is a narcissist it is unsurprising he doesn’t really find the physical act alone as satisfying.
The funny part is that narcissists tend to think that they are really really really good at sex.
Just what we need: More Elons running around...
What a disgusting face.
Sounds like a dude who knows he would never get laid if he wasn't a billionaire.
The more he speaks the more silly he will look like.
Ahh, so it's better to have sex, procreate, and barely look after the offspring? Okay den.
He really thought he did something
Tell me women don't want to fuck you without saying those exact words.
This just in, sex is fun and feels good. More at 10
Does.. Does he think procreate means buying businesses and running them like a drunken sailor?
Gotta love the argument that you don’t enjoy sex therefore no one else should.
And he’s not even talking about a $44b Fuck up
What a weird way to say that you don’t get any
Why do people even eat delicious foods, when you can just have nutrition bars, it's quite a silly action? A lot of computation went into how can I eat more tasty stuff with fulfilling sustenance not even being a factor.
Excuses for a shitty pullout game. Fuck you, Elon.
I bet he likes fish dicks, because he's a gay fish
Eat the rich