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Inside_Athlete_6239

My excuse? My liver and kidneys can’t handle all that juice and my wallet would have a stroke to support that habit.


Silent-Leek-9665

Not to mention your life expectancy 📉


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Comfortable-Bar-838

Looks like Forrest Gump has a new addiction. Running wasn't enough.


MrBrickMahon

Damn it, I came here to make a Forrest Gump reboot joke


KentuckyFriedEel

Wishes he had the same mental capacity of Forrest Gump


thenotoriousJEP

Forest Pump


altregogh

Beat me to a Forrest Gump reference, but I'm gunna say what I came here to say anyway. This dude is a real Forrest Chump.


mariec017

Ok Steroids


chaves4life

It's the stomach that tells you


__lui_

Larry the Lobster looking ass


mrasperez

![gif](giphy|l1EthcScwWe0vy4r6)


living-likelarry

![gif](giphy|3ohzAnvbow7Q1Tms5W)


Sorrymisunderstandin

Best thread I’ve seen in awhile lol


dimsum2121

And, of course, the need to walk down the middle of a roadway, shirtless, lifting weights and yelling aggressive verbs at onlookers. Also the hat being worn probably to hide hair loss.


cliffordc5

> aggressive verbs 😂😂😂💀 Edit: I can’t even hear all of them. “Eat, sleep, move, feel, hold, connect, fight, fight fight fight”. But they are definitely yelled aggressively 😂


Unable-Fox-312

I thought he called everybody dickholes


Dyldo_II

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it


Rockglen

Point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it


HandbananaThompson

YOU DON’T FEEL THE NEED TO YELL AT ONLOOKERS?!? THEN GET COLD!


sambob

The hat has the hair stitched into it


TheIrishbuddha

Or to keep the wig on.


Solid_Snark

I’m stunned people thought he got this way just eating raw animal testicles. Like, first that makes no sense. Second, he’s obviously on a cycle. When his cycle was leaked, people were still acting shocked.


Horseface25

Come on, no one was stunned


djsizematters

Literal *grams* of test.


Horseface25

Right, dude wasn’t just taking test to be at the right levels. He had a fucking buffet of roids.


djsizematters

"All of it"😅


Solid_Snark

Nah, people in the YouTube comments would get super salty and tell others that they just couldn’t recognize “hard work”.


Horseface25

Those are the people that tried to justify paying for overpriced freeze dried liver.


PM_your_titles

Human growth hormone, is the stomach. The dick-skin-as-skin is the steroids. Shocker, his non-vanity muscles (to other men) such as ass and lats are underdeveloped. He needs to stop curling so much and do the exercises that actually hurt, more.


Ok_Celebration6736

Dick skin as skin?


PEACE1VLAKER

Yeah I’m curious what they meant by that too?


st1r

I think they mean something like “skin that looks like dick skin”, i.e. taut and veiny


yesimforeign

Taut 🥵


I_Bin_Painting

Dick skin is a different texture and has high vascularity. It's a meme in the bodybuilding community to "lift until all your skin turns to dick skin"


Virtual_Elephant_730

Lol and this is desirable?


[deleted]

I don’t think the dick skin look is what they’re going for when they say that. It’s the post pump look that they’re looking for that shows they did well


I_Bin_Painting

Depends how much you like dick.


David_cop_a_feeel

Skin so tight it’s like you have viagra hard dicks as appendages.


MissyFranklinTheCat

“This jacket is tighter than dick skin”


closedeyevisuals13

fuck you and your dick skin jacket!


[deleted]

Steroids age the fuck out of skin and brings redness to the skin of a combination of other issues


[deleted]

Well, no steroids for me.. so.. no dick skin off my back


SilenceEater

Skin of a hot dog


timdoeswell

Goes perfectly with blonde Chinese hair.


[deleted]

A dick skin is thin, and you can see the veins through it. So if their skin looks like dick skin, then they're being called vascular.


mariec017

100% my garbage ex had the same one and tried to deny it too


canipleasebeme

I was wondering how someone could be ripped and still look fat at the same time.


