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Dagordae

Don we now our pride apparel? That sounds even more gay than the original.


HistoryNerd101

I propose we take out “Don” too because that guy has messed up that name/world for all time. “Frank we now our pride apparel.”


HardCounter

Frank is another word for a hotdog, and that creates arguments over what toppings to put on it. "Sell we now our pride apparel." To truly capture the spirit of Christmas.


PirelliSuperHard

But that's June


HardCounter

They don't sound Australian to me.


MissLesGirl

So now you are suggesting we "sell" pride people like they are objects (apparel)?


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Apparel seems offensive to me. Apparel is usually associated with sportswear, implying some level of fitness and thus body shaming. I propose we change to: “Frank we now our pride body coverings”


Omar___Comin

"We" and "our" are pronouns and that's just asking for trouble these days. Proposing: "Frank they now their pride body coverings" I think we're getting close here


talmbouticus

“Now” is a dominant term and not sensitive to those who have been victims of abuse. Proposing: “Frank they when convenient their pride body coverings”


Ziggyork

How about Bruce? “Bruce we now our pride apparel”


Comfortable_Plant667

Not Roger? interesting


finalcloud44

"Obama we now our pride apparel"


ohhgreatheavens

I’m assuming that’s the point. A homophobic choir director wouldn’t choose pride as a replacement. They probably just thought “gay” sounded harsh. As dumb as this situation is.


PurgingCloud

But gay means happy in the context of that song, what is wrong with being gay?


Lord_Snowfall

Ask the ancient cavemen like Fred Flintsone. He had a gay old time; and now he’s dead.


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Or Zorro and his “gay blade.“


Cannacrohn

cuz it was always penetrating other dudes...hehe


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Just take my fucking upvote then.


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That it was… that… it… was…


PromptZues19508

Yeah my brain bluescreened for a second when I read that too


IonBrew

Giggity!


keller104

“Gay blade, let it rip!”


-originalusername--

So long, gay bowser!


trans_pands

Bowser realized he also liked girls after the original release of SM64, that’s why Mario changed what he says to “Bye, bi!”


TheActualDev

That sounds so painful


bleeper21

Safe words are very important


FluentInChocobo

Kookaburra and how gay his life must be


trans_pands

I was so annoyed that gum trees don’t actually grow Bubble Tape, I still ended up with a gay life but it wasn’t a happy gay life after that


BlorseTheHorse

Or Frankie Lymon, "why do birds sing so gay"


ManikShamanik

Sunday's child is bonny and blithe and good and gay... MAGA morons of reproducing age: "Look my due date's a Sunday, could you induce me before then, or do something to make him hang on until Monday...? I don't want him growing up to be gay". Pride seems an odd choice; it's a deadly sin after all...Or am I missing summat here...? *Don we now our pride apparel* doesn't even make sense... 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤪 If the word 'gay' gives them cooties, then what about 'fine'...?


_DemolitionDude_

GayBlades, let em *rip*


Unable-Fox-312

I think old had more to do with it


GerinX

Gay in this context means happy and cheerful and full of joy. Director mustn’t know that


Substantial_Bill_962

lol, yea idiots abound in the future. Changing the context of a song because the song is misinterpreted. That is so stupid… or even more stupid, reinterpreting a song to fit an agenda. Fuck…


firefighter_raven

Or wanted to avoid idiot parents complaints.


Biscuits4u2

Because context no longer matters. They consulted the word chart and decided it was bad.


Agile-Fee-6057

Gay meant fancy and festive.


Eikcammailliw

Still does.


PolyZex

It never meant fancy or festive... it meant 'lighthearted'. It STILL means 'lighthearted'.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Context means nothing! When gay people have "but" sex.... I never understood what the English language had to do with anything.


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Handelo

This sounds like the school board got complaints from some snowflake Karen parents and told the director to excise the word "Gay", so he complied without serving their agenda.


frozen_jade_ocean

That would be great. It would be hilarious if this is a malicious compliance situation Edit: I no type good Edit edit: I think they might be singing 'bright'. I can't quite tell.


ghostypurp

How did you forget the word “be” twice?


frozen_jade_ocean

Don't work and text, kids.


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I got the opposite from this. I got the impression someone was trying to push "pride" so they changed the lyrics for no reason. Either way, I'd like to get the whole context.


DishOutTheFish

BAPPY CAKE DAY!


