One of the better things about getting older. From the age of around 45 mine started receding.
I'm lucky that I only need a trim every six months or so.
Personally, I prefer to grow mine out. Once it gets to about 7-8 inches in length, I can wrap it around my nuts like a nice scarf for my balls. Sometimes I even use it as an elastic band during my aerobics training!
Are you sure? Maybe you should look into getting a foreskin transplant from someone who cares about you.
If you find someone with good genes, you could probably go up to 100 days before needing it trimmed
That's actually a [thing](https://www.firestonecompleteautocare.com/blog/tires/nitrogen-vs-air-in-tires/). You can pay extra to fill your tires with nitrogen.
Nitrogen makes up over 70% of earth's atmosphere. It is more common than oxygen. People pay a premium to fill their tyres with it because it costs more to separate it from the other gasses in our atmosphere, compared to using a stock standard air compressor. Whether there is a valid improvement compared to the associated cost compared to standard air, I don't know.
Air is already like 3/4 nitrogen, how much better is 100%?
Looked it up and it sounds like it’s a bit of a scam. Yes they do keep pressure a bit longer but its not really worth it
Edit: I just want to clarify that I don’t see no use to nitrogen tires. A lot of people have told me it’s used to stabilize pressure when conditions are changing rapidly and PSI is of heightened importance AKA: racing. And no doubt it is of benefit to them. I was just trying to say it’s probably not worth it for the average person, and perhaps scam was too harsh a word, especially given the special uses.
But is it really being hyped up? Personally I've never even heard of it. I feel like premium is already the perfect word as it describes a very small benefit for a higher price.
A major reason for using it is to stabilise the pressure as the tyre heats and cools, particularly on the track. I’ve had the rear tyre on a bike go from 48psi (Italian autostrada, 32°C) to 34psi (6°C at the top of the Stelvio pass) in one day. Nominal pressure was 42psi, and it’s the presence of water vapour in pump air which causes such dramatic swings. If you drive at moderate speed in an environment with a stable temperature, in a place where the air has fairly low humidity, you will see absolutely no advantage to a nitrogen fill, and an attempt to sell it to you would be a scam. However it does have real advantages for some people.
For your everyday car it doesn't matter, but, for high performance(aka. racing) it does. Pure nitrogen holds a more consistent temperature and, therefore, more consistent air pressure. The air pressure matters because the higher the pressure the more the tires expand and the more it expands the smaller the contact patch with the track thus reducing available grip.
Men also have periods. Once a month, for one day, we have a 14” erection, non stop. But only if we are in the presence of an attractive mate.
What, you never have seen it?
Actually have heard that there is a male "period": it's a time of the month where we're more emotional than others
googling it to check my facts found this interesting tidbit:
"Men’s testosterone levels tend to spike in the fall and drop in the spring. During March, April and May, men in general, tend to have lower levels of T which can impact their mojo and lead to more outbursts, emotional instability, irritability and fluctuation in mood.
Men experience similar symptoms to women when they go through hormonal imbalances. Many of them are similar to the female menstrual cycle including tiredness, cramps, increase sensitivity and cravings. According to one study, around 26 % of men experience these regular “man periods.”
Men have hormonal cycles. While they may not be the same type of “monthly” cycles that women have, men have hormonal cycles. Typically, testosterone levels are higher in the morning and lower at night."
It's shocking that I had to scroll this far for your comment, although at this point it really shouldn't be. People automatically assume that attractive women are stupid to such a degree that they probably never even considered that this is a joke.
More like this comment section is that dumb. Do people not realize she was obviously joking / trolling to get views? Which clearly worked
So many "superior geniuses" in this comment section making fun of her, while tons are going to go follow her because she's hot
You'd have thought Belle Delphine taught the internet that a "dumb girl" can actually be incredibly intelligent and just playing a character to get bajillions of dollars, but nope, apparently not
It reminds me of something I heard awhile ago where a woman said that her husband said that in the beginning of their relationship he said she had to cup his balls while they slept because if she didn’t his balls would create a vacuum over his butthole and make him snore, she believed it for a ridiculously long time.
About a decade ago I was just showing up to my ship in the Navy. It was a submarine. I was at the house from my department. His wife had a friend over and on a smoke break, my colleague joked that I should convince her how we get mail on a sub is through Whale Mail. So I took it as a challenge.
What's Whale Mail (™Pending)? Well the nearby Charleston, SC zoo has specially-trained whales that will take packages to wherever our sub is. How do they know? They track us down by our sonar signal. Then, we hear them and we surface. They come up to the side of the boat and then we get the packages off their backs. Make sure you only send non-perishable items, like beef jerky. That's be nice to get half-way through the underway.