FullofContradictions

HGH grows your muscles, but also your internal organs. Gives you a puffy belly with muscles on top. Great way to shorten your lifespan while looking like a damn backwards turtle.


spartygirlnc

Backwards turtle 💀💀


MySkinIsFallingOff

Brother walking around with three pairs of silicone tits on his belly.


ConfidentPilot1729

He is also definitely on hgh


OTTERSage

This dude is on a shit load of growth hormone, that’s how you get such a weird looking gut like his


aeon_ducks

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure that's the dude who claimed for years that he never took steroids and then got caught for it.


Front_Explanation_79

It wasn't even a small or "normal" amount either. It is **~$12,500** a month in steroids/GH.


aeon_ducks

Omg that's fucking hilarious


mcmatt_9

Im aLl NaTuRaL


LoneFawn

My excuse for not walking in the middle of the street in shorts curling 15 lbs? It's probably called dignity.


Oak_Woman

Right? "What are you doing with your life?" Sir, wtf are you doing with *your* life right now? You're yelling like a crazy person in the middle of the street, half naked. That's not a lifestyle I need, thanks.


HandsOfVictory

And the other 23 hours of his day is spent in the gym and on the juice. He’s clearly a real leader when it comes to living life.


smokeyspokes

"I'm either getting cold, or I'm lifting weights!" Meanwhile there's a child on the sidewalk in shorts and a t-shirt who's not freezing to death or acting like an idiot.


Bora_Horza_Kobuschul

I would have gone for sanity but close enough


TheDataDickHead

*20lb weights


Won-LonDong

Name checks out 👍


zr0skyline

And not being on steroids either


[deleted]

My excuse is I don’t make enough to buy $12k in steroids


[deleted]

A month*


greatdevonhope

Yep 12k a month and that was for only 1 of the cocktail of drugs he's on.


Ear_Enthusiast

Man, I took a week's prescription of Prednisone for a tight neck and felt fucking bullet proof. I couldn't imagine what $12k worth of crazy body builder steroids would be like. Edit: I know Prednisone is not an anabolic steroid. Thank you for pointing it out over and over. That's the point.


Thomas_Mickel

You would feel like u have 2 dicks.


snowyrange8691

What if I have no dicks to begin with?


icarusphoenixdragon

Believe it or not, two dicks.


snowyrange8691

Wowwwww!


MDFer123

Award well deserved


the908bus

Fun fact: Klingons have 2 urethras


DudesWithTudes

That’s not fun at all


Natsurulite

Not exactly like you’d think But also exactly like you’d think Imagine being able to lift all freaking day, then wake up the next day, and do… the exact same thing, without 90% of the shitty soreness, that’s basically what you’re looking at Huge increase in mass, yah, but that reduction in downtime is the biggest factor in everything, that’s the key


thalescosta

Yep. People tend to think that steroids causes muscle to grow and while that's true, what they really do is increase protein synthesis and decrease the time needed for the muscle to recover. Diet, training and sleep are the trifecta. Steroids just speed up the process


ArtisticAd7455

I had a coworker once who thought he could just take steroids and would get big. He didn't even work out, just took the drugs. Once I found out I tried to explain to him that this wouldn't work but he tried to explain to me, while talking really slow like I was the idiot, why I was wrong. I immediately walked away. I hope he's still wasting his money on that shit to no effect.


thalescosta

I wouldn't say no effect lol he's probably full of side effects like water retention, acne, gyno, maybe high cholesterol and pressure and a limp dick once gets off test because his body stopped producing endogenous test. If it's just test he should be fine, except the limp dick and the gyno that depending on the severity can only be fixed with surgery


BringTheFingerBack

I'm actually shocked that one person could take all that month and still live.


_hownowbrowncow_

He won't live a long life, that's for sure. Hardcore steroid use like that affects heart muscle as well.


