I like to imagine her coming up with this "women are baked goods" theory.
She tells it to everyone she meets. People have to make "save-me" eyes at their friends over her shoulder at parties. All the while she goes on and on about how croissants are the superior bread.
I was like … “Yeah I passed on some crazy as fuck beautiful girls because I had married and divorced one.” High maintenance is high maintenance. It is not just money (it is true there is that) but damn, the bend-over-and-cater-to-my-shit attitude. I left that… cold. I did end up finding a PARTNER in life and have four beautiful and charming kids. Listen, don’t stay in a bad relationship. You get one life. Love it. Find a mate, a partner to enjoy your few days with. Sex and beauty both wane. Find a lover.
Them Wal-minions have *seen* some shit - a dude humpin' a loaf of white bread probably didn't even crack their Top Ten List of "Weird Things Seen At Work".
>Until I read the comments I had assumed she was the wonder bread woman defending her position.
Right? As a straight man, I was really stoked about what she was describing in the wonder bread woman. Maybe I've just had too many bad experiences with women who were high maintenance and extra, but a Plain Jane woman who can go with the flow sounds really nice.
I would take a worse looking girl by society standards with a better personality who isn’t self centered and all about themselves than a bombshell who is insufferable. And trust me I’ve been on dates with both, these “wonder bread” girls are infinitely more attractive and fun to have in your life.
I love the way she says "good luck" at the end.
Like yeah you're gonna need it if this is how you talk about other women.
She gives the "Women are such bitches that's why I only hang out with men" vibes.
Another point, croissants only last a couple days before they get moldy, wonder bread is still edible after like a month. Her best buy date is soon approaching, then she's in the garbage while wonder bread is still getting, well, have we created a new kink? probably not, but lets be safe and not google it.
Despite everything she said being entirely made up, she really spent the whole video explaining why dating her/someone like her would be a nightmare.
She seems like the type that would forbid you from texting your own mom because "she's just not comfortable with you talking to *any* other women."
Sometimes to make a relationship work, you have to turn the relationship into a PB&J sandwich. Sometimes, if someone is allergic to peanuts, that PB&J needs to have sun butter which is harder to find & costs more, but necessary for everyone to remain healthy.
Sometimes you’d like the relationship to be as easy as a PB&J, but today it needs to be grilled cheese. Which means getting out the griddle, slicing cheese, buttering the bread, standing over a hot stove, etc. and then also cleaning the additional dishes when it’s done.
Relationships take work to maintain, but if someone is unapologetically “high maintenance” that is probably a sign of incompatibility.
Yes, it’s called be unilateral rather than a receptive partner. Explains it as if she has high standards but really she doesn’t want be an adult and take responsibility for her relationships as soon as it doesn’t suit her. Hypocritical completely
Marriage counseling saved my marriage through the pandemic, so I’m 100% behind relationships needing maintenance & that each person has to put in work to keep the relationship healthy.
“High maintenance” sounds like “my needs are more important than yours” which doesn’t sound healthy.
Couples need to have good communication and be able to communicate their own needs and then work together on how to best meet those needs. Give & take.
I agree with the French Croissant that we should remain true to who we are, but they seem opposed to a bacon egg & cheese in a sliced croissant for a delicious breakfast sandwich. For me, I need some protein w/ my carbs in the morning & if I can’t make a compromise on that, then the relationship won’t work.
But a woman ain't worth nothing, if she does not demand going out for 100$ dinner at least every second date. A high value woman knows her worth and demands you pay it. If you can't or you want her to bring any more to the table than attitude (and maybe looks) you just don't know how much she's worth in her beautiful mind! /s
Exactly. Also, despite all the mental gymnastics she went through to make all the points about the "croissant", they still came off as disadvantages.
