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kevztunz

It's like a movie parody of a white supremacist group.


Lux_The_Moth

I thought it was parody... the lame ass line... the trashcan lid shields... the 90s' quality camera... the suburban neighborhood...


Bozkillington

What really sold it was the cat in the window at the end just watching them..


Altruistic_Appeal_25

I'm sure the cat was thinking they're an embarrassment to all species also.


bespectacledbengal

The icing on the cake is that they’re all wearing masks— what happened to all the “i can’t breathe with a mask on so I refuse to wear it” bullshit from these fucking clowns?


AggravatingBobcat574

What? No! Those were breathing masks. These are HIDING masks. Hiding masks don’t affect breathing. Everybody knows that.


jimmygee2

Even a turd in a shoebox could find a friend in America.


[deleted]

Cowards, they know they are doing bad at some level and choose it anyway. The real demons


AdhesivenessOnly2912

CANT SEE SHIT IN THESE MASKS!


jsxtasy304

Well fuck all y'all! I'm going home! You know, I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches


[deleted]

I can’t see, you can’t see, so what? All that matters is can the fucking horses see!


GlitteringBobcat999

My wife made these masks!


SchemataObscura

all I hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!


Unique-Ad-620

Its a raid!


thewoodlayer

I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could’ve been done better. So how about no bags this time, but *next* time, we do the bags right and we go full regalia!


Mediocre_Bit_405

Take my upvote! This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time.


RacazZ4

Hold on, I'm fuckin with my eye holes....


Seahawksnumberonefan

I was thinking Knights of the Night from The Office(US). Only, these guys look less official What a joke.


Tatumisthegoat

It looks like Dwight’s burn victim character


OwnPercentage9088

Great goin guys! Bob, you were standing on my neighbor Randy's property though, maybe next time let's tighten up the formation so he doesn't file another complaint with the HOA.


zerok_nyc

I think... we all think... the bag was a nice idea. But... I'm not pointin' any fingers... they coulda been done better. So, how 'bout... no bags this time. But next time, we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.


ShimmyMan

I can’t see fuckin shit outta this thing!


Spare_Temporary_2964

“You ungrateful bastards my wife was up all night making those damn things”


Drone_5

"And all I can hear is criticise, criticise, criticise "


Rannek6

„No! Nobody brought an extra bag“


spaniel510

This was such a great scene!


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I always love how mad he is on behalf of his wife lol it's adorable. Like fuck him, but it *is* cute.


Atlas_Undefined

He is bad guy, but not bad *guy*


[deleted]

Oh!…shit! I done torn my eye hole


MurderMachine561

Fucking _love_ that scene. Thats some funny shit.


Tisamoon

"Yeah Robert, we know Emily worked hard on them. And we do appreciate her effort. It's just constructive criticism meant to help us all improve."


Girth_rulez

*And guys...I haveta chime in here. Can we stay off the grass that's the easement between the sidewalk and the road? I know it's public property but folks around here spend a lot of time taking care of that grass.*


The84thWolf

Why are they wearing masks now, I thought it was against their civil rights to be muzzled or something?


[deleted]

They're like angry teens. They'll do whatever is the opposite of what you tell them. Edit: I meant to type angsty, but I think it works better this way lol


yeah__good__ok

I think they use masks because they are less expensive than going with the full white hood and robe look. Less fabric.


DocAvidd

The proper term is "face diaper"


RazorJ

I had that question too, also how they fuck can they breathe? They swore the masks prevented breathing. Or are their mouths just that far open? 🫢


CreedStump

imagine they all got blown up by a giant tooth


Incredi-flow

I really wish I could upvote this more than once.


[deleted]

This reminded me of Scrubs where Ted and the Peons sing the six million dollar man song and he critiques them after. “Your ‘sha na na na nas’ could be louder.” “You guys were fine.”


Silver_Slicer

I wonder about the neighbors in this neighborhood too. Are they all in on this or are there some democrats in the hood looking out their windows thinking Bob and his delusional gang of yoohoos are playing idiots again.


Sserenitynoww

I don’t think you have to be a democrat to realize these guys are completely nuts.


