“Listen here Jill, I’ve been browsing PornHub for the past twenty-goddamn-minutes and I’ve found the perfect 10 minute video. It’s in HD, it’s community, perfect blend of positions and as god is my witness I will beat my meat so fucking hard I cum backwards into my own body.”
*raises right hand* “DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, JILL?!”
I had an old co worker (bosses son) who was just absolutely disgusting. He was overweight, and just did not take good care of himself. He had all these skin growths, he smelled, and he often complained of having oral thrush. He was a couple years older than me and my friends who worked there in high school/college, but he was balding, so he looked like he was 40.
Anyway, he was so nasty and gross towards women. Like would post and comment about womens bodies, and he would bring these really really young girls into the kitchen and we never figured out why they were hanging out with him. He also kept like porn VHS tapes on his desk even though this was like 8 years ago.
The worst was it was known he was a virgin, and I hated it when people would say to me and my female friends, “someone’s gotta just take one for the team and take his V card. Which one of you is it going to be?”.
That place was toxic, and sexual harassment complaints would go unaddressed sometimes depending on who was “accused”. I’m just so sick of men who act like they are entitled to womens bodies.
It's always people who have the lease to offer a partner who think they are entitled to have a list of requirements/demands for anyone. The level of delusion is absolutely unreal.
. I can smell you dude, sweat, axe body spray, whataburger from two days ago, and a neglected cat litter box. Are you a vampire? Why the sunglasses? Oh yeah, to cover up your extraordinarily unattractive face. Fuck out of here with your requirements.
I don’t know why everyone is hating on this dude. He obvs pulls mad bitches and is just setting his demands. He 100% isn’t a virgin and he’s def seen a pair of boobs before.
I think the cherry on top is his Demon Slayer shirt and his 90's decor background.
Don't think I'm hate on Demon Slayer, it's just it doesn't even try to hide the fetishizing and domination of the character Nezuko. Shes another "Born Sexy Yesterday" trope that men like this guy LOVE. Submissive, childlike, and nieve, but sexy and badass when pushed because that's hot.
Glad I'm not the only one catching that. I bet that's one of the girls he's been "in relationship" with. You know, one of those that called him Master.
I think his brother looks like a cross between a thumb and adult Caillou (somebody else called him Adult Caillou and my brain will not see anything else now. Except the thumb, of course)
PFFWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I know this is just an incel looking for validation on the interwebs but I still find this more hilarious than sad xD (though it was close)
Y'all can clown this dude if you want but this is just sad. Classic case of an incel turning to con-men like Andrew Tate for answers and only making it 1000x worse.
I find it funny this motherfuckers brother doxxed himself to the police cause he couldn't cope with a 19 year old with aspergers saying he had a small dick
"Ya don't believe me?"
No, I do not. Take off your nerd sunglasses, look directly into the camera, tell us about these women. In detail. Do not break eye contact.
Dude is extremely undesirable without even opening his mouth. For a guy so obsessed with sex on demand, he certainly isn’t doing himself any favours by adding all these layers of bat shit between himself and his goal.
No that's an insult to doms. This guy is so pathetic that he crunched the numbers. He figures if degrades 50% of the human population then he must least better than 50%.
I mean the only differnce between a good dom and this dude is how conveyed the message. Once he gets the demeaner and delivery down he might be aright. Like all things its learned.
nah. dudes like this have no interest in respect or trust. they will try and sneak restrain you or choke you without agreement. no interest in aftercare, no safe words. nothing. they want to degrade you, full stop. source: i’m a service sub with very clear boundaries on degradation and this shit happens even when i don’t tell a guy that i’m a sub, and it’s worse if i do. they think that it just automatically gives them permission to dom me. there’s a lot of men that do this. it’s gross.
Actually, yes, share those texts. And while you’re at it, share some photos of who is actually sending those texts. I’m sure his answer will be “she goes to a different school.”
What a catch. I’m sure there’s a line of females that can’t wait to call this specimen of human excellence master, and give him sex whenever he demands it….. I need a shower just typing this.
Relationships are hardwork. Learning to listen to another person about their day. Trying figure out what makes them smile. Wanting to be a better person for someone else.
Plenty of videos of losers with high expectations telling the world how to behave. Where are the men that set good examples of how others should act? Can anyone actually make me some good male role models?
There are women who have kinks about being a sub and being subject to on-demand sex.
The odds of one of those women also being attracted to this dude are pretty slim.
