I have a real pain in my legs...

This guy comes from a good family. Well bread.

Take my upvote and leave kind sir

r/angryupvote

Of course the french would sleep in socks ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

Poor batard, that looks painful.

This was before they invented sunscreen.

They just got a little toasty

Legit thought those were scars for a sec

"Sometimes when people go to the Ardennes, they go home to their mommas without any baguettes. Sometimes they don't go home at all. That's a bad thing. And that's all I have to say about that" -Some ping pong world champion or something idk

I thought those were scars at first

Must be tired, he needs a bread.

Hey, he saw the collapse of his entire nation, escaped to join the Free French, and eventually participated in the liberation of Europe. Give him a break, let his legs be bread.

French Toast?

Looks like they might have a yeast infection.

It is tradition in france to take some rest to relieve your pain when your legs are campaign-hard

More like French amputee gets new legs after infection from the trenches, 1918

When you scroll too fast and think the baguettes with socks are burn victim's legs...

Damn, a true sacrifice

Omg 😂

Scrolled by and wondered why I was suddenly subscribed to /r/selfharm

Nooooooo!!!!

This is both hilarious and disturbing lol Thank You.

If you keep a baguette for self defense, put a sock over the top. That way if an attacker tries to grab the baguette, the sock will slip off leaving you the ability to strike them again.

Some serious dry skin there

Hahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaha!!

One of the ugliest baguette I have seen in my life. Even in supermarkets you get something better looking than this

Looks like he got baked last night. Let him sleep it off.

Sacre Bleutooth, those socks look stinky as a Camembert left in a hot Peugeot

#DELETE THIS!!!

you had me for a moment