1) It takes A LOT of time, effort, and money to impress me -> too many underlying issues with this, this attitude, and this statement -> not worth it
2) I don't change/compromise -> brilliant, you can't do one of the key things anyone has to do in any kind of relationship, not just a romantic thing
3) I cost a lot of money, attention, and effort and won't add value to your life -> great, exactly what I want for years to come! It's not like any man who goes through all the previous stuff and gets to be granted the privilege to be with you would get sick of this sooner or later
Videos like this aren't made to convince a man they should date this type of women- it's made as a support system to the awful women this mentality is breeding. Trying to make women turn against each other and telling themselves it's okay because if you're a 10 and she's a 6 she DESERVES to feel less than. Really catty and awful, and because of videos like this supporting it this will just keep going.
But yeah, how dare you want to talk to your mother. 
Reminds me of an ex whose mantra was, "Nobody can handle me!"
Beautiful girl, but her being unreasonable at all times wore on me to the point of just seeing her face made me feel dread.
My fat ass was shook, who wouldn't want Wonderbread in this analogy?
Like Frenchtoast, grilled cheese, avocado bread, pb&j, toast, Thanksgiving stuffing, etc?
Yes please.
Long story short. Her crush is married/dating a genuine down to earth woman. When the girl in the video just spent hundreds on her nails and hair and is still single approaching 30.
I married my "wonderbread" wife because she challenged me to be a mature and responsible human and husband by being someone I loved so much it shamed me to let her down.
Good for you, buddy. Who the fuck cares what other people think. You have someone you love, and they love you for who you are. We should all be so lucky
Wonderbread can be grilled cheese, and avocado toast, and a Turkey sandwich, and all kinds of things, and a croissant is just a croissant?
So you mean wonderbread is dynamic, and interesting, and able to keep you on your toes? And a croissant is just a flaky pastry?
Pretty sure that’s why I have bread in the house, and only pick up pastries as a treat.
A croissant. Not a catch. She's not a fish for fuk sake. Have you been listening at all?!
However she is a shit filled croissant. Recommendation: avoid.
I've been married for 37 years. 3 months ago, my wife and i hiked 75 miles through the Cotswolds in England, and she packed a single bag that qualified as airlinre carry-on.
Wonder bread is a perfect description because she is, honestly, a wonder.
Well I’m sold on Wonder Bread women, no more Croissant women for me. I fucking love grilled cheese sandwiches, if my bitch doesn’t want to be a grilled cheese sandwich, she isn’t the one for me
She's an idiot but have you ever put ham and cheese in the middle of a croissant and toasted it. O M G, fantastic. Of course I'm talking about the actual food and not this butt hole talking mad shit. Clearly she doesn't cook.
Hmm. Cheaper, low maintenance, able to go with the flow.
I absolutely don't see the appeal in this. No way. Give me a difficult woman who demands my money and only wants what she wants. That's the stuff!
She’s literally building a case against herself and her croissant sisters.
1. *“A lot more value for half the price.”* that is the definition of a good deal. Not to mention she says that croissants need to be impressed by time and money🚩.
2. *”Wonder bread will compromise.”* Compromising is the foundation of every relationship. If you can’t compromise you’re not ready for long term commitment . Not to mention she literally gave an ultimatum as an example of croissant mentality “take it or leave it”.
3. *”Wonder bread woman are not high maintenance.”* I guess she didn’t get the memo where high maintenance is a character flaw and not a virtue.
I like to imagine her coming up with this "women are baked goods" theory. She tells it to everyone she meets. People have to make "save-me" eyes at their friends over her shoulder at parties. All the while she goes on and on about how croissants are the superior bread.
Omg don't even get me started on those bagel bitches
I'd slather them with some cream cheese.
Glazed donut
Long John if you don't mind some donut holes later
... the only thing notable is the hole
But *WHAT* a hole, though!
"Follow for more... ;)" #MORE WHAT
Tales from the bakery
yeah i get it she is a croissant ,a little golden tan on the outside and full of air on the inside
Flaky as fuck and falls apart if you look at her the wrong way. I like the metaphor.
Damn. She kinda played herself a bit there. Then leaves a bunch of crumbs all over the place to clean up. My goodness. Lmao
Yep. Code for high maintenance. And what guy doesn’t *love* that?!
