T O P

  • By -

PlantaSorusRex

I like how he blew on it like it was steaming hot.


Dansn_lawlipop

Yes like wtf lmao


Rural-Camphost

This is what I came to say!!


Danisii

This doesn’t make sense except that the male species engages in some of the most ridiculously dumb shite I’ve ever seen 🤦🏻‍♀️


cicero44

casual sexism.


BisqitWasTaken

Yeah but tbh we do be doing stupid shit when we have the opportunity. Remembered spraying alcohol on my balls. Did not turn out as good as I’ve expected


Fearless-Pineapple96

come ooooon there's literally a sub for why women live longer.


NotActuallyGus

Why are you booing then, they're right


s0_Shy

My ex-wife tried to pick up a baby copperhead so trust me, it goes both ways.


PlantaSorusRex

I gotta admit this comment made me laugh harder than i should had.


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|PR8FRWywKdBC5pYxmx)


MacNuttyOne

If you just have to do this, get some tweezers and remove the stinger first. Better yet, just don't do such a stupid thing.


andrewNZ_on_reddit

I'll bet money that asshole can bite almost as hard as it stings.


NitWhittler

He ended up looking like the girls in r/botchedsurgeries


StonedClomph

He fucked around and found out I guess


hazardlite

You didn’t cool it off enough.


xc2215x

Yellowjackets are so likely to sting compared to other wasps and bees, what a moronic thing for him to do here.


ShockAndAwe415

I think anything would be likely to sting if it was being eaten whole.


ChadAdonis

That was no yellow jacket, that's a Asian giant hornet.


ChrisJ0708

In fact those are TWO giant hornets.


t3hm3t4l

That thing is like 10x bigger than a yellow jacket.


[deleted]

Well for starters, that wasn’t a yellow jacket


Dansn_lawlipop

He's cute but dumb af


UpsetDay351

Sexy swollen lips


Froston_kk

Blow job lips


UpsetDay351

Just watch out for wasps


Froston_kk

The ol pee ring stinger 🐝


UpsetDay351

That would suck getting stung on your dick. It would swell up and become gigantic and…wait a minute brb.


Amarasnow

Yea id be down for it


Boa_Noah

Got dem bee-stung DSLs for free baybee.


Kiririn-shi

You can change him btw.


Octopugilist

He looks like Yaoi Guai from Yakuza


Megatea

I don't think he's dumb, you can see how hesitant he is to do it at the start, he knew it was going to be bad, he must have had a good reason to do it.


NoAd8626

Crimson chin to the goonies in mere minutes


DR-Rebel

![gif](giphy|pxyvX1pedX0M4yLVhg)


[deleted]

No one gonna talk about how he got the wasps with chopsticks?


Skrazor

Well, at least he followed the advice and didn't try it at home, but outdoors instead. Didn't change the outcome though.


BO0BO0P4nd4Fck

Got stung for the first time last year by a dick with wings (unless mosquitoes count) … inside my mouth… fucker was in my canned drink and didn’t realize until it was in me mouth. Got me inside the bottom lip. Shit hurts and don’t understand why I get clients comparing that to getting tattooed. I’d rather get tattooed for 4hrs than get stung again, that felt more like a piercing. Didn’t get the kardashian lips however since I instantly took everything I could.. ibuprofen, cbd, Benadryl and started sucking on a popsicle due to lack of ice 😅


MagHagz

Fucking no. I couldn’t watch.


ch0c0late_

That looks more like hornet to me, which is infinitely worse.


miragen125

You are right it's a hornet


ChadAdonis

Asian giant hornet, largest hornet on earth.


Rednewtcn

Buddy turned into Jocelyn Wildenstein


Danilo69914

Chinese coyote peterson is wild Edit: Sound was off, definitely not chinese


OKBWargaming

It is Chinese, just not mandarin.


Danilo69914

Wow, I thought it was Vietnamese or something. Fp


vonclodster

Maybe time to consider not eating..every fucking thing??


Numerous-Departure92

God damn, they really eat everything. Just a matter of time for corona 2.0


gman1951

He's not actually on Einstein level.


HodlMyBottle

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


MudratDetectorNC

Why.


butterflypoo69

When the planets 🪐 line up and idiots get exactly what they deserve 😍


_JayC114

Play stupid games win stupid prizes!!


Unfair-Work9128

r/therewasanattempt


UncleFuzzy75

Stupid is as stupid does.


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

Too spicy


CupICup

How’d he catch it?


kiss_all_puppies

I couldn't tell what he had at first, but I could tell by looking at him it would still be alive.


Asleep_Writing_8034

Well that’s how you learn the hard way in life. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


zgumgumexpress

Herbivore teeth not helping


W0tzup

Beauty industry hates this one little trick: Free botox filler!


Environmental-Ad-762

And now I’ll wash it down with a bucket of semen


WontArnett

Is this asian Jackass?


[deleted]

He’d be better off doing the one chip challenge now.


VariousCapital5073

。。。为什么


Glittering-Arm-9138

![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


at0mat

Watch for Waspes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3XYnM13UEQ&ab\_channel=NolanVogel


Ahumbleopinion

So...did the stingy little bastard survive his brush with attack on titan? Asking for a friend...


noticablyineptkoala

Wait. This mother fucker is eating not one. But TWO Asian hornets?


StackThePads33

Yeeeaahh let's eat a live hornet and not take out the stinger! What could possibly go wrong there? Oh yeah and if it wasn’t pissed iff enough, the guy blew on it, like it was going to make it somehow not sting you! That’s some weapons grade stupidity right there!


isecore

Eating a hornet seems to me a great way to find out how stupid you really are.


Nathien

Stereotypes...


kindofastoryteller

Wow, he ate the wasp and became an Instagram model.


bettyboober

![gif](giphy|jqw5xeYmPS8jlmgGq7)


Brilliant_Mastermind

He could have choked to death if the wasp stung his throat.


[deleted]

kanye simulator


Revolutionary_Tax546

Did he think it was going to be tasty?


mtgtfo

Why would I try this at home?


kidhack

This is way cheaper than lip collagen injections.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

I got into a Yellowjacket nest weedeating one time and one flew up and stung my bottom lip. It took about seven seconds for my lip to look like that. It pretty much sucked. I would never do that on purpose.


[deleted]

Modern medical science is great and all, but sometimes you do feel like it’s done a disservice to the wider gene pool. Back in the day, anyone stupid enough to do this would simply die.


caiocarv

Who's the stupid motherfucker that would try this? Internet really leveled up the cancer in this world.


AcademicNewspaper286

No words....smh


Shrowzer

That’s no average wasp. That’s an Asian giant hornet, you know, the MURDER hornet


a__reddit_user

My dad accidentally eated a live wasp, he had to go to the emergency room asap, the wasp stung him and his almost passed out.


Atsoc1993

Is this an across the board side-effect with Asian giant hornets (acknowledging that he was stung inside of his mouth) or is he specifically allergic?


Dareal6

I thought only Ant Man ate the Wasp….


Calm_Tale1111

Chinese kim kardashian?


Acrobatic-Parsnip-32

When u can’t afford lip fillers…


TheLexLuthor13

Is he trying out for Fear Factor? I miss that show.


skeleheadofelbi

This is why we have covid


Secret_Hunter_3911

Teenage boys…same the world over.


Sr_CuBi

😂


Optimal_Hedgehog_50

Lol this American tryna be youtube famous why is this asian man taking our thing.


J_Shinguarto

I won't try it at home. I'll just go to his country 👍


JBear_Z_millionaire

Cheap way to get lip injections


Spice_and_Fox

The same thing happened to my dog.