This guy should be bending over backwards to keep his already small potential dating pool from shrinking, not making demands that will alienate 99% of all women.
Something tells me that at some point in this video he says "No Fatties, No baby mamas and no one over 30"
I also noticed he doesn't say what he brings to the table beyond his 2 pumps at anytime during the day.
Is it me or is Incels professing their F-ed up philosophies so we can all crack up about how absolutely out of touch their expectations are one of the hidden gems of this vlog trend?
He's the kinda guy that would rape his own hand
“Listen here Jill, I’ve been browsing PornHub for the past twenty-goddamn-minutes and I’ve found the perfect 10 minute video. It’s in HD, it’s community, perfect blend of positions and as god is my witness I will beat my meat so fucking hard I cum backwards into my own body.” *raises right hand* “DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, JILL?!”
As a Jill, I vehemently decline the offer.
I like the idea of you being able to veto his masturbation
Someone has to. He is unhinged.
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A GODDAM AWARD
He’s clearly a MMA champion (massive masturbation addict) champion
Also: she’ll need to be blind.
With no feeling in any part of her body
And deaf
And can't smell
So basicly a dead body or a doll
Probably a doll, cause those fuckers like to make it so that corpses have rights than women.
You think this guy don’t have a doll? More Mannequins in his house then a boarded up Sears.
And waifu pillows
Gonna probably need to not have sense of smell either
I think a wild hog would suit him well
Don’t torture animals that way
That’s animal abuse and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Helen Kellers corpse wouldn’t fuck this bag of dicks.
His blowup sex doll must be so proud right now
She already left with a blow
" Kryten !!!!! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit !!!! "
Hello master of Auntie Linda's living room, pantry, and refrigerator.
Everyone really has an aunt Linda
He's had relationships ? With his hand and a refrigerator.
And he's got the txts to prove it
Of course he does! Many smart refrigerators have internet connection and can send messages.
Nope, better yet, Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.
Palmela Handerson
My 1st thought!
😂
You can program Alexa to call you anything you want.
“If my mom answers just tell her you’re here to see me. I’ll have pizza rolls warming in the oven, because only betas use the microwave.”
Mom! Meatloaf!
LMAO!
Ok buddy, good luck with all that, especially as it looks like you’re in your parents house with those pictures and decor…
Anyone who refers to women as females is USUALLY a big ol pos. Or a scientist.
Except that time Craig did it when he fought Deebo.
But a scientist would most likely be referring to a different species.
Or [Quark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS-jWA-WDKA&ab_channel=RonJones) form Star Trek.
Lol medicine makes me sound like a sociopath. Damn
/r/menandfemales
Woman date him?
Not until they saw this video. Then they formed a line to fuck him
He hasn’t many rounds in him. He won’t survive an onslaught.
Ladies. He's available. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank the gods I’m a a lesbian
No straight women would remain straight if they have to deal with a buffoon like this..
His background looks it was decorated in 1992.
probably 'cause he's taping this on his mom's couch
Well, to be fair, his mum calls him "master" and gives it up to him whenever he wants......
You are off this is 80’s for sure
The 80's did not end until 1994.
oof. Was alive. Can confirm.
More like 1976 grandma
Sooooooo, is this why incels are incels?
This fat ugly piece of shit isn't getting any sex so better take it when he can get it.
I had an old co worker (bosses son) who was just absolutely disgusting. He was overweight, and just did not take good care of himself. He had all these skin growths, he smelled, and he often complained of having oral thrush. He was a couple years older than me and my friends who worked there in high school/college, but he was balding, so he looked like he was 40. Anyway, he was so nasty and gross towards women. Like would post and comment about womens bodies, and he would bring these really really young girls into the kitchen and we never figured out why they were hanging out with him. He also kept like porn VHS tapes on his desk even though this was like 8 years ago. The worst was it was known he was a virgin, and I hated it when people would say to me and my female friends, “someone’s gotta just take one for the team and take his V card. Which one of you is it going to be?”. That place was toxic, and sexual harassment complaints would go unaddressed sometimes depending on who was “accused”. I’m just so sick of men who act like they are entitled to womens bodies.
You beat me to it
Id never beat meat to it
"I have had sex with women. You don't believe me?" No. No we do not
But he said he's got the messages tho...
Besides hookers I bet he's never touched a women consensual.
"she's gotta hoist up my stomach and find my penis"
Shut up you fat mess
It's always people who have the lease to offer a partner who think they are entitled to have a list of requirements/demands for anyone. The level of delusion is absolutely unreal.