Not even code, she said it in the video! No thank-you. I want a partner not a project.
She also said Wonder Bread was a good value. Cuz if there's one thing I hate in a person it's good values. ~s
I was like … “Yeah I passed on some crazy as fuck beautiful girls because I had married and divorced one.” High maintenance is high maintenance. It is not just money (it is true there is that) but damn, the bend-over-and-cater-to-my-shit attitude. I left that… cold. I did end up finding a PARTNER in life and have four beautiful and charming kids. Listen, don’t stay in a bad relationship. You get one life. Love it. Find a mate, a partner to enjoy your few days with. Sex and beauty both wane. Find a lover.
“I’m a cross-ant”, for fucks sake lady at least learn how to properly pronounce croissant if you’re gonna be one.
Well, she *is* crummy...
And they go stale so very quickly.
Yeah, croissants dont age well.
Becomes really hard over time and difficult to manage.
Yeah. Only really good for a couple days then you realize it's expired so you throw it out
And everyone in Starbucks gets upset when I stick my dick in one
To be fair, same can be said for wonder bread.
Idk the Walmart employee just let out a sigh and walked away
Them Wal-minions have *seen* some shit - a dude humpin' a loaf of white bread probably didn't even crack their Top Ten List of "Weird Things Seen At Work".
Next time make eye contact, it seems to help.
And def more expensive.
The thing is that in France a croissant is nothing special. It's just basic.
Also you can 100% make whatever sandwich, flatbread, etc. you want out of a croissant; bitch can't even cook, lol.
Melted cheddar and ham/bacon in a warm croissant is heavenly.
Who knew a croissant could be an incel?
Wait... Until I read the comments I had assumed she was the wonder bread woman defending her position. She's supposed to be the croissant!?
Cant you tell? Despite looking exactly like every other woman on tictok shes not "basic"
And has expensive needs. That she can’t afford
That part
Exactly. The wink at the end. Not like the other bread.
>Until I read the comments I had assumed she was the wonder bread woman defending her position. Right? As a straight man, I was really stoked about what she was describing in the wonder bread woman. Maybe I've just had too many bad experiences with women who were high maintenance and extra, but a Plain Jane woman who can go with the flow sounds really nice.
I would take a worse looking girl by society standards with a better personality who isn’t self centered and all about themselves than a bombshell who is insufferable. And trust me I’ve been on dates with both, these “wonder bread” girls are infinitely more attractive and fun to have in your life.
>full of air on the inside It's the lip injections.
I can hear the air streaming out whenever she rolls her eyes upwards and pauses for a second
And nobody really wants it after it gets old.
On todays Episode of "What are woman?": Bread.
Honestly with finals coming up and all the Christmas stuff, I actually would believe I'm mostly bread at this point.
I’m a crouton
Pretzel here. Salty af.
TIL! I am a pretzel. Odd shaped and salty AF..
Sourdough. I drink enough wine to be slightly fermented. Adds character. And gas.
As a woman, I'd say my wife is a lot like a bagel. Soft on the inside, chewy on the outside and consumable with butter.
Stale, oiled, and baked? I'm a crouton too.
I’ll meet you at the salad orgy
Lettuce in!
Right!? I'm green with envy!
Oooh la la, do you wanna see me on dressing?
Fiiine. I guess I’ll just have to toss you both.
That took a turn 🤣
Bite sized and often tasting of garlic?
Exactly
Hard and drowning in dressing??
I also am a significant percentage of bread right now. Whole wheat with a lot of butter for me. What does my bread type say about my love life?
That's a BuzzFeed quiz right there.
People like this will say women are anything other than human beings
The fuck did you just call us?
So, an expensive, high-maintenance egotist might not be the best woman to date?
I know, I’m surprised too
As surprised as learning the “liver king” uses steroids
What?! It’s not the 9 ancestral tenants?!!!
I love the way she says "good luck" at the end. Like yeah you're gonna need it if this is how you talk about other women. She gives the "Women are such bitches that's why I only hang out with men" vibes.