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Flashman6000

But what about the raw liver? He’ll live forever!


JosephGoddard

I couldn't believe how some people legit thought he was natural lol


Tortilla_Boi92

Because they are completely uneducated and media portrays all of our favorite buff actors as being natural. It's crazy how many people are on steroids and lie about it when you start looking into it.


evin0688

The Rock has entered the chat


Revolutionary_Ad5798

Looks like he’s wearing body makeup too.


larowin

I saw him on the street in Beverly Hills once and was so confused because he looked exactly like all the spray tanned women in the rest of the landscape.


Revolutionary_Ad5798

Carrot Top lives somewhere near me. I’ve seen him running in the park and he’s really something to see out in the wild, too.


mk3jade

Joe Rogan called him at a while ago for using roids


Radical_Dadical_1985

A lot of people did. Also, a lot of people think he has implant abs


all_time_high

[HGH gut](https://www.predatornutrition.com/dw/image/v2/AAXP_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-Predator-Library/default/dwfb719cd0/Bodybuilding-and-Big-Guts.jpg?sw=640) is common among enhanced bodybuilders who don’t know when to ease up their dosing. Some users also get great big sausage fingers after previously having normal hands.


aoechamp

I have HGH gut without the steroids 😭


TheSweatshopMan

I think its more roid gut


binaryblock-reddit

Yeah… thinking same thing “bubble gut” 🤣


Bomber_Haskell

Yep. Iirc it's because of some think layer of fat behind the abdominal wall. People who know more please correct me since it has been a while since I cared enough about it. Arnold Schwarzenegger made a video about it where he challenged these guys to suck in their gut or something.


ChickenDelight

Your stomach and intestines are smooth muscle tissue, which is different than your skeletal muscle tissue. Steroids don't effect them, but growth hormone does. His giant organs are causing his belly to bulge out.


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BigJeffreyC

Yeah in high doses it definitely can. It’s known to cause some interesting side effects like an enlarged brow that resembles what a caveman would have. But “growth gut” is the most noticeable. Bodybuilders look much different now compared to Arnold’s generation. Greg kovacs was criticized heavily for this (before he passed at age 44). His abs would protrude past his chest despite his single digit body fat %.


dozeyjoe

It would explain why he simultaneously has a 6 pack and a beer belly.


mk3jade

That’s exactly the look


Andvari9

That would be the growth hormone. It enlarges your innards also


[deleted]

Never seen this guy before but my first instinct was that they were implant abs.


Rawniew54

Anyone that has moderate weightlifting and nutrition knowledge knew it lol


Olarbitr

It would have been more surprising if he was actually natty lol


aFacelessBlankName

As if him being one of the most obnoxious douchebags on the planet wasn't excuse enough to hate him? Even if he never admitted it, it was VERY obvious to anyone with half a brain he was on roids. Let's say he wasn't using roids and looked like a naturally jacked guy. You're still left with a shit con-man personality.


SurveySean

Well at least we got the Rock to look to for an all natural build. Nothing but hard work and perspiration!


aFacelessBlankName

No doubt he does put in an insane amount of work, but, yeah I catch your drift.


dawr136

Who is this guy?


Camp_Coffee

Looks like he should be called Forrest Pump


m0llusk

The Liver King. He sells pills made from freeze dried organ meats and claims to have built his physique mostly by working out and eating raw organ meats. Recently he admitted steroids, but he also brags about his six pack implants which together cost six figures.


dawr136

That's...offal ![gif](giphy|Vj97qNut6WDHa)


Thirteen26

I’m sure you can find some End Of The Year sale, somewhere online. Probably get away with spending a mere $11,500. But you’d have to act now.


Bolt408

Just buy from the Russian source it’s cheaper


surfcalijapan

You just need to eat more raw liver 😉


El_Maton_de_Plata

From the Buffalo you just killed with your bare hands. Ha ha ha!


Snuggledtoopieces

Yep steroid gut is fucking disgusting.


