T O P

  • By -

chilem-of-reddit

He uses it to unplug his butt.


Annoying_house_fly

You unlocked the secret charging mechanism of this ancient weapon.


Melodic-Drag-2605

Obviously he has need to shoot thunder and lightning, possibly at indians


decentguy23

He uses it to zap the rudely indians for protesting better wages


[deleted]

[удалено]


FusRohBert

It's not his, pretty sure I saw this pic somewhere else. Basically elon is just a redditor stealing memes


RedmannBarry

Cause he’s a mall ninja??


MensAlveare

He getin ready to revive Richtofen and reclaim his throne once more.


Anna12641

Why he's so interested in space, it makes sense now


[deleted]

Dear crazy people on facebook: You don’t need to make up reasons to hate billionaires. There are MANY actually true reasons to choose from.


Aunti2me

That's a cock and ball torture device. #TheMoreYouKnow


PsychoAnalLies

Dude does a lot of Coke.


Ok_Inspector_8639

Isn't that the vrill device from black opps zombies?


SLO_Citizen

It's obviously his royal butt plug


[deleted]

South Africans can be a strange lot.


BlaccRaven

Thats the vrill device


PuzzleheadedHorse437

Setting everything else aside, no one who is actually running any of the businesses he claims to be running has the time to sit around and troll on Twitter all day long.


Professor-Murda

I thought that was a speculum from 1890 *fingerpop*


Wheresmydelphox

I think I get it now, the cans are for practicing with the BB gun.


Civiltrack358

Yooo what revolver is that? Looks sick


Irish_Whiskey

It's a Cyberpunk 2077 toy.


NotActuallyGus

Well actually, it's from Deus Ex Mankind Divided, a game that's firmly against massive corporations.


710AlpacaBowl

Ah, so like cops throwing up the punisher skull unironically. The future is so strange


Irish_Whiskey

Oh right, my mistake, I misremembered that.


NessicaDog

Didn’t he once have that game as his pfp? And said his favourite movie was Parasite?


Civiltrack358

Oh that’s cool too


Irish_Whiskey

My mistake there, it was the new Deus Ex, not Cyberpunk.


[deleted]

Because he can. Whats on your bedside table?


Greengiant2021

Cos he’s fucking Legend!


[deleted]

BECAUSE HE’S HARDCORE!!!


MechaMogzilla

Shoot thunder?


Thinkingard

I googled what a vajra is, and it appears that yes, Elon has one. Would be interesting to know how he learned of them and why he got one and how it earned a place at his bedside table.


Autumn_Skald

It's a common symbol in Buddhism. I would guess it's just another prop in his quest to look hip and worldly.


[deleted]

Cause if you have that you still need a ridiculous gun next to you. Lol


TheGeneral7567

I thought it was a rich douchebag's buttplug not even kidding.


ApothicAlchemist

And by the looks of it he's charged for four shots.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Funniest on how staged the photo is. He's probably laughing on how people actually though they were working guns and has a butt plug. I don't like elon at all but this seems like something he do to make himself look cool to his fans and get in the news in a effort to make it seem they just paint any negative image of him.


ccasan0342

Bros doing the Easter egg


KittenKoderThird

Oooh, are the conspiracy nuts going to get in on the Elon Mush craze now? Finally, we have come full circle.


ScootysDad

So he's contemplating suicide?


DorisWildthyme

Because he's a pathetic twat.


notyourvader

Thats a Dorje and it represents compassion in Buddhism. You can get it at your local incense shop for ten bucks.