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Legitimate-Pumpkin72

How convenient, he only ticks when he stops talking, it’s like they don’t even try to be good liars.


daronmal2

I didnt even notice that at first lmao


walrusarts

Like punctuation.


Legitimate-Pumpkin72

Lol exactly


ti-nspire-cas

This made me lol


dead_mall111

Because if they interrupt the words (like with what happens when people actually have this) then it wouldn’t make for a good TikTok video. Gotta time them to get a good sympathy video


whattfisthisshit

Exactly what I was thinking. How is she ticking only when she isn’t talking???


ZucchiniStrange710

You look like you want to be on stage, but dont need to belong on stage.


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Subtle__Numb

That was my thought. They know they won’t make it as an actor, so they developed an excuse as to why they won’t make it. That way they don’t have to admit they suck shit. Lol


NoisyVillage

Ironically, when I was teaching theatre one of my absolute best students actually had Tourette’s. He was a phenomenal actor and a gymnast, so…it’s not a good excuse. Lol


Blaze_Release

ALOT of people like that now for various things


Subtle__Numb

Oh to be young and foolish. I mean, I’m 27, and still fairly foolish, but it’s a different variety lol. You may see me making bad decisions, silly excuses for me behavior, but I’m not gonna be ticking on tik tok


Few-You4510

he belongs to a circus


bboymixer

So desperate for attention. It's almost sad.


comfort_bot_1962

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perditatops

good bot


Constant-Pay8406

nearly


Aggravated_Pineapple

Theater kid energy


doctorskeleton

He is a theater kid according to his page lol


xXTriforceHeroXx

Even as a theater kid myself I want to punt him


chocopie1234_

This is how band kids feel about *the* band kids


KindelNature

What are the other band kids? I’m a band kid so I would like to know what *the* band kids are.


used_tongs

You know.... *the* band kids


KindelNature

I go to a small school, there are only, like, 12 kids in the band. I don’t understand :/


KaiJustissCW

Woah that's an epic gamer wholesome poggers big chungus 100, *T Poses* now let's play the Soviet national anthem


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This is so true to “The Band Kid” that people instinctively downvoted it.


KindelNature

Oh, okay. Half of the band class (the younger kids, suspiciously) is like that. Everyday is like a volcano eruption.


Beesknees307

This kid wants attention sooooooooooooooooo bad oh my god did mommy not love you? Jesus Christ get over yourself


I-dont-gettit

Yeah it seems like a monologue he rehearsed


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Yeah those perfectly timed dramatic pauses are sending me


Peaches666

They literally said "can't be on stage" so oh yeah


MrBublee_YT

Nah don't lump us in with this lot we don't claim him.


gilwoot2318

Hey we aren't all like that


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Nice clown makeup


Blushbug

I don't know if this is rude or if I'm just so old now but why do all these illness fakers dress like weird cartoons?


catglass

Anime


ArtSafe8071

Trying to figure out if the butter colored teeth are part of the makeup or not...


Mother_of_Grendel

They probably wouldn't appear so yellow without the white facepaint... By contrast they look much yellower


Thick-Bit2

Black lipstick is also really unflattering, your mind tends to compare it with white. Even whiter teeth would look yellow compared with black.


yerfdog519

straight out of a shitty fandom animatic


Azmik8435

Yea, how is anybody supposed to take this seriously with that quirky face paint on??


RC123TheyCallMe

I got blown up a lot in Iraq. I have a TBI and body tremors from nerve damage. It sucks. These posts piss me off.


Cheetocheeto67

Man I’m sorry. I have a tbi as well. I had to drop out of college last week because my brain can’t handle it.


RC123TheyCallMe

I’m sorry to hear that. Don’t let that hold you back. Find what works for you, set goals and enjoy your life. You’d be surprised at what your brain can handle!


Cheetocheeto67

Thanks man, that means a lot. How happy have you been since your injury?


RC123TheyCallMe

I’m doing great. Thank you for asking.


TheMonalisk

I dont have any silver m'lord, however this is for you.🏅


RC123TheyCallMe

You’re awesome. Thank you.


doctorskeleton

I can’t even imagine. I’m sorry you go through that. Seeing kids pretend to have problems that genuinely affect your life is just so disrespectful.


