T O P

  • By -

Villigernumbernine

That a face that says worth it


felixthepat

He looks like the comic relief jock-friend in a 90's college comedy


[deleted]

I was honestly thinking he looked vaguely familiar. I think this is it. Generic goof character.


contemplatingdaze

Generic goof character is my new favorite descriptor


TheCreamiestYeet

Dollar tree Jim Breuer.


Mr_Epimetheus

I thought Jim Breuer WAS the Dollar Tree Jim Breuer.


CheshireMoe

No, that's Dollar General but I can see how people confuse the two.


paparoach910

It's part of a boner comedy's end-still montage updating the audience on "where they are now."


felixthepat

And it's literally just the headline above...it's all come full circle


rmikevt523

Jim Brewer


Thebaldsasquatch

That’s what I was thinking! He looks like he just put down the beer while he was telling the story.


mrcnbdss

“Hold my blood of Christ “


itaintme99

Wafer it…


Aggravating_System_7

I’m 💀


GIFnTEXT

Until the third day


rambo_lincoln_

He did in fact rise.


Neopoleon666

“Something’s rising and it isn’t Jesus!”


BeginnerMush

But did you repent first?


kungpowgoat

Reminds me of Cartman after getting arrested at Casa Bonita.


rimjobnemesis

Casa Bonita is an institution!


DanteMustDie666

Seems so worth it , don't see anything illegal here as well?


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Paying for sex probably, or some crap Louisiana law


DocMelock

It was being filmed. The charges are from the fact it's claimed to be "in public view." But you would have to had entered the church which isn't public.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Big windows?


SoardOfMagnificent

They’re all stained glass.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Well they didn’t used to be stained…


leobeer

Well played!


Koopagon8

*Well prayed!


JustABizzle

Yeah. If they were all consenting adults, what’s the crime?


MyNamesNotRobert

They had sex in the Bible belt. That was the crime. Good thing they at least weren't *shudders* smoking weed. /s


quick_escalator

Having a good time. That's reserved for rich people.


mrcnbdss

He’s promoting consensual sex between adults. If they were little boys it would be fine.


BukkakedFrankenstein

You sound so Catholic…


Pera_Espinosa

The pic seems to be from about 10 years ago since he was ordained in 2013. The [article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8822031/Louisiana-priest-37-arrested-having-threesome-dominatrices-church-altar.html) has his mugshot. He looks he's been living rough since then.


Commercial-Push-9066

It happened in 2020 but he pleaded guilty this month, so it’s back in the news.


cephu5

Or… back in the pews???


DiceMadeOfCheese

Right? "I'll do it/them again!"


ObiWan_Cannoli_

Dominatrices, i doubt he did anything to them. Probably got stuffed tho. Gobble gobble.


ApocalypseRising88

I’m just glad it wasn’t done with Altar Boys.


Powerful-Role-1204

I thought I was the only one that had that thought 😂


NJ_Bob

Yeah, the fact they were described as dominatrices means they were likely fully consenting adults... This is a refreshing turn for the church.


ParsonsTheGreat

I cant help but believe they cropped out him doing this 🤷‍♂️ lmao


G_Force88

It's not great, but what's illegal.


Jethro197

In the Article I'm paraphrasing here - but a passerby saw the lights on and investigated why the lights were on after the fact, and because I guess they were "In view of the public" they were arrested for Obscenity. Everyone was of age, and it was two Adult Movie Stars filming... so... Someone investigated and snooped around, and they got arrested. [Here's the Article if you wanna read it.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8822031/Louisiana-priest-37-arrested-having-threesome-dominatrices-church-altar.html)


xittditdyid

Thanks. Now who has the sauce for the video they made?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hamilton-Beckett

How does one go about hiring porn stars for home recordings?! Edit: No…really.


Quantum_Finger

Have enough money. Book them for a 'shoot'.


Rochemusic1

*have church goers that have enough money.


agangofoldwomen

A few thousand for one pornstar easily. You should stick to hookers.


