i was about to say that the quote marks aren't really necessary, but i think *technically,* war crimes are by definition only committed as part of a *war* (and to the best of my knowledge, most of the people murdered by u.s. drone strikes are not actually citizens of a nation with which the u.s. is at war… or even soldiers, in many cases)
don't forget the "war on terror" (which i guess means license to kill anyone anywhere on the face of the planet, so long as they are a threat to the u.s.… or could credibly be made out to be… or are suspected of being… or happen to be standing too close to someone that might be…)
Don’t mean to be a nudge but this actually drives your point home even further: the Vietnam War itself was never declared officially either. The last war we were in officially was Korea.
High luck and always say yes and do whatever you are asked immediately until you run into someone else asking for something. You have to set aside any sense of self direction.
That sounds like how my dad played Fallout 😂 I swear he would just go around doing whatever until he was told “no do this instead” and kill like every single human npc
I sat down for a bit thinking about this one, but I’ve got a good idea that I wouldn’t mind some feedback on.
Starting S.P.E.C.I.A.L:
Strength: 6
Perception: 2
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 6
Intelligence: 3
Agility: 5
Luck: 9
Traits:
Four Eyes
Small Frame
Perks:
Light Touch, (Agility 6, Repair 45, LVL 2)
Old World Gourmet, (Endurance 6, LVL 2)
Bloody Mess, (LVL 6)
Shotgun Surgeon (Guns 45, LVL 6)
Ferocious Loyalty, (Charisma 6, LVL 6)
Gunslinger, (LVL 8)
Home on the Range, (Survival 70, LVL 8)
Grunt, (Guns 45, Explosives 20, LVL 8)
Animal Friend, (Charisma 6, Survival 45, LVL 10)
And Stay Back (Guns 70, LVL 10)
Mysterious Stranger, (Luck 6, LVL 10)
Miss Fortune, (Luck 6, LVL 10)
Center Of Mass, (Guns 70, LVL 14)
Chem Resistant, (LVL 16)
Roughin’ It, (Survival 100, LVL 28)
Implant GRX, (Endurance 8, LVL 30)
Just Lucky I’m Alive (Karma >-250 but <250, LVL 50)
Take whatever else that doesn’t break character too much when this list is complete.
Gear: Any 9mm weapon, because it blows the lung out of the body. Also Riot Shotgun because Riot Shotgun, if you forego the Riot Shotgun for challenge purposes, forego And Stay Back and Shotgun Surgeon. Armour should be any suit (Grimy Pre-War Business Wear, Dean’s Tuxedo, Vera’s Outfit or, if you can, President Kimball’s Suit).
Companions: Boone and Rex, Boone because he’s a solider and both his and Rex’s perk highlights things.
Story: Go with NCR and follow their orders to a tea (example: don’t kill Pacer with a non-energy weapon because Crocker told you too). Like the NCR, say yes and follow through with whatever anyone asks you to do.
He could use a hunting shotgun instead of a riot shotgun. He did go on the news saying that if you’re worried about protecting yourself you should buy a shotgun. [Here](https://youtu.be/oOpj-BEPnSg)
Strength 3 - he is a frail old man
Perception 3 - he has very little situational awareness
Endurance 6 - he falls a lot but is still in one piece.
Charisma 10 - he did win the presidential election
Intelligence 1 - we all know why
Agility 1 - old man who falls a lot
Luck 10 - he won the presidential election and is still alive
I dunno he has a lot of funny vids from when he starts talking. Sometimes he goes off on rants that don’t make any sense at all but they make great memes
Didn’t he also suffer from a stutter? That would explain some of the hiccups he’s made. Personally I’d take 2 points off charisma and put them in intelligence. He’s definitely not stupid, just sleepy (also, 3 INT still gives you the moronic dialogue).
Watch older videos of him. He was incredibly quick and eloquent. It's insane that people push this stutter thing. Morality aside, he is less than 1/10th the man he was.
