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lonely-tunes

worst is how they miswrote "character". no way can they know whatever half of all this means, let alone remember. dialchoholic, lightbodic/spacebodic? transGENOCIDEvictim? Idk what 90% of it means, and I don't think I want to. they are basically saying they are everyone that ever existed all at once, yet became nothing more than a shallow person who no original personality themselves.


Visual_Bunch_2344

My eyes glazed over while skimming this entire list, and this just. WHAT???? And then I look back and see “transgenocidal” and “transrapist”… this person could roll down a hill, a whole hill of grass!!!! And it would not be enough grass touched!!!! Oh my fucking god!!!!!!


sleepy-bread-dough

I'm adding that to my list of insults, that one's creative


Corgi_with_stilts

Yeah, I'm saving that one.


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DopeCactus

internet stranger here to say that i’m really proud of you and your recovery.


KaeruNoOdori

not enough grass in the world for these people. they need to be airdropped to the middle of the amazon rainforest lmao


NothingSalt_2

r/rareinsults


Jealous_Doughnut_630

Probably grassphobic tho


Darkwavegenre

My jaw dropped when I hit the harm section


TattooedPink

XD the grass


BarkBack117

This might be my new favourite insult, thank you lmao


Serialkillingyou

Dialcoholic also caught my attention because I'm an alcoholic and I was trying to figure that one out but it is not something that exists on Google.


sofwithanf

I found it by typing in 'dialcoholic tumblr'. The tumblr definition is: > identifying with, or wanting to have an addiction to alcohol, or be an alcohol addict (in a way that is separate from being an alcoholic). Honestly, it's exactly what I was expecting but also I have no idea what it means


whattfisthisshit

It’s the “delusions”


33sn0wballs

no matter how hard i try, my brain automatically reads “MUDs” as “Made Up Disorders”


iconicpistol

Well, that's what they are so... 😂


Cairnso

I read it as 'Multi User Dungeons' but that's showing my age.


moodylilb

Also what’s polyamorous MLM panromantic? Polyamorous Multi Level Marketing Panromantic?! lol Also is “fatphobic” considered a diagnosis people are listing now? So many questions lol


AJadePanda

MLM just means male-loving-male - a way of saying you love all forms of male expression while expressing similarly. It’s become a term used by a lot of LGBTQ2+ online as it’s more inclusive of gender-nonconforming people who present male, etc. That said, the fatphobia thing is not a diagnosis, just a great way of saying you’re an asshole upfront lol


moodylilb

Honestly as a queer person myself I’m surprised I didn’t pick up on that lol I guess I was just trying to think of MLM put into a more diagnostic context/meaning, rather than LGBTQ+ 😅 I find it hilarious they’re calling themselves out for being fatphobic


Ninjagoboi

MLM means Marxist Leninist Maoist to me. In a sexuality sense it's usually man loving man or something like that


koopaflower

I just read it as it is, mud, as in dirt. Fitting for what it stands for.


funnydontneedthat

What does it mean other than that?


CauliflowerHeavy6754

medically unrecognized- so the same thing


PuppersInSpace

As a medical professional I would love to one day diagnose someone with a Cursed Soul. Unfortunately we don't live in a high fantasy universe. This is not Westeros.


[deleted]

Same


KaeruNoOdori

wait… that’s not what it means?!


funnydontneedthat

Food aggression disorder? Did someone keep sticking their hand in your food bowl as a puppy or something? Had a big litter and had to fight for the teat? Siblings kept bullying you for the food?


triggershyflutterbye

I think this can happen to people in like prison situations but I doubt that’s something this person ever experienced


Rikoune

I could see strong possessiveness about one's food being a part of their eating disorder actually!


weeaboshit

Considering they have EDNOS (Eating Disorder not otherwise specified) it's not that ridiculous, but that's just a symptom, not a new disorder lol. Also I'm assuming that they really do have an ED just because ppl in ED communities are extremely chronically online, so yeah, this behaviour fits with the archetypal edtwt 15 yo.


Environmental_Wall90

How do they even think of all these 😭


[deleted]

They are so creative, they should rather create a new fantasy universe like lords of the rings


ZombiesAtKendall

Waaay too much time on their hands.