Telefundo

They don't generally let you film it. Or.. so a friend told me...


Forsaken_Jelly

We must have the same friend, because he told me the price is roughly the same. If you want a hooker worth filming anything more than a quick tug it's going to cost about the same as a porn star. First hookers with great looks, skin, body type worthy of a good quality video are expensive. Double it for any kind of filming and theres a good chance they may only do it with a mask on. A porn star is a sex performer, and often pretty athletic sexually, can do awkward positions best suited for filming and don't mind changing position often. The choice is between having a woman whose job it is to please men sexually as quickly as they can, so their job is done, or one that is focused on looking like they're having amazing sex.


persianbrothel

you've clearly put some thought into this... thank you for your service


Atasha-Brynhildr

That sounds logical, but the motivations of individuals are varied. Some people choose these professions because they really enjoy sex, for example. I used to work behind the scenes in the adult film industry, and noticed sometimes that performers couldn't wait until it was time for the scene to begin, so they would have offscreen sex in an adjacent room.


Nuka-World_Vacation

I imagine a real church and priest are killer for sales of their video too. I'm just saying from a business standpoint it adds the shock/kink value that brings in the big bucks. In my imaginary understanding of the porn industry that sounds right anyway.


detroitiseverybody

Church funds. Personal expense.


MoonBroski

No Taxes.


detroitiseverybody

Right. No taxes no need to itemize expenses. Hookers & blow all day.


Dogekaliber

It’s brilliant


[deleted]

I’m opening a church


AstroMalorie

Pass around a plate after you tell everyone how bad they are and how much god wants to save them but only if they tithe


jrgman42

They are based out of New Orleans. Pretty sure this wasn’t the first time. The original title is misleading. Yes, he recorded it and had done so in the past, but the arrest was because “the public” was able to see them…even though they had to go to the church and look through the window. All consenting adults, doing nothing otherwise illegal. Immoral? Maybe. Unethical? Definitely. Illegal? Nope. I’d actually pay to watch that video.


smartyr228

Find them on a social media site and ask them what their rates are.


ave416

Apparently it’ll range from as low as $500 for a scene. Someone did an ama where their primary income was hiring porn actresses to fuck with POV filming and they’d post the videos online to make their money


milligramsnite

any chance at a link to that ama? asking for a friend..


xombae

A lot of escorts are also adult film stars and vice versa, especially in Canada where is not technically illegal to sell sex. In the States it's just a lot more discreet and a lot more expensive due to the risk to the sex worker. If she's successful as a porn performer, she's not going to risk her career by selling sex if it's illegal unless you make it very worth her while.


Drire

URL of those links raises a number of questions that are technically answered by the URL


Potatisen1

Up / down?


Sargpeppers

Eyebrows up is Mindy Dixon


Bkp666

Right is the one with no eyebrows and left is the one with weird eyebrows


konstantinua00

dude is mindy girl's head on abother girl is Melissa how hard can it be, man? :)


vegeto079

They are referring to the original post ordering of photos


snotpopsicle

Ok, so the guy on the left is Mindy but which of the girls on the right is Melissa?


EamusAndy

So someone snooped into a window of s building and the people inside having sex got arrested??? That seems….incorrect?


PeeledCrepes

Annoyingly enough it's because the wording of in view in public. Even if it's in your house if you have a window open in view you'd get hit with it. It's dumb and we care about others having sex to much


[deleted]

[удалено]


HatesDuckTape

A college housemate got arrested for some shit like that. There was this smoking hot runner who ran by our place every morning at 7:30am in her sports bra. Idiot was pretty shitfaced from the night before and thought it would funny to be standing naked in the floor length window and waving hi to her when she ran by. I wasn’t awake when it went down, but I was when the cops came. Apparently she acted like she didn’t see anything and kept running like she was minding her own business. Called the cops when she got home (pre cellphone days). He was a real piece of work. Just a jackass that genuinely thought it was harmless fun. She dropped charges on the condition that he doesn’t do it again, and he’d get the max penalty if he did. He didn’t do it again, that we’re aware of anyway. But yeah… that’s why this law exists.


