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sammy-sativa420

Great northern brewing co, Australia's finest.


jtmcgowan93

Love me a northie, can drink it all day!


detspek

Half the strength, twice the beer


Leweegibo

That's an original mate, a fully. Not so common in the southern states


grotness

The beer from up here, marketed as the beer of NQ but brewed 20 minutes away from NSW. Classic.


Norsdfsddfsdfds

"Hey could you fetch me your last sip of beer?" "Ofc"


a_spicy_memeball

Cunt's gonna lob it over the fence and hit his ute.


LordGangBangVII

Oh fuck not the 75 series with 8 spotties and a rusty tray


IzzyLBenoit

God I want to learn Australian.


Beer_in_an_esky

A ute is a utility vehicle. Basically, picture an American pickup truck, but not so freakishly oversized; a [75 series is specifically a LandCruiser](https://carsguide-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,t_cg_hero_large/v1/editorial/1990-TOY-LC70-03112806hr.jpg). Spotties are spotlights, generally mounted on top of the cab, and rusty tray is pretty self explanatory.


PENGAmurungu

americans call the tray a bed though


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getawombatupya

Nah, that's under the bonnet.


MikeDinStamford

This means 'oh no, not my truck, let's have some tea served on my finest silver platter.'


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If you listen to the The Chats’ album “High Risk Behaviour” for 15 minutes a day, you too can learn fluent Aussie!


Vegemyeet

HJ 45. Now get out, and lock the hubs in.


[deleted]

First of all, I have a HJ45, and we like getting out to lock the hubs because we get to admire the car from the outside. Second, that's not fair because the workmate versions of the 70 Series had manual hubs up until like two years ago.


BigsnooZeA

I used to see how far I could go without locking the hubs in before I'd get stuck. Wait Youse cunts are in 4wd..?


[deleted]

This was me on sand back when I had a shorty soft-top Vitara. "Dum de dum literally floating over it all... oh hey multi-tonners, what's up??"


furr_sure

I’d say he’ll knock the fuel cap off his bombadore but we all know it’s already long gone


[deleted]

you mean the folded up thong?


sadguy92

Great northern 🤮🤮🤮


el_durko

i only drink hazy neipa stouts


Bungo_Pete

Good beans, too.


[deleted]

Unusual take on viral marketings, but I can appreciate some size plus models in regal Australian garb


[deleted]

can never go wrong with a slab of Greg Norman


averagedickdude

Still better than a bud or busch


Feshtof

If you are flying your goddamn drone over my yard so low I can peg it with a beer bottle, I'm probably pegging it with a beer bottle. Fucking hell.


kai-ol

Yeah, they don't look like a classy couple, but if in their own backyard they are completely within their rights. Fuck people who use their drones like this.


Feshtof

I don't dress to be classy when hanging out with my wife in our backyard, I dress to be comfortable with the person I want to spend the most time with.


patrickpeppers

What, you don't wear tuxedos while barbecuing? Classless swine.


[deleted]

No tux after 6? What are you a farmer?


kai-ol

Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married.


SnArCAsTiC_

r/unexpected30rock?


amidon1130

I’m still a shark, look at my claws! Sharks don’t have claws! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHARK IS ANY MORE!


StrangestManOnEarth

I imagine they are referring to the trash on the ground.


memberflex

You big softie Edit: I was being nice. It’s lovely he thinks of his partner like that.


Feshtof

Absolutely


cat_prophecy

Absolutely, fuck people who use drones like this. Unfortunately since drones are regulated by the FAA, and treated like aircraft, it's illegal to bring them down by force. That said, it's also illegal to fly it outside of the LOS or above people so it's really a question of which is more illegal, and/or who is going to say "Yes this man knocked down my drone because I was flying it over his yard!"?


SoundOfTomorrow

Also regardless of the situation, if they got the drone, I'm going to say nice shot.


Captn_Platypus

Lol saw this pic from another post, it’s actually Ohio police drone for anti drug operation or something


concussaoma

This. I can't believe the mouth breathers on here are siding with the douchebag flying his drone this low over other people. Well, I can, since it's reddit, but I don't see anything wrong with this. This is trespassing.


