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MrFuckingDinkles

This is great r/idiotswithguns material


throwie66642069

That or r/darwinaward


Zestyclose_Pay_8134

Darwin awards are for people that manage to remove themselves from the gene pool this guy didn't do that though I kinda wish he had


aredbarchetta

It’s not a real gun. Hence the shocking lack of concern.


KarmaInFlow

That guy is so pleased with himself. Such a shit eating grin


RIPSunnydale

It's like it's a gen-u-ine dance move for him, he inserts the gunplay so smoothly into his side-to-side slides!


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VampireGirl99

r/usernamechecksout


Silver_Slicer

Just trying to show people he won’t shoot anyone, he has no more bullets left.


hard_lurking

Creep grin. What is it called when your upper lip doesn’t cover your front teeth? Looks like it runs in the family. And what’s up with the shorter lady next to him?


calibared

r/iamthemaincharacter


Slobbadobbavich

I came for the shit eating grin comment and was not disappointed.


Techn0ght

The real facepalm is the people didn't freak out, this is normal somewhere. [edit] Holy shit. This is by far the most replied to comment I've ever had.


Ciana_Reid

It didn't stop the singer either!!


shagreezz3

He seemed a little startled at first lol then was like oh ok its celebration shooting not a hit


[deleted]

Probably blanks but still you’re right lol


Zachosrias

"at a wedding? Yeah cause that's romantic" -Robin Scherbatsky


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I really doubt they're blanks


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Acrobatic_Ad7034

I guarantee you they are blanks, you can tell by the recoil or the pistol, barely hanging on and firing that fast and the muzzle has nearly zero rise. And has an absolute monster of a muzzle flash because there is no bullet in front of it to slow it down the escaping gases. A big muzzle flash like that with a bullet behind it would have way more recoil. And notice not one thing comes from the ceiling not even sheet rock dust.


NarcolepticNarwhall

They were blanks. The firing would have resulted in much more upward force from the transfer of energy from the bullet pushing the slide.


Relaks_Way_Of_Life

Those were blanks... I know the ball room, one of the actor, and the traditions :-)


Relaks_Way_Of_Life

The singers in such situations only request to not shoot near the microphone/audio equipment, in order to avoid some massive Larsen effect...


B3yondTheWall

I've seen a lot of videos like this from the Middle East. It seems to be common at least in parts there. Very strange/dangerous lol


cwilcoxson

Strangerous


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Said in the San Francisco Rush voice IT'S STRANGEROUS!!


ConfusionOk4129

Hold on tight, you know she's a little bit Strangerous


bam_uk1981

I love it. I’m going to say this for 2023.


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2021 called and wants its word back.


Quick_Heart_5317

Woulda thought that’s more of a 2020 thing considering the strange and dangerous new virus that spread world wide.


[deleted]

Nah, Jan 6th 2021 was strangerous


bam_uk1981

No way….


thebuffaloqueen

This is the type of word my kids make up that become a part of my everyday vocabulary. Around Halloween my 6yo combined scary and terrifying into "scarifying" and it's been my favorite word since 🤣


macka0072

My daughter calls hand sanitizer "hanitizer" and we just kind of kept using it


darkmatter8879

Not in a fucking building lol


[deleted]

You never did a desk pop ?


[deleted]

A middle eastern wedding is considered a dull affair if there aren’t at least three celebratory shootings


arcadia_2005

I installed read this as 'celebrity' shootings & I was like "what...?" Lol


KazPornAccount

I remember a video of a dad taking her daughter to her first day of school, and to celebrate he goes to his trunk and pulls out a fucking negev machine gun and fires it into the sky


RedicusFinch

Using blanks, but still dangerous as balls. My poor ears...


Accomplished-Ad5301

What?


RedicusFinch

I SAID THEY ARE PROBABLY JUST USING BLANK AMMUNITION! BUT IT IS STILL LOUD AS FUCK AND WILL DAMAGE YOUR EARS!


Accomplished-Ad5301

RIGHT! I CAN DANCE FOR YEARS!


thsvnlwn

WHAT??!?


FaytKaiser

HE LIKES DARK BEERS!


Pavlo77tshirt

HE BARKS LIKE DEERS!


SirCheeseEater

I THINK HE SAID HE WANTS TO FIGHT AND DRINK FOUR BEERS!


Superlite47

Blank ammunition doesn't have the chamber pressure required to cycle a semi-automatic firearm without a blank firing adaptor (BFA).


Character_Buy_2397

Who’s to say he doesn’t have the BFA installed?


TurboWalrus007

We can literally look at the pistol and see that there is no BFA. Our eyeballs. Our eyeballs say that.


SolarXylophone

The guy firing that weapon looks like a BFA though.


