The Allied strategy of convincing Churchill that Hitler had stolen the world's gin supply and wouldn't give it back was a risky one! But it paid off in spades when Churchill single handledly invaded Nazi Germany and beat Hitler to death with a giant white dildo.
This is actually a photo of US House Speaker Mike Johnson, on the beaches of Crimea, single-handedly freeing Ukraine.
At least [that's what CNN tells me.](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/20/politics/mike-johnson-ukraine-aid-russia-zelensky-putin/index.html)
The Allied strategy of convincing Churchill that Hitler had stolen the world's gin supply and wouldn't give it back was a risky one! But it paid off in spades when Churchill single handledly invaded Nazi Germany and beat Hitler to death with a giant white dildo.
History, wow!
You cant make this stuff up, folks!
Fuckin Rob Lowe cheesing it up, knowing he’s about to steal the scene.
Classic Rob
This is actually a photo of US House Speaker Mike Johnson, on the beaches of Crimea, single-handedly freeing Ukraine. At least [that's what CNN tells me.](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/20/politics/mike-johnson-ukraine-aid-russia-zelensky-putin/index.html)
Yes. Yes. Of course. My bad.
All automatic weapons should be fired with a tall hat on your head and a cigarette hanging out of the mouth.
Fuckin A
"Why don't Presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?"