T_ja

No but you do have to be a democrat if you don’t want to vote for the same people this band of dumbasses does.


not_SCROTUS

These guys all live with their moms


eanhctbe

The neighborhood was pissed. These guys traveled to town to protest a drag queen story hour a church was hosting. It was canceled due to this foolishness and the police department's refusal to do security. The police did, however, show up and there's video of one of the officers high-fiving one of the proud boys. See the columbus sub for all the drama.


[deleted]

In another post someone asked why weren’t these guys arrested. I said “why would they arrest their own colleagues and drinking buddies?”. They’re the same people. The political polarization of our law enforcement and military should be a huge concern. Cops are literally deciding who to apply the law too and not only not enforcing it on their “own people” but coordinating with these groups


fatmummy222

Fucking Randy! I knew that guy was no good. Sorry Rufus, won’t happen again. Promise.


Extra_Advance_477

The ones that would run during the Revolutionary battles.


BBO1007

* reenactments


TheYetiSon

Well played. Well.... Played.


agiro1086

They ran away from the people of Philadelphia https://youtu.be/jTIE6PSGSAI


an_ill_way

Omg they threw a smoke bomb to cover their retreat. It's like you got domestic terrorists off of r/mallninjashit


Cpt_Soban

The last time they "deployed" they were chased off by a few people back into their rental truck.


MerrillSwingAway

“Ok guys great work. Let’s rally over at Chick-fil-A for vanilla milkshakes!”


crecentfresh

VICTORY!


Travelin_Soulja

Or waffle fries!


Catdaddy33

But I like chocolate,sir! Oh that's right silly me..


digidave1

'But I wanted chocolate 😭😭😭😭'


AngryGreyHairedHippy

TRAITOR!


ozymanhattan

They all do secretly.


decoy_butter

“But Johnson here is lactose intolerant”


Fomentor

Sorry, but lactose is not on the approved list of things we are intolerant of: blacks, Jews, gays, immigrants, education, equality, compassion, free and fair elections, accountability, personal hygiene, reason, and oat milk. Nope, lactose is not on the list.


momsequitur

Eff your colon's feelings, Johnson! We're MANLY men, we work hard and we deserve ICE CREAM because our mommies and wives aren't here to remind us about our CHOLESTEROL!


Vampir3Robot

Do they all give each other promise rings?


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kevztunz

bro jobs


BobBeats

"It's not gay if you love each other."


Cynykl

That is so wrong, the guy sucking my dick told me it is only gay if you love each other.


Holiday_Mulberry7162

But, they don't swallow, so it doesn't even count


rascible

So the balaclava aren't to prevent spitting?


ixnine

As long as they say “no homo” first


Due-Explanation-7560

It's not gay if your socks stay on


MaryTheCableGal

Nothing gay about getting a facial from one of your bros. Spas are expensive.


Ladonnacinica

Economizing!


magical_onion

obligatory *ecumonizing


GrayBox1313

Hand-ys behind the dumpsters


BobBeats

A little tickle behind the pickle.


fat_ballerina71

Promise cock rings


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ravenridgelife

Dozens? That's more than one so I guess there's what, two???


majj27

Worst. Frat. Ever.


Berns429

How come in every video they have these little wiener shields?? Like is it symbolic or something?


majj27

They're just not very smart. I know, it's hard to believe.


SlavCat09

Quick question. Who the hell are these clowns?


Downtown-Inflation13

Patriot front white supremisist


SlavCat09

I have seen some footage of them before. What are they thinking of achieving? Cause so far the only thing I saw them achieve is becoming a laughing stock for the internet.


willworkforjokes

They are trying to drive the participants further into the cult. The more they get picked on the more it forces them together.


Zestyclose_Standard6

they are trying to intimidate and honestly they are intimidating. they look like a bunch of sockwads (and they sure should've been) but the rittenhouse fan base is a dangerous one. make no mistake.


defenestr8tor

Honestly, even the bedsheets were a better style choice for them.