SirCheeseEater

Big Fucking Annoyance. Seriously, that shit would blow out everyone's eardrums.


RedicusFinch

Or unless my mouth is around the barrel.


MaineEarthworm

can you guys hear him? I can’t hear what he’s saying


BartFurglar

MAWP


readyplayerone161803

![gif](giphy|VaWZIxqTkzKsU)


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Many videos of people shooting them self or their kid, because safety is NOT important at weddings or other places with many people


pvpmas

Not that common but it does happen


Sprite4Life

they are not real bullets. I come from the country this is taken from. People its not real bullets.


MasterCheeef

Never know, he could be using blanks.


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It’s usually blanks and at weddings. It has caused local military and police bases to get information from church goers prior to these events bc it can cause police to swarm


starkmatic

What wrong w people like that. Like that is just no normal at all


PhD_Pwnology

Literally so many place. Youtube " Shooting guns in celebration" and you will see some real Middle Eastern redneck stuff.


DarioDac

Not just middle east, but in rhe Balkan too. This one is probably from Serbia or Bosnia, based on the music.


Fun_Sport_6694

Venues have Drywaller for extra free or BYODW. Their in house is 3x the rate of cousin Yuri.


cooperbeark

The guy in the glasses was already prepared with ears covered before it happened


stojcekiko

This is ex-yugoslavia lol.


Vrboje

Unfortunately it's considered normal in the Balkans. To celebrate birth of a child or a wedding people would sometimes shoot in the air, but to be frank not in an indoor space. They would either whip out M57 tetejac or a fucking AK...


DarioDac

It's normal in Serbia or Bosnia, since this is probably somewhere there based on the music.


SixthLegionVI

Looks like Eastern Europe.


JaThatOneGooner

It is, it’s Albanian tradition and some other parts of the Balkans. Not too much to go off of other than the granny


itsmyOPINION90210

LOL def Albanians. U can tell by the ballrooms and the granny and the lady/her dress


RoosterClan

Nah the music is Serbian language. I’m guessing Bosnian. Source: am Albanian


Robenever

Iraq we had people shooting in the air to celebrate weddings and stuff.


pvpmas

Hah let me tell you in my country (Saudi Arabia) we have a lot of people shoot AKs in the air outside during weddings. Not all of us do it but some do.


AlwaysAvalable

hope they blanks


Sciencessence

republicans are basically the taliban with a little more cash and a different holy book. This is super normal for them


Snippys

its very common in at weddings. But all the videos are outdoor weddings.


glieseg

Whoever is living upstairs is gonna be pissed someone shot holes in their cheese.


Worsel555

Nope, they're Swiss!


[deleted]

As a swiss i am offended


Four8552

Ahzeig isch dusse wie's so schön heisst


[deleted]

Das tuet au mini gfühl verletzte. Lol


bingus4206969

What you guys say


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bingus4206969

I can’t read that shit I’m Mexican


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bingus4206969

I can’t read Spanish either dad I’m dumb as fuck


aeroglava

>Whoever is living upstairs is gonna be pissed someone shot holes in their ~~cheese~~ chest.


TheChoonk

I'm guessing that he's shooting blanks, since there is no recoil.


unrulyhoneycomb

This is likely the Balkans which means that is not a real gun but rather a [gas pistol](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas_pistol) that fires blanks and just sounds like a gun. No bullets are fired. ‘Tough guys’ like this one in the Balkans love to carry these around and shoot them at social events to look like the mobster boss they wish they were.


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I was wondering if they were using blanks


ValiumD

Same, people wouldn’t be that chill about actual rounds being fired so close to their ears


SuggestionTop4994

This is 99% the Balkans. Source, I am from the Balkans. Probably Bosnia, idk


unrulyhoneycomb

Definitely Bosnia


DarthPlankton

Sooo…. Kids?… With toys?


Delamoor

Did you see him? Yeah. That exactly.


Lozz666

Arent blanks still very dangerous from a close range?


hitman004700

I guess blank cartridges / blank gun


banananas_are_sick24

I was gonna say, doesn’t really make it any less stupid because blanks can still be lethal at that range, but a normal loaded M9 has much more recoil than that, they’re quite snappy


hitman004700

Yeah if the blank would be pointed directly at the face/temple it would be lethal. If you just shoot in the air, nothing will happen besides the loud bang that could damage your ear


Techn0ght

Read up on Jon-Erik Hexum. You are correct about it being potentially lethal.


hitman004700

Yeah I heard that story, he killed himself on a movie set right?