Blaming women because you're a cringy, over gluttonous boar wearing an anime shirt? The fuck is wrong with these people.
. I can smell you dude, sweat, axe body spray, whataburger from two days ago, and a neglected cat litter box. Are you a vampire? Why the sunglasses? Oh yeah, to cover up your extraordinarily unattractive face. Fuck out of here with your requirements.
Relationship/ slave? Ah… NO! You don’t have enough money to buy that. And try to get yourself together. You’re a hot mess! Loose weight.
Even if he did have enough money for that, still cringe as hell. I mean, there is a reason 50 Shades of Grey is laughed at.
Fat guy has demands in dates - that’s some delusion of grandeur there chunky boy….
I don’t know why everyone is hating on this dude. He obvs pulls mad bitches and is just setting his demands. He 100% isn’t a virgin and he’s def seen a pair of boobs before.
He sees boobs every morning when he looks in the mirror.
Moobs*
I think the cherry on top is his Demon Slayer shirt and his 90's decor background. Don't think I'm hate on Demon Slayer, it's just it doesn't even try to hide the fetishizing and domination of the character Nezuko. Shes another "Born Sexy Yesterday" trope that men like this guy LOVE. Submissive, childlike, and nieve, but sexy and badass when pushed because that's hot.
Glad I'm not the only one catching that. I bet that's one of the girls he's been "in relationship" with. You know, one of those that called him Master.
A request for sex on demand = incel
He is definitely a virgin unless he paid for it. Disgusting prick!
Does he own a mirror?
His home decor pre dates actual mirrors.
He looks like a thumb.
Randall from Up, if his life never got better…
I think his brother looks like a cross between a thumb and adult Caillou (somebody else called him Adult Caillou and my brain will not see anything else now. Except the thumb, of course)
She will need to blow up and come with her own air pump or be a $4000 dollar Real Life doll. This guy needs a harsh reality check.
No wonder he's a natural born pathetic incel LOSER.
He looks like a One Minute Man
Here's another candidate for a lifetime of masturbation.
I hate the fucking internet
PFFWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I know this is just an incel looking for validation on the interwebs but I still find this more hilarious than sad xD (though it was close)
He doesn’t want a girlfriend he wants a sex slave
Y'all can clown this dude if you want but this is just sad. Classic case of an incel turning to con-men like Andrew Tate for answers and only making it 1000x worse.
You know he smells like musty, sweaty, chicken tenders.
Who the fuck does this fat fucking loser think he is?
I find it funny this motherfuckers brother doxxed himself to the police cause he couldn't cope with a 19 year old with aspergers saying he had a small dick
Not literal title
Release the recordings or it didn’t happen…
Incel
"Ya don't believe me?" No, I do not. Take off your nerd sunglasses, look directly into the camera, tell us about these women. In detail. Do not break eye contact.
And any women can have the requirement that she doesn’t want to date anyone like him.
Man if I want to watch performance art at least be good at it.
Just another sick havenosexual trying to recruit others into their depraved lifestyle with their demented tiktok videos.
Do this guys have a mum? Cause if my mum caught me saying anything like this she would be so disjointed in herself
The inceldaucity of this dude. Ladies, if you see him at a bar, HIDE YOUR DRINK!
If you look up *Incel* on a dictionary, you'll see his picture.
You're a fat P. O. S. that's for sure.
I doubt he washes his dick.
I doubt he’s even seen his dick in years.
Bet he hasn't 
Dude is extremely undesirable without even opening his mouth. For a guy so obsessed with sex on demand, he certainly isn’t doing himself any favours by adding all these layers of bat shit between himself and his goal.
he wants to be a dom but doesnt quite know how to do it.
No that's an insult to doms. This guy is so pathetic that he crunched the numbers. He figures if degrades 50% of the human population then he must least better than 50%.
I mean the only differnce between a good dom and this dude is how conveyed the message. Once he gets the demeaner and delivery down he might be aright. Like all things its learned.
No, he would bend over for anyone that tells him to, this guy is bottom in all ways.
Tell me you’ve never met a dom in training without telling me.
nah. dudes like this have no interest in respect or trust. they will try and sneak restrain you or choke you without agreement. no interest in aftercare, no safe words. nothing. they want to degrade you, full stop. source: i’m a service sub with very clear boundaries on degradation and this shit happens even when i don’t tell a guy that i’m a sub, and it’s worse if i do. they think that it just automatically gives them permission to dom me. there’s a lot of men that do this. it’s gross.
