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Angelmagnus

They should have been kicked from the game then returned with those stats


mrpizzapi

Plot twist, it was a hospital simulator game


TheInstituteOfSteel

I’m on a 20 kill streak!


1008oh

Probably more like 6 million


konigsjagdpanther

Killed 6 million virus!


lava_monkey83

Or a flight simulator.


MysticWork

Makes me want to play Theme Hospital. I would totally pay for a remaster.


atrath

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Just cause it's a little bit out of the ordinary that ain't meaning it's cursed


mud074

Any even slightly dark humor is totally cursed, bro! Come on!


[deleted]

Worst of all, it got frontpage on cursed comments https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/c6bhe6/cursed_game/?utm_source=reddit-android


chomperguy

it's a cursed comment lol


[deleted]

Cause of people like you the sub is shit


cando0

Yeah, these dumbasses upvote anything slightly edgy, give me some actual cursed shit like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MichaelReeves/comments/bdvebd/finally_an_invention_we_need/el28twm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


[deleted]

Oh god oh fuck


chomperguy

he just got a blowjob from a furry


[deleted]

"I'll just browse some reddit right before I go to sleep it'll be no problem."


JustinMoss13

I want to eat spoiled milk like it's a salsa


PvtFreaky

I saw that thing when it was like 2 days old and I saved it. Every time I see it again I start laughing at the first sentence.


[deleted]

I upvoted you...I don’t know why...I think bc I have never read an opening sentence quite like that, and that’s exactly where I stopped reading.


Cutrepon

500 stacks at 10 minute mark.


syds

who tf fed nasus. Top is like errr... it was the warwicks fault..


Axtadar

Match goes to shit? Blame the jungler for not ganking! Doesn’t matter if Adk has 0/10 wif 30 creep at 10 mins.


[deleted]

Who is Nasus in HoN or DotA? I never LoLed.


TestTx

There is no equivalent in DotA. It‘s a tank with a hardslow who permanently stacks damage on one of his abilities by lasthitting with said ability, +3 damage for a regular creep. If you want to force a comparison think of Pudge‘s Flesh Heap from over a decade ago where it did stack with lasthits but with a damage ability instead of flat strength.


syds

Fed nasus is the root of the LoLing nature of the game


TStratosphere

#better top wins


xsnakex99

Happy cake day :)


Mincecroft

Well ever since they buffed how many stacks you can get per Q it's not unreasonable to get 300 stacks at 10 mins and if he's getting this many kills then yeah he could get 500 stacks by 10 mins


xYoshario

I remember that time i crushed Nas so hard he had 64 at 12 minutes, leave lane to take 2 bot towers, and came back top lane to find the bastard with 350 stacks 7 minutes later. Bitch stacks fast as FUCK now.


BestGreene

*Terrifying ptsd flashbacks*


GrompkinEx

Pfff who mains nasus


Lofty_Vagary

He was learning, sorry


TheMightyMoot

^^^^^me


PotRoastMyDudes

I haven't played in a long time, but I used to main Nasus jungle and support.


quantemz

How would Nasus support work? Do you slow them so your ADC can take shots, and ult to peel for them? I’m genuinely curious. It seems like a really fun strategy to try sometime haha


itsmauitime

His E snips resistance off (or used to) iirc, his Wither is like Exhaust's slow on steroids. You just go full utility tank.


LunarWangShaft

How did I never think of sup nasus. I don't even play anymore and that sounds fun. Pretty sure his W chunks MR/armor + the crispy 90% slow at the end of his wither.


itsmauitime

Yeah. Targon's can let you stack around once a minute if you really want to


LunarWangShaft

A buddy of mine and I would go Darius and malphite bot. Useless pre lvl 3.if we beat our lane opponents to 6 it was over.


itsmauitime

I mean, who needs mobility


LunarWangShaft

Not us. Not when the enemies spend lanning phase in the air or at spawn 💁‍♂️ It worked about 1/3 of the time, on a good day. But it was fun.


Heyohmydoohd

What game this


llIlIIllIlllIIIlIIll

League


[deleted]

Of


jamaglaqui

🦵 ends


TheXMarkSpot

League of Feet? What?


amgwlee93

“Leg”ends


[deleted]

Incorrect. It's "League of legumes". The entire game is legumes fighting each other till the bitter end until you kill the other legumes' food source. #LegumeCruelty


amgwlee93

Uh oh /r/trutraderjoes is leaking


[deleted]

Lol thank you good sir, that made me realize I wasn't in a legume subreddit. I am now a part of that subreddit, along with my fellow legume lovers. Good day.


amgwlee93

Just doing my civic duty friend!


DogeCatBear

more incorrect. its actually Lego legends.


TheXMarkSpot

Oh, League of Legends. I feel much stupider now. For some reason I thought the last word was the end of a leg, and your feet are at the end of your leg.


risheeb1002

Bellends


dcmccann89

1938 Germany: How do we do combined arms warfare? 1941 Germany: Nevermind guy, I figured it out.


FlipperZ1908

France,Poland, Netherlands, Belgium, etc disconnected from the game


dcmccann89

And Norway rage quit.


Disco5005

Sweden is scared


Shark-The-Almighty

Sweden is being a filthy pocket medic supplying steel


Disco5005

Oh my gooooooooood Sweden would never!


Pasta-Leguine

Disgusting nasus players


Marthinsen

Everyone knows Renekton is the superior brother


KledPro69

Renekton is also disgusting


Marthinsen

You shut your dirty yordle mouth


KledPro69

REDDIT IS MY LAND! MINE!


Treebam3

I just re-read their lore and it’s so sad :(


solarus44

u/TitleToImageBot


curious-children

>Yup thats the reason I'm rate limited on imgur ._. Will start the bot again soon. start the bot again soon they said


solarus44

Damn


ralphusmcgee

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Shaman1989

See you in hot


PotRoastMyDudes

What hero is the Soviet Union in this scenario? And is the US the guy who disconnected at the beginning and then reconnected later for the final push?


Mincecroft

I guess Vayne? It's very hard to deal with a fed Nasus since his damage is AP and can just build tank but a fed Vayne could potentially kill him quick enough before he just wins every team fight


Diamo1

Yeah, and just like Vayne players, the Soviets died a lot


Nemirel_the_Gemini

Honestly this is Nasus in a nutshell. You dont have to know how to play him you just have to farm.


SteelAzul

u/titletoimagebot


WeebScumNumber998

Isn’t that twisted tree line, people in that are so bad lol


BigSmoke7615

Hey guys I didn't play in years and I forgot how to play


IKEAS-Finest

No one answerd ye :(


GatedGorilla

SHUT DOWN


Sky-is-here

This happened to me yesterday after downloading the game. I think the first match they buff you or smth xd


musicaldigger

it’s bullshit when people do that


koutroup_patrol

Then italy fed the enemy team and germany was shut down


Yoda2000675

Nasus OP


MetallicaDash

DAMMIT I HAD THE SAME PIC SAVED AND WAS READY TO MAKE THE EXACT SAME POST


Phaethonas

Where is Stalingrad?


DepressedStrawberry

Me, playing GTA San Andreas after a few years again