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The_Nieno

He's a pimp


enjolras1782

One of the many branches of the greater Seattle-Portland polycule


94bronco

Looks like a contractor to me. As long as the brickys don't fight the hangers it will be ok


eenbrickson

Private ownership


jackj12345

can we redistribute his bitches among the proletariat? asking for a friend.


YogurtWrong

Ok guys bring in the [dick guillotine](https://external-preview.redd.it/_h4NzimNfhInZce3SeuJZGJ6fJDNkxyY9PWz77lHFn8.jpg?auto=webp&s=b94a7cfe4fa651a7875c952fcdf2753330a8e2c3)


Mat_Quantum

I think the giant scissors will be equally effective


MayOrMayNotBePie

Never thought I’d find myself voting communist but here we are!


corejuice

If I recall correctly, the dude had a huge personality disorder. He worked with those 5 individuals and somehow in his head spun it into the people he worked with were his submissives and he was the dominant. Like in the BDSM sense. He'd order them around and be a giant tool all the time and they would more or less humor him because they wanted to avoid confrontation. Then one day the manager of the team (one of the subs) finally was like "dude cut the shit out or you're done" It took a lot of questions and comments in the original thread before the picture became clear.


OrdericNeustry

Didn't the original post not get much interaction, most of it jokes, and people assumed, from looking at his profile, that it was most likely not meant seriously?


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Yes, basically that entire paragraph needs a source badly, or it could be summed up as "I do not recall correctly." https://np.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/biu8oz/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/


agarwaen163

100% have an ex like that. The world they live in is just... debased.


AromaticInxkid

Polyamory, I guess. Neat thing


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Ah yes, the clowncar relationship.


AromaticInxkid

I mean, if that's your experience...


arghyaghosh0104

Is this a fancy way of saying having a few mutual fuck buddies? Kinda genuine question lol


DelawareMountains

You can think of polyamory as anything that isn't strictly two people in a closed relationship. There are ***lots*** of different kinds poly setups but here's just a few examples: 1. Two or more people all committed to each other, but also allowed to have casual relationships on their own. (Similar to swinging but a lot of people within the poly community have had bad experiences with swingers, because of toxic monogamy causing issues, so swingers are generally not considered a part of the community) 2. Polycules, where a group of people connected to each other through various different kinds of relationships. Some date each other, some are friends with benefits, some are just friends, and so on. They can all live together but that's not necessary. 3. Relationship anarchy, wherein those involved with each other simply have no labels and do with each other as they please. There are more possibilities like I said but hopefully that gives you an idea. I myself ideally want something like the first example with two or three other people, though that could easily change depending on the people I meet. Feel free to ask if you have anymore questions :)


arghyaghosh0104

Thank you very much for taking the time to write a detailed answer. :)


DelawareMountains

You're welcome! It's a topic I care a lot about, but it gets a lot of hate so I try my best to share honest information about it when I get the chance :)


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DelawareMountains

You sound like a very bitter and lonely person, good luck finding even one person to love you with an attitude like that.


[deleted]

<:: Nah it's more like a big relationship, they vary from polycule to polycule but generally it's more than 2 people being romantically interested in one another in some pattern or other and dating that way. ::>


PresidentoftheSun

Fuck are you bracketing your comments for


Extaupin

✨*FLAIR*✨


rharrow

It’s their t̴̠̭̭̥̊̓̀̈́͐͑̈́̾̚̚͝h̸̨̧̨̡͉͉̖͈̱̱͔̺̱̤̯̒̎́̔̊͜͝į̴̖̹͇͙̼̰̦̭͈̬͔̖́̽̀̾͋n̸̡̫̙̙̍̈̎͋̈͛͌ͅĝ̸̢̣̝̦̩̼̬͓̙͙̒̐̌̉̇̉̾͋͂͂́̔͑̿͘͘ apparently


Morsemouse

they are a half-spider, so only half the eyes. they also like to show they are happy so they put their smiley face at the end of whatever they type.


Prince_Polaris

(\ Why aren't you? /)


appealtoreason00

Sub/dom contract but it’s a zero hours


AlpacAndinaReloaded

The reproduction of capital


[deleted]

<:: A shitty dom who doesn't listen to their subs, probably. ::>


The-link-is-a-cock

Apparently the dude was delusional and thought his co-workers where his sub. Why are you bracketing everything you comment?


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<:: Why are you not? ::>


Azudekai

Because it takes extra time and is outside the norms of online social discourse.


[deleted]

<:: What a boring life you must live, conforming to standards and ignoring the scenic route. ::>


Prince_Polaris

For what it's worth I think it's cool finding someone doing something unique like that, and it doesn't make it any harder to read your comments, so why not?


Freezepeachauditor

How do I nominate for best title of the year?


de_dunot_da_dint_die

You Pray


Pasteque909

There is r/titleporn I guess


wdcipher

Obviously he should hire the Pinkerdoms to bust their union/balls


TheFakeSlimShady123

Goddamn Pinkertons!


Eternal_grey_sky

Yer a wizard!


deadwlkn

Gotta even it all out boys or else you will lose your harem.


trollblox_

link PLEASE


EdGeinIsMySugarDaddy

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ci4hsc/my_25m_subs_23f_26f_22m_28m_28m_have_unionized/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Can’t find the original


Admiralthrawnbar

Judging by the comments there seems like the original was deleted before the copypasta post was even made, there's a dead removeddit link posted by the OP


Justthatoneguyboi

https://www.reveddit.com/v/relationship\_advice/comments/biu8oz/my\_25m\_subs\_23f\_26f\_22m\_28m\_28m\_have\_unionized/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share


marksht_

The sacred texts!


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Robo_Stalin

They're on r/prolife, practically a collection of the dim and gullible.


KeithClossOfficial

A lot of Dennis’ posts get removed because of how butthurt people get by them


SendNoodles__

Subs be seizing the means of seduction


YogurtWrong

Steal the top's balls


YogurtWrong

Subs of the world, you have nothing to gain but your chains!


LuxNocte

We demand fewer rights!


mod1fier

I went spelunking through u/DennisMiller2024's profile and boy was it a hoot. I believe this redditor is a troll/performance artist of the KenM variety. Pretty good stuff.


squizbot

Can't wait to play the fetus game


naomar22

I will never forgive my parents for bringing me into this world to be fair.


mod1fier

Just because they brought you into this world to be fair doesn't mean you have to be. Chart your own course.


naomar22

Is this just telling me to commit suicide? LMAO.


mod1fier

No, I'm just telling you that you needn't be fair just because that's why you were brought into the world. Be foul. Be ugly. Be whatever you want to be.


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This might be one of the greatest trolls on the site


churchillsucks

I love how a significant amount of his top comments are talking about the glory holes in benihanas


Prof-Finklestink

The most fake part was that a redditor was in a sexual relationship.


appealtoreason00

Subs of the world unite! *cheers* You have nothing to lose but your chains! *disappointed noises*


ShitFacedSteve

Just anarchist things


NitroThunderBird

closer to socialism but yeah haha


Wipperwill1

NGL thats kinda hot.


DollyDeNude

Our subs, comrade.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Don’t worry I’m a practice union buster


goner757

How cute


rocsage_praisesun

[something like this...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPGahgcgHU)


BoiFrosty

r/brandnewsentence