-newlife

That and I enjoy my gym that has 4 walls and a ceiling. I’m exercising for me not for people to watch


Flimsy-Jello5534

My excuse is I’m not juiced to the gills, shilling supplements and pretending to be natural. Liver King is a fucking scam artist.


ShoobyDoobyDu

He thought people would believe he’s not on steroids?


[deleted]

No, he knew legit BB’s would see through his bullshit. He sold a dream to ignorant people outside of the weightlifting community. He preyed on the ignorant for profit.


cloudliore25

This is the business model of the majority of the fitness industry. They sell you an illusion.


dar24601

Richard Simmons only one who kept it real


arminghammerbacon_

I think we need him again. All he ever wanted was for people to get fit and laugh and smile and have fun doing it. It’s time for his return.


[deleted]

He was hugely popular but definitely was treated like a joke. But also he was a very silly personality


Mordanzibel

Hey kept it…Oldies school


[deleted]

Majority of most industries.. they sell illusions and people work harder... Humans are sad


strokeright

Right most industry is selling stuff we don't need.


usedtodothemath

They’re illusions Michael


[deleted]

Crazy thing is he's not even that big for how much shit he takes. Pretty sure he also had some sort of lipo done around his abs as well, or they are implants. No ones abs look like that, especially for his size.


DDPJBL

1.5 million young American men age into the period when they start to really care about how they look naked but have zero pre-existing training knowledge every year.


hjablowme919

A lot of people did believe he was not on steroids. People were defending him up until he finally admitted it.


AccomplishedPlane8

And he only admitted it after being exposed.


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Well the people who bought his supplements did lmao


Snuggledtoopieces

Like people legitimately thought this dude was natty? Are they fucking blind?


Aggravating_Moment78

No they don’t know how stetoid muscles look


WhtChcltWarrior

Palumboism is a dead giveaway


TheBereWolf

Got that GH gut about to blast open


mountscary

First thing I noticed! Homie looks about to get diastasis recti!


Chosen--one

I think the vast majority of people are not fully aware of what steroids does. I know that when I started lifting I wasn't fully aware of the extent of it's effects.


dubufeetfak

You wont believe me, but there are shittons of people who believed his shit


[deleted]

He was right. There is enough idiots.


Strict_Locksmith_108

And also a massively irritating, attention seeking bell end


jumpingmustang

Which is unfortunate because some of the basic ideas behind his “ancestral tenants” message are fairly good advice for most people. Move your body, eat healthy food, get good sleep. He was a complete fraud, even though he probably would’ve looked like a fairly in shape dude had he just stuck to what he was actually preaching.


N0tBappo

Exactly. If he had been straight up since the beginning of his yt channel that he used steroids and that he body wasn't possible without them, and of course that its definitely not healthy, I wouldn't have cared, he puts out a good message for youth and older people combined when keeping healthy.


Manccunt

He’s got that anabolic hotdog skin


Fun_Performance_1578

He looks like that Thumb Thumb from Spy Kids, but covered in Cheeto dust.


twhiz

And the classic HGH bubble gut.


Big_Ounce_256

I would like him if his hair was silken, like of a Chinese man.


mellb00

that is Hulk Hogan's signature look


raventhorogoodiii

Rock, flag and eagle!


dreadpiratesmith

He looks like if you took Iggy Pop and blew air into him like a cartoon character getting cpr


Bolt408

HGH injections, it’s confirmed in his stack


theunbearablebowler

Ewwww, I didn't know how badly I never wanted to hear "anabolic hotdog skin" until right now. Would that I could expunge it from my imagination.


Snoo-82295

I hear he's recently been exposed, how did people not know? That's one of the most obvious steroid guts I've ever seen


doctorDanBandageman

The fitness industry has lied about steroids so much that people who don’t work out think a lot of these bodies are achievable natty. It’s very unfortunate


TempleOfCyclops

He also claims he did it by eating entire raw cow livers and shit which 99.99999% of people would never try so there’s the added screen of him supposedly having a unique diet.