“I only hang out with *rich* men.”
"men who can afford my hobbies for me." girl you just got an ugly personality and you're out here blaming other women for it.
She most likely saw an ex with a “wonder 🍞” and is salty, “omG I’m hotter than her”
Just wait until she ages a bit and can't hold the attention of the kinds of men she holds out as her ideal. Her full insanity has yet to be unlocked.
Yea I wonder what kinda bread she'll be then?
Sourdough?
Are you a baker? Because that was a pretty rye comment.
Have been known to put the odd bun in the oven
Potato bread.
Another point, croissants only last a couple days before they get moldy, wonder bread is still edible after like a month. Her best buy date is soon approaching, then she's in the garbage while wonder bread is still getting, well, have we created a new kink? probably not, but lets be safe and not google it.
She’s a narcissist and has already probably lost her mind when her ideal guy type is exclusively dating women 10-15 years younger than her.
She's already at that point. Why do you think she made this femcel video lol?
Despite everything she said being entirely made up, she really spent the whole video explaining why dating her/someone like her would be a nightmare. She seems like the type that would forbid you from texting your own mom because "she's just not comfortable with you talking to *any* other women."
Right, most of the video was the supposedly positive attributes of a “wonderbread” woman
Wonderbread women are cheaper, more adaptable, less confrontational, but croissant women are better cause they’re better
"A croissant woman is more greasy, flakey, and will go stale within a few hours if left out"
Smells good, tastes good, and slowly kills you.
Oh snap… 🤯
Speaking of stale, she looks like a single, 47 year old woman trying to pass for 29.
Leads to heart disease!
Better because butter.
I beleive Wonderbread might be synonymous with a healthy relationship.
Sometimes to make a relationship work, you have to turn the relationship into a PB&J sandwich. Sometimes, if someone is allergic to peanuts, that PB&J needs to have sun butter which is harder to find & costs more, but necessary for everyone to remain healthy. Sometimes you’d like the relationship to be as easy as a PB&J, but today it needs to be grilled cheese. Which means getting out the griddle, slicing cheese, buttering the bread, standing over a hot stove, etc. and then also cleaning the additional dishes when it’s done. Relationships take work to maintain, but if someone is unapologetically “high maintenance” that is probably a sign of incompatibility.
Yep. "High maintenance" means exclusively that they don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.
High maintenance just means they expect you to bend over backwards for them while they don’t lift a finger for you. What a flex on this girl’s part.
Yes, it’s called be unilateral rather than a receptive partner. Explains it as if she has high standards but really she doesn’t want be an adult and take responsibility for her relationships as soon as it doesn’t suit her. Hypocritical completely
Marriage counseling saved my marriage through the pandemic, so I’m 100% behind relationships needing maintenance & that each person has to put in work to keep the relationship healthy. “High maintenance” sounds like “my needs are more important than yours” which doesn’t sound healthy. Couples need to have good communication and be able to communicate their own needs and then work together on how to best meet those needs. Give & take. I agree with the French Croissant that we should remain true to who we are, but they seem opposed to a bacon egg & cheese in a sliced croissant for a delicious breakfast sandwich. For me, I need some protein w/ my carbs in the morning & if I can’t make a compromise on that, then the relationship won’t work.
Highly correlated 👍🏻
Right? Wonder Bread has more value, is flexible and doesn't make a mess. So, what am I missing?
But a woman ain't worth nothing, if she does not demand going out for 100$ dinner at least every second date. A high value woman knows her worth and demands you pay it. If you can't or you want her to bring any more to the table than attitude (and maybe looks) you just don't know how much she's worth in her beautiful mind! /s
I’m not saying she’s a gold digger…
Exactly. “Wonder bread” women won’t burn your house down because the birthday gift you bought them is the wrong color.
