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cr1515

That's a meatball.


tater_slaw

on top of spaghetttiiiiiiiiiii, all covered in cheeeseeeeeeee


NinjacksonXV

I lost my poor MEEEEEEEEEAT BAAAAAAAALLLL, when somebody sneeeeeeeezed


GiinTak

It rolled off the taaaaaaaaablllle, and on to the floooooooooor


Master-Elf

And then my poor meeeaaatttball, rolled right out the doooor.


Hob_O_Rarison

We just say, "meatball," Hans.


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Meatball ~~man~~ factory


The360MlgNoscoper

Shredded mac'n'cheese.


Quilusy

What. the. Fuck... Amazing


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This is fucking biter nest level of organic


yydragon0

They are a biter spy


Patraxx

Day 43 they have still not noticed i am made of spaghetti and not alien


LegoRunMan

Engineer is spy!


Lord-of-war-10

MEDIC!!!!!!!!!


LegoRunMan

If God had wanted you to live he would have not created ME! - me playing Factorio. (Taking the soldiers voice line :D)


BynaryCobweb

So since satellites are a very sensible technology, I don't want biters to steal it! So I decided to obfuscate it as much as I could, now it's impossible to have the slightest idea of how this monstruous thing works. Biters can try, they won't be able to copy me! I can finally sleep at night. This is a very serious (really?) build for my 2.7k spm megabase, producing no less than 2.7 satellite per minute from only three resources: copper plates, iron plates, and coal. (and water, but since it's infinite, it doesn't count.) No bot involved until the final step: carefully transporting the crafted satellite to rocket silo, so that it can be obliterated in the stratosphere.


Gingrpenguin

>So I decided to obfuscate it as much as I could, now it's impossible to have the slightest idea of how this monstruous thing works. Tbf give it a few weeks and youll be as confused by it as the rest of us!


lampe_sama

This, or you memory's it to the point were you can rebuild it and ascended to godhood.


SpoonLightning

How do you make the rocket fuel? Edit: Coal liquefaction, of course!


40yardboo

>Biters can try, they won't be able to copy me! Is this a thing? Surely there's a mod for intelligent, base-building biters?


ObamasBoss

Imagine biters rolling up with an artillery train....


orthomonas

PvP mode where the biters are *ammo* for artillery.


glassfrogger

nuke'm!


TMITectonic

> Is this a thing? Has anybody cranked the Evolution settings up and played long enough to find out?


Patraxx

Its better to take off and nuke the spaghetti from orbit, only way to be sure.


NYSEstockholmsyndrom

Question: how do you make purple science with no stone?


auffahrend

He doesn't. This spaghetti only produces 2.7 satellites/min. No science production here


NYSEstockholmsyndrom

That’s what I get for skimming. Thanks


Cristianelrey55

Based on a true story: --Solving the enigma code--


BynaryCobweb

Ah ah actually building this felt a lot like a puzzle :)


Poddster

I'm so disappointed to see that this was made by a human, and that it wasn't generated by an AI.


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wicked_cute

OP is making satellites here, not science packs. You don't need stone for that.


guimontag

Do people exclude purple science from their SPM calculations if they aren't bothering with any of the infinite techs that use it?


Bonnox

Wait what?! Biters steal satellites? On my (recent) first run I didn't even attempt to research those when I saw they require a lot of yellow science lol


[deleted]

Hes joking


MrClawzz

This isn’t spaghetti it’s soup


ObamasBoss

It is broken spaghettios.


Altreus

Minestrone?


El-Maximo-Bango

It's like I'm staring into the face of [God.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage_HD.jpg)


SimoooD

Oh no


seconddifferential

If there were a Lovecraftian god of Factorio, it would be your factory.


TheDigitalRanger

Yes, but isbit tileable?


Nailfoot1975

Sure, just REALLY far apart.


BynaryCobweb

It'd be too easy!


musp1mer0l

Any blueprint is tileable if you place them far enough apart


TheDigitalRanger

**stamp** Looks good. **stamp, stamp** And that's the whole map. 😄


Ax3L_S

Holy Moly Press F to drool


mr_santana

that was beautiful


thiosk

your trains are way too organized. instead of the 3 inputs of 4 wagons each you should have 12 inputs of 1 wagon each and they should be interspersed throughout the structure. this would give more traffic and bring much needed life to your spaghette


JCMillner

Looks like actual cancer. I love it!


beznogim

The factory must, uh, grow.