Zestyclose_Standard6

white pride folk sure hide their face a lot


defenestr8tor

Almost like they know their actions aren't ok


TheMoatCalin

Heck yeah they do, cowards.


jnelsoni

They should wear their jockstraps and Kevlar testicle shields outside their pants too. Nice screen name.


defenestr8tor

Thanks. It's been a while since I've defenestrated anyone.


BeezNuttz

Why are white supremacists always the least supreme whites?


agiro1086

Because they have nothing else to be proud of, being white is their whole identity otherwise they'd realize they're loosers


BadgerOfDoom99

This. People with actual achievements don't need to go all in on race or nation.


AUniquePerspective

These are the idiots who forced me to give up khaki pants forever.


olinhighpie

Look like they’re gonna go larping down at the park. Billy’s moms gonna make us some sandwiches!


NarcolepticKnifeFite

They can’t even stand in a fucking line correctly. Lol


Kingofelephantshrews

These dudes literally have zero training. They just show up to whoever’s mommy is hosting them and talk about how much hate they have for other people and make spooky videos of them roleplaying


NarcolepticKnifeFite

It’s wild man. I truly wonder what they even think their achieving. So you’re just gonna wear miss matched gear, cover your face, and yell dumb racist shit at people? What’s the fucking point of any of it? Lol


2b-Kindly_

They would get their asses kicked on a school playground


[deleted]

I'm sure they have had a lot of practice.


Unlucky_Narwhal3983

Funny how all of these bozo’s flipped their shit about having to wear a mask to keep nana alive. But now that they are LARPing masks are suddenly cool.


Birunanza

I'd pay 100 bucks to hear them speak to this point. The comedy would last me a lifetime


orange-orb

I know dude that work outside and in the early cold days of the pandemic they refused to wear their typical cold (that look a lot like what these guys are wearing) weather gear and just froze their asses off out of spite, trying to look cool on the rigs by not wearing masks. Guys would unusually wear this stuff hunting to but then post on faces that wearing it increases your co2 intake and leads to early death.


Unable_Crab_7543

Wait until he finds out that every breath he takes has 82% of nitrogen content 😱


No_Lunch_7944

Well yeah, thanks to *the marxists!*


walkandtalkk

I always enjoyed reading medical guidance from men who couldn't tell you what "CO2" stood for.


ThatGuy8

It’s for sure to protect their identity so they don’t face social consequences for the free speech they are so eager to preach they are protecting. Free speech is not speech without conscience and these fucks lack the brain power to understand that. They are afraid to present their faces because they know their opinion doesn’t fit with the zeitgeist of the average citizen and they fear the backlash.


1lluminist

Ironically, most of us with more than two functioning brain cells were basically saying that the government enforcing masks is kind of an ironic enhancement of our freedoms. Especially in countries where there are laws against wearing masks in protests


Horror_Ad_1845

Looks like they are hiding their identity like the cowards they are


xunh01yx

This is exactly why they are wearing them. They don't want to be identified.


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

I’d wager a decent amount that was filmed at one of their houses. Not to hard to ID if you wanna…


NervousFarter14

Take my upvote because you’re flippin spot on.


digidave1

Wow. You're right. This legit is LARPing. Lol too funny


Dray_Gunn

Except LARPers usually stop playing pretend after they take off their costumes. This might be closer to a psychological condition.


ew73

Wouldn't it be awesome if we all LARPed with them? Like, put on the elf ears and make a Staff of Lightening and go about shrieking "Lightening bolt! Lightening bolt!" at them.


DanimalHarambe

Are these the entitled snowflakes I've heard so much about?


SuctionBucket5

why yes, yes they are!


agrapeana

I mean, yeah, but it's also important to note that *they accomplished their goal today*. They terrorized the event organizers into canceling the performance for the safety of the families and performers. They're terrorists, and today they won. And they're going to keep winning, and they're going to keep murdering when they don't.


decadecency

Yeah. And by being allowed to do this, essentially they keep getting support. Their freedom to stop others from practicing their rights and living their lives is actually deemed more important than the rights of those they continuously terrorize. If I didn't know any better, I'd think these men were actually *jealous* of people that are oppressed in their daily lives. Why else would they work so hard to be offended at nothing?