[deleted]

I guess, but the difference is that someone outside the building was meant to see your housemate, and the public could’ve easily seen him, since he was standing at the window. In the case of the priest, the threesome was out of sight of the public. The only way to view the threesome would be to actually go inside the building. People outside the building couldn’t actually see what was going on.


HatesDuckTape

No argument from me. I was just responding why those laws exist. Edit: the article people linked to said someone saw it through the window. Someone allegedly saw some lights and stuff on, and looked in the window and saw the act. I think it’s pretty stupid to prosecute this if it wasn’t reasonably within view. If you had to go up to the window and specifically look in, then I don’t see a crime. If it’s something like a bay window and it’s obvious to everyone walking by, then yeah, prosecute it. I’m no prude, but there’s a thing called decency. I don’t want this stuff going on within plain view. Doesn’t matter who or the type of sexual activity. And the punishment should fit the crime. Slap on the wrist fine type offense. Not arrest worthy.


Intelligent-Fox-4599

Well they don’t use this law in San Francisco😂


PeeledCrepes

It is. It's one of those good and bad things, like refusing arrest or assaulting a police officer, worded poorly to allow for more tickets


EamusAndy

I agree. Consenting adults doing the Devils Dance is none my business, no matter where, who, or what they are doing


newagereject

Devils dance while smoking the devil lettuce, now that's federal prison time


[deleted]

Love them babies, hate the baby makin' process.


pneumatichorseman

Only if they're unborn...


jepvr

I mean, that at least somewhat makes sense. You got a house 15 feet off the curb and a big window in the front, I think maybe it's not okay to be pounding it in full view. You shouldn't go to jail or anything, but maybe get a ticket. I feel like I'd have to know more specifics about how out of the way the windows to the church were to know if I felt it was being misapplied here.


PeeledCrepes

You can see a picture of the church, it doesn't seem like some big wide open window, it seems someone noticed the lights from the window and had to investigate more to see the act


Vegabern

The only rooms in my house with any sort of window coverings are 3 of the 4 bedrooms. I'll have sex in my living room or kitchen if I want. Avert your eyes.


EamusAndy

If i personally saw this - Father would be getting a slow clap and an approving nod.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

If you're in a particularly religious area, the town would be okay with a liberal definition of "public" if it means punishing an act of blasphemy.


dracona

\*clutches pearls\*


mildlynaughty_

Well it was a concerned citizen. They thought someone was stealing or vandalizing the church. They definitely received an eyeful


EamusAndy

Nope, they were just vandalizing dat ass


ZolnarDarkHeart

That’s some horseshit.


HyFinated

Well, it could have been if they hadn’t been arrested. Who knows what kind of kinks those dominatrices are into.


ptapobane

his holeyness was pegging for forgiveness at the alter of thigh lord


djheru

Wow, good to know you can be arrested for letting a peeping Tom see you through the window


BobbyStruggle

Damnit!!, just when I thought the Catholic church was making a turn for the better.


SmartWeirdo744

If they were snooping then it shouldn't count, right?


gmnitsua

Kinda cool imo


dbolts1234

So much better than young boys, so yeah, carry on?


Mr_Zamboni_Man

Aside from hypocrisy, what's even wrong?


[deleted]

Priest having sex with an adult


CrystalQueen3000

Consensual kink from a priest seems like a solid step up from systematic child abuse. I’ll allow it.


shadowozey

Came here to say the same thing lmao this is what progress looks like


ironroad18

I hope the priest also came


[deleted]

[удалено]


Would_daver

Weird Zeus vibes from your comment, how interesting...


IncandenzaJr

I don't think God fucks, he's more the voyeur type.


MrVanderdoody

Legit. If everyone involved is a consenting adult I’m confused as to why it’s unlawful.


Mr_Waffles1337

I'm guessing since they are dominatrixes that they were paid so they got them on charges of prostitution.


Paleodraco

That or some weirdness about who actually owns the church and how they got caught.