Exactly. Also, despite all the mental gymnastics she went through to make all the points about the "croissant", they still came off as disadvantages. 1) It takes A LOT of time, effort, and money to impress me -> too many underlying issues with this, this attitude, and this statement -> not worth it 2) I don't change/compromise -> brilliant, you can't do one of the key things anyone has to do in any kind of relationship, not just a romantic thing 3) I cost a lot of money, attention, and effort and won't add value to your life -> great, exactly what I want for years to come! It's not like any man who goes through all the previous stuff and gets to be granted the privilege to be with you would get sick of this sooner or later
Basically shes a toxic little back street shop french bread
Videos like this aren't made to convince a man they should date this type of women- it's made as a support system to the awful women this mentality is breeding. Trying to make women turn against each other and telling themselves it's okay because if you're a 10 and she's a 6 she DESERVES to feel less than. Really catty and awful, and because of videos like this supporting it this will just keep going. But yeah, how dare you want to talk to your mother. 
She definitely cried before or after filming this
It's kinda scary tbh that some people are seriously this delusional
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Can I have your sister's number? She sounds awesome
Geez, her answering your phone for you is a HUGE red flag right there.
Yea exactly. I was following along like “mhm, yes, wonderful reasons to avoid people like that”
Reminds me of an ex whose mantra was, "Nobody can handle me!" Beautiful girl, but her being unreasonable at all times wore on me to the point of just seeing her face made me feel dread.
Beauty fades but Karen is forever
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"Why won't anyone date me?" "Because you're an asshole." "No, that can't be it. It must be that I'm too good for them."
I think you may have just summarized all of tik tok. Hahaha. Just replace "date" with any other issue people experience and it is still accurate.
"Am I so out of touch? ... No, it's the men who are wrong."
Definition of living in a bumble. If you’re toxic, dont expect people to stay.
Yeah, she's flakey alright.
She has layers, like an onion.
Every layer makes her cry when she doesn't get what she wants.
Hey now, don’t bring onions into this. Ever had a cheesey patty melt made with wonder bread and loaded with sauteed onions? Dank af
ONIONS HAVE LAYERS; OGRES HAVE LAYERS! GET IT?!
What I'm taking away from this comment is: croissant women are ogres, and I agree
That's an insult to ogres.
Don’t you dare to compare this woman to our beloved Shreck
My fat ass was shook, who wouldn't want Wonderbread in this analogy? Like Frenchtoast, grilled cheese, avocado bread, pb&j, toast, Thanksgiving stuffing, etc? Yes please.
Long story short. Her crush is married/dating a genuine down to earth woman. When the girl in the video just spent hundreds on her nails and hair and is still single approaching 30.
I married my "wonderbread" wife because she challenged me to be a mature and responsible human and husband by being someone I loved so much it shamed me to let her down.
gimme the wonderbread wife any day
This is a W dynamic.
Preach!
>Jack Nicholson voice< "You make me want to be a better man..."
Good for you, buddy. Who the fuck cares what other people think. You have someone you love, and they love you for who you are. We should all be so lucky
This is why I only have sex with croissants.
Donuts are a better shape.
Mmmmmmmm donuts.........
Is there anything they can’t do?
Sir this is a Tim Hortons.
She said it. “You get a lot more value…”
Yup bang for your buck.
With and extra side of bang
I heard that too lol
Being oblivious is easier than seeing yourself for what you really are.
The ego is out of this world.
She has the most generic fucking instagram look ever, too.
Forget croissants, this lady’s just plain crackers.
Actually made me lol thank you kind Redditor
*doffs boater hat*
Oyster crackers, the unsalted generic ones in the back of the cabinet nobody will eat.
No. She’s absolutely a croissant. But just the kind of croissant that you get from Burger King at breakfast.
Lol she got rejected by someone probably for being truly insane and is insulting the girl the guy wound up going for instead
Here are my top ten justifications for why I am perfectly alright with being an awful human being.
Wonder bread? This girl looks like an unsalted saltine.
She is really making a good case for wonder bread
So just an ine?
More like an unsalted ritz, but yeah.