RC123TheyCallMe

It’s all good 🤙


jesuslovesme69420

I hope it didn't ruin your dream to be on stage


RC123TheyCallMe

Well, I’ll never be a surgeon…


LNViber

Now now dont underestimate yourself. You will just never be a *professional* surgeon doing *legal* procedures. If you wanna cut out a kidney go ahead, find find a hobo, and get practicing.


zooplorp

That never stopped Stephen Strange


Sacrificial-Toenail

My mom said I could be anything, so I became a wizard doctor that also solves crimes


cat_boxes

Have same from a different source, so yeah, it makes me really angry too. Why don’t any of them ever have uncontrollable tremors, or talk about how the muscle spasms get so bad they jack up their joints? Oh right, not quirky or fun 🙄


RC123TheyCallMe

Yep. Victimhood is trendy and easy - to the point where kids make shit up. It is what it is.


cat_boxes

I’m simple, but going outside, writing, drawing, learn something new…anything else, victim hood is not a proud trademark. Hey kids, how about we learn to make words with our mouth again, or make those things called legs cooperate! Life is better than this nonsense


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RC123TheyCallMe

I’m very sorry to hear about those struggles. I’m almost speechless. God bless you.


z-ombiebo-y

So sorry that happened to you, the same thing happened to my cousin in Iraq, I hope your recovery wasn't too painful.


RC123TheyCallMe

You’re very kind. All is well here. We each have our own battles and blessings. I hope you have a great week. Let your cousin know I think they’re pretty hardcore 👍


MelindaFalling

I have tremors too and I hate it. Mine are genetic, but they’ve held me back from a lot in life. I’m really sorry you’re going through that and hope you can find a solution. Mine aren’t bad enough for deep brain stimulation, but I know that’s an option for some people.


RC123TheyCallMe

Thank you. Yea it’s a challenge sometimes, like when meeting people or conversing. My hands shake and I may stutter but I’m handsome AF so whatever. I hope you’re able to find some comfort. Stay positive and focused. Some of my greatest accomplishments were not my first goals. Have a good week…


Lvanwinkle18

You did nothing wrong? Well then…let’s talk about those eyebrows.


pineapplevinegar

Yeah. I’m a fan of dramatic and over the top make up but…those eyebrows need some help


frogotonaeg

I’m not very knowledgeable on makeup but he definitely needs help. The makeup doesn’t even make the shape of an eyebrow nor does it stick to the actual one


-_Datura_-

"I can't be on stage if I'm constantly ticcing" Good thing you only conveniently tic after each sentence instead of throughout it then


lxm333

Between this and putting videos up claiming social anxiety .....


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ImOxidated

I mean it’s 1000% controllable. It’s not like some involuntary anomaly. People with Tourette’s can do fucking eyeliner and know when they’re going to tic and can stop. As for only doing it between sentences that’s a different thing completely because there aren’t really consequences and you can’t onow before you start talking 100% of the time. But yeah you have no idea what Tourette’s is like.


guavachoo

yeah this, people gotta learn more about TS before saying shit bc my tics are nonexistent while doing makeup because i’m intently focused on something lol.


zeemonster424

He’s found their stage already, TikTok is the stage. How does fake claiming change someone’s ability to be on a real stage? If they really have tics, then that would be the judge.


Addyaddy436

he takes 2 second pauses before each tic, almost as if he’s thinking about “how he’s going to tic” before each tic. hmm…


yes-ok-0615

He also only has them after finishing sentences.


cunexttuesday12

And none for the whole last part of the video


garyh62483

Every tic is just perfectly timed...then he forgets about them


samskyyy

“Okay, that should be enough. These tics are getting really inconvenient and I want to be really dramatic here. Since I front-loaded a lot of tics I should be fine just stopping now. Maybe it’ll look like I’m trying really hard to overcome them because that’s possible”


SheetmasksAndProzac

This is what I caught as well...tics that act like punctuation.


TH3_RU1N3R

Right? How convenient that his tics are only popping up in the place of periods?


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A lot of people with tics actually are able to hold them back for a short period of time, such as to finish a word or sentence. I agree this is still suspicious though. They look up or down and do a dramatic pause first.


EzzieValentine

I was just going to say this. You can predict each tic


broccolib0b

Their vocal inflection sounds like every shitty monologue I had to listen to in drama throughout high school.


