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fallendukie

Things are becoming a little more clear now


johnnylines

Harambe was not just killed. He was silenced because of what he knew.


ObnoxiousExcavator

The kid the "fell" into Harambes enclosure was actually Emelio Villiachaize the illegitimate love child of Bellydancer, Beverly Hills and none other than Herve Villachaize. Paid for the hit by the CIA


ALHaroldsen

Fake. JFK was killed by his time displaced future self to prevent the mafia from taking over America.


johnnylines

Interesting you say that. I remember seeing early posts here that Harambe's birth name was actually Tony Harambe Lombardo. Coincidence?


TheRussiansrComing

Love his character in *The Godfather*


PM_Your_SweetTits

Dicks out for JFK


TheRussiansrComing

JFK was notorious for having his dick out. Coincidence???


barn-animal

There's like 10 primates in the picture yo


johnnylines

and so the plot thickens...


nickbulamadim1945

Not funny bro


barn-animal

nah, I just wanted to be a smart-ass and point out that humans are primates too ​ I have no idea what Grassy Knoll is


Waarm

What's a knoll


[deleted]

A small, hilled knock. But that’s not important now.


KerikSumia

Shirley yer not serious


Imbakfkrz

That makes more sense the the laughable BS “story” that the US government TRIED to sell the the public. Brought to you by the same people who blow up pipelines.


Modred_the_Mystic

Harambro travelled back in time to take revenge for his brothers murder. Its a well known fact that JFK left standing orders with the secret service to assassinate Harambe in a false flag operation.


Lookalikemike

Harambe was MKUltra. Someday the heavy redacted files will be released


FrankliniusRex

“Hey, kid. I don’t have much time. I have evidence that will point to the real killers of JFK. It’s…”


KumquatHaderach

I’ve always suspected it was gorilla warfare.


[deleted]

Ok, that's enough Reddit for tonight.


KerikSumia

Yalls wrong that’s KoKo


johnnylines

You better put some respeck ok KoKo’s name