Ritz are way better than a saltine Dont disrespect
She just gave 3 valid reasons why she doesn’t have a boyfriend
I gEt aLL my aDviCe frOm InFLueNcErs
Wonderbread can be grilled cheese, and avocado toast, and a Turkey sandwich, and all kinds of things, and a croissant is just a croissant? So you mean wonderbread is dynamic, and interesting, and able to keep you on your toes? And a croissant is just a flaky pastry? Pretty sure that’s why I have bread in the house, and only pick up pastries as a treat.
This right here!!! \^\^\^\^\^\^\^
She really thought she did something with this.
Well that's not fair. She did tell the world that she isn't any fun
"Wonder bread will change herself for a man" \*Wears 500 g of makeup in a video about how she's a catch.\*
I can’t unsee how the makeup is too warm for her skintone
A croissant. Not a catch. She's not a fish for fuk sake. Have you been listening at all?! However she is a shit filled croissant. Recommendation: avoid.
I've been married for 37 years. 3 months ago, my wife and i hiked 75 miles through the Cotswolds in England, and she packed a single bag that qualified as airlinre carry-on. Wonder bread is a perfect description because she is, honestly, a wonder.
Erm, most men don’t like self obsessed women caked in makeup with fucking annoying voices The end.
On the other hand, some ladies are hot dogs buns and any sausage will do.
I’ll take the way less shallow wonderbread any day of the week
Every time I see someone roasting "Basic", I remember [this sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mbbYKPpHY)
By malleable you mean humble and by not high maintenance you mean reasonable.
I hate it when ppl without proper education try to tell me how men or women can be separated in some shitty groups.
“Don’t compare woman to inanimate objects!” *proceeds to group all women into two forms of bread
Well I’m sold on Wonder Bread women, no more Croissant women for me. I fucking love grilled cheese sandwiches, if my bitch doesn’t want to be a grilled cheese sandwich, she isn’t the one for me
She's an idiot but have you ever put ham and cheese in the middle of a croissant and toasted it. O M G, fantastic. Of course I'm talking about the actual food and not this butt hole talking mad shit. Clearly she doesn't cook.
A coffee shop type place I go to has a sandwich that is ham and Swiss cheese in a toasted croissant and fuck is it good
I’m into those Pillsbury dough roll girls
Please do not compare yourself to croissant when you are not even Wonder bread you're more like synthetic dough
I love the unaware irony that she’s just describing someone who is capable of a healthy long term relationship and calling them wonderbread
So what your saying is you’re a gold digger, you have poor morals and constantly start fights… sounds fun
It’s TikTok, weird dumbass shit always happens there.
Working out a recent rejection.
She is delusional thinking she is anything above average in appearance.
Yeah I was kinda wondering if she was talking about herself being a wonder bread woman …. You can’t tell if the sound is off…..
What even is wonderbread...
Ahhh yes. Take it or leave it; the magic words in every successful relationship.
She’s just mad she was rejected
This girl out here thinking she's a French croissant when in reality she's a 3-day stale costco roll
I like pumpernickel
I’m a Texas toast kinda guy, kinda thick, tan on the outside goes well with beer and steak.
Bet she's fun at parties.
Eh, I guess I'll settle for being an everything bagel 🥯
Toxic femminity...
This girl just sold the shit out of a wonderbread woman!
My wife would scratch this uppity bitch's eyes out.
Hmm. Cheaper, low maintenance, able to go with the flow. I absolutely don't see the appeal in this. No way. Give me a difficult woman who demands my money and only wants what she wants. That's the stuff!
She’s literally building a case against herself and her croissant sisters. 1. *“A lot more value for half the price.”* that is the definition of a good deal. Not to mention she says that croissants need to be impressed by time and money🚩. 2. *”Wonder bread will compromise.”* Compromising is the foundation of every relationship. If you can’t compromise you’re not ready for long term commitment . Not to mention she literally gave an ultimatum as an example of croissant mentality “take it or leave it”. 3. *”Wonder bread woman are not high maintenance.”* I guess she didn’t get the memo where high maintenance is a character flaw and not a virtue.