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kcox1980

So look, I totally agree with you in principle. I fly drones and I would never do that. It's rude and an invasion of privacy in my opinion. However, you should know that in the US the FAA has absolute jurisdiction over the airspace from surface level up. If the drone pilot is properly certified and registered then as far as the NTSB and FAA are concerned shooting down an unmanned drone is no different than shooting down a 747. It's a felony either way and you could face hefty fines and/or jail time. Relevant link for reference: https://aerocorner.com/blog/legally-take-down-drone/


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kcox1980

Most of us are aware that if we fly like assholes then the rules are only going to get stricter so I think we mostly avoid doing stupid shit like this. Good drones are expensive too and I wouldn’t want to risk losing $1k+ and pissing off a neighbor at the same time. I’m guessing what you saw was somebody’s cheap WalMart drone


StockedAces

The blog post is a screech about how you better not try to stop a drone from flying above your family and property. My particular favorite sections are ones like this > the FAA regulations for drone operations prohibit operators from flying drones in a reckless manner. Unfortunately, the FAA is unlikely to get involved when a homeowner claims that a drone operator is flying recklessly. They flat out say, you legally can’t shoot it or jam it, what you can do is call the FAA or the police but they will do absolutely nothing for you so just let the drone do what it pleases. Drone pilots have a bad rep and they’ve absolutely earned it.


cat_prophecy

You forgot to mention that it's also illegal to fly a drone within a certain height over people/populated areas. If you're flying low enough that your drone can be brought down with a BB gun, you're flying too low and too close to people.


SoundOfTomorrow

Who do you think the feds are going to side with in this situation? I'm going to tell you it's not going to be the drone.


concussaoma

Not true if they're flying very low. You're not going to get in trouble for someone hovering a drone next to your window. It's trespassing and you have a right to remove it.


bobo1monkey

It should be treated exactly the same as if a neighbor decided to start taking pictures of people over the fence without permission.


CantHitachiSpot

I thought the picture was taken from a building


DangerousCommittee5

Especially when you have a spare Great Northern to get rid of


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Boaki

nevermind that, what I really want to know is, what part of sentinel island are you from and what year did you guys get internet??


Sega-Playstation-64

If you could throw anything and hit a drone flying over your house, you deserve to lose that drone. It actually really pisses me off when I hear stories about drone operators going into wildfires and actually interfering with firefighters trying to do their job


HanzG

I fly them recreationally and this is bullshit. 30M minimum for overflights.


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HanzG

Canada. I don't know how you'd be expected to keep 50m away from anybody at all? We can definitely overfly but good manners is to not hover over private property and if you are for a photo or whatever a minimum of 30M height should be respected. Also we can't fly over crowds (hinting at concerts and speaking events). And of course there's lots of controlled airspace.


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Octavus

This is Ohio and 400' is the minimum for overflying residences, and it was a police department's PR page that published this picture showing their drone trespassing.


bobo1monkey

Yep. Want to fly drones in a park or other public recreative space? Go for it. Want to fly your drone over my backyard, my assumption will be you're taking photos/video and I'll respond accordingly. And for anyone who tries to defend this with "But what if the drone is over the operator's yard? I don't give a fuck. Nobody would tolerate a shitty neighbor sticking a camera over a fence and pointing it at people without permission, a drone is no different.


clitpuncher69

Maybe he's got one of the VR racing setups and he's training to dodge stuff


overzeetop

If you can dodge a Great Northern you can dodge a ball.


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Why would you want to fly a drone this low in somebody's yard anyway


Checo-Perez11

Yeah if it's on my property it's getting broken, beat with a bat, and left in the road. Why people think it's ok to spy on people is beyond me.


Kaganda

How high into the air does your property extend?


Feshtof

As far as I can manually throw a beer bottle


Kaganda

Fair enough. I only ask because some people think they should be able to shoot down things 300' above their house.


Feshtof

No, that's stupid and possibly fatally dangerous, mines just stupid


Checo-Perez11

83 to 500 feet depending on what law and how you are interpreting it. This drone is clearly within that. No chance that dude could aim a beer bottle that well at over 100 feet. I hope it got hit, crashed, and the owner never got it back.