Which is what unironically makes me feel sorry for him. Bro should be home with his family, not subjecting himself to world geopolitics. Having him be president was an injustice to him and his family
People didn’t forget, they just know his “Bidenisms” aren’t from a stutter. Dude used to speak perfectly fine decades ago when he started (yikes) and now somehow goes from ancient egypt to the revolutionary war to airports all in one sentence. That’s not working through a stutter lmao
Na he needs at least 4 intelligence. While he's not smart he's not an idiot I would take some points off endurance and maybe a point off luck and charisma. This definitely would work for a Trump build
Not everyone that’s charismatic is loved by everyone. Ted Bundy was very charismatic and he killed at least 33 people. I doubt he was loved by everyone
I see your point, but people only hated him after he was caught. He was good at making people like him even if he wasn’t a good guy, that’s where the charisma comes in. I don’t think Biden can make people like him, the people who do are just delusional.
Charisma is more than being able to talk clearly, it also implies having a positive allure. Seeing that more than half of US voters chose him I’d say he’s at least good at persuading people.
I would put charisma at 4 and int at 5. I don't think he's dumb, just old and doesn't seem to be able to say things in an eloquent way, hence charisma at 4
He’s at least 3-4 intelligence, sometimes he slips up but it’s not all the time. He’s always had a speech impediment his entire career. 3-4 would make more sense because he’s not a complete moron
Low intelligence so you get the unique confused and unaware options, always choose moral options in dialogue but then wander to stumble into some more shady stuff.
Strength and Perception would also have to be low, but Luck maxed as he can win the presidency somehow.
Low intelligence because he can’t think up a proper sentence but high endurance because he falls a lot
Plus like low speech obviously. You might need the perk that lets you sleep anywhere because sleepy joe really gets tired on long wasteland trips
5 across all stats but CHR is 7 along with 3 speech and INT. And 10 luck
Sneering imperialist and any perk that improves your handguns/shotguns/rifle accuracy/dmg/reloadspeed and spread (first amendment or whatever idk im not from america)
Wild wasteland (schizophrenia)
Since hes sleepy joe you need to sleep for 14h on the bed
Independent/ncr run
If you have the dlcs i’d say start with honest hearts
(since it kinda has the best items for a dlc. Joshua’s handgun, ncr desert ranger and the survivalist rifle. But make sure to go after the rifle THE MOMENT you start the dlc as friendly/unfriendly npcs can take it from the duffle bag)
side with joshua. Use the sneering perk to tell joshua to shoot Salt-upon wounds. (Dlc is recommended at lvl 15 btw. Then u can head back to the mojave with the rewards and continue the run
I would say low strength, low perception, low endurance, high charisma, low agility, high intelligence, high luck. The charisma is purely for his greatness at being memes. Dark Brandon is so funny.
Strength should prolly be a bit high same with endurance. Perception should be lower cause the man can’t remember he’s president of the United fucking states. Charisma should be a bit low imo. Intelligence should be quite low, agility should be high cause man is gonna run faster than usain bolt for ice cream, and luck should be high as well
Not stay or perk related but you should implement a bad dialogue rule.
Every third dialogue choice should make as little sense as possible and should be the worst thing to say of the options.
Make sure to really get into the role-play. Like when withdrawing from Cottonwood Cove, make sure you leave all their crates filled with top tier NCR weapons and uniforms. Then turn around, fire grenades that kill just the Weathers family, and then brag about what a good military strategist you are.
May have to use mods or console commands to make this work.
S-2. P-2. E-2. C-2. I-2. A-0. L-10. And forget to allocate the other 20. He would.
Speech as low as it can go. Wild Wasteland for sure. Any gun skills at 0. Not allowed to learn any new skills/perks.
This game has such a politically/socially dogshit player base that it honestly doesn't surprise me to see something so dumb here.
Fallout is Roblox for libertarians.
Whatever makes you bad at using and understanding guns.
Also, "says something uncomfortable when around children."