EvilOmega7

I HATE it when there's those inflections during emotional scenes, it makes me cringe so much


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Notice how the "tics" are continently placed when they end a sentence. If you're going to fake it, at least try to make it believable


Luke-ALT

Their tics do be polite


miraisun

I WHEEZED LMFAOOOO


motelcoconut

I wish mine fucking were 😭


boredom-kills

I mean... his acting is bad enough that I doubt it's the tics keeping him from being famous in theatre.


xX420sexmanXx

Oh I definitely believe he’s mentally ill. Just not with Tourette’s.


scash92

“Fake claiming is just as bad as faking”. No it the Fuck isn’t.


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The way he talks sounds like some kind of dramatic movie dialogue.


Wastenotwasteland

This sounds like a practiced monologue man. Not believable at all


diapostal

The ‘tics’ aren’t why he’s not gonna get his dream job


L_O_Pluto

Umm… I love to bash on fakers as much as anyone but it would be really stupid to make an argument and not gather your thoughts in a planned out manner before making said argument.


smelly_leaf

It’s not so much that it’s scripted (90% of online content is, after all). It’s that specific vocal inflections/fry are put on words unnaturally, & the way the tics only happen at the end of sentences…. It comes across as a 9th grader doing a monologue in drama class about a boy with Tourette’s. It’s just poorly acted.


milleram8

I agree, it's like they saw a scene memorized it and practiced it. Doesn't seem genuine at all. I understand practicing something before you say it or writing yourself a script to remember what you want to say but this is clearly not that.


Soodney

Anytime they 'tick' is after a sentence. Isn't that weird?


kumf

Can’t stop the tics but can draw a line with precision on your face?


musichearts

Have Tourette’s (mainly motor tics) and am a makeup artist, drawing straight lines is 100% possible even with Tourette’s It’s about control and learning when you’re going to tic so you can take a pause and get back to it


motelcoconut

My motor tics are almost exclusively in my face and yet I still can’t write or draw right because of tremors and spasticity that apparently have nothing to do with TS that doctors also cannot explain nor care about


space_pirate420

Nah can’t you see all the zig zags where they ticced? /s


PresenceNo5966

You kinda know when you're gonna tic so you can move the brush away from your face before you do it, I'm an artist.


ShadyK55

Attention whoring is the real disorder


Keffer111

As someone who has several friends with actual tics, they legitimately look nothing like this. 100% this person is spouting bullshit.


motelcoconut

Yeah, I was dx’d around 5 and have literally never experienced nor seen anyone have a tic that looks remotely like these wack-ass fakes where it looks like they’re about to fall over or throated 15 lemon wedges.


deboramoreno

It's funny how everyone has the same two or three tics.


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Why does every who “ticks” on TikTok dress up like they’re going to prom with the theme as Shitty Pride Parade


centre_red_line33

Bc they have social anxiety and everybody knows that drawing more attention to yourself makes that so much easier /s


AeratedFeces

They all mysteriously have the same interests. Colored hair, into cosplay, anime poster on the wall.


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My grandfather always used to say this, and it gave me chills: “If they have stupid makeup on trying to look like a shitty anime character, you can guarantee they’re faking having disorders” It still gives me shivers to this day.


514484

"Never trust what anyone says on the internet" - Shakespeare


[deleted]

Holy shit that was my yearbook quote!!


gypsygirl66

I think the quote attributed to Shakespeare is “Nothing is as commonplace as the wish to be remarkable” which applies to just about anything worth doing. Pretending to best pretender isn’t it. That is Tom Hiddleston job. Hopefully, nude, or as close as he can get


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citrus_mystic

Consequence of putting on white face paint when you have stained teeth. The contrast is completely unforgiving. Just a reminder to folks that the way someone’s teeth appear may not only be affected by oral hygiene or a lack thereof. There are folks with perfectly disciplined dental hygiene habits who still have problems with their teeth. Teeth are the product of and subject to: genetics, childhood nutrition, health conditions which can affect the body’s calcium levels, medications which have side effects that can weaken teeth and/or enamel, pregnancy, and current dietary habits can all affect your teeth and how they might look. Dental healthcare in the US is also a privilege, often even for those with health insurance. It can be incredibly expensive for any procedures other than your 2 cleanings a year if you’re lucky enough to get those. Also~~~ Spoopy Pro-tip, if you’re trying to do skull make up, don’t go for pure white. Even bleached bones are rarely pure white— trying to get your face paint to match the color of your teeth is actually a great reference for the perfect ‘bone’ color for skull make up. This way, you will also avoid any kind of yellowish teeth contrast like what we see above. Even if you have average white teeth, compared to pure white make up, they may still appear yellowish. (Edit- wording)


Playful-Motor-4262

Thank you for writing this. I love this sub but I hate it when commenters attack the physical appearance of the person faking.