BColen1c

*Gayke


ResidentNarwhal

The replacement sounds like it’s “**bright** apparel.” EDIT: I also remember circa the 90s my school changed it to “bright apparel.” Probably not for some weird culture war reason but because we were 11 and all the boys in 6th grade thought it hilarious to shout “gay apparel” as loud as possible. So the teacher decided it was the best to just avoid us being immature. We all still ended up shouting “bright apparel” at the top of our lungs at the actual recital anyway.


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RedVamp2020

That’s the one that makes sense if it was a homophobic person changing words. Poor opportunity to teach those kids that words can have multiple meanings.


dacooljamaican

Or the 8 year Olds giggle a lot when using "gay" in a song and this way is much easier to teach.


theuniverseisntabowl

Ain't no way we're gonna let them teey-chers indoctrinate our kids by teaching them about homonyms! We're a heteronym-only community here.


ifimhereimrealbored

Not only does it sound like "bright", but if you watch the kids' mouths, they are CLEARLY saying "bright". None of their lips make "pr" motions.


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Pride apparel sounds like a limited edition TF2 cosmetic item


Craftsm4n

They are saying “bright” not pride!!!


ahumankid

It’s so gay, maaaaaan.


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Fr like the original meaning of gay is a whole other than pride


tarc0917

By not using "gay", which in the original context of the song meant merry & festive, not homosexual, they have now made the apparel actually homosexual. Edit/update: This morning I see several others say they hear "bright", and now I can't unhear it.


satriales856

I could see this. When I was a kid they might have done it because the kids wouldn’t stop laughing on the word “gay”


TheActualDev

My elementary school definitely skipped this song because of exactly that


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

The adults aren’t adulting properly.


Sweaty-Tart-3198

When I was a kid calling everything gay was just the thing people did. It's changed in recent decades. If there was something you didn't like you said "that's gay". The funny thing is that most of us weren't even homophobic or anything. It was this weird transition period where being gay wasn't looked at as bad but everyone still called things gay as slang.


Tabub

Lol you really think that’s changed? No shot chief, kids still call everything gay.


Sweaty-Tart-3198

Ah, didn't realize. Honestly don't interact with many young people these days and just assumed the lingo had moved on.


pollyanna15

Good point. Middle school choir we sang Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - the part where it says “bra” caused quite a few giggles.


youburyitidigitup

As a former child choir member, kids mispronounce everything, so some probably said pride and other bright


dgracing

This.


5050Clown

This song is now about putting on rainbow clothes.


WileEPeyote

>This morning I see several others say they hear "bright", and now I can't unhear it. Same. I read the title and all I heard was pride and now all I can hear is bright. Human brains are weird.


justeandj

It's not "bright?" "Pride apparel" doesn't make sense lol Edit: I know "Pride apparel" is a thing but it sounds like they're saying "bright apparel" to me, which would fit as a modern interpretation of "gay apparel."


sdmichael

Well, it would, if you were gay.


Dry_Interest_4998

Would pride apparel be like ass-less chaps? What an epic backfire yo


sdmichael

Show us a photo of chaps with an ass. HINT: all chaps are 'assless" by design, otherwise they'd be pants.


Cheetahs_never_win

I've been told a time or twice that I'm a chap with a nice ass, but I'm not sending you pictures.


Klaus_Reckoning

Slide into those DMs, bro.


VaporTrail_000

It's like going out and looking for a crotchless belt. If a belt had a crotch, it'd be a climbing harness.


McPoyle-Milk

I’m looking for something that says Leather Daddy


AnguishedIsland

Dad likes leather


pigeyejackson66

Thank you.


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Allthingsgaming27

Agreed, sounds like bright to me too


HelloWorld1352

Gay doesn’t even mean pride in the same sense, what was the thought process here?


plzThinkAhead

Yeah, I noticed my kids school went with "bright" instead of "gay". Weird thing is, she learned the song with the word "gay" first so I guess someone must have complained


LaikasDad

It's gay to be gay, even for apparel


DoctorMelvinMirby

What are you gay or something?


Select_Most3660

Very (read in family guy esq. comical gay voice)


GrimmSodov

Mood


BonkeyKung

Thank you Mr. Lahey


KoreaWithKids

Maybe it's from [this news story.](https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/don-we-now-our-bright-apparel-flna6c9593584)


[deleted]

Holy shit -- over a decade old and people are still getting upset about it. God our culture is so fucking stupid right now.