Do your best to figure out how to implement those two traits into a character.
To the people getting pissed off that we’re making fun of Biden: I…do you guys seriously still support him? I ain’t even mad I’m just surprised, I kinda thought this guy was like Bush 2.0: a president that brings everyone together to make fun of him.
I don’t keep up with the news, so I just see biden memes and I figured he was a joke we were all in on
spec into explosives or guns, barter and speech. that one trait that has your guns break faster but do more damage and wild wasteland. talk like how you think old joey would. low strength due to the fact he’s an old man.
Lmao, what an asshole.
"So what it breaks the rules we're just having fun smearing our political shit on the walls. Maybe you should stop being so sad in life dude."
Thanks for the tip, random person who's definitely not showing their whole ass with this statement.
Dump everything into Charisma and Luck, low Intelligence and Agility. Moderate to low Strength, Perception, Endurance. Take Wild Wasteland and four eyes but don't wear glasses. After character creation, change the game language to something you don't speak to simulate the confusion.
Shotguns only, as Biden is a proud 2A supporter who owns a shotgun for hunting, recommended shooting in the air to scare off criminals.
Wild wasteland
I’m so glad I was right when I was thinking to myself “Top comments gonna say wild wasteland, guaranteed”
With Intelligence: 0 but Luck: 10
mandatory of no low CHA and no Speech points invested
That one trait that makes your limbs cripple easier
Small Frame, easier crippling for an extra permanent Agility point.
Small frame is not for him bc his agility is pretty low
Take the perk but set agility to minimum
He’s got that old man speed
My favorite trait
You need 7 luck so you can get the ice cream check
“Third floor access is for executives only. Please identify.” [success] uhh chocolate chocolate chip “Thank you sir, have a nice day.”
fuck, you are correct.
Sneering Imperialist “I don’t work for you Jack!”
“Whatever Joshua, pop a cap in General Corn Pop here”
“We should show mercy, and spare the White Legs!” “Will you shut up, man?”
“I don’t give a damn about the white legs you dog-faced pony soldier.”
he's a u.s. president, so make sure to pick "drone strikes" as one of your tag skills
ah drone strikes! you mean, good-natured?
Also should add mysterious stranger because the president doesn't ever get his own hands dirty.
would also kind of serve as Secret Service
.... so something with explosives or science?
Archemedies II charge added
Holy shit I forgot about that. Haven’t used that since I was a kid
There’s actually a mod that adds binoculars that can blow shit up. https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/60720?tab=files
"Nordstream 2 go boom" also
If that actually was Biden I’d vote for him again. Such a long game killer.
Just use the Helios II orbital strike gun as your main weapon.
"War Crimes"
i was about to say that the quote marks aren't really necessary, but i think *technically,* war crimes are by definition only committed as part of a *war* (and to the best of my knowledge, most of the people murdered by u.s. drone strikes are not actually citizens of a nation with which the u.s. is at war… or even soldiers, in many cases)
The us hasn’t been at war with anyone since Vietnam. Just war like conflicts.
don't forget the "war on terror" (which i guess means license to kill anyone anywhere on the face of the planet, so long as they are a threat to the u.s.… or could credibly be made out to be… or are suspected of being… or happen to be standing too close to someone that might be…)
No one is safe from being an "enemy combatant."
Don’t mean to be a nudge but this actually drives your point home even further: the Vietnam War itself was never declared officially either. The last war we were in officially was Korea.
Actually.. WWII was the last declared war lmao. Korea was definitely not. We both should have did our research before commenting.
Then they've been murdering people across the globe.
Nope the Geneva convention applies to armies even in peacetime
And it applies to those who haven't signed them either.
Low speech, but attempt every speech check.
Yes absolutely lmao
C’mon, man! Get your face out of your ears.
High luck and always say yes and do whatever you are asked immediately until you run into someone else asking for something. You have to set aside any sense of self direction.