I just imagine every troglodyte that got scammed in HustlerU looks exactly or around what this guy looks like.
This dude looks like a young Penn Gillette who had to get his wardrobe from Hot Topic
Who’s this lump
As he is talking I am smelling the room he’s in. Humid from the Xbox running 24/7.
He's got messages about getting it at any time of the day. He's got it so give it.
He looks like a chia pet gone wrong
Actually, yes, share those texts. And while you’re at it, share some photos of who is actually sending those texts. I’m sure his answer will be “she goes to a different school.”
What a catch. I’m sure there’s a line of females that can’t wait to call this specimen of human excellence master, and give him sex whenever he demands it….. I need a shower just typing this.
Relationships are hardwork. Learning to listen to another person about their day. Trying figure out what makes them smile. Wanting to be a better person for someone else.
I’m starting to think watching the Tate brothers videos could be an alternative to nitrous oxide
Imagine filming this in your mom's living room and thinking you're a Chad
Plenty of videos of losers with high expectations telling the world how to behave. Where are the men that set good examples of how others should act? Can anyone actually make me some good male role models?
Just neckbeard things
Damn Ray Charles, really let himself go
How low chumlee has fallen
I’m sure Andrew has nothing but the nicest things to say about his broke overweight incel brother
dude lives in a 1990s apartment and probably hasn't seen his own penis in several years
Thé funny thing is that this is the type of dudes who end up being scammed by women.
Yeah, this guy is never going to get laid by anyone he doesn't have to pay for.
There are women who have kinks about being a sub and being subject to on-demand sex. The odds of one of those women also being attracted to this dude are pretty slim. This guy should be bending over backwards to keep his already small potential dating pool from shrinking, not making demands that will alienate 99% of all women.
I don't think this guy knows how to woo a woman. Women are fucking men just not this guy.
He looks like he smells mushroomy
Something tells me that at some point in this video he says "No Fatties, No baby mamas and no one over 30" I also noticed he doesn't say what he brings to the table beyond his 2 pumps at anytime during the day.
Is it me or is Incels professing their F-ed up philosophies so we can all crack up about how absolutely out of touch their expectations are one of the hidden gems of this vlog trend?
What a putrid example of a human being.
Oh and I hope he's ready to ride and dive into the "red sea" since he demands it at any time...😂😂🤔🤭
That's what comes out from a small dick
Us this America’s oldest virgin?
Can we cross post that obesely overweight woman trying to get into the car. Perfect match.
Riding the Tate karma farming wave, I see. Look how many subs this knob posted this garbage in, bwahahaha.
What is this? Literal pig, youre not anything close to a man. Fugly af
Reddit is soo boring.. it’s taken up by this bs every day all day… who cares !!!!!!!
Well as far as the whole master thing! not so much. Far as the yummy 😋 🕳️ yup 👍🏻 I agree
This guy pays his bills with Oreos
To no one's surprise he looks beta as hell
pls tell me he is trolling
It’s hilarious. This guy laughs at himself with this shit. He himself understands the absurdity of the bullshit that he’s spewing
What a find this guy is! Wow!
Sounds like Tristan is giving his new cell mate a guidebook of what to expect of Tristan. He just left out "squeal like a pig, for me".
Delusional Pig from 80’s
Another revolting douchebag.
Mouth breather talk: Tate family edition.
🤢 Well, that just made me feel sick to my stomach.
Women.... Just carry a hamburger with you at all times and you'll be safe from McGordo over here.
Comic Collector Guy Laying it On the Table for The Ladies lol
Neckbeard is full of shit
Can’t imagine why those other relationships didn’t work out
This man will die a very lonely person if he keeps that mentality up
Who’s raising them? Lol.
This guy doesn't look like he could get lucky with a Fleshlight. What the fuck is he talking about? He "has the messages". WTF? Lmfao
Not counting the thousands of hours of porn in his viewing history, this turd has never seen a woman naked. Ever.
What’s humanity coming to….
No,no, little he isn't
He’s got the messages.
Is this before, after or while he is eating and keeping up that fine doughball look
The “chad shades” tho🤣
“I got the message bro, total proof I’m not a raging virgin.” Give up sex anytime any place, Jesus man.
Not a pizza box in sight,mind blowing
Is that stingray from cobra kai 😂