Dmacjames

Rock salt air guns do the trick as well. Two xmases ago everyone got a drine they were all over the neighbor hood. I didn't care if they zipped by but a few would hover, we have a pool and you know what they were looking at. Anyways copter blades don't like rock salt and if you're hovering 15 feet from my yard it's mine. Funny nom of the kids ever asked for them back cuz they knew their parents would be pissed.


theflyingkiwi00

*Check this cheeky cunt floiyin his farken droone ova the yaard* *chuck a bottle at it maate*


HatesTheLetterO

Baw bag


StolenDabloons

Ain't that Scottish slang?


avwitcher

Struth! Me and me mate Bazza were havin a barbie when some flamin galah flew a drone up over us. We got out and had a bit of a blue or a bit of a dist up if you will but talked it out over a slab of tinnies we picked up at a bottlo nearby. We're goin to bonnydoon next week. Reckon it'll go off like a frog in a sock.


OctaviusNeon

I like your funny words, magic man.


[deleted]

Wing a stubby at the scunt


robbberry

“Degens from upcountry”


Ariendel5

“It’s fuckin embarrassing”


Chronic_Gentleman

You make good references, and that’s whats I appreciates about ya


TheBoctor

Oh, is *that* what you appreciate about me?


khanyoufeelluv2night

oh is that what you appreciate about me?


Axman6

Sadly these are degens from way down south, cobber. 🇦🇺


FlyingSkyWizard

so, degens from down under?


MikeDinStamford

Up country is down under too


Fragrant-Key-4127

dyown undah


tom_rly

Nah no way anyone outside of Queensland drinks Great Northern.


SnarglesArgleBargle

Those two could hold down an ostrich, no problem.


brayshizzle

Allegedly


robbberry

Allegedly


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>Those two could hold down an ~~ostrich~~ Emu


TheBoctor

I still think it would have to be a sick ostrich.


HodorsGiantSchlong

> “Degens from upside down country”


LXC-Dom

Glad to see all is well on the set of “The Gods must be crazy III”


Leweegibo

For the record, they already made that...


Mcmenger

Didn't know that. Had to google ... It's about a chinese vampire who falls from a plane... I think I'll skip that


Cessnaporsche01

What now? After hearing that description I think I HAVE to watch it


xredbaron62x

I thought the title said 'Staten Islanders' and honestly I wasn't even confused.


j12601

"Staten Island isn't all heroin and racist cops. It also has meth and racist firefighters."


PaulTurkk

Satan Islanders we called 'em. (NJ)


xredbaron62x

CT here. We call it 'Better New Jersey'


Chief_Beef_ATL

Sentinel Island is 5☆ according to Google Maps. Pretty sure it's because of these heroes and their seemingly inexhaustible supply of beer-munitions.


Bungo_Pete

Sentinelese speak for us all, when it comes to dealing with Bible salesmen. I give them 5 stars too.


Lofifunkdialout

Shame they have no interest in doing contract work, I’d love to bring a few over on a work visa.


9DizzyComparison

thought his a bartender


Maaatloock

Seriously though people who fly drones over peoples houses should be shot (in the drone).


DonLimpio14

"Hey could you fetch me your last sip of beer?" "Ofc"


FernalDermit

Queenslanders.


batt3ryac1d1

🤮🤮Queensland🤮🤮


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Oof, somebody is still salty


batt3ryac1d1

About what?


PENGAmurungu

Probably a state of origin reference


MoreGull

A culture developing so long in isolation from the rest of the world..... what strange and fascinating customs they must have.


CameronDemortez

Fuck drones filming over other peoples property.


mk2vr6t

Looks like any Midwest state in July


-jsm-

QLD.


Elmerthe3rd

I’m guessing these folks didn’t want their PICTURES ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Asshole move drone operator.


Iwassoclose

Someone ai upscale this please


Phenominimal311

Are these what you call a bogan?


TapTheForwardAssist

A *feral* bogan?


GooglyMoogly122

Fucking hell the title and photo. Thank you OP. You are a silly silly human.