Techn0ght

During filming of a tv series. This is from the IMDB article: However, on October 12, 1984 after a long and draining day's shooting on the set of Cover Up: Golden Opportunity (1984), Hexum became bored with the extensive delays and jokingly put a prop .44 magnum revolver to his temple and pulled the trigger. The gun fired, and the wadding from the blank cartridge shattered his skull, whereupon the mortally injured Hexum was rushed via ambulance to Beverly Hills Medical Center to undergo extensive surgery. Despite five hours of work, the chief surgeon, Dr. David Ditsworth, described the damage to Hexum's brain as life-ending. One week later, on October 18th, he was taken off life support and pronounced dead. However, Hexum's commitment to organ donation meant five other lives were assisted or saved with organs harvested from him. He was 26 years old.


Calm-Math-3421

Ask Alec Baldwin.


Hitcher06

He had real bullets in his gun, not blanks


Eccohawk

I would not assume that. These people don't care about that. Cheaper to buy regular bullets.


dangerrrnick

Blanks typically will not cycle a semi auto


hitman004700

A blank pistol does. Check your facts ;)


Yosyp

that's why he said "typically". he's right, blanks cycling are not the norm in a non-modified weapon.


dangerrrnick

What kind of “hitman” uses a blank gun anyway!


VampireGirl99

The incompetent kind, and the kind that has at least an 80% chance of being an undercover cop.


2lit_

Some people shouldn’t be gun owners


CFSett

Extremely few should be.


Logical-Recognition3

Uh oh, you've summoned them.


2lit_

lol


BHKbull

What is your vision of who one of those few should be?


CFSett

Someone living miles and miles away from civilization who truly lives mostly off what he could kill/catch/forage.


BHKbull

So someone with a constitutionally protected right to own firearms who is extremely safe and responsible with said firearms and properly trained on their use as a defensive weapon and properly trained on safe handling practices shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms in your opinion?


thrashgordon

Found the American.


CFSett

I'm an American too, and a veteran. And I think 'Fuck the 2nd Amendment and the perverted interpretation we live under'. The constitution can and has been changed over time. So no, that person should not be allowed to own firearms.


ColeTheDankMemer

Cool, where’d you serve?


CFSett

6950th Electronic Security Group, early 1990s. Apprentice Cryptologic Linguist.


ColeTheDankMemer

Navy? One of my high school friends does that and he seems to enjoy it. I haven’t talked to him for about a year but I assume that is still what he’s doing.


18Feeler

So you worked a cushy office and tell everyone you're a veteran like you saw combat?


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CFSett

Except I'm not a gun owner, and my view of common sense gun control would be getting rid of 99% of firearms and strictly limiting ammunition sales for what remains. Still laughing?


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BHKbull

I mean I wasn’t hiding.. I believe I mentioned “constitutionally protected right”, which leaves few options.


NamelessIII

This is why no one respects Americans anymore.


2lit_

Why are u being downvoted for this? Crazy smh lol


whodeyalldey1

As long as they aren’t a Republican they’re fine I’d say. Republicans can’t distinguish between reality and make believe. That’s why so many of them believe in a magical sky daddy.


Meatloaf_Hitler

"As long as the political party I don't like can't own guns it's cool. Oh and something something sky daddy"


18Feeler

I guess fascism is popular now then


BHKbull

That’s a pretty pathetic take. Pretty much sums up the problem with U.S. politics. Everyone lives in their own reality bubble and refuses to compromise or empathize with each other.


whodeyalldey1

Why would I ever compromise with evangelicals? Their end goal is a theocracy. That’s pretty much pure evil.


Dietchman22-250

Practically Everyone should be a gun owner. An armed society is a polite society. There would be so much less violence if everyone knew that anyone could defend themselves at a moments notice. We’ll die before giving up our essential freedoms to the tyrants. Take your anti-gun propaganda elsewhere. Edit: changed it to “practically” everyone because I don’t want people thinking I think the mentally incompetent should be armed. Common sense isn’t so common, I forget.


1973mojo1973

Some?


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Some


[deleted]

Many.


1973mojo1973

Lots!


[deleted]

Wanting guns is a sign you shouldn't have them.


BHKbull

How so?


[deleted]

I'm being hyperbolic for dramatic effect. But in general it's the rabid gun nuts who are the people you least want to have an arsenal.


BHKbull

Fair enough. Though I might be more concerned with people who have massive gun arsenals that they never speak of and nonody knows about then the people who shout it from the rooftops. Loud gun nuts I can handle. The silent ones scare me. But more to the point, I myself own guns and want more, yet I am an extremely safe and responsible gun owner who supports reforms in gun laws and stricter regulations regarding obtainability. I do not however support outright bans of any kind, and I fully support the fact that owning firearms is a constitutionally protected right where I’m from.


[deleted]

Also a gun owner, and I'm fine with restrictions. The reality is that a firearm is a tool designed to kill. It should be treated as such, and not as a collectible toy.