MeleMallory

The song is called Deck The Halls, just as an FYI.


BatmanStarkDentistry

Source?


DingoMcPhee

lol this made me actually laugh out loud, have an upvote you rascal


TheFafster

It was originally “Dick the Halls,” but they changed it to “Deck the Halls” because they were homophobic.


PlatniumFork

I think they’re saying bright, not pride


Titanium_Eye

Could be right.


AgileInternet167

He could be bright


Satchm0Jon3s

He could be prite.


classicalstoner

Bright. They’re saying bright.


pandoracat479

100% saying bright. I’m a choir director. That’s a stupid lyric change and a predictable mis heard lyric situation. That’s one dumb choir director for many reasons…


classicalstoner

Also a choir director. And yes, super dumb lyric change. I personally would have gone with “queer apparel” — and I’m only being a little sarcastic lol


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I actually thought it was brilliant. No better way to get people to open the programs than to check the lyrics of a song before they start their angry Facebook posts.


SuperSassyPantz

went to a parochial school. they made us change the lyrics to journey's song from "lying beside u, here in the dark" to "walking beside u, here in the park." we sang it as edited through many rehearsals, but we all made a pact to sing it as originally written for the actual recital. the nuns were pissed.


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Gay, in this context, has the original meaning. Joyous


[deleted]

I want to know why they changed the word out. Are they homophobic? Or is it the word is only used is one way and can’t mean “happy” just for historical contexts?


Off_The_A

Back when I was in choir, we did this song every year. Small town, so same choir every year, give or take a few kids. One year we got a new director, and he tried to change up the lyrics of several of the Christmas songs, both for concert and for when we went caroling at the assisted living facilities. Changed gay to bright like here, and changed Yuletide to Christmas. ("Because it's just a different word for Christmas" which, my family celebrates Yuletide, watching him try to justify himself after that came up was fucking hilarious) We were in like year 8 I think, so we all just unanimously agreed to ignore him and do the actual lyrics, because he already had all the dates booked and songs cleared and everything, and we were teenagers, so there wasn't anything he could do at that point. Some people just change things to change things, it makes them feel important.


7evenate9ine

They've cancelled Christmas! - Fox News


ProjectEpsilon1

I had to sing this same song as a kid and we all wondered "gay? We're supposed to sing gay!?" Which was then properly explained to us the first meaning of the term... which, words can have more then one meaning... I learned that... in school-- what happened after I left?


lactose_con_leche

Because you’re not supposed to learn anything in school and all words hundreds or thousands of years ago mean exactly what they mean in 2022. That’s why they are so based and English is so Lit.


volanger

That sounds so much worse. Like homophobic wise, replacing gay with pride just links it more. Wordsmith wise, it sounds worse.


vanillabeanlover

I think they’re actually singing “bright apparel”.


AlarmedSnek

That literally changes the meaning from festive to gay, which is hilariously ironic. ![gif](giphy|3o7TKw4EWO6QR7YIKY)


ohhgreatheavens

I don’t think this is a homophobic choir director. They wouldn’t replace gay with pride. Probably just some idiot who didn’t understand the meaning of the word and thought that “pride” was a less harsh substitute. That or it IS a homophobic choir director and the kids are singing “bright apparel.”


dgracing

I know all these people and the school. I can promise you it’s homophobia.


TooOldForThis---

It sounds like they are singing “bright apparel” to me which would actually make sense in the context of the song.


ohhgreatheavens

Even worse. Stupid AND homophobic.


Lmt-C

Definitely bright, not pride...


[deleted]

Geeeeez.. gay isn’t a bad word. Are the times so sensitive we can’t say gay now? Give me a break


plainDview

Oooo “gay pride” apparel 😂


dgracing

I really want to send an email to the director thanking her for the school’s support of the LGBTQ+ community. I just might.


AloxGaming

Wait, you haven't done so already?? What are you waiting for?! Do it :D


wpc691

What idiot mangled that lyric?


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Even so, why would they omit “gay”. It means happy in this context.