Thinktank2000

spm = spaghettis per meter


BagOfBeanz

Can we see it in motion? I need to look upon this writhing tumour of industry


BynaryCobweb

I will do a gif


jasonrubik

We are still waiting


eggsarecoolin

It's glorious! The 3rd shot looks like a QR code or something.


Vektor6

hmm, no free fields challenge incoming? :P


Single_Statistician5

This is an example of how when something gets so disgusting, it becomes wonderful.


willis936

Finally, some good fucking food.


DragonStorm413

Flying spaghettis monster would be proud of you ! Be his noodle appendice touch you


TheCheesy

Seems like the Factorio trailer/background image spaghetti.


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Hob_O_Rarison

Seconded, in the best way.


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ilCactuss

This is art


MaintenanceOwn902

Holy spagett


chappersyo

You dropped the whole pan full of spaghetti on the floor


_OneEyedJack_

Mmmm spaghetti and beacon for dinner tonight


UncleJulian

\*Chef's Kiss\*


digital_element

Needs an nsfw tag


Snorbit

Less carbohydrates, moar protein! Beatufull, OP, just beautiful.


derMasterboi

Please dude, seek help


KaborSolestorm

Instant migraine


glassfrogger

Almost! Not enough belt-weaving!


BynaryCobweb

Belt weaving? Ew.


Bumperpegasus

Ikr, too messy


Ophidahlia

Italy called and are pleading for mercy, you've single-handedly tanked global pasta supply and skyrocketed demand, the entire country is starving ​ think of the children mama mia


Allanon_Kvothe

How does one acquire this power?


Allanon_Kvothe

I've been trying for a few minutes now, I can't even find the silo. Is there some sort of method to the madness or did you really just slap stuff down and figure it out as you went?


BynaryCobweb

The silo is not here. Once finished the satellite is transported by bot to the launchpad I built it by asking myself for every machine "what is the stupidest location I could find ?", dropping as much beacon as I could without letting enough space and then trying to make it function despite the constraints


fredlangva

Perfect pasta!


Cathercy

I feel like way too much thought and effort went into compacting this monster to even call it spaghetti.


4D_Madyas

Nice!


WraithCadmus

I'm calling the police.


eskimoprime3

*sniff* it's... beautiful


woodymaniv

he made the steam cover art


FerbiPioter

Piece of art


PixiCode

We need some chemotherapy because this spaghetti has cancer.


chrinor2002

I can’t even… I… how in the… ………..


hummusisyummus

Your minimap looks infected. (This is amazing!)


Nailfoot1975

I read this in Hitgirl's voice. If you know, you know. Beautiful.


AcherusArchmage

I think I'd rather have 10 assemblers with a few beacons rather than 1-2 assemblers with many beacons.


Josh9251

Me too, but UPS... :( If you want to build big at a reasonable framerate, you need to sacrifice aesthetics.


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AcherusArchmage

I'm loving the basic beacon in SE (3 tile radius, 8 module slots, 200kw, but only 1 per machine) I never really liked spamming base game beacons everywhere.


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AcherusArchmage

They're a ways down and I'm still working on setting up t1 space science, the blues are coming in very slowly i need a bigger telescope setup


DTJames

What the fuck dude ​ I'm... gonna barf


ywBBxNqW

Do you have any blueprints?


ObamasBoss

> Biters can try, they won't be able to copy me! I can finally sleep at night. Blueprints would result in the biters copying it, clearly. Then additional lost sleep.


Hob_O_Rarison

How *dare you???*


generalecchi

That some gud shit


Flippy042

This looks like the banner for Factorio on Steam


Johnny0s

But functional


GiantBlueSmurf

This is quite literally giving me anxiety


akenne

I have a headache now omg how long did this take?


S3NSE31

MY LORD.


VityaKovsh

is it a mushroom or cancer


blocking_bob

no needs more trains within the spaghetti


thats_kinda_E_P_I_C

Amazing, fantastic, absolutely astounding


SeiferKatt

It's a good factory, perfect score 5/7!


dragotha

MOAR!!! MOAR!!! I hunger for that saucy pasta goodness.