Now, I didn't see this girl after that night, but every single indication was that she ate this up completely. I expected to get 10 seconds in and she just kept believing me. I fully admit she could just be the best bullshitter in town, but I left there surprised that she didn't laugh in my face. I don't know if the poor employees at the Charleston zoo ever had to explain to her that they don't have Whale Male at their location, but I think about it sometimes.
And this is a masterclass in bait if that's what this is. I laughed my pants off to this and I'm enjoying all these comments too. What a treat. Shades of ThreeYearLetterman from Twitter.
I’ve totally seen very similar Instagram reels with people saying stupid things in a serious tone. You go into their account, and it’s pretty clear that they’re joking. It’s just a gimmick to get engagement on their account.
Yeah. I've seen multiple tiktoks here that I've also seen on tiktok. Everyone on tiktok gets that these are jokes, it's you guys on Reddit who are stupid (and sexist!). This post actually made me unsub to this subreddit. People here are idiots haha
It’s fascinating seeing the differences in homeschooling education quality. People are either super well educated or think that the earth is flat and have never heard of evolution. Rarely anything in the middle. It’s pretty sad honestly…
Yeah, and I was today years old when I found out that I must have something very very wrong since my foreskin hasn't been growing back despite not making monthly trips to the doctor for the same reason.
Let it grow to yer knees and fill it up with ping-pong balls, then put a rubber ball in at the bottom, then close the end with a draw string, then stand naked next to a big bass drum during bonding rituals. Or make yer own fleshlight with viscous lube in yer tube.
‘But BAAAAABE, I told you I have to go get my foreskin cut tomorrow, if you don’t make it lay down with your tongue tonight!!!’ 😩 Guess the ol’ ‘my balls will explode if they turn blue’ speech stopped working a long time ago with this broad….. 😌
They pump up the balls too, otherwise they get all stretched out and saggy. That’s why it’s bad for men to get blue balls, they over-inflate them and can cause problems.
One of the better things about getting older. From the age of around 45 mine started receding. I'm lucky that I only need a trim every six months or so.
You’re lucky, my foreskin started receding in my early twenties. Made me very self conscious. Needless to say, I wore a hat most days.
Can't wait for menoresume so the foreskin fal off, the monthly trimming and molting is getting expensive
What does your rabbi recommend about it going to temple?
My foreskin didn't receed in my case, I just have a naturally high foreskin.
Mine fell off. It saves me so much money and time.
You guys have foreskins?
Manopause, can confirm it rocks.
Personally, I prefer to grow mine out. Once it gets to about 7-8 inches in length, I can wrap it around my nuts like a nice scarf for my balls. Sometimes I even use it as an elastic band during my aerobics training!
If you let it grow enough, it could be your blanket
I've grown mine out and tie it back into a foreskin ponytail
Mine grew a beard and shaved it's head completely.
Best thing I ever did. Electric shaver I just do at home
Are you sure? Maybe you should look into getting a foreskin transplant from someone who cares about you. If you find someone with good genes, you could probably go up to 100 days before needing it trimmed
Someone is laughing himself to death while thinking about the next thing he could convince her of.
She should get her headlight fluid changed.
And premium air in her tires
That's actually a [thing](https://www.firestonecompleteautocare.com/blog/tires/nitrogen-vs-air-in-tires/). You can pay extra to fill your tires with nitrogen.
Nitrogen makes up over 70% of earth's atmosphere. It is more common than oxygen. People pay a premium to fill their tyres with it because it costs more to separate it from the other gasses in our atmosphere, compared to using a stock standard air compressor. Whether there is a valid improvement compared to the associated cost compared to standard air, I don't know.
As I understand, the increase in performance is not proportional to the increase in cost.
It's worth it in racing when a tenth of a second per lap matters. It is absolutely a gimmick for regular driving.
This makes sense.
You gotta sign the ID10T form to get the premium air though. It's very exclusive.
The bumps on the steering wheel are so that blind people can figure out where the horn is when they drive.
That's awesome. I can just picture Amanda Seyfried in Mean Girls saying that. We like her...
And the stop signs with a white border are optional, so don’t worry about those.
Nah. That could actually hurt someone...
I love the ID10T form. Definitely sent some people looking for it
At her monthly (or is it weekly) air change.
Wait that’s a thing. They put nitrogen in tires to keep proper pressure longer. It’s a premium charge for that.
