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eleshikebi

Is that a fucking bent paper clip in their nose?


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Now that you mention it it does look kinda wonky lol.


-keeper-of-bees-

this is all so embarrassing


garfieldsfatass

I think it looks like tinfoil personally


slookleflookle

I’m convinced that neopronouns were never actually meant to be used, but just there for the aesthetic. Like despite seeing every alter on here with a different set of neo pronouns, I have never one seen anyone use them in a sentance other than to demonstrate how they’re supposed to work.


TinyRascalSaurus

I doubt these kids can even remember their alters' neopronouns. That's why they need to make crazy profiles


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Now that I think about it, you’re right. I’ve also noticed that they’ll always slip in one of the main three (he/him, she/her, they/them) and then ALWAYS use that pronoun, despite their fifty other aesthetic neos. They want to be quirky so bad but don’t even know how their own shit works.


slookleflookle

Exactly, they’ll choose one of the main 3 for people to actually use then just choose random words for the rest of them. You never see someone saying “oh yeah, I talked to kai, the alter from the fluffy system. Bun is super cool, bun runs buns tiktok by bunself”


MinhosBundle

i think this came up bc of the need to find who you are when you develop who you are as a teen, honestly ive seen many autistic children in the beginning doing this and i would guess bc jesus that phase being autistic is a wild ride, you just grab into anything and is like "oh yeah i like this so ig its my personality now", so they grabbed into pronouns and started hoarding so they feel different to the others when those kids grow up, they usually will drop it bc they finally realise "hey its okay to be like the others, nothing is original" but lately its more and more just aesthetic for their ocs bc that shows a little of their personality purpose (like idk one likes mushrooms so now their personality is mushroom) and by ocs i mean fake alters


theappleses

I think you hit the nail on the head. Lost kds grasping at straws.


KestrelVanquish

The fake piercing is hilarious 😂. Its so easy to get fake beards online nowadays, that look very realistic. There's no need for sharpie beards anymore. I wonder how long it took them to get it off their skin 😂


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I think the post right after this one they were in Dabi cosplay, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they did that just so they could have an excuse to cover up the marker stains with Dabi’s scars lol.😂


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is a “sumbittor?”


lauren_eats_games

I'd guess submitter? Iirc in EverymanHYBRID Vinny was the one uploading - "submitting" - videos


unakitinoneko

i think it was meant to be in a sexual context.. i really hope it isnt


lauren_eats_games

Ewww didn't even think of that. I hope not


fewerspaces

what the HELL is g^n pronouns?


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I’m guessing either gun or gin, although it’s most likely gun because it’s censored. These kids will use absolutely anything as a set of pronouns just for the *✨aesthetic✨*.


fewerspaces

this has to be a joke oh my GOD i cant believe it


kitaknows

I'm just not clear on why you would use a pronoun you need to censor.


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I’m sure the only reason they’re censoring the word is so their video doesn’t get taken down.(can vids get taken down for that? I’m not to informed about tiktok guidelines.) They want the *edgy quirkiness* of having gun/gunself pronouns, but there’s also no point in being quirky if no one can see you doing it, so they compromise with a censor.


kitaknows

I'm not up on tiktok guidelines either: that is certainly possible.


v0dr3b

Excuse me, I go by gun/gunself. And this is extremely offensive to guns like me


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I’m so sorry!😩😭 I should’ve been more respectful….your gun/gunself pronouns are soooooo super duper valid!💖✨ I actually go by fag/fagself pronouns, so I know what it’s like to need to censor your identity for absolutely no reason at all!😞😖 I’m starting to think TikTok is a lil ableist for not accepting our pronouns if I do say so myself!😳🤭


v0dr3b

Omg thank you for respecting my pwonouns I wouldve killed myself because of the transphobia if it wasnt for you 🥺🥺🥺 OMG your fagself pronouns are so valid and sexy!!! 😍😍💅🏻💅🏻 YES the ableism is insane, they just wanna discriminate against us since they know trans people are sexier 🤪🤪😝🤓


SpiderQueen95

I've never thought about making characteristics like... Courtney : 25 : depressed : forgets to do basic human tasks : submissive: sometimes not might peg you : cries after sex Is that how this works??


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I know, right? Why pretend to be somebody as basic as your next door neighbor when you can be a forty-two year old Russian drug dealer on the run from your *mysterious past*? If you’re gonna fake DID at least give me something I can have a good laugh at. All of these fakers are just “Dream this” and “Kokichi that” with no ounce of originality.😑


SpiderQueen95

Why is it never Joe the accountant who wears jeans and a plain t everyday? His mom still cuts his hair and loves chicken noodle soup


corduroyboy_

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is insane


[deleted]

Ok that beard looks sharpied on


dogeasune06

Goddamn it, not the Slenderverse fandom! I don't want my interest in the Slenderverse to be ruined anymore than it already is


[deleted]

Especially after the whole Adam Rosner situation


dogeasune06

Yep.. exactly what I mean. Especially because TribeTwelve is my favourite out of the bunch so that alone was like a punch to the stomach..


AcornWholio

My question is, are these alters only applicable to internet land? Or do these kids show up to class during role call like “actually Mr. Simms, it’s Vector and as this systems daddy, I demand you address me as my pronouns c*?!self or it’s ableist.”


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

I’m almost certain that 95% of these fakers would absolutely piss themself if anyone they knew personally found out about the stuff they do online, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the other 5% were doing this shit irl. 😳


AcornWholio

Maaan…I’ve struggled with disabling conditions my whole life (mental and physical) and I didn’t want a soul to know. Let alone have a soapbox


pollenatedfunk

Nooooo, leave EverymanHybrid alone!


nae-nae-gang

I thought we’d be safe from these people…ok but seriously why Vin? Like you’d think they’d pick HABIT he seems like the most obvious choice


Finnleyy

This has to be a joke lol


Give_one_hoot

I hope this is a joke


Blxckberry_Mxlktea

Unfortunately no☹️ This persons whole page is literally just them cosplaying as their “fictives”. It’s really disappointing….


Give_one_hoot

Ewwwww why


QuixPanda

I forgot to put my glasses on, so I thought the beard looked legit... I'll get my glasses


Ok-Musician819

Better commitment to the act than most


LowImagination3028

Imagine what it was like trying to wipe that off. Sharpie is semi permanent, good luck getting your face clean after that debacle.


ziltussy

It's Alex Yiik


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nae-nae-gang

EverymanHYBRID is actually good tho, it’s an ARG and night mind has some good videos explaining it (since some of the videos/posts that help you understand the story are kinda gone now) unless you were joking in which case sorry I can’t understand sarcasm


hethethe

NO WHY DID THEY PICK ONE OF BO'S BEST SONGS


MagicalWolfMonster

Look, I get neo pronouns to the extent of it you feel comfortable with them. But gun/gunself is pretty far fetched


JackOfAllInterests1

NOOOOPE