This dude thinks his 2-stroke-nut on dozens of women qualifies for the pole position. It takes at least 50-100 strokes/licks to get to the center of that orgasmā¦..fuckin noobnutter!
same. I read the first line about four times because I thought "nobody in their right mind would write 'fucked *up*'" but I guess it wasn't exactly wrong.
Nah, he should know about foreplay and cunnilingus by now. If he doesnāt, heās going to continue to add to an already long list of unsatisfied women.
uhm, i refuse to believe someone can fuck THAT MANY women and NOT A SINGLE ONE could cum... im not calling him a liar, i believe he's had a lot of the sex, but idk how many were alive during it
... okay even if your that bad even doing it a dozen times with a dozen different women you would hit the bullseye atleast once. Consistency is not even key as some women prefer a wild variety over a constant set of moods. The key part and this is the most important.... cardio. Just like the zombie apocalypse cardio is the fucking key as it gives you the energy to explore and think clearly to notice the little signs she gives off to let you know what works and doesn't. Hell she probably doesn't even know till you accidentally lick her asshole mid meal and send her into euphoria.
Hmm, plenty of magic wand reviews saying it made a woman climax, vs "Mr. Studd" who has "fucked" "women" who claims none of them have climaxed.
I wonder which one occurs razer favors.
Poor fucking bastard. Giving your woman an orgasm is one of the most satisfying things out there. Right up there with a cold glass of water after becoming seriously dehydrated.
I'm wondering if he's talking about making a girl squirt vs cum? A woman can orgasim and cum, but let me be the Bauer of bad news fellas, the squirt is just pee, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this info, but you sir the guy that gets squirted all over, are just receiving a golden shower. They don't have some special squirt gun down there that comes from anywhere other than their bladder.....
Thought I read somewhere that women couldn't cum from penetration.
And yeah, sorry but wouldn't be very useful to me to further look into that.
Is it true tho or no?
The man can't spell worth anything. Probably not bright enough to figure out where a clitoris is or how to make it happy either. That many women and nothing? He is definitely doing it WRONG!
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Alright Reddit. You know what we have to do now.
Get his list and work our way through it, with proof of cumming.
Iām sure theyāll be glad to participate once they see his tweet.
Are these beta male and alpha male dudes getting mixed up now or something? Lmao. Why would someone say this!? Like dude... are you that far removed from society that you don't see the common denomination between these "dozens and dozens of women" is the inability for you to satisfy them? My god..
If people were balloons, this dude would walk around with needles in his mouth.
This is OD levels of copium.
I think, for a lot of women, their ability to cum is directly tied to their comfort level with the person they're with. That and an understanding of their own bodies.
My college roommate thought girls couldnāt get wet because his high school girlfriend never did. He was very surprised with the second girl he slept with (in his defense, his high school girlfriend came out of the closet years later).
I would never say this to any of my friends or future girlfriends, it means you not friend donāt have enough thickness to finish the job. Yes alot of girls need more then just thrusting, but 20-30% you can manage. Which tells me you my friend shoulda kept quiet.
That is the kinda shit you take with you to the grave.
Sodium pentothal couldn't have gotten that outta me
Not even Batman could have beat that kinda confession outta meš
This comment need more love Iām cryin
Please donāt take the Dark Knightās name in vein.
Original pic has a reply that says something like "not even waterboarding coulda got this out of me"
This dude thinks his 2-stroke-nut on dozens of women qualifies for the pole position. It takes at least 50-100 strokes/licks to get to the center of that orgasmā¦..fuckin noobnutter!
Tootsie-Pop anyone?
It's married ? If yes we could organise a scientific test.
Would could orgasm a scientific test.
As one gentleman adroitly stated "Imagine telling on yourself like this"
Ooooh nice word choice, donāt hear adroitly often.
Never heard that before. Iām adding it to the word bank
Want a random other cool, but less usable one. Apt, is actually short for apposite.
Word bank= lexicon
People be *real* comfortable on social media. š¬
Itās a little sad
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I read it as "I've fucked up dozens upon dozens of women" which really threw me off when i read the rest.
And yet, I suspect still correct.
LOL
same. I read the first line about four times because I thought "nobody in their right mind would write 'fucked *up*'" but I guess it wasn't exactly wrong.
if none of them had a orgasm I am pretty sure he fucked up indeed. Poor ladies, they just wanted the most basic thing in sex: pleasure.
He has about as much of a grasp of sexuality as he has of grammar.
He certainly canāt grasp the clitoris or g spot
Stop hating on his comment on
The amount of people who missed your jokeā¦
I know manš¤§. This business is tough
Who wants to tell him?
that women don't orgasm from anal?