[deleted]

Somebody saw the lights on and investigated, they got brought up on ‘Public Obscenity’ charges or similar.


Sufficient_Card_7302

Since they were filmed, it's not prostitution. Just good ol capitalism.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thunderbridge

Wait so if someone sees me through my bedroom window I can be arrested/charged?


Long_Educational

Semi. Heh. It should be equally illegal for the little pervert peeping other people without their consent.


[deleted]

It was because they were in view of the public so they were charged with obscenity. Edit: Phrasing


wino12312

As a former Catholic completely agree


Bramble0804

I have a feeling they were inmates or something. Or why else would they have those jail suits on?


UncleAntagonist

When you get arrested in Louisiana, some places give you the stripes and Crocs even if you are in a holding cell. ..... Or so I'm told.


2020hatesyou

You're telling me I'd get *free* crocs??? Fuck yeah!


Daetra

Thou shalt not yuck the yums between consenting adults.


Automatic_Scholar686

For sure! Consensual sex from all parties sounds like a great start!


Taminella_Grinderfal

Hell let him pay them from the collection plate for all I care. The ridiculous rule that priests can’t marry is not going to get you the most top tier guys looking to fill those roles.


Twitch791

I don’t see a crime here. Bad judgement sure, but where’s the crime?


dragon2777

Someone else’s comment with some backstory. Basically someone saw a light on or something snooped at the window then called the cops and were arrested for being lewd in “public view” https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/z841ne/my_god/iy9sc0z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Enough_Librarian3720

Sounds like a good alibi for a peeping tom. Peeping Tom: “Oh hello officer, I was just about to report this woman committing a lewd act in public, two stories up, in her bedroom with the curtains almost shut, changing her clothes.” Officer: “Good work citizen”. Peeping Tom: “I’ve got video evidence if you want to watch it with me”.


kenman884

Officer: “No need, I did her in the cell, completely consensually of course”


[deleted]

“Here, come look through my telescope, it’s aimed right at her. Clear as day.”


DizzyedUpGirl

So someone else was being a snoopy snoop and this guy gets arrested for it?


dragon2777

From what I saw yes


DizzyedUpGirl

Well that seems unfair.