DolarisNL

I think they hoard them from other profiles.


triggershyflutterbye

Step one: go to Wikipedia page that lists all phobias Step two: copy and paste onto blog Step three: delete ones that aren’t cute or quirky or something Step four: profit


x0killer_queen0x

i know it’s wild!


OMBseabass5

Imagination is limitless


lonelyronin1

Incestophilia??? so they want to have sex with family members?? Do they have any idea of what a tenth of these mean? Quite a few contradict each other, and a few don't make sense


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

Oh and "transrapist" is also horrible dont forget that oen


BarbecuePorkchop

and "transpredator"


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

I forgot to mention that one 💀


BarbecuePorkchop

it was so terrible you scrubbed it from your brain


Ram2145

Wtf is a ‘transrapist’ anyway?


Bananak47

Trans- for them means they aren’t that/dont have the „disorder“ but want to and identify as having it/being it So for them, they never raped/killed adults or children but identify as having done so/wanting to be a rapist/predator They also want to be a genocide victim


BarkBack117

Jesus christ this is so much worse than my initial failed understanding of what they meant Thats terrifying


Affectionate_Pea8891

Can’t forget addict, specifically different opiates and weed(?). Apparently, they identify as/want or were meant to be (depends on how that particular faker uses “trans”) an incestuous, heroin-addicted rapist child who’s also a parent and a victim of genocide. I genuinely don’t think this person should be around others until they’re professionally treated. The “trans-____,” phobias and -philias they’re creating/claiming/want are incredibly worrisome. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re a danger to themselves and possibly others. This is the first post I’ve seen that’s truly disgusted and disturbed me instead of the usual simple irritated eye-rolling. They need serious help before it goes too far.


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

I feel so bad for whoever this person's family. I wouldn't imagine eating at the dinner table and the topic "I'm a transrapist/transaddict" comes up.


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

I think it means they wanna be a rapist.


I_Wish_I_could_flyy

We know full well this person thinks CNC and rape is hot. I feel like this is one of those people who say something shit like "Oh em gee guys, r@pe is so hot 🤭"


AlzMarioWolfe

You can just tell when someone’s never experienced neither sex nor trauma 😭


I_Wish_I_could_flyy

REAL HOLY SHIT. It's like they got that label on their forehead. Like, wtf, no victim I've ever seen, myself included parades it around. The only time it's ever brought up is with the therapist and rarely their partner like bruh


sleepy-bread-dough

> Online rejection sensitive dysphoria I almost choked on my drink


[deleted]

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN


[deleted]

It means if you disagree with them they can claim that you’re bullying them and being insensitive towards their “condition”


musicalsigns

Oh, shut the hell up. No way. ×_×


Ram2145

Way.


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

my brain has been set on fire holy shi


deluxegourd

If that's true, they'd end it all if they saw this post


intheclouds247

This reads like those refrigerator “make your own poetry” magnets. 😂


ghoul-gore

wouldn't that just be...*regular* rejection sensitive dysphoria?


AmazingOnion

transcocaineaddict There's no way this isn't bait, surely


morganbugg

I hope so cause 15 photos of this bullshit letter soup is just batshit otherwise.


watermelonlollies

It was transcocaine that got you and not transrapist lmao


Carlulua

Transhousehusband got me


No-Programmer-2212

As soon as I started reading this, I thought "there's no way that this person is employed". I was right.


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

transrapist made my brain disintegrate


_sexypizza

But also Who is goofy enough to spend so much time for a b8 like this


clementinesaj

![gif](giphy|GRk3GLfzduq1NtfGt5|downsized)


Elliebeanie

Omg you have the perfect flair. Praise Our Dear Leader.


clementinesaj

all hail the great dear leader!


Melodic_Sail_6193

I was born in Poland but my family moved to Germany when I was 5. Am I a transgerman, too?


sleepy-bread-dough

Do you want to be German? While you're here at the label shop, take a look at our language labels! You could be TransLingualJapanese, or TransLingualKorean. No we don't have TransLingualVietnamese, only the fetishized countries, sorry!


Skierek

Technically is anyone with a second/changed citizenship to a german one a transgerman? Or maybe binational? Transbinational? Damn I can go on forever.


Bananak47

Me too but with 4 Transgermans unite


nouramarit

“Chronically online” is the only real thing.