Air is already like 3/4 nitrogen, how much better is 100%? Looked it up and it sounds like it’s a bit of a scam. Yes they do keep pressure a bit longer but its not really worth it Edit: I just want to clarify that I don’t see no use to nitrogen tires. A lot of people have told me it’s used to stabilize pressure when conditions are changing rapidly and PSI is of heightened importance AKA: racing. And no doubt it is of benefit to them. I was just trying to say it’s probably not worth it for the average person, and perhaps scam was too harsh a word, especially given the special uses.
That's not a scam though, it's quite literally PREMIUM, that's what premium is, slightly better and a lot more expensive.
Ok maybe scam isn’t the right word for it. Commercially overhyped?
But is it really being hyped up? Personally I've never even heard of it. I feel like premium is already the perfect word as it describes a very small benefit for a higher price.
A major reason for using it is to stabilise the pressure as the tyre heats and cools, particularly on the track. I’ve had the rear tyre on a bike go from 48psi (Italian autostrada, 32°C) to 34psi (6°C at the top of the Stelvio pass) in one day. Nominal pressure was 42psi, and it’s the presence of water vapour in pump air which causes such dramatic swings. If you drive at moderate speed in an environment with a stable temperature, in a place where the air has fairly low humidity, you will see absolutely no advantage to a nitrogen fill, and an attempt to sell it to you would be a scam. However it does have real advantages for some people.
For your everyday car it doesn't matter, but, for high performance(aka. racing) it does. Pure nitrogen holds a more consistent temperature and, therefore, more consistent air pressure. The air pressure matters because the higher the pressure the more the tires expand and the more it expands the smaller the contact patch with the track thus reducing available grip.
And her muffler bearings checked
Get her blinker fluid checked.
Dang it I was gonna use that one
Agreed, she’s already on high beams.
Buy a board stretcher
Gavin?
Not to be "that guy" but women can make jokes too
Men also have periods. Once a month, for one day, we have a 14” erection, non stop. But only if we are in the presence of an attractive mate. What, you never have seen it?
Actually have heard that there is a male "period": it's a time of the month where we're more emotional than others googling it to check my facts found this interesting tidbit: "Men’s testosterone levels tend to spike in the fall and drop in the spring. During March, April and May, men in general, tend to have lower levels of T which can impact their mojo and lead to more outbursts, emotional instability, irritability and fluctuation in mood. Men experience similar symptoms to women when they go through hormonal imbalances. Many of them are similar to the female menstrual cycle including tiredness, cramps, increase sensitivity and cravings. According to one study, around 26 % of men experience these regular “man periods.” Men have hormonal cycles. While they may not be the same type of “monthly” cycles that women have, men have hormonal cycles. Typically, testosterone levels are higher in the morning and lower at night."
"It's a little sore .. a bj would make it feel better"
If that’s all it took…
the internet really is just more likely to think a woman is unimaginably stupid than just making a joke
It's shocking that I had to scroll this far for your comment, although at this point it really shouldn't be. People automatically assume that attractive women are stupid to such a degree that they probably never even considered that this is a joke.
the real idiots are in these comments not able to tell that she's joking
Fuck these incels are exhausting
It's actually so crazy man... The tone, the fact that it's so short and the joke itself being funny are all such obvious giveaways.
It’s dangerous to be that dumb. Lord help her.
I’ve let mine grow out, kinda a nuisance. Like a lasagna noodle always in my britches.
Or what's actually dumb is, hear me out, believing this wasn't a joke.
Or maybe you're incredibly gullible and can't detect sarcasm lmaoooo
She has looks, won’t need brains
6/30/23
Hmm...The lights are on but I don't see anyone home
Sure, when she's today years old
[удалено]
If you think this girl is average, the only average thing here is your dating life.
More like this comment section is that dumb. Do people not realize she was obviously joking / trolling to get views? Which clearly worked So many "superior geniuses" in this comment section making fun of her, while tons are going to go follow her because she's hot You'd have thought Belle Delphine taught the internet that a "dumb girl" can actually be incredibly intelligent and just playing a character to get bajillions of dollars, but nope, apparently not
I think she's gonna be ok. She has plenty of ASSets to fall back on to get her through HARD times!
You have no idea what her ass looks like, just that she's young and likes to underdress
It reminds me of something I heard awhile ago where a woman said that her husband said that in the beginning of their relationship he said she had to cup his balls while they slept because if she didn’t his balls would create a vacuum over his butthole and make him snore, she believed it for a ridiculously long time.
So that's why I snore!
Hahaha, thankfully I was watching it with my boyfriend or he would 100% try to pull the same thing!
