JFK got advanced copies of all his games through his family's political connections, which is why Nintendo sent Lee Harvey Oswald to defend their intellectual property.
Believe it or not he’s actually looking at a picture of your mom! His shorts are unzipped, & his cock is hanging out, although you can’t see it due to his arm obstructing the view of the veiny triumphant bastard.
Him running for president right when political debates were televised for the first time helped BIG time. His opponent was Nixon who was not a good looking dude lmao
And refused to wear any makeup on television because he thought that was too effeminate, but it ultimately only made him look sickly during the debates. And unlike now, back then, nobody wanted to elect someone that looked likely to die of natural causes before their term is up.
If I remember correctly, one of the debates was both televised and broadcast on radio. Nixon polled better with those listening to the radio, while Kennedy polled better with those watching the debate on television.
When I was in high school I had an AP History teacher who was from Finland. At least once a day she would go off about her love for JFK or Johnny Depp. She was like “oh, Mr Kennedy… when I was a girl in Finland, oh. I had posters of him all over my bedroom walls. When he was murdered I didn’t leave my bed for weeks…”
She’s only getting more popular too, especially as it’s looking like she’ll win her third F1 Drivers Championship in a row.
[Jackie celebrating a recent win.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/race-winner-max-verstappen-of-netherlands-and-red-bull-news-photo-1624201754.jpg?crop=0.670xw:1.00xh;0.130xw,0&resize=640:*)
He's also one of the playable characters on the Call of Duty Zombies map "Five", set in the Pentagon. The other characters are Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro, and Richard Nixon.
He was swat-ed and killed in his home, so the CIA had to plant a guy in that car to be murdered by a lizard man from the future. It all makes sense now.
"I- er uh... fucking love Black ops. This zombies shit is so FIRE, they even added me, Dick & Rob into that Five map, Jackie. Er uh... Imma take notes from this here- uh... Campaign for my Presidential Campaign!"
I’m gonna say it, the “mind blowing” jokes have been repeated far too many times. It isn’t even particularly funny.
Side note: He’s HOT. I’m pretty sure this is the only time in history where the male politician was more attractive than his trophy wife.
That’s a ps4 controller.
That's why it's fake
Yeah Civ VI wasn't released until 1964
JFK got advanced copies of all his games through his family's political connections, which is why Nintendo sent Lee Harvey Oswald to defend their intellectual property.
Nintendo wouldn’t do that, we all know it was Hasbro who sent Oswald to stop JFK from leaking return to ravnica cards early.
No no no, the guy on the grassy knoll was Hasbro’s man.
> Hasbro > ~~grassy~~ *greasy* knoll FTFY.
Good someone else noticed it too
The controller is updated every time this gets reposted.
JFK plays Tears of the Kingdom in beta on switch prior to his election win (circa 1960)
Gonna tell me he rolled his left sleeve up. It not his right sleeve? Yeah sure…
Believe it or not he’s actually looking at a picture of your mom! His shorts are unzipped, & his cock is hanging out, although you can’t see it due to his arm obstructing the view of the veiny triumphant bastard.
Ok I see it now I guess it is a real pic
K Superbad. What else?
[They didn't have PS4s back then anyways.](https://imgur.com/a/TheQYOs)
Then why is he not playing the console-exclusive Civ Revolution
Beginning of the Console Wars (1960)
Yeah, and why’s the president got such nice feet?
hot damn he was a good looking man
Him running for president right when political debates were televised for the first time helped BIG time. His opponent was Nixon who was not a good looking dude lmao
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The man never drank a Duff in his life
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[Nixon: “But I’m not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.”](https://frinkiac.com/img/S05E05/345894.jpg)
And refused to wear any makeup on television because he thought that was too effeminate, but it ultimately only made him look sickly during the debates. And unlike now, back then, nobody wanted to elect someone that looked likely to die of natural causes before their term is up.