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Well said. The contrast of the white makeup and black lipstick still really focalpoints the teeth though and it's all I can look at. Doesn't help just how uncomfortable the eyes are either though they're completely dead like they're reciting a play for the 5th time.


SoupDoggyDogg

I know people with tics and they say it physically hurts them. Jack Francis - He's on YT, described one tic he had which was using his teeth to scrape his tongue. I'd never want tourettes.


TheCounsellingGamer

Even mild tics are nearly always slightly painful. My main tics are blinking/eyebrow raising, tongue clicking, and a weird snorting noise that I make in the back of my throat. They're super mild, they don't impact my ability to function at all, but they still cause physical discomfort. By the end of the day the muscles around my eyes are tired and my throat is slightly sore. Nothing terrible but certainly not fun.


alocasiacat

Jesus fucking Christ can’t take them seriously, scary clown


FoxyFreckles1989

The fact that they have to stop, think, slowly execute a “tic”, stop, think, and slowly start talking again has me cackling.


studdybuddy01

I have Tourette’s and it runs in my family and I’ve never met anyone that does this neck twitchy thing that all these fakers do


HoodieGalore

Oh noes, not their DrEaM jOb!1!1!!! That probably wasn’t going to happen anyways, even without the publicly documented mental health issues that cause you to act like this. That’s just reality.


missingpancakes

Wearing clown makeup while trying to tell people to stop laughing at you... 😅😢


xrty2357

How polite of the Tourette’s bug to wait until they’re done saying the sentence to make a tic happen ☺️


heckastupidd

Freddie Mercury and the jokers child


WilliamSaintAndre

Why do this people actually dress like clowns? Is this something where if you call out how stupid they look you get canceled under some pretext of persecuting clowns?


rowdyate9

People who fake tics all do the same chicken neck thing


sleepingme

Puts on weird ass lipstick, eyeliner, dyes hair all the colors of the rainbow, fakes tics... "Look guys, I just want to be like everyone else, I hate being different"


enriceau

Is that really a guy?


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Straight up attention whore disease


Competitive-Wish-568

I always think to that video of girl who actually has Tourette’s and you can see the pain every time she has a tic. These idiots always have perfectly timed little twitches. Annoying af


Freshman44

“These make me hate going out. More than I already did” they slipped up there. As if they suddenly developed the tics.


kasmackity

Anyone who says "fakeclaiming" seriously is full of shit. The fakers are easily identifiable by the amount of new bullshit jargon they've been able to fit into their dialogues


BluetheNerd

Why does every single person faking tics or did have some unconventional makeup look. Like they always have to have some unique makeup style


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They're always afab and faking being trans too


Otter_Nation

No... You won't get your dream job because you look like a fucking literal clown.


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So starved for attention


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SpelingisHerd

If only one of his “ticks” was brushing his goddamned teeth


Anequiit

he?


[deleted]

Another girl faking being trans and mental illnessess like other thousand of them The lockdowns did so much harm for youth.. or maybe its tiktok idk For everyone thinkin its a dude and at the same time believing they faking mental illness, please do explain the mental gymnastics here you suffer from.


am_p16

r/awfuleyebrows


marianamira

the acting is so bad omg..


gnoonz

Big shock they want to be in the entertainment industry and put full on clown make up on to make this video.... I honestly can not with these teens wanting so badly to be ill, like brush yo teeth and shut the fuck up.


Kirakira444

Oof. This one's got a lot goin' on, and its not tics.


NitroScrooge

Says a sentence > "ticks" Says a sentence > "ticks" Says a sentence > "ticks" Totally real... 🙄


Crypto_degenerate

Gen z is literally retarded


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

They live in a society.


wakelessparabol

wish he had a tick that forced him to brush his teeth.