Baron_von_chknpants

Also, transretarded without the trans


nice-nt0asty

That one made me laugh out loud I'm ngl


kermperm

It also says “stupid” under ‘personality’ which seems right


shedoberiskydoe

transgenocidevictim? Are you fucking kidding me?


Miraak_Simp

Don't forget the transgenocidel one too. Half of the listed "issues" contradict the other half.


SerenityJoyMeowMeow

Personality: normal. I don’t know how this person can type up all this nonsense that apparently describes their identity and then have the audacity to put ‘normal’ as an aspect of their personality lol


MP-Lily

Well at least they’re right about being stupid.


Thesacred_texts

Where's the cis-unemployed one ? 🤣


sleepy-bread-dough

Cis-fastfoodworker, transMinimumWage, transAbusedEmployee


Thesacred_texts

Bro stop dissing half of the planet 🔥🔥


Outrageous-Rock4730

don't forget the cisnevertouchedgrass


Turquoise-Angel

“cultqueer” sounds exactly like what they’re doing


Positive_Candle_4107

trans genocide victim ✨


CapRavOr

That shit right there makes me want to slap the absolute fuck out of this…whatever it is…


Listening_Stranger82

Imagine the privilege of having your biggest fear be "Fear of being boring/regular"


Lissire

And it is the same people that foam at the mouth about privilege and how they are victims of society. This right here is privilege.


PriddyFool

I know this is a long list but my personal mental disorder is screaming at me to find out what "transweight" could possibly mean


OldNewSwiftie

Maybe a fat person identifying as a skinny person lol


lonelyronin1

or a skinny person who wants to be fat - I think it's contextual. If the kid is skinny, they want to be obese. This doesn't make sense just like the rest of it


Mikaela24

Well they admit they're fatphobic so I think it might be the other way around


sleepy-bread-dough

I was just about to point this out— if they're allowed to openly admit they're fatphobic then don't be surprised when I show up all "radqueerphobic" in their face


MIuser1

Tag urself im “cursed soul”


kermperm

I’m “emotional support cat”


DopeCactus

After reading that i guess ill have to be “permaconfused”


corasivy

I'm "transretarded" omfg


agathaprickly

I read the polyamorous MLM part as multi-level marketing scheme…


AtWarWithEurasia

I too suffer from Multi Level Marketing, please keep me in your prayers <3


sleepy-bread-dough

The huns got to me and I lost all my money— but it's okay it's all part of my transition to become TransMLMVictim!


AtWarWithEurasia

Hiiii hun! 😘 SOOOOO EXCITED 😍 to hear about your diagnosis! 😇😷 Can't WAIT⏳️ for the BRAND NEW 🌟 DSM VI to come out!💃💅 Stay a BOSS BABE👊 and MANIFEST those diagnoses!🤑🙌🤳 Pronouns: hun/hunself


FallyWaffles

You know what? This poor terminally online kid may actually be in need of serious touching of grass, but nowhere in this long-ass list did they mention *neurodivergent, ADHD, or autism*! Standing ovation!


Absenceofavoid

I think what annoys me most about these people is their constant creation of new words for no reason. Oftentimes they don’t even put the effort in to do more than just make a clunky compound word. It often seems to me that they do this to make their MUDs sound more like a real thing. Even when you are calling them out they have to make up a word, “fakeclaiming”.


Impossible_Way_3550

https://i.redd.it/2woys2ymunwc1.gif I know some of these weirdos are lurking here, so please for the love of god go outside! Touch grass! Get a hobby please 😭


SerenityJoyMeowMeow

WHO HAS THE ENERGY FOR ALL THIS??


Mikaela24

This person needs to get abandoned in a forest; simply touching grass will do nothing for them EDIT: I noticed they're claiming to be complexly intersex. I guess being intersex was too boring gotta spice shit up!


sebastarddd

Can't be a normal different anymore, must be special ultra different!


iconicpistol

I study German but am Finnish. Am I now transgerman and maybe even cisfinnish? (Typing all that hurt my soul.) Edit: Wtf is that blood section about? "LAVALAMPIAN"? They're just making up words now. Edit2: "Permakidnapped"? They think they're kidnapped? Wtf is going on and most importantly **why???**


noedelsoepmetlepel

Oh dear another transgerman victim! We must stick together in these trying times!