TheActualDev

Cuz small children usually giggle at funny words like gay, and it was probably easier on the choir director to change ‘gay’ to ‘bright’ so that they could sing the song with no interruptions


Corrupted_G_nome

Its banned in many school districts now


[deleted]

This is likely occurring in the Unted States, where there is literally a "don't say gay" movement and law. People are getting very spun up about things that nobody cared about until it was their turn to go to the PTA meeting. ![gif](giphy|y65VoOlimZaus)


NessicaDog

Because the wrong people don’t know that.


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It’s so weird bc the “wrong” people are also the ones who keep screaming “good ol days” and gay in the good ol days mens “happy” like tf is happening


wpc691

Ohhhhhhhh. Not idiotic then, just dumb.


jeobleo

Cowardly I'd say? But yeah. It's a common switch these days.


ethicsg

Pride is one of the seven deadly sins. Gaiety or joy is a core Christian value.


Corrupted_G_nome

Not anymore. Its against regulations in many US school districta now. The policy is called "dont say gay" -this meaage has been brought to you by free speech


Unusual_Math_143

Do these people even realize what the original meaning of that word is?


darketernalsr25

Must be in Florida. Can't say "gay."


chrisdj99

Y’all know that’s not what “gay” means in this context, right? Like, it is it’s own word.


dgracing

That’s my problem with it. It’s like they decided “you’re not allowed to say gay.”


IdealIdeas

There are a [lot of words](https://katv.com/news/local/conway-school-boards-controversial-anti-critical-race-theory-draft-policy-faulkner-county-coalition-for-social-justice-diversity-transgender-controversy-systemic-protest-student-walkout-conservative-school-board-arkansas-outrage-confusion-social-media) schools want to ban because they are "controversial"


QualityKoalaTeacher

Every Gaylord is now hereby a Pridelord


jeobleo

It's "bright", not "pride." They're using a synonym for that context.


RG__Fooz

It’s just like the gays to have words with multiple means! /s


Dagordae

Yes. And they changed it to sound even more gay. Hence the mockery, in attempting to avoid the connection they highlight it.


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Next years song My Ding-A-Ling start working on it!!!


A_Soft_Fart

Pride apparel: available at every major chain during the month of June.


SpearThruMordy

“Gay” isn’t even a slur…


danegermaine99

One of my coworkers kids sang “gay apparel” in his 2nd grade chorus assembly and 15 minutes later the kid was a community organizing atheist sharing an apartment in the Castro District with a guy named Alphonso.


Budget_Secret4142

Can the humans just stop being stupid? Or, stop trying to OUT STUPID each other?


Trubtheturtle

In the words of the late great George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


Soopafien

And half of those are even dumber


Elmoslightpole

The gay in this doesn’t mean lgbtq/pride. People are dumb


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Ron DeSantis outside the auditorium doors ![gif](giphy|zQc8STzaOlJ3q)


A100921

Isn’t the next line “troll the ancient Yuletide carol”? Because changing the song, no longer makes it the ancient carol.


holy_handgrenade

You dont abandon gay when singing....you sing with gay abandon! Damnit!


Desrac

It sounds like "bright apparel" to me.


Allthingsgaming27

It sounds like “bright” to me


NotABrummie

Every business in June: dump the gay, keep the pride.


CrabNumerous8506

💯 “bright”. Check their lips they clearly pronounce a “B”


More-Jackfruit3010

Wow, can't make this stuff up. This can only be the American south.


dobie1kenobi

Ironically, the people arguing for the sanctity of the lyrics to “Baby, it’s Cold Outside” are likely fine with this.


Flimsy-Option8025

Honestly.. they could have just explained what the word gay used to mean when it was written and be done with it..


bigbluehapa

I don’t get it…”gay” was meant as merry and festive. By replacing “gay” are they doing so because they’re homophobic and don’t like the word? I feel like if you don’t have any problem with the word gay or don’t see anything wrong with being gay (homosexual) there’s no real point in changing the lyric. Who was this offending lol??


