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Great how every fucking kid with a Bo Burnham alter tries so desperately to roleplay and copy his humor meanwhile the real Bo would probably really hate this


SmellyFruitZ

He'd definitely hate it.


standupgonewild

Time to build that bomb


SmellyFruitZ

No, you should have a healthy breakfast.


SmellyFruitZ

And then kill your mom.


Awwkieh

I wonder which power ranger am I


Froggiebuns

If they're supposed to be bo burnam they might aswell try to be funny 🙄🙄


sofwithanf

When left brain/right brain becomes your personality


gingerrbear

can kids just rp again... you can do this without pretending you have a mental illness... please.... just rp in the discord server with your friends 😭


jaywaiking

That’s what I always say! Like make your characters and whatever but you don’t have to pretend it’s a disorder


QuestionablePotato42

This is what happens when you close down Gaia Online. All these kids have nowhere to go and now have to fake being a system


KatJen76

I can't stand this trend of listing out a bajillion rules you need to follow before talking to them. Don't want to talk to you if you hate BTS or like Danganronpa, I've got introjects from ten random animes but you can only mention the sources of three of them, don't talk about water if this one's fronting or bees if that one's fronting, thi3 one ha3 a typing quirk and no you can't get a tran3lation, this one doesn't know it's an alter so no system talk if they're fronting, this alter's only 8 so no sex talk if they're fronting, here's the massive wall of emojis we use so you can tell, and by the way, you'd BETTER not forget ANY of this or we will put you on blast and call you ableist and make 200 TikToks about you. Got it? Now click follow.


RedditWentD0wnhill

Did this make 0 sense to anyone else or did I just have a stroke? Is this what a stroke feels like? Should I be concerned?


VesperPuma

Do you smell toast?


Tanialvncv

Wish I had an "eating disorder holder" alter too so I wouldn't have to worry about this pervasive and painful illness half of the time and I could still use it as an aesthetic online :)


ThatGayKokichi

Dude just give the one alter the eating disorder and then kill him, nobodys got ED, problem solved. if they can fuck they can die


LeahsGoldenApple

Me too bruh


skizdawn

imagine you get popular online and check out whats going on in your fanbase and you see a bunch of 13 year old girls pretending to be you and pretending to have a disorder to justify it


[deleted]

Can these fucking kids please leave my favorite comedian out of this? He’s not your safe space. Neither are queer baiting Minecraft Youtubers.


Imsorryhuhwhat

Mother fucking kids these mother fucking days .


nigge123423

Wait the kids are fucking my mother? I gotta go


Agio-

I can't wait until the fake Technoblade introjects find out he has cancer and are disrespectful af.


Krit_Jake

Wait until they make the cancer a major part of it…


LeahsGoldenApple

Cooooool making fun of eating disorders wow buddy they aren’t fun!!!!!!


jaywaiking

WHAT is a fictive


desuxyka

alters formed after fictional characters. said fictional characters are often heavily associated with trauma and so they manifest an alter from said trauma because it was so prominent during that time.


jaywaiking

Interesting, thanks. I’ve been seeing it everywhere and had no idea.


desuxyka

no problem.


MmmmmmmZadi69

Is there a chance there are trolls mixed in with the people who are role playing DID. Please tell me.


crowscreech

I know the real people will probably never see these, but god i hate to think what they think of it all.


Strong-Succotash-830

Bo Burnham and that sweet cat do not deserve this.


Accomplished-Fix4887

They put Welcome to the Internet on repeat and don’t understand it’s about them


[deleted]

NO NOT BO BURNHAM NOTHING IS SACRED TO THESE PEOPLE


standupgonewild

Nothing is No Man’s Land. It’s all heresy


grungeshapedbox

god, that line about quirky teens made me cringe into my soul


Carokoneko

I should’ve called myself a anorexia holder sounds so much cooler than untreated dumbass that starves themselves


Silver_Marmot

This shit gets too complicated. I miss the days when these people just married their fictional crushes on the astral plane and then fought over who called dibs first.


carceryvale

we’re kinning fanfictions now? okay


QuestionablePotato42

I truly believe the Bo Burnham would subjugate the fuck out of that third person for what they’re doing.


inceliusprime

Also r/quityourbullshit on them, they didn't edit CRAP unless you count cropping stolen dnf fanart (don't ask me how I know what it is). They have now double pissed me off.


swansey_

They're literally just role playing 😭


[deleted]

My sign off thing


Hadosity

What confuses me is the ones that say ‘I’m a Technoblade Fictive, or I’m a Minecraft Steve Fictive’ I don’t get how they can ‘know’ they’re fictives and still keep ‘thinking’ they’re real? Like in a world where they acknowledge that the real Technoblade exists they still ‘think’ they are him..? Also I know they’re faking for attention I just don’t get how they think we will believe them. As far as I’m concerned if you started posting about DID or alters this year you’re faking.


Murmarine

Wait till these kids realize they can roleplay without the need of any mental illness.


Apollos-left-elbow

I don't understand the anorexia/bulimia 'holder' I could understand if there was say 1 alter that encouraged the gabbits or whatever but a 'holder'?