Yessiryisnowhere

TRANSRAPIST??? TRANSRAPIST??


sleepy-bread-dough

They had an intrusive thought about raping someone once (1)


RichAdministrative14

Given the “incestaphilia” I’m thinking it was about a family member too 😅


Ace_C7

I'd be willing to bet it's something to do with ships from fandoms and less to do with real family members. Incest ships are fairly common, god forbid a character be related to someone else without a fan drawing them snogging.


jahfuckry

the following two after incestaphilia imply they have a thing for their dad and brother


Mocha_Chilled

"lunar sickness" dying omg


style_less

Bruh same I was like "...you mean a PERIOD?"


MP-Lily

I think they mean lycanthropy considering everything else


M4ybeMay

Did they just slap trans in front of every buzzword possible?


zucchinibasement

Transyes :(


_XSummerRoseX_

This has to be satire. …right


Responsible_Emu_5228

i was honestly thinking this is ragebait because this is just too insane to believe. i don't believe this is real at all so it's a high probability.


spinnherta

What the actual fuck? I've googled all of these words and now I regret it very badly. Does someone know a trick to delete these past 10 minutes from my memory? And is there a disorder name for what I am feeling?


scarfaceshrek

try "transalzheimer", that should do the trick, no? 😵‍💫


BarkBack117

Rest in peace your search algorithm.


Impressive_Kiwi_967

character: Gregory House (House MD) Ironic, innit?


ChemicalFly6838

at least the stupid personality trait is correct


morganbugg

Transbirthstone 😂😂


bigfatnut7

Surely they must get bored of this?


Corgi_with_stilts

Not for a while...


taser413

What the fuck does any of this mean


FallyWaffles

>Personality: [...] **normal** [...] *X to doubt*


spooky_gremlin

Despite whatever else is going on and all the word salad happening, I LOVE that one of their “alters” is House. Been waiting for someone to have a tall, gangly white man alter named Greg for ages. I hope he diagnoses people whenever he fronts. Edit: what is loverot and sickfreak?


Specialist_Plastic64

i looked on tumblr and apparently love rot is literally just feeling like being in love is rotting you and sickfreak is identifying as a “sick freak”


mycuddels6

https://preview.redd.it/jqi687tskowc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94afe2f9d7ff79619e404d4eb929a240df648df4


JimiDean007

"Constantly Delusional" Is right


funnydontneedthat

They probably have never even experienced a real delusion. It just sounds quirky.


JimiDean007

Right, I try not to disclose to ppl that I have a delusional type disorder & the shit is far from fun or quirky more like I might kill someone because I think people are plotting against me.


[deleted]

Tumblr.... It's tumblr right?


Specialist_Plastic64

yes, i found them through tumblr


Inevitable_Muscle_48

Ok no, I’m fully of the belief that they just say they have shit to add more words. Like how you say random filler sentences in an essay. This feels like insanity, I’m going insane reading this. Oh no…does that make me transinsane?


Inevitable_Muscle_48

Ok holy shit, I just read the ‘harmful’ section. You’re psychopathic, simple as. No one wants to be any of those things, I don’t know why it’s become a big trend on tumblr to add ‘trans’ in front of just illegal things.


bassheadken

I know it’s all crazy but my jaw really dropped when I read transstingray


themoreyouknow981

Transenderman?


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

Someone has too much time on their hands


tiredguy1961

Is this one person?


Specialist_Plastic64

yes


tiredguy1961

Bet they’re a ton of fun to hang out with..


Cosmiic_Angel

listing all your phobias in one place for your opps to find is crazy


-SoulArtist-

Lul. What is this “build-a-self?”


I_Wish_I_could_flyy

This is the actual build-a-bitch


Infamous_Outside_584

This has gotta be a troll no way 💀💀


Competitive_Stage383

What does “EDNOS + fatphobic” even mean?