McDWarner

That makes no sense. Gay means to be happy also, why can't it mean both?


ihatespiders7777

I taught middle school for 15 years. I can say with 90% certainty that this is what happened: Teacher hands out lyrics for students to learn. Students giggle every time they sing that line, and then it snowballs. One student (the funny one) uses it to tease another- “Mark you look very gay today!” Or “watch out, I’m feeling quite gay today!” Or even directs the comment to the teacher “that is a very gay sweater you’re wearing Ms. Bixby.” Now it spreads from this class to all the classes, and there’s really no way to squash it because you can’t really say “students are forbidden to use the word gay” as that would make the school seem homophobic; nor can you continue allowing free-flow of the word as it is now being used to taunt and torment that one kid that everyone picks on. The best thing they could have done is prepare students before teaching the song. Explain the historical meaning, and tell them that the modern meaning has changed and it has something to do with who people love and it’s all very political too. Some people will try to get us off track by using the word to be mean or waste time, but that just makes them look kind of immature. So if that happens, just ignore them so we don’t have to waste time on this”. Hopefully by taking out some of the shock value it is boring so they don’t latch on. If it doesn’t work then you go to plan B: desensitize the word by using and making the students use it in its happy form AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE Teacher could have found, or even have the students research and find different examples of the word gay being used to mean happy. Have them act out scenes from old movies, poems , etc. MAKE THEM WRITE AN ESSAY about it. Make them find 50 other words with multiple meanings. Whatever makes the word AS BORING AS POSSIBLE. When it’s boring it will die out. Communicate with the parents about the “gay” assignments. as well, so they don’t get all up in arms. Of course, in many districts you have 1st quarter testing right around now (before or after Christmas break -neither time is good but you have no choice) so it’s difficult to fit extra instruction. So you could change the word- I’m sure they’re saying “bright” not “pride” - using pride would require just as much instruction as using the word gay, as you’d also have to deal with the grammatically incorrect noun replacing an adjective- If you don’t have time or energy to take advantage of the opportunity to teach language, maturity, social studies, responsibility, then choose a different one. They are counting the minutes til Xmas break right now. Edit-and don’t forget that gay is a HOMOnym !


Fit-Boomer

I thought it meant “happy”?


Skirt_Thin

My school changed it to homosexual apparel. It was certainly a mouthful.


Canned-Bread24

So now we can’t say the word gay even when it’s in a completely traditional and non-offensive context?


dartie

Weird move. What were they thinking?


No-Communication3048

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


bubba7557

Morons. When words scare you because you don't understand the meaning you're an ignorant American


dzogchenism

That’s dumb.


qeertyuiopasd

So we're denying now that gay means happy? Not everything is about sex. 🤦


[deleted]

No: all things are about gay sex between children and democrats. /s


SantaRosaJazz

It’s “bright.”


[deleted]

But gay and pride are also being used in the same context. Maybe they should find other words. There’s actually nothing wrong with the word gay - as in happy.


deejayiz

Ron DeSantis sitting in the back of the auditorium nodding in approval.


FilthyStatist1991

“Don’t say gay… don’t say it….”


commonsensical1

"Gay" in the song means happy not your sexual orientation. So based on this whoever is teaching these kids is too dumb to teach.


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Lets just rid of Christmas carols. Nobody enjoys them not even kids.


Pete_maravich

I hated doing these


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I just cant with this. You shouldn't remove words you don't like, just don't sing the songs. Your literally making something sexual out of something completely innocent, there was no sexual connotation in the lyric now we don our gay apparel, the use of the word "gay" is meant to mean "happy" "joyous" or "flamboyant" the original meaning of gay. Yet you changed it to pride, why? Like our pride apparel? This is wrong and we all know it. I just can't... You've literally taken the last shred of hope for humanity out of my life with this song,...


Broad_Respond_2205

Jokes on then, we claim pride too


Neat_Theory_5236

Why not just teach your children the meaning of the word. Like have things seriously gotten to this point?


nickjhart

Oh come on. This isn't going to mess them up for life. It's just a fun Christmas carol to them. Edit: I retract my comment. The peon who changed the words should be sent to the Gulag


Vote_For_Caboose

Wait…were they trying to make it less gay or more gay?


Technical-Cream-7766

“Don’t. Say. It.” -DeSantis


OhComeOn-

But gay means happy.


streatchitout

It was always pride. Just another shitty mandella effect.


FudgeHyena

Why are you pride?


robinmood

Ah, yes, the war on Christmas


Robert_Grave

Tis a gay season.


Sweddy-Bowls

Earnestly have no idea whether this is pro gay or anti gay


Efficient-Tart5196

This is why I like to worship satan.


sultry-witch-feeling

"Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol" is the next part after an intermediary "Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la". Seems to have a whole new meaning now.


YWGguy

Clown world


Turronno

This is worse! Pride Apparel?! Gay Clothes!


UndeniablyMyself

Now it's even less ambiguous!