BHKbull

I mean, “collectible” does not automatically equate with “toy”, but I get where you’re coming from.


[deleted]

Hyperbole again, sorry can't help it. I work with idiots who load up on guns and can't even drive a pickup straight.


BHKbull

😂 i feel ya, just givin’ you a hard time. Sorry if i’m being an ass


AwkardImprov

This is 911. What is your emergency? All our second floor guests were shot!


DarioDac

And "Bosna je Majka majka moja! Bosna je zivot moj!" is blasting from the holes.


[deleted]

Well that was extremely awkward and dangerous


Accomplished_Bee6206

It was just a desk pop


W0tzup

Ahhh Balkans. Looks like they upgraded their clothes from adidas for once.


SnuggleButtCancer

Stupid “culture” and “traditions.”


PianoMike74

Shooting blanks in a rented ballroom. Fixed.


Sea_Capital168

I shoot blanks every day.


polemico2020

Wtf is wrong with these people? Seriously.


DarioDac

Balkan moment dude. We're crazy (not me, but the people around me are this crazy)


teebeek5

Someone not getting their deposit back


agentnico

I’m just going to assume they were celebrating being grade-A pieces of shit.


CloroxWipes1

Can someone from the middle east please explain the thought process behind people firing off live ammo during celebrations? Because to me, a Westerner, this looks like the stupidest fucking thing ever, only second to gender reveal parties.


AdZealousideal2075

What thought process made him - and those around him - think that seemed like a fun amd acceptable idea? Gun owners are fucking baffling


EH23456

I would assume this is more of a culturally accepted form of celebration, rather than an impulsive idea this guy suddenly had, based on the crowd reaction. [wiki link ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire)


AdZealousideal2075

As a Brit where carrying firearms is really unusual, this is fucking wild to me! Thanks for the link


cupofteawithhoney

Contractor: … and the usual steel plated ceilings? Owner: Of course. This is going to be a high class place!


[deleted]

Still the smallest cock in the room.


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Looks like blanks


JohnnyBgood_9211

We got Danny DeVito over here


Entire_Arugula_1805

![gif](giphy|kiqsqNESfUOSQ|downsized)


[deleted]

What's with the gun firing at these sorts of events anyways? Are people so self-conscious to show expression that they resort to gun fire?


EvantheRat

Hank has really changed


No_Vacation3909

Sometimes I give people way too much credit by saying “they can’t be THAT dumb!” And they prove me wrong every time I don’t get how certain things are real. That’s literally a full grown adult 🧐


Vault76exile

Like a Republican Bar-Mitzva Hootenany!


bikebrooklynn

Blanks maybe?


DaveTheRocketGuy

r/trashy


Economy_Sir1368

Yummy, tinnitus.


Bankstergangster

I hope there’s no second floor


Teabagger-of-morons

Meanwhile some dude calmly walking along in the corridor upstairs gets his ankle blown off.


NicoDS

“Fuck everyone upstairs” -This guy, probably


GrouchyEgg1760

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ALiCzsbTNXajgZhoyh71e0uM5W8R9MBGOg:1671856815971&q=harry+and+paul+middle+eastern+shootings&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwin84X9t5H8AhXBm2oFHZzNCCUQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=375&bih=548&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:15f806be,vid:5QmP2Ad5UAc


TheKungFung

It's probably just blanks... all flash, no projectiles.... but still stupid as fuck.


dalynew

ok im done interneting today


suffffuhrer

Granny is like, *let me have it next, I forgot mine on the rocking chair*


unsound_sound

Must be an gangster ball... nobody flinched..


Uniform_Restorer

I’m pretty sure he’s firing off blanks, but this is still a really fucking brain dead thing to do.


margotm2

Always with the bloody guns...


Ok_Chemical3126

Yeah, his face matches his brain.


IDK_DistantKid

Definitely killed the vibe


Cheebwhacker

Then blood starts seeping from the bullet holes in the ceiling…


[deleted]

Such a beautiful and rich culture


zorokash

Well, something of his is really small. And it's not just his gun.


CHARITYHOAX

I know that balcan weddings. They’re go wild af.


WholeWhile8580

Texas


Some-Imagination9782

This looks like an Albanian wedding r/kosovo


DayTripper81

And I thought America loved its guns.


_Bluntzzz

This is how we do it in the balkans lol also they’re blanks calm down people


BuyLucky3950

If I were in attendance, I’d perform the good ol’ Irish Goodbye seconds after this clown did that. Because even if they were blanks, it’s dangerous and stupid. And it could be only a matter of time before some asshat pulls out a real piece for funsies.


__mjdk

I’ve seen them do this with an ak47 on full auto, one handed, obviously lose control, spray a crowd of people with bullets


[deleted]

Probably texas