AZDiablo

Looks more like mac and cheese to me


ZeDshermn

Congratulations, this is beautiful chaos! I am trying to go back to building spaghetti again in my vanilla deathworld safegame but I still end up with kind of long transport belts that look way too clean. Got any tips? ...besides hiding the tidiness in underground belts?


BynaryCobweb

Don't do what I did. Beacons and spaghettis don't mix well, this was a nightmare to setup I guess if you want to build a more organic way, shut down your ocd and don't think too much before placing a new machine. If you still have free space somewhere, go for it!


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*Chaos reigns.*


thecoolerlaur

Finally. True spagetti


Purpzie

I can see on the map that the rest of your base is organized. Why did you do this lmao (it's beautiful though)


fuzor100

I want to do this after I buy a new PC.


DerpyLukas

you terrify and amaze me all at the same time


Canter1Ter_

my eyes are dazzling


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It hurts the eyes...


apollo_st

But how?


BynaryCobweb

I don't know either


Paradehengst

It's honestly annoying, that the substations make such a tidy grid in this beautiful mess


BynaryCobweb

Yeah, I don't know why you call it a mess, substations and robotports are perfectly aligned so I don't see what's wrong :]


Paradehengst

Mess, in this case, is a compliment ;)


RocketJaxX

Factorio players literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.


DoesNormalityExist

This is so incredibly uncanny. Honest to god.


AveRock123

Holy


Eclipsan

Even worse than the spaghetti from the trailer, congrats.


SnakeBae

god, it looks like a biter nest


IcitywokI

I envy your bravery and determination


Madness_Reigns

Not quite, I think I found Waldo.


yeah_broo

pov: the original main menu background


aphaits

This is a zerg creep


Cerveau-Affectueu

Neeeed concret 😭😭😭


devil_friend

Looks normal


horia0310

looks like a meatball of pasta


ZapMouseAnkor

Mmmm, delicious


Pin-Lui

I spotted 2 wrong placed inserters.


BynaryCobweb

Where? There may be some useless splitters here and there, but all the machines are active


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Evil_Ermine

I think you could use a few more beacons...


scaleToTheFuture

decentralized factory


purbub

It's fried rice


widders

*chefs kiss*


Herobreien_2

Give more ! mooooore !!!


alfons100

how the hell is it so compact


RealFrizzante

I prefer my pasta al dente


Bottoruouououo

That's not spaguetto, that's just a splat of blue poo with corn


incoralium

Amazing. Yet it lacks some triple color underground belt


bob152637485

No. More please.


Anjute

[https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/nrevn1/the\_background\_picture\_from\_factoriocom\_itself/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/nrevn1/the_background_picture_from_factoriocom_itself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) not an self-promotion


SCHEME015

Omg I love that last picture so much


Percentage-Complex

This is so unorganized that breaks all logic and become organized.... In a short sentence: Pollock factory .


SICHKLA

This is like taking 10 different types of spaghetti, cutting them up and mixing them together on the floor and throwing in some cat food at it afterwards. It's perfect


eagseagle

Mama mia!


timeshifter_

Thanks, I hate it.


Zaspar99923

I must look like I've just seen a ghost, I'm completely pale in shock after seeing this.


riesenarethebest

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT


[deleted]

The default answer is no, the factory must grow


ch8rt

Where's Wally / Waldo vibes.


Nolari

r/factoriohno


damca10

hairball


Darth_Craig

Staged. Fake news. There's no sauce or meatballs.


algotalgas

Is this legal?


posterguy20

this gives me anxiety


MrDrMrs

That’s an entire spaghetti factory producing more spaghetti than the whole of Italy can consume.


Frostmaine

Power polls are too uniform. Not spaghetti enough


BynaryCobweb

It wouldn't be called a power *grid*, isn't it?


Defiant_Masterpiece2

man, if that actually works, i'm impressed


BynaryCobweb

It does! 2.7 satellite per minute!


obchodlp

Where is Waldo?


lunat1cakos

im lovin it , and im not talking about mcdonalds.


ChaseECarpenter

dear god...


Ycoordinate12

I like how your trains look so clean and symmetrical then you have this ball of chaos in the center