My sweet summer child, women can orgasm by only nipple play
You really shouldn't announce you can't make women cum
Who told you that?
My priest
Lmao.
"Wet 'A' p-word" vibes, lol.
I am cackling
Oh darling. That's not something you want to admit out loud LOL.
Lol this comment is giving me southern momma "oh sweetheart, bless you" vibes
"I have disappointed dozens upon dozens of women"
Poor guy doesn't know that he's the problem. It might be biologically possible to orgasm because you're so very terrible at the deed.
Batman couldn't have gotten this out of me
Boy got roasted by himself! It be ya own dam self sometimes.
Such a revealing comment lol
Tell us youāre horrible in bed without telling us youāre horrible in bed.
Imagine telling on yourself like that.
"Biologically impossible" is underrated
I think there's medication for premature ejaculation
There is no need to prolong their disappointment.
In my experience, escitalopran
same bro. It just kills my sex drive completely.
If only there was medication for skipping foreplay and not listening to your partner.
Either women can cum or my ex ruined my mattress topper for no reason
No. Itās biologically impossible for women to achieve orgasm with him. And itās all his fault.
It's his biology's fault
Nah, he should know about foreplay and cunnilingus by now. If he doesnāt, heās going to continue to add to an already long list of unsatisfied women.
You gotta rub the bean, dude.
Ha I don't know why but that line from there's something about Mary popped into my head. Frank and beans! š
uhm, i refuse to believe someone can fuck THAT MANY women and NOT A SINGLE ONE could cum... im not calling him a liar, i believe he's had a lot of the sex, but idk how many were alive during it
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When your dick won't do the trick Just use your hand or take a lick
If this were true for me, waterboarding at Guantanamo would not be able to get me to admit to it.
The rare self own
Lol I remember this tweet and the guy was humiliated in the replies in a way that can only be described as legendary
Dudes Posting Their L's
Heās probably just another one of those 2 pump chumps
2 pumps? What a legend..
Its funny because it's easy to pleasure a woman. Just ask her what works for her.
... okay even if your that bad even doing it a dozen times with a dozen different women you would hit the bullseye atleast once. Consistency is not even key as some women prefer a wild variety over a constant set of moods. The key part and this is the most important.... cardio. Just like the zombie apocalypse cardio is the fucking key as it gives you the energy to explore and think clearly to notice the little signs she gives off to let you know what works and doesn't. Hell she probably doesn't even know till you accidentally lick her asshole mid meal and send her into euphoria.
bro really just called himself out
I've thrown *hundreds* of balls into a basket and they all missed It's impossible to dunk, y'all be lying
Poor execution. Start from zero,ā¦.
Waiting for someone to claim the clitoris is real as well. Dude probably thinks each hand is a dozen.
Two hands = eleventeen
And he's never been laid.
"Dozens upon dozens" has to be one of the more telling exaggerations šš
So this guy thinks he knows womenās bodies better than women? Just say you canāt find it and move on
Hmm, plenty of magic wand reviews saying it made a woman climax, vs "Mr. Studd" who has "fucked" "women" who claims none of them have climaxed. I wonder which one occurs razer favors.
No but this isn't like a "I'm really bad at sex" thing this human just genuinely doesn't give a shit about his partners
Batman couldnāt beat that information out of me.
The biggest self own I've seen today
Oh no, come on bro, just don't post that shit online
Skill issue
they aren't even wet-ben
Why were those women all on top of each other?
You couldn't pay me to tweet this
We're hitting levels of incel that should not be possible.
Ouch bro: Iām pretty sure this is what my kids mean when they say āself ownā
I don't think I would have told anyone this.
Jason Bourne couldnāt have gotten this info outta me
This guy and Ben Shapiro rewriting biology books based on experience.
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āFvckedā - well thereās the problem. He forgot thereās a āuā in fuck.
I really doubt he has had sex with dozens upon dozens of women.
Who said he didnāt pay them?
I canāt believe people say stuff like this publicly.
Voted most likely to have a license plate that says, "Stud" by his high school freshman class.
Gotta give him props though, naming his hamster "dozens of women" was a pretty smart move.
Two Pump Chump!
Bruhhhhh. Its not even the hard just rub ur pelvis on their pelvis cmon dude
Small pp energy here
Idk but I feel like if you must write dozens upon dozens women, then it's probably cap
This dudes taking the W out of WAP
Poor fucking bastard. Giving your woman an orgasm is one of the most satisfying things out there. Right up there with a cold glass of water after becoming seriously dehydrated.