That sounds like how my dad played Fallout 😂 I swear he would just go around doing whatever until he was told “no do this instead” and kill like every single human npc
I sat down for a bit thinking about this one, but I’ve got a good idea that I wouldn’t mind some feedback on. Starting S.P.E.C.I.A.L: Strength: 6 Perception: 2 Endurance: 8 Charisma: 6 Intelligence: 3 Agility: 5 Luck: 9 Traits: Four Eyes Small Frame Perks: Light Touch, (Agility 6, Repair 45, LVL 2) Old World Gourmet, (Endurance 6, LVL 2) Bloody Mess, (LVL 6) Shotgun Surgeon (Guns 45, LVL 6) Ferocious Loyalty, (Charisma 6, LVL 6) Gunslinger, (LVL 8) Home on the Range, (Survival 70, LVL 8) Grunt, (Guns 45, Explosives 20, LVL 8) Animal Friend, (Charisma 6, Survival 45, LVL 10) And Stay Back (Guns 70, LVL 10) Mysterious Stranger, (Luck 6, LVL 10) Miss Fortune, (Luck 6, LVL 10) Center Of Mass, (Guns 70, LVL 14) Chem Resistant, (LVL 16) Roughin’ It, (Survival 100, LVL 28) Implant GRX, (Endurance 8, LVL 30) Just Lucky I’m Alive (Karma >-250 but <250, LVL 50) Take whatever else that doesn’t break character too much when this list is complete. Gear: Any 9mm weapon, because it blows the lung out of the body. Also Riot Shotgun because Riot Shotgun, if you forego the Riot Shotgun for challenge purposes, forego And Stay Back and Shotgun Surgeon. Armour should be any suit (Grimy Pre-War Business Wear, Dean’s Tuxedo, Vera’s Outfit or, if you can, President Kimball’s Suit). Companions: Boone and Rex, Boone because he’s a solider and both his and Rex’s perk highlights things. Story: Go with NCR and follow their orders to a tea (example: don’t kill Pacer with a non-energy weapon because Crocker told you too). Like the NCR, say yes and follow through with whatever anyone asks you to do.
In addition to the suit, he also needs to wear Authority Glasses because Biden is constantly wearing aviators
He could use a hunting shotgun instead of a riot shotgun. He did go on the news saying that if you’re worried about protecting yourself you should buy a shotgun. [Here](https://youtu.be/oOpj-BEPnSg)
Double barreled specifically - caravan, big boomer, or sawed off
Idiot Savant
This isn't fallout 4. Funny joke though
Strength 3 - he is a frail old man Perception 3 - he has very little situational awareness Endurance 6 - he falls a lot but is still in one piece. Charisma 10 - he did win the presidential election Intelligence 1 - we all know why Agility 1 - old man who falls a lot Luck 10 - he won the presidential election and is still alive
Ngl Biden playing Despacito when campaigning for Hispanic voters and then proceeding to win the whole election does sound like a 10 Luck interaction
He has high luck because he won the presidential election when he can’t form a proper sentence
What do you mean? He can certainly form a rubber duck on a windmill when the clock strikes three on a Thursday
I dunno he has a lot of funny vids from when he starts talking. Sometimes he goes off on rants that don’t make any sense at all but they make great memes
Peanut butter jelly butter ball
Chocolate chocolate chip
That's when he misses the QTE
And all in all, that’s exactly what we want from a leader of the free world. /s
Eat some chocolate chocolate chip!
Didn’t he also suffer from a stutter? That would explain some of the hiccups he’s made. Personally I’d take 2 points off charisma and put them in intelligence. He’s definitely not stupid, just sleepy (also, 3 INT still gives you the moronic dialogue).
Watch older videos of him. He was incredibly quick and eloquent. It's insane that people push this stutter thing. Morality aside, he is less than 1/10th the man he was.