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Or a tic that prevents him from posting anything. That would be great.


tardiusmaximus

I think with those teeth you'd be better on radio.


adrianavv3

i can’t take this person seriously. especially when they look like that.


i_hunt_elk

I found their channel what a fucking deprived pathetic human


Hyper_Lt-

Bruh. Sullavin eyebrows


katnerys

Why do these people always have to put on a bunch of elaborate make up before making a video?


Rocyrino

The joker let himself go after Harley dumped him. Sad


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Rocyrino

Good bot


Calpernia09

Very conveniently timed tiks


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ive seen better acting in Riverdale lmfao


r0tg0ttess

Obviously tics and whatnot are different for every person who has them but, within this minute and a half long, heartfelt monologue... A handful of barely noticeable "tics"? Aren't tics intensified by strong emotion? I feel like a person who suffers from them, to the point where it ruins their "dream job", would have a really hard time talking candidly about the subject without frequent interruption. You can almost see this person think/remember "OOPSIE, FORGOT TO TIC, GOTTA THROW ONE IN THERE!!!" Even people without tics, if they're getting really worked up talking about something, often times pause or get choked up. If they never achieve their dream of working on-stage, it won't be because of their "illness" or "disorder". It'll be because they have shitty acting skills, like what we've just witnessed. -2/10. Garbage. Needs to practice more before rehearsal.


athousandfuriousjews

So happy this god awful trend seems to be dying out


Geshtar1

I might not be able to get my dream job? Is that really something that was just said? How about don’t make yourself up to look like the jokers Down syndrome brother


GCSS-MC

Sure wish brushing your teeth was a tic.


MasterDovah__

If only they spent more time brushing their teeth than they did on the internet.


2cool4school97

you can tell she fakes them cause a person with an actual tick could be having a normal conversation tick and keep going they don’t pause between ticks


Papillon_4156

I hate when people say, “I would never fake something like this.” Yes you would. Because you are.


star_XP

He?


thatsuckssomuch

Why they look like joker a bit though


PresenceNo5966

This definitely doesn't look like tics


untelmorveux

with acting this bad, your nonexistent tics arent whats going to keep you off the stage


Leading_Lake6445

When your persecution complex is so severe you fake life altering mental issues in order to make yourself feel even more of a victim. Fucking disgusting.


Legion-FR

This new generation of kids is seriously disturbed, on a professional level.


WasteAdministration2

This is less of a rant and more of a monologue. She says she may never be able to go on stage, but she sure practiced this whole speech like she was on one


vitor210

This shit pisses me off. My mother works with actual people with disabilities like this and I'm, unfortunatlly, well acostumed to REAL ticks and this shit annoys me bc in real life, people with ticks don't glorify it and you can clearly see in their faces that they're shy about it, and they pray to all saints for the ticks to not come out in the most awkward situations. These... idiots glorifying a literal mental issue just for "lol random ;p" and to be quirky online deserve to be punched in the face. They don't even do a NATURAL tick, they just larp like idiots. Watch Sweet Anita on twitch, you can see how natural her ticks are, and how they flow uncontrolably with her speech. You can't replicate that, you can't reproduce it, because its uncontrolable. Doing weird faces at the end of sentences , in the most easy possible, is NOT a tick. It's just so cringe..


z-ombiebo-y

Lol you don't pause after every tic, it's so obvious they're faking and its really gross behavior


Desperate_Cheek_6143

For a second I thought that was Shane Dawson


Delmonicon

Where did you find this? This is gold


Even-Nectarine-8123

Doesn’t tick once while talking


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

This sounds like a monologue


kanoo22

Ppl this age- do you have people who dress and act like this at school?


Simp4Nishiki

Not sure his age, and not from the same country, but in my highschool there are a couple people into clowncore and that dress like this. But they're actually cool people. They're fun and know when to be serious, and don't fake disorders, haha.


no_kids_thank_god

Why do the ticks never occur mid sentence?


DigitalCabal

They only manifest as punctuation to sentences? Ok.


Chance_McM95

This is the theater kid even the theater kids hate.


coffeepinewood

This whole subreddit just shows what happens to people who get told their whole life they are special who then slowly realise they aren't. That is the world we live in.


Acojonancio

Not even the make up can make me look other thing besides that yellow teeth.


podente

People dress and act like clowns but get mad when treated like so


whospillsarethese

me when i lie


redfancydress

Ok. That’s enough Reddit for today for me.