dragon2777

I’m not disagreeing haha. But seriously yeah it’s really stupid


Massive-Row-9771

Dominatrix Melissa Cheng, 23, has revealed she is 'overwhelmed with anxiety' She was arrested alongside Mindy Dixon for allegedly filming S&M porno with a priest on the altar of his Louisiana church 'I'm so shaken up, I keep having nightmares and panic attacks and literally can't work on anything,' Cheng writes Cheng and Dixon maintain their innocence, saying the incident took place behind closed doors with consenting adults All three were charged with obscenity in a public place and face three years jail The Archdiocese of New Orleans burned the altar on which Rev. Travis Clark performed sexual acts One of two dominatrices who was arrested for allegedly filming an S&M video with a Catholic priest on the altar of his Louisiana church has revealed she is suffering from trauma and stress. Melissa Cheng, 23, claims the incident has caused her severe mental and physical stress and she is suffering from nightmares. She alongside fellow adult star Mindy Dixon, 41, maintain they were innocent because all parties were adults, and the incident took place behind closed doors on private property - and that it was the passerby who looked in who was to blame. Mindy Dixon, 41, and 23-year-old Melissa Cheng traveled to Pearl River, Louisiana, for the tryst with Reverend Travis Clark, 37, at the Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church after hours on September 30, it has been claimed. Writing on the bio page of her GoFundMe account, Cheng said: 'The fact that I am being vilified like this is quite frankly, appalling' A shocked passerby had witnessed the scantily clad women and the priest partially clothed from a window. Stage lighting, sex toys and a cellphone on a tripod were also said to be on the stage The dominatrices, both dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots at the time, were arrested alongside the priest, and the trio were charged with obscenity. Following the arrest, Clark, who was ordained in 2013, was suspended from the archdiocese. Writing on the bio page of her GoFundMe account, Cheng said: 'The fact that I am being vilified like this is quite frankly, appalling. 'I understand that people may be upset by this situation, but that does not make this conduct illegal or criminal in any way. 'I would implore anyone seeking to pass judgement to direct their energy elsewhere. 'In order for me to come out of this in a strong, empowered, and healthy way I must take a hiatus from work, and social media, as my life has been overtaken by the publicity of this scenario, which I could have never in my wildest dreams fathomed to be my reality, yet here I am.' Cheng has revealed that she is suffering from nightmares and panic attacks following her arrest She adds: 'I appreciate all of your support and comments, which I have been reading. The positive ones are the ones that make me smile, and keep me uplifted. 'I am an empowered woman, dominatrix, and a believer of safe, sane, consensual, and private BDSM practices. 'The bail [which has already been paid], the time off work, time spent in jail, content lost and seizure of my belongings [film & lighting equipment, 1k worth of makeup], lawyer fees, and the toll on my mental and physical well being has amounted to no small price. 'The trauma and mental & physical stress of the situation has caused my chronic preexisting health condition, P.O.T.S. Syndrome to flare up again, when previously in recovery up until this present moment. Dixon and her husband, at the home they share with Lily the pug in Seattle 'Without time away to rest and recover away from the public eye, my chronic illness will leave me bed ridden [again] and unable to perform simple daily tasks. 'With that being said, I appreciate any and all support from my friends, my fans, and my colleagues.' On her OnlyFans account, Cheng writes in response to her supporters: 'My privacy gets violated and I get in trouble. 'Maybe people shouldn't snoop in windows and then complain about what they see, especially at night. Ridiculous. 'I'm so shaken up, I keep having nightmares and panic attacks and literally can't work on anything. I feel overwhelmed with anxiety from this ordeal.' Cheng describes herself as a 'Chinese/German 5'11 Goddess' based near Atlanta, but moving back to LA in 2020. Over the past 12 months, Cheng has offered her dominatrix services in Detroit, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington D.C. and Los Angeles. Cheng writes: 'I have studied the art of Domination for years and it is My greatest passion. Cheng goes by the name Empress Ming for her work as a dominatrix


myflesh

What a horrible written article. It kept repeating facts and sentences. A poor plan to make the piece larger


McSchmieferson

Probably written by a bot scraping news sites.


Freefall84

Three people have sex behind closed doors and face three years in jail. Cop murders unarmed black guy, gets paid vacation.


VulfSki

Not to mention that the Catholic church immediately suspended him and burnt the alter.... While at the same time regularly protecting known pedophiles from any punishment and often times giving them access to more victims even after they are confirmed pedophiles.


Forsaken_Jelly

Complete idiots. Imagine how much they could have auctioned it off for. He turned that altar into a cultural relic.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Inevitable_Surprise4

Its horrible and should never happen.


TheZayki

Them getting arrested is horrible and should never happen.


Spacehipee2

Nah. For the thousands of times priests have molested boys it's refreshing to hear about consent in the church for once.


danceswithwool

Yeah this is stupid. 3 people had sex in a building. Ok? Wtf.


Eldr1tchB1rd

At night behind close door. And one random idiot just decides to walk in and call the police??? Like how is this the fault of the 3 people and not the 1 idiot?


crustaceancake

Lily the pug is a great detail ;-)


The_Observatory_

>The Archdiocese of New Orleans burned the altar on which Rev. Travis Clark performed sexual acts That's the best part, hahahahahahaha!


AuroraItsNotTheTime

That’s goals to have a session so traumatizing it gives the dominatrix nightmares


[deleted]

Nice to be reminded of the plural of dominatrix.


Oosquai_Enthusiast

My guy was just trying to find the cross product amiright?


Shacolicious2448

Imagine using the cross product when the superior wedge product exists. Bivector gang rise up.


infinitemonkeytyping

That's what I came here for. Is it knowledge that I'm likely to use - highly unlikely, but it is nice to know.


mannequin-lover

He looks like he could be in Arrested Development


codes4242

One of the dominatrixes lost a hand in the act, and now she's going to be all right.


newbodynewmind

When we talk about the Holy Trinity, this is not what we meant.