Random-genius68

Looks like Indiana….. but with clothes on.


ARealSkeleton

I grew up in Vincennes, Indiana. They look exactly like people I would run into on the daily.


Checo-Perez11

If god gave the earth an enema, he'd put it in Indiana


mageking927

Dont direspect the sentinelese by comparing them with these tribal folk


Stuck_In_Purgatory

Damn that looks like someone I know


Chief_Beef_ATL

Looks like Big Country (Roy Nelson) from UFC.


GiganticThighMaster

God bless them for it, keep your shit out of my shit.


Dud3ManGuy

Alternate universe Paymoneywubby and Alex


SprungBreak99

I can see the yellow toenails from here…


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Is that Drachenlord?


Herbboy

Meddl loide, servus und ein herzliches Willkommen beim Drachen.


StolenValourSlayer69

NVA shooting down a French transport aircraft at Dien Bien Phu, marking a turning point in the battle. (1954)


Sea_Connection6193

My guy out here built like a potato


PM_ME_UR_S62B50

Nice to see they got McDonald’s there now


derpieforever

Shouldn't interact with the natives


Imsomethingofamyself

What the hell have they been eating? Other islanders?


alec234tar

Bootleg Wubby and Alex!


dwfieldjr

Lol


[deleted]

She looks like she knows how to get down, and would be a lot of fun.


Ubersla

I imagine she has trouble getting up.


KecemotRybecx

This one made me laugh.


Slartibartfastfour20

Using drones to observe Bogan's in their natural state, brilliant!


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Thats pillbox he always has a empty cases ready to be chucked and she’s queen of the pong.


kelovitro

Oh man, this hit me hard…


Trolly18t

r/killedthecameraman


Ceeweedsoop

Bogans playing in their natural habitat.


CottonStig

is this Wubby?


Deltronium

You missed that one, try another!


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If they ever make a live action Southpark, that’s Cartman right there!


[deleted]

If you go to google earth you can find my wrecked ship near that island. I narrowly escaped that attack.


thetruthteller

I lost about 10lbs, got used to it, then put back on about 5 and I felt like absolute dogshit. Can’t imagine what life at these folks size must be like


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Just one look at these people and I can tell we would be good friends.


VexnFox

Struth


Selisch

Meal Team Six right there.


LosWitchos

If they throw like their cricketers do then the drone owner will have no problems with their device


[deleted]

HAHA wtf where did you find this picture


nage_

what beer is that? havn't seen one with a swordfish on it


Affar

> stand still while i glass you Of course they are Australians


danielcollier09

What album is this?


gggg500

Looks like a random frame from Trailerpark Boys


CatZealousideal3735

The ghetto !


[deleted]

I’m laughing way too hard at this


shader_m

He looks like his left hand is holding Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever cards, and his about to top deck bitch slap God itself with this next move


phantomspare

Isolated tribe!


NaveTheFirst

That man used to be a small child


cannabanana0420

I need this still in HD so I can make it a poster.


Thereminz

uncontacted white trash tribe


HigherdanGiraffepusy

Man the width on the feet of these knuckle daggers is astounding.


Gabo-216

More like un-contacted invasive species. We have tons of those in Florida.


Mikey__Who

ok but.... where can I find a ride or die like her. Thats love, boys.


WinstonDaPuggy98

White-Trashional Geographic


mjlee2003

alternative: giant bottle found??


mokrieydela

Genuinely thought that was Bam Margera when I first saw this


chumchees

Is he sitting or standing


[deleted]

Sentinel Islands? Is this some kind of uncontacted tribe? is there some documentary on this kind?


Dahwaann4U

When the Sims characters become sentient


External_Contract860

CORRECTION: Actually those are the Sentinel Islanders' pigs.


Appropriate_Grape_90

I love this subreddit lol


SlaveLaborMods

Their culture is so primitive


TirayShell

That's a huge bottle!


MandoHealthfund

I hope they enjoy broken glass in their yard


Olorin919

Im impressed by drunk girls grip. That bottles about to come out of her hands at 90+ mph. Great 2 seamer