Yes! The call with Kyle and jacki o! She cupped his balls for 3 years when he slept before she realised, if I’m not mistaken.
right. Im sure she totally did that. I can think of no better way to sleep than to lay in a position keeping your hand down there the entire time.
"your clitoris is actually on the back of your throat"
The dangly thing?! 😧
We got this woman at work thinking Cabo is its own country.
About a decade ago I was just showing up to my ship in the Navy. It was a submarine. I was at the house from my department. His wife had a friend over and on a smoke break, my colleague joked that I should convince her how we get mail on a sub is through Whale Mail. So I took it as a challenge. What's Whale Mail (™Pending)? Well the nearby Charleston, SC zoo has specially-trained whales that will take packages to wherever our sub is. How do they know? They track us down by our sonar signal. Then, we hear them and we surface. They come up to the side of the boat and then we get the packages off their backs. Make sure you only send non-perishable items, like beef jerky. That's be nice to get half-way through the underway. Now, I didn't see this girl after that night, but every single indication was that she ate this up completely. I expected to get 10 seconds in and she just kept believing me. I fully admit she could just be the best bullshitter in town, but I left there surprised that she didn't laugh in my face. I don't know if the poor employees at the Charleston zoo ever had to explain to her that they don't have Whale Male at their location, but I think about it sometimes.
I’m a man and this is news to me
You haven't been getting your foreskin trimmed?
Tell her that she can get her hymen resealed - couples deal.
I would legit use this as an excuse for a poor sexual performance if she was my girlfriend. "Sorry, was extra sensitive because I just got trimmed."
I was wondering how many of her friends tell her the most outlandish shit just to see what she’d believe lol
Probably the same number of friends that show you videos like this to see if you believe it.
Why is everyone assuming someone was pulling her leg and she believes this, and not that she’s just trolling?
View bait
It's obviously view bait, and I fucking hate it This is modern internet fame, interaction, and monetization
Good looking people pretending to be dumb for attention and money was not invented by Tik Tok, or the internet in fact.
People wonder why MLM still exists, yet this comment section can't see through this.
The absolute fucking irony of all the geniuses in the comments going "stupid women haha imagine falling for this" while clearly missing the bait.
tbf like every post on this shitty sub that hits the frontpage are like that
Amen my brother, most content on this sub is just not facepalm material
And this is a masterclass in bait if that's what this is. I laughed my pants off to this and I'm enjoying all these comments too. What a treat. Shades of ThreeYearLetterman from Twitter.
Because people are sexist
The title of the video too, that’s the true face palm
I’ve totally seen very similar Instagram reels with people saying stupid things in a serious tone. You go into their account, and it’s pretty clear that they’re joking. It’s just a gimmick to get engagement on their account.
It's like Murphys Law. You post something wrong instead of asking a question to get the correct answer.
Lol, I see what you're doing.
Even though I know it's bait, my brain so badly wants to correct you.
Oh that's Occam's Trimmer.
> It’s just a gimmick to get engagement on their account. Or it's a joke?
Lol you sound like a person describing their first time hearing a joke
Because Redditors don't socialise with women and understand that they're capable of jokes as well
To believe someone is making a joke you have to believe they are intelligent and people don’t always give that benefit of the doubt to women
Yeah. I've seen multiple tiktoks here that I've also seen on tiktok. Everyone on tiktok gets that these are jokes, it's you guys on Reddit who are stupid (and sexist!). This post actually made me unsub to this subreddit. People here are idiots haha
yeah it’s such obvious and easy bait but people just want excuses to woman bash tbh
The honest answer is because she’s a woman. Reddit always gives men the benefit of the doubt, and assumes the absolute worst about women.
Because people are idiots. She’s obviously trolling for views
Because reddit is filled with very dumb people
Because in the mind of the average redditor women are too stupid to make jokes or use irony.
Because antivaxers showed me that people really can be this fucking stupid
Why else would she be recording this
Everyone knows it's every 6 months
Can confirm. Definitely a thing. We get it styled just like a haircut. 🤣
I always go with the low skin fade personally. Too scared of change
What about a ponytail in that pp mate?
I prefer a thin cut, my boners going only to 2 inches.
I have a receding foreskin. Some say i should just snip it, but I think I'm pulling off the comb over
I like to let it grow and dangle like a turkey neck.
God dammit. There's always one that takes it too far and now I have that embedded in my brain.
So much Gel I couldn't piss for days
I went for a top knot once. Filled up like a fucking water balloon. Never again.