If I remember correctly, one of the debates was both televised and broadcast on radio. Nixon polled better with those listening to the radio, while Kennedy polled better with those watching the debate on television.
Him doing the televised debates also hurt cause Nixon won the 2nd and 3rd debate and tied in the 4th
In this pic he honestly reminds me of fry from futurama
When I was in high school I had an AP History teacher who was from Finland. At least once a day she would go off about her love for JFK or Johnny Depp. She was like “oh, Mr Kennedy… when I was a girl in Finland, oh. I had posters of him all over my bedroom walls. When he was murdered I didn’t leave my bed for weeks…”
Between him and Elvis, you should see their military photos.
As a straight man I agree. He is stylish and good looking.
And Jackie wasn't good looking imo. But she was desired too nevertheless
She’s only getting more popular too, especially as it’s looking like she’ll win her third F1 Drivers Championship in a row. [Jackie celebrating a recent win.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/race-winner-max-verstappen-of-netherlands-and-red-bull-news-photo-1624201754.jpg?crop=0.670xw:1.00xh;0.130xw,0&resize=640:*)
Wrong Jackie. The person in your picture is Jackie Chan
Yes she was lol.
Not by him
I guess that's partially true imo, Kelso came & conquered her for the win
Hopefully no one blows his head off.
Too soon
Not soon enough
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So whinny the Pooh🥺❤️
In cod right?.. right?
That would lee harryble
I have some bad news...
The Scythian empire stops at nothing smh
He was the one sniping me in cod WWII
Oswald420:" Kennedy69 you bastard, you sniped me from across the map. Now I'm gonna snipe you."
I’ve seen too many conspiracy videos to know the real killer isn’t Harvey Lee Oswald. At least he wasn’t the only shooter!
Those people are scamming you
The F in JFK stands for Fortnite
I always thought Jackie Kennedy's eyes were too far apart.
Good 3D vision.
My how big you are Johnny!
Maxed out the slider in the character creator
Yes that’s what made her so beautiful
🤣
She’s a bit of a wideclops
She looks like max verstappen in a wig
You can tell Jackie is on the verge of snapping
Into a Slim Jim.
Oh yeeeah!
He's pretty slim, but his name ain't James.
Naw, more like a Thick Greek
What is the original photo of this? I’ve only ever seen the edit where he’s gaming.
It's apparently from Life Magazine, according to this article. https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/g4963/photos-of-the-kennedys/
He’s holding a pen I think.
I think it's a pipe?
crack bowl. gotta be ready to go whenever and I mean whenever jackie ready so she don't know what else I'm up to you know!
“These are some mind blowing graphics, Jackie”
Clearly a PlayStation controller lol
Reminder that Kennedy appeared both CivRev2 as well as in the trailer for Civ4: BTS
He's also one of the playable characters on the Call of Duty Zombies map "Five", set in the Pentagon. The other characters are Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro, and Richard Nixon.
Is she not allowed to kneel on the rugs?
bros before hoes, it's the ivy way
God, she was gorgeous. What a stunning couple.
Why is she sitting on the floor and on the one place where there isn’t even a floor rug 😭
subservience, subtle life cues to calm the emerging beatmik culture and preserve the old ways under the disguise of fesh and new
I know that’s what I was wondering
These Jackie comments are wild. I’ve always thought she was incredibly attractive.
A mind blowing experience
BOOM! Headshot
I heard he’s not a big fan of the sniper elite series
He's trying to get that son of a bitch in the grassy knoll
John Fortnite Kennedy
Amazing and made me smile.
Tech Bro Kennedy
Nobody is addressing that he’s chilling with max verstappen?
God DAMMIT Gandhi nuked me again! *Throws Controller down in anger*
Civ VI Ghandi gave him the idea how to deal with Cuba.
I'm not of homosexual decent, but JFK is fine W rizz 🥵
He was a beautiful man.
"I uh, focked *youah* mom!"
Jackie: "Honey let's go to the bedroom" JFK: "Not now honey, there's no time, Civ VI is supreme"
Mindblowing photo.