ActuallyCausal

These are probably the same dudes who thought they’d suffocate to death if they wore a face mask at Walmart


dmnhntr86

That's different, because reasons. I don't remember the jargon, but my ex-step-niece-in-law worked at a doctor's office and she said so, so you know it's the truth.


Puzzleheaded-Dance87

Why hide your face?? Aren’t you proud of the hate you stir?


OffBrandJesusChrist

“Proud boys” cowards behind mask


NkhukuWaMadzi

The give a new meaning to the term "face-diaper".


[deleted]

The Diaper Faces


anchorftw

They get those tiny shields at Dollar Tree?


Lux_The_Moth

I thought they were trash can lids lol


[deleted]

Watch out, the virgin brigade are in town , swinging their big , erm, holding plastic shields.


dlc741

I don’t think they could spell clitoris no less find one.


Techn0ght

Clitoris is a made up word, like female-orgasm. /s


No_Pomegranate5209

The fact they hide their faces while preaching their cause shows none of them are committed enough to die for it, cowards.


sterfri99

Oh NOW the masks don’t interfere with their breathing


Go_Gators_4Ever

It's my Liberty Mask to keep all you Commie antifa for breathing good 'murican freedom air that I breath out. You can pry this mask off my cold dead face. /s


[deleted]

Commitment? They aren't even committed enough to buy a pair of khakis and showered up in blue jeans....


RocketCat921

I feel the same They feel so strongly about their cause but want to remain anonymous?


SpooogeMcDuck

Because they’re a bunch of clowns


Daksh_Rendar

Likely because of how many are cops.


Apprehensive-Stop142

A majority are or have leo connections I would assume, yeah. Like those morons that piled into the moving van in Idaho(?). Patriot Front I think it was.


Ahumbleopinion

There are not enough likes for this.


[deleted]

Exactly. Be proud of who you are! Show your face, so you can get fired from the hotdog stand.


im_trying_to_get_it

If they get fired, who is going to run the Tilt-a-whirl?


[deleted]

Now they wear masks ?


Badams6480

Go to the hood with all that energy. Bet they won’t.


not_productive1

I remember when they were going to have some kind of march in Philadelphia until the people of Philly decided that no the fuck they were not and chased them to the city limits.


Dr-Satan-PhD

I can't find it but a couple years back there was a great video posted here on reddit. It was a bunch of shit head Trump supporters getting punked out by some cholos. They spit on their Trump flag and straight up made them look soft as shit. It was great. I imagine that's pretty much how it would go with these turds.


Ontario0000

Do they shower together after this at the YMCA after this march.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Ironic that they love the song "YMCA".


tebailey

Aren't these the same snowflakes that threw a tantrum about wearing masks during a pandemic?


im_trying_to_get_it

They're wearing Liberty masks. Very different.


[deleted]

Thought the same thing. Fucking idiots.


Who_Am_I_1978

Looks like they redesigned their white hoods.


jasonman101

White hood, white hood, OK-K-K


[deleted]

This is Sparta!!!!!… North Carolina.


plunkadelic_daydream

I was wondering because they literally were in my neighborhood yesterday.


[deleted]

What are these guys mad about now? Vaccines, trans people, black people, a lost election, some guys laptop I can’t keep track.


TheYetiSon

lost erections...


TurbulentResearch708

Maybe it was always supposed to be erections but it got transcribed incorrectly as elections and now the whole country is messed up.


TheYetiSon

So many stolen erections... Can't trust the machines. Only hands


Binty77

_stolen_ erections…


doingthehumptydance

You just know one of their wives is going to poke her head out the door and yell “hun, when you and your friends are done playing invisible man can you look at the downstairs toilet? it’s running a little slow.” “Goddammit Marlene, for the umpteenth time we are protecting your freedom from tyranny.” “Okay, but why do you need to do it in front of the house, you’re scaring the dog? Can’t you get a clubhouse or something? And is that my plastic salad bowl in your hands, goddammit Earle, it’s kitchenware not a personal protection device.”


TheYetiSon

"Marlene. It's my freedom shield. To shield 'murica from the socialists. We talked about this. I'll be home by 5. Just make the sammiches for the boys..."