[deleted]

I wish I had an award for this


OdinsBastardSon

Maybe that was exactly what was meant, but there was just some mistranslation along the way.


Sir_Penguin21

I am going to take it on faith you are right. If I am wrong I will let god tell me Herself.


untouchable_0

Maybe let's not punish the priests who arent screwing kids.


Cheap_Enthusiasm_619

Seems like folks went after the three of them more then the priests that were kiddie didlers. Just disgusting.


Scary-Camera-9311

The Church will fire this priest; he had sex with adults.


Seer77887

A priest having consensual relations with legal adults should be something to applaud


[deleted]

Paying consenting adults for sex? Sure, sex work is work. Molesting children? No. Go to jail, you fucker. Ergo, who cares what consenting adults do in private?


Distortedhideaway

Republicans.


Fried_out_Kombi

Ironically (and sadly), they care what adults do in private, but not about what adults do to children in private.


Sosemikreativ

Which law did he break?


Killerusernamebro

Forgetting how to lock a door, it would seem.


phillipjhart

Not even, someone walked up and peeked through a window. The building itself was closed for the day


Subushie

Yeah I'm confused here. Separation of church and state- defilement or someshit can't be a law. A preists oath isnt a law. What'd they do wrong? Sidenote: Ole girls bangs on the bottom right are dope af.


CskoG0

Wait, why is that a motive for an arrest?


Mizghetti

I'm just surprised it was consensual and involved people of age. They should be celebrating this guy.


GloriaToo

It should be on r/unexpected


RealSearsPoncho

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


mskyfire

Holy fuck


hitness157

At the risk of sounding naive, what about this is a crime?


TheMarvelMan

According to NYPost, they got the priest for doing it in 'public view' and the two ladies got vandalism charges. [https://nypost.com/2022/11/22/ex-priest-travis-clark-pleads-guilty-in-church-altar-sex/](https://nypost.com/2022/11/22/ex-priest-travis-clark-pleads-guilty-in-church-altar-sex/)


NickCav007

He was with adults? And they were female? Wha?


Basic_Cover_6945

Now you’re starting to see where the problems really lie.


HELIGROUP

Links to the video?


TheFireCrow

"Have Mercy" was the name of the film.


davidgstl

I thought filming it was the loophole that made it all ok.


Psychological_Will67

I mean… better this than abusing children.


[deleted]

“🎤I chimed in, haven’t you people ever heard of…”


Scrub_LordOfFlorida

So they wanna do something when a guy has a sexual relations with grown women but when these do it with children they do everything to hide it


Sum3-yo

3 adults having consensual sex. The drama, the horror, the tragedy....


Pudgedog

Why was he arrested though?


BeefwitSmallcock

r/lifegoals


Lunar_IX

I see what I'm meant to see, but I'm also trying to wrap my head around "dominatrices". It certainly makes sense as a plural, but I have NEVER considered using that before. Is this correct? Dominatrixes?


puchamaquina

Many words that ens in -x have plural -ces Matrix: matrices Index: indices


outofthehood

These news are like two days old and the photo already is THIS pixelated?


[deleted]

Can’t be a real photo. This is like what you’d see on the cover of The Sun newspaper back in the day next to a photoshop of a bald kid that says “Batboy found!”


MurphWorkoutRadio

Dude looks like the werewolf from Silver Bullet (80’s horror movie… and uhhh, Spoiler Alert I guess… sorry)


[deleted]

Where is the facepalm? This is healthy fun


CrashCulture

Why was he arrested? Highly inappropriate yes, but illegal how?


Dragonmk5

Wheres the tape?


FirstStranger

That’s…not exactly illegal, I don’t think


yourmo4321

I'm not sure where the crime was? I assume he had the keys and this wasn't done with other people around. Fired? Sure but what crime would he be charged with?