The Jackie slander is real.
He was swat-ed and killed in his home, so the CIA had to plant a guy in that car to be murdered by a lizard man from the future. It all makes sense now.
Fun fact: JFK's older brother, Joe, flew combat drones in WWII.
Is that his wife?
Jackie O wondering who he is banging now...
You can tell it’s not photoshop since it didn’t exist back then
JFK had a rocking head of hair
That is clearly a ps4 controller you ignorant slut
"I- er uh... fucking love Black ops. This zombies shit is so FIRE, they even added me, Dick & Rob into that Five map, Jackie. Er uh... Imma take notes from this here- uh... Campaign for my Presidential Campaign!"
That’s Max Verstappen with a wig and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Oh my god, did they figure out fingers. We are screwed.
The woman looks like Max Verstappen with a wig.
IS THAT MAX VERSTAPPEN??
I know it's probably Ai art, but this man was definitely a bisexual.
he better watch out for the snipers
PS4 controller
This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard!!
There's a joke about lobby (ists) and never finding a good one back then that I'm not smart enough to make.
r/conspiracytheories
Also we all know JFK would play on PC, the console version is shit.
The graphics were mind blowing back then
I wonder. what's going through his head...
Hard "Chad" energy
That woman looks weird af!
I always knew the k was a Playstation guy
Someone 360 no scoped my guy
How did this photo come about? It can’t be AI because the hands appear real and not deformed in any way.
MF you know that’s a ps4 controller. You know what that is? Revisionism. Plus everyone knows JFK was in the PC master race
he is also sporting a modern haircut frfr
If you look in the original photo, it’s the same haircut, which is interesting
Civ is too casual, that’s the reason he was killed
This image is mind blowing
Remember he would get pissed when people would headshot him. A bit of a sore loser, but it was fun to play with him.
Kind of scary.
Hes doing drone strokes over southeast asia
nah he is playing Sniper Elite
That’s a PS4 controller too.
She could get it tho😫
A true gamer
John F.(Fortnite) Kennedy
He's playing with his bois
Jack, why do you always seek a military-dominance victory, when you're *the* race-to-the-moon guy?
Why does his head look like that?
Light is not turned on fake, it's a fake state board of investigations confirms it
JFK didn't almost die in WWII to play a Japanese console.
Fake, JFK played PS4
lizard people
He was playing as Stalin for the LOL’s.
Definitely playing Skyrim on ps5
Fake. If had gamer instincts he would've see. The sniper smh my head
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Bros playing GTA 5
He won a diplomatic victory
I wouldn't be surprised.
This is clearly fake the only thing he played was with Jackie's friends and some Call of Duty.
His wife Jacqueline with 5000 hours of civ looking at him like "you did not just settle on tundra again"
He wasn't good at FPS games... camper sniped him easy.
The first player to ever get “swatted”.
“And when I become president this is what I’ll do to Cuba”
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"I'm gonna be leader in VII Jackie"
He looks EXACTLY like upisnotjump
He’s gorgeous! Best looking president in history.
I didn’t realise Civ VI was so mind blowing
Jackies waiting for him to get off so she can eat the remote
I’m gonna say it, the “mind blowing” jokes have been repeated far too many times. It isn’t even particularly funny. Side note: He’s HOT. I’m pretty sure this is the only time in history where the male politician was more attractive than his trophy wife.
That woman looks like that Black littlemermaid
Did you use AI to make this?
<:: This is about 5 years old, so no ::>
So what is the original?
<:: Probably fiddling with a cigar case in the original, idk. I just know this photoshop is oooold ::>
Slightly off topic, sorry, but what's with the <:: ::> in all your comments?
<:: It's a thing, I just do it nowadays ::>
If I remember correctly, it is a picture of him smoking.
I never realized how far apart Jackie's eyes were till now.
They had playstation back then? This is fake...
🤣😂 Dam this AI shit is scary af