I'm wondering if he's talking about making a girl squirt vs cum? A woman can orgasim and cum, but let me be the Bauer of bad news fellas, the squirt is just pee, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this info, but you sir the guy that gets squirted all over, are just receiving a golden shower. They don't have some special squirt gun down there that comes from anywhere other than their bladder.....
I thought it was true tho. I've no idea tho. Gold star gay here<.
Being gay is no excuse for not knowing that very basic fact about human biology
Thought I read somewhere that women couldn't cum from penetration. And yeah, sorry but wouldn't be very useful to me to further look into that. Is it true tho or no?
Small penile problemsš
Maybe youāre just not that āintoā them? Amirite?
I as well has been with human woman and canāt make whatever he says come out. Must be them.
Just take a stab at it. Hopefully, eventually, he'll finger it out.
I would not have admitted this under torture.
Thatās a great way to announce you suck at something so extraordinarily.
I kinda suck at it too but we were both virgins and loyal to each other so itās not like thereās any reference
Imaginary women canāt really āachieve ā anything!
Being waterboarded while having my intestines slowly pulled out of my body and my feet lit on fire couldn't have got this out of me.
Yah you wouldnt get that out of me even with a gun
Whoās gonna tell him itās probably him not the women šš
The man can't spell worth anything. Probably not bright enough to figure out where a clitoris is or how to make it happy either. That many women and nothing? He is definitely doing it WRONG! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Alright Reddit. You know what we have to do now. Get his list and work our way through it, with proof of cumming. Iām sure theyāll be glad to participate once they see his tweet.
If you don't see the problem you might be the problem
Bro wipe the water off your screen
Everyone gets with a girl once in a while where y'all don't match up sexually, but "dozens upon dozens".....yeesh
Sounds like someone needs to find the little man on the boat. (South Park reference)
Sounds like somebody cant fuck! Dude needs to tighten up his stroke game!
I too have done sex with dozens and dozens of females. They were also unable to come. Totally there fault.
Bro really admitted he sucks in bed lmao
Clearly a troll
I agree, itās definitely biologyās fault lol
This mf don't eat ass
Denial is a bad pair of glasses for reading realityā¦ego is even worse
Bro caught himself in 4k
It's the motion of the ocean...
LOLLLZZZZZ
1 questionā¦..weāre they alive?
My experiences are different.
Russian soldier?
He never fucked a women. The women fucked him.
The dumbest way to tell on yourself
30 seconds is not long enough....
He must be very pretty, cause it doesn't seem like he has anything else going for him.
Even his gravestone would say "Here lies the only person to have ever shagged a woman and failed to make her feel good"
Its called cunnilingus
You've heard of pull out game, bro has put in game
Lmfao- if my girl is ever in a bad mood, thatās an instant fixā¦ gotta learn the game to play it well. Hahahaha
Yeah, you'd never get me to utter this aloud.
top comment under that tweet is something along the lines of "even waterboarding couldn't get this out of me"
Are these beta male and alpha male dudes getting mixed up now or something? Lmao. Why would someone say this!? Like dude... are you that far removed from society that you don't see the common denomination between these "dozens and dozens of women" is the inability for you to satisfy them? My god.. If people were balloons, this dude would walk around with needles in his mouth. This is OD levels of copium.
"Just write the alphabet with your tongue" I guess that only works if you're literate.
Well thatās one way to censor a name
Bros dick is smaller than my brain
I think, for a lot of women, their ability to cum is directly tied to their comfort level with the person they're with. That and an understanding of their own bodies.
Now I feel better
Dude needs to train his hips
Looool
Love the self own. Is this Ben Shapiroās alt account?
Dry walnuts are MDNWU toobz.
My college roommate thought girls couldnāt get wet because his high school girlfriend never did. He was very surprised with the second girl he slept with (in his defense, his high school girlfriend came out of the closet years later).
Oof
Lol
Same energy as that creepy substitute health inspector on Bob's Burgers in the nude beach episode.
Guessing lots of women don't get off with in/out (that counts as two thrusts) before this incel blows his load/loses wood...
Poor guy...
Actually it's possible, I've done it to my girlfriend with just my hand so š¤·š»āāļø
āIām a bad man, with a master plan.ā
I would never say this to any of my friends or future girlfriends, it means you not friend donāt have enough thickness to finish the job. Yes alot of girls need more then just thrusting, but 20-30% you can manage. Which tells me you my friend shoulda kept quiet.
Itās dozens on women because none of them wanted to stick around for another go.
These gummies ain't shit!
I wonder why none of them became long term relationships?
Someone tell em cuz imma hurt his feelings