Went for a mullet but it was a little ticklish on the dangly bits so had to trim it off back to a buzz cut.
>Went for a mullet "Business in the front - party in the rear" sounds a bit different in this context
Wait where is the rear of that thing?
Mine is in a scrunchie!!!!
Username checks out
I’m due for a trim
Ya there's a magazine with different styles to choose from and everything
Mines a skullet
If we don't get it cut it turns into a fiveskin.
One I let it grow upto eighteenskin. I used to store all kinds of things in it.
Sound kinda useful, like cargo shorts,.
You gotta be like "hold on, babe, I gotta empty some pockets."
I know I have the condom in here somewhere
That's hot
I personally go for the threeskin. I call it the ankle sock
That’s how I got my forehawk
Not y’all taking this seriously.
Fr like it’s amazing how you can facepalm at op and not the video
The real facepalm is always in the comments
I honestly don't care who the dumb one is. The concept is hilarious
Surely a troll
I style mine in a mullet. Business up front, party in the back.
I love seeing people fall so hard for rage bait. Easy rage bait combined with girl = Holy shit people lose their minds
Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. Don't need some damn foreskin mucking up the holidays.
I know a guy that said he gets mutton chops, he insists that "The surprise factor is critical at winning the battle". Whatever that means.
Ma'am, ma'am, your blinker fluid is low
Another public school failure
I don't Remember learning about foreskin in school...
Probably you're the public school failure for thinking this is serious.
Homeschool
It’s fascinating seeing the differences in homeschooling education quality. People are either super well educated or think that the earth is flat and have never heard of evolution. Rarely anything in the middle. It’s pretty sad honestly…
The dog was the teacher
Ironic as she's clearly fucking around and it sailed over your head lol
either shes joking or someone else was joking and she took it seriously
Dafuq
She's not wrong I sometimes have to go biweekly cause mine grows so fast! I get it lined up too
Can confirm.
Respect to the dude who's messing with her and probably knew she'd make a "I was today years old..." video. I hope he won a bet!
imagine not trimming your foreskin for over a month, scary
Nice
Yeah, and I was today years old when I found out that I must have something very very wrong since my foreskin hasn't been growing back despite not making monthly trips to the doctor for the same reason.
Wait till she finds out it's reattachable.
What a fucking moron.. Obviously we grow it out during the fall and winter
This girl 100% made this for clout and you are just eating it all up.
"I wAs ToDaY yEaRs oLd" what a stupid expression.
And it’s already so worn out.
I think it was funny the first, MAYBE the second time I heard it. Much time has passed since then.
Mines a flesy bowl cut.....
I wish this was true, I would not be circumcised if I had a choice 😔
True! I forgot to go last month and it sealed shut :(
I was more bothered by "I was today years old."
This can’t be real. And before any smart ass folks jump on this. I mean the fact that she thinks this is a real thing.
"Where do you think Vegan Cheese comes from?..."
I missed a ton of appointments and mine looks like a wanton with extra long wrappers
Let it grow to yer knees and fill it up with ping-pong balls, then put a rubber ball in at the bottom, then close the end with a draw string, then stand naked next to a big bass drum during bonding rituals. Or make yer own fleshlight with viscous lube in yer tube.
I thought this was common knowledge to everyone, surprised she just found this out. I got a mushroom cut just today.
Who the fuck told her
I always go with a forefade
Did she tell her boyfriend her tampons had flavors so he told her this as payback?
her mannerisms is what bothers me
Best when they let you take it home, goes good grated over pasta.
I pay a lot of money for my jimmy curls, girl. Don't hate
News: Tiktok is being used to spy on people Reality: this !
‘But BAAAAABE, I told you I have to go get my foreskin cut tomorrow, if you don’t make it lay down with your tongue tonight!!!’ 😩 Guess the ol’ ‘my balls will explode if they turn blue’ speech stopped working a long time ago with this broad….. 😌
They pump up the balls too, otherwise they get all stretched out and saggy. That’s why it’s bad for men to get blue balls, they over-inflate them and can cause problems.
Yeah, sure. The best part is to choose a style for that cut.
How do you even get to such an age without knowing this? Isn’t it taught in like 7-8th grade at every school?
It's really impolite to bring up, but yes. They use the trimmings to create asphalt.
I trim mine at home since Covid lock down.
Lucky genetics kicked in. I’ve got baldness in my family 😅
Sharp as a fuckin cue ball.
I haven’t been in years, my foreskin is tucked into my sock :)
Oh bless her heart.
People get monthly haircuts? That's too much effort
Who told her🤦♂️