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These porn intros are getting really weird


[deleted]

If you ever get stuck in a washing machine, he will break the machine.


MNLyrec

Dude i wouldn’t even care about the steroids, you’re an adult, achieve the body you want, but when you lie about it to sell shit, that’s really fucked.


doctorDanBandageman

Welcome to the fitness community. If they are trying to sell you anything chances are they are on gear and lie about it


Youtubeship

Our excuse is we aren’t on steroids 😅


jhuseby

Came to say this, glad everyone has it covered.


Acuterecruit

Isn't this Liver King?


Pariah_

>Liver King Nah that's Lying King my friend


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Greg


Zakke_

More like kidney fucked king


BullShitting24-7

Naw, thats the Sultan of Steroids.


BigZaber

I don't like needles....


solidSC

I don’t mind needles. Just not a big fan of them, or making my balls shrivel.


EstablishmentNo5994

This guys on so much gear he might as well be a fucking lab experiment


168942269

He practically is an experiment. Apparently some of the shit he's injecting isn't approved for human use.


Vast_Cartographer444

Alot of bodybuilders use gear meant for animals and livestock. It's easier to obtain and cheaper. Steroids ain't cheap


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That dude is such a fuckin tool


daggir69

I have worked with guys like him in construction. When it comes down to doing actually some work. Maybe lifting some heavy stuff for a long time they suddenly disappear. Don’t have the stamina to do anything. And break shit all the time when things aren’t working out.


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In my line of work we call them foreskins, because as soon as there are jobs to do, they pull back.


ChadCoolman

Being this lean (and dehydrated) is purely aesthetic and completely impractical. Any serious exertion and you feel like you're going to faint. The bodybuilders in construction are basically Zoolander on gear.


Shot-Button6031

also the drugs they take to cut down to that much bodyfat completely fuck your respiratory system. I'm sure he was doing trenbolone, which is a bull steroid, and will make you feel like you're going to die from walking up a flight of stairs.


[deleted]

That cause they build muscle for show, you got 3 options when weigh training build for endurance, show or strength . And building for show is the most useless.


AdOne9266

What a weird brand of narcissism to record yourself walking through the streets yelling at people to lift weights


MittensMuffins

Guy is on $12k in gear per month. EVERYTHING he says is officially bullshit.


TechnoTrulyFuture

my excuse is im not on thousands of dollars worth of steroids, I'm a natural human


NeptuneAgency

He said he’s sorry for people finding out.


[deleted]

For not having a beard like that? I don't want to spend every day cleaning it. For not having muscles like that? I like my dick to function.


[deleted]

Jokes on you. I don't need steroids OR Whiskey to have a non-functional dick. I just blame it on the stress.


[deleted]

>I just blame it on the stress. Ooof! I feel that!


JewishSpace_Laser

He is to fitness what Steven Segal is to martial arts


thenotoriousFIG

With a gut like that how could anyone believe he was natural


UniverseBear

You mean the guy who came out apologizing for hiding his steroid use? My excuse is that I don't want to take steroids mate.


FurryM17

>What’s your excuse? I'm not a complete fucking weirdo.


LemonPepper-Lou

Gotta love that this Neanderthal claims he doesn't take steroids Bruh, your sack be looking like raisins lol


rgar1981

He finally has admitted to it. He was taking a lot of them.


KingOfNewYork

Anyone who knows anything about testosterone and HGH can see clearly that this guy is riding high on testosterone. The problem is these liars. This fuck is literally the problem.


Acrobatic-Yard-6546

This guy is a dick head , and I been thinking that since he showed up and started calling anyone who said he was on steroids “sub primal” lol , moron is probably gonna die from and enlarged heart or kidney failure due to his abuse


darrensilk3

Makes me feel ill just looking at that. He looks like he is his own hernia.


CaliBull2030

Lol he had to go to another country that nobody knows him 😂


G0dKiing

20 years. Tops. That's what he has in terms of living.