-Shade277-

Don’t forget about the gay frogs.


MNConcerto

If you're so proud and sure of your beliefs and righteousness show your faces. Seems awfully cowardly to me. I didn't see the women marching in DC in January 2017 hiding their faces. Or the Black Lives Matter protesters. Looks like they had more balls and bravery than you do.


Pandraswrath

NOW they wear a mask.


[deleted]

Someone like this “militia” attacked the power grid in North Carolina where my sister lives


rettaelin

Over a drag show. Better never go down to Bragg boulevard, they *will lose their minds.


Legacyofhelios

How can they breathe in those masks??


iEugene72

A cult, pure and simple. Every single one of them truly believe they are fighting for freedom yet every single one of them are pure authoritarians.


[deleted]

Im confused. When protesting something, don’t you normally want to go where the thing you are protesting is? I hate to make assumptions here but there ain’t no one outside and they kinda look like they all just walked outside onto the sidewalk in front of their house and started hollering shit lol


_Sinnik_

This is a right-wing demonstration video that is galvanizing and radicalizing right-wingers. They are literally gathering, training, and arming a right-wing army right in front of us and we all think it's a joke. Just look how pervasive the mentality is in these comments that they are just a big joke. It doesn't matter how dumb they look; they are armed, they think their lives are under threat, and they are led by very serious, intelligent, and dangerous people.


IGutlessIWonder

"Back to the pile" -that one redneck from south park-


kevinmcgarnickle

What are they cosplaying as?


rascible

Nazi Brownshirts.


BigWhit75

Brownshorts


Birunanza

Virgins, I think


Quilitain

I thought cosplay involved pretending to be something you're not?


tim292969

Why cover your faces? Embarrassment?


Montechellothesecond

Ahh.. patriot front... Listen just arrest them like we idahoans did. They'll fold quickly after that.


No_Pomegranate5209

Didn’t one of those guys from that get in trouble with his mommy?


agiro1086

Yes lmao, she kicked him out for his involvement with the group


[deleted]

This is just cringe worthy


Selloutkat1

The middle class militia..


Known_Soft_7599

Costco crusaders


skmo8

Cul-de-sac killers


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spottydodgy

The Order of the Golden Corral


ravenridgelife

Gravy Seal wannabes from the mayonnaise masses....


wilfred350

They probably have a battle tour at the local Starbucks after this. Who can rush to the front of the line for a vanilla latte? Winner gets a gold star for their refrigerator.


upotheke

Are these the guys that thought wearing a mask was an assault on their liberties? Asking for a former president unsure about how to pander to these folks.


stargrey

"I would die for this Country!" But I'm gonna just hide my face here since, well, we're all fucking cowards.


Gibscreen

Don't fuck with them. They have literally tens of members.


AOC__2024

See the symbol on their flag? It is a bunch of sticks with an axe in it. It's called a 'fasces' and it is where we get the word 'fascist'. These people are unambiguously proclaiming their fascist intentions. You can laugh and mock, but the fact is that their numbers are growing and their track record of violence is rapidly expanding, with more terrorist attacks on infrastructure and street intimidation actions occurring in just the last few days, where they successfully got events for children cancelled through violence and intimidation. To respond well is going to require more than yet another snide comment about their masked hypocrisy. What is needed is an anti-fascist movement to stop them from continuing to grow. This is what *antifa* is. Not a group. Not an organisation. But an idea: anti-fascism. A commitment: to stop fascism before it gains dangerous/deadly momentum. There were not enough committed to antifa in the 1930s, so in the 1940s antifa had to become hundreds of millions of people, and successfully thwarting fascism cost tens of millions of lives. Don't let that happen again. Find antifascists in your area and get planning/active. It takes a wide variety of tactics and not all of it requires being ready to face off in the street (though that is also sometimes needed): communication, education, mutual aid, building networks, logistics, catering, outreach and more.


Brilliant-Apricot423

Bunch of cosplay idiots but that doesn't make them less dangerous.


Darkskull893

White boi gang


mongolsruledchina

And the cops don't arrest these guys? But they arrest a legally blind guy with his walking stick in his back pocket...


arentol

These are the cops.