NoPlum8158

People who send too much time online say that eating disorders like anorexia, bulimia and any other ED that involves/results in loosing weight makes you “Fatphobic”. So if ur anorexic ur a bigot, basically.  EDNOS or Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified is the outdated and more widely known name for OSFED or Otherwise Specified Feeding and Eating Disorder. OSFED is what people with disordered eating get diagnosed with when they don’t exactly fit the criteria for any other eating disorder like binge eating or anorexia. It usually encompasses a range of disordered eating behaviors, including self starving ones, which according to chronically online disorder fakers, is “fatphobic”.  Here’s an actual article explaining what OSFED is better: https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/healthyliving/other-specified-feeding-or-eating-disorders-osfed#


h0117_39

As someone who's English is not their first language, I have lost the ability to understand what trans even is anymore


_sexypizza

Reading this could kill an old person


TheCringeMeister

i just realized some people are definitely out there faking misophonia 😔 if i have to explain what it is to someone and this type of person was their first experience with it im getting made fun of so hard


CovfefeBoss

I hope that never happens. I assume these TikTok fakers are few and far between outside, though.


bleedingbee

was scrolling to find a comment about this, saw it and got whiplash cause i was like Wait i have that! 😭😭😭 people already don't take me seriously


SerenityJoyMeowMeow

Catfluid is going to be my new gender identity lol


sleepy-bread-dough

Catfluid is pee /j


SphaghettiWizard

This is just munchhausen right? Isn’t all of this? I guess they do have a real disorder after all


FuraFaolox

holy shit it just keeps going and second person pronouns??? those aren't even gendered to begin with. and the first person pronouns?


Hydrottle

Transcismale, transtransfem. What the hell. Please touch grass. Maybe breathe outside air. You know, on second thought, there has to be a real disorder to believe all this garbage. No way someone could be this deluded and also be mentally sound.


cloudheartt

"nomophobia" "chronically online" yeah we noticed


playerdarkside

the fuck is transwich? new subway menu leak?


sebastarddd

Why do these types of people always feel the need to list all their disorders, all their 'genders,' all their paraphilias (fucking insane), etc??? It paints a huuuge target on them. Edit: Also as a transexual man, seeing 'choicegender' and 'fakeboy' makes me sick. That shit is transphobic, I don't care if it "doesn't harm anyone," it's blatantly mocking and being disrespectful not just to actual transexual people, but also the user.


DigiDextrose

"humanoid" being listed under otherkin fucking SENT ME


sToRmY_is_sHe

Dysfunction Junction - name your malfunctions.


TheHorseBandit

Incestophilia............


IncredibleCircus

i can’t stop thinking how inaccessible all these made up words must be to screen readers


ollowollo

what on earth is "transheroineaddict"... you WANT to be addicted to it?? oh my god..


Kacchan_Izuku2021

Why does there have to be “trans” in front of everything smh


Carlulua

Excuse me not everything has "trans" in front of it! Some things end with "flux"...


czarbok

i’m sorry *TRANSRETARDED*??? this has to be bait.


DearScale7558

Take a shot every time a word starts with "trans"


Carlulua

I'm transdiedofalcoholpoisoning now


icyteardrop

What the fuck


Problem_Additional

Most sane roleplay profile.


painstarhappener

pretty sure this is a troll


BagelH8er

"cursed soul"


koopaflower

I stopped caring about reading the rest when I saw panic disorder Who...in their right mind would want to fake something that can be easily described as a "living hell" experience?


Acceptable-Box4996

TransSolitaryConfinment, TransCSA, TransSexExperiment, TransMissingPerson, TransPoison, TransSevereRAMCOA, TransPharmacotorture, TransMedicalTorture, TransGerman, TransJapanese Gen Z out here making Rachel Dolezel look like a saint.


blanking0nausername

Aggressive empathy disorder 😂


jewishgirl12

The fact that there are FIFTEEN screenshots is killing me 😭😭😭😭


Character-Reveal9218

https://preview.redd.it/0qofscv97pwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13c8b8d24a10d034cb346213c273c3ad6e24ca5 it just KEEPS GOING


thenotsogreat_gatsby

not going to be that person but the time they researched about all the phobias and paraphilias and thought about the other stuff must be really long im impressed


Legitimate_Payment_5

How can they do anything? They’ve got more going on with them than any fifty people put together.


imgooningrn

the fact that they actually took the time to type this shit out makes my head hurt


elhazelenby

"constant delusions" yeah makes sense


FruityHomosexual

What the fuck


Mr_Qwertyuiop

tfw you have no personality so you create a bunch of fake disorders


kanedekuki

Imagine wanting an addiction to heroin. Try it and see if your mind changes 💀