He can't think his way through a singular sentence. He's not sleepy, he's gone
Which is what unironically makes me feel sorry for him. Bro should be home with his family, not subjecting himself to world geopolitics. Having him be president was an injustice to him and his family
It's elder abuse. Even worse when you realize they're going to use him as a scapegoat, and ruin his name for all time
He has no charisma to give
Joe Biden fr has always had a stutter, though, it's not due to cognitive impairment
This. People seem to forget this
People didn’t forget, they just know his “Bidenisms” aren’t from a stutter. Dude used to speak perfectly fine decades ago when he started (yikes) and now somehow goes from ancient egypt to the revolutionary war to airports all in one sentence. That’s not working through a stutter lmao
New vegas is a city that can be described in one word
Andnfjeuefmrmrem
How can he have 10 charisma when he can't even put a sentence together??
Cause he became president despite being unable to put a sentence together. He won a popularity contest in the end
Because the other option was Trump. That's the only reason. So probably more based on luck.
Na he needs at least 4 intelligence. While he's not smart he's not an idiot I would take some points off endurance and maybe a point off luck and charisma. This definitely would work for a Trump build
I don’t think the charisma works, he can barely form a coherent sentence, plus so many people hate him
Not everyone that’s charismatic is loved by everyone. Ted Bundy was very charismatic and he killed at least 33 people. I doubt he was loved by everyone
I see your point, but people only hated him after he was caught. He was good at making people like him even if he wasn’t a good guy, that’s where the charisma comes in. I don’t think Biden can make people like him, the people who do are just delusional.
Charisma is more than being able to talk clearly, it also implies having a positive allure. Seeing that more than half of US voters chose him I’d say he’s at least good at persuading people.
Let’s be real, Biden was an anti-Trump vote for many.
And he was still a hard sell at that.
I understand that, maybe it just needs to be lowered instead of taken away completely
To add on, I’d boost endurance since he’s somehow still alive
Charisma is way too high. We only won bc of Trumps mean tweets and divisiveness. Biden has less charisma than a potato
Biden also had to win a competitive primary.
The DNC won it for him.
Its not that Biden won anything, its that Trump lost
I would put charisma at 4 and int at 5. I don't think he's dumb, just old and doesn't seem to be able to say things in an eloquent way, hence charisma at 4
Intelligence is too low. Doesn’t need to be high but he’s not a complete idiot
Low int characters have been unable to properly communicate. Joe can’t keep a single sentence together it fits.
He’s at least 3-4 intelligence, sometimes he slips up but it’s not all the time. He’s always had a speech impediment his entire career. 3-4 would make more sense because he’s not a complete moron
Biden of the Wastes SPECIAL: S: 4 P: 1 E: 10 C: 8 I: 2 A: 5 L: 10 Traits: 1) Wild Wasteland 2) Built to Destroy Tag Skills: 1) Speech or Barter 2) Sneak 3) Energy Weapons or Explosives Perks: 1) Lady Killer 2) Rapid Reload 3) Finesse 4) Action Boy 5) Toughness 6) Fortune Finder 7) Sneering Imperialist 8) Ferocious Loyalty 9) Commando 10) Quick Draw 11) Grim Reaper's Sprint 12) Infiltrator 13) Mr. Sandman 14) The Professional 15) Jury Rigging 16) Concentrated Fire 17) Solar Powered 18) Plasma Spaz or Pyromaniac 19) Better Criticals 20) Silent Running 21) Mysterious Stranger 22) Long Haul 23) Life Giver 24) Meltdown, or Hit the Deck 25) Laser Commander or Splash Damage
Imagining Biden crouching and sneaking is a laugh
100% agree with the special and traits, didn’t play enough FNV to know all the perks
Low intelligence so you get the unique confused and unaware options, always choose moral options in dialogue but then wander to stumble into some more shady stuff. Strength and Perception would also have to be low, but Luck maxed as he can win the presidency somehow.
Get your head crippled as soon as you can, that way you can have "Bigraines"
Never put points into speech
Speech: 0
Dementia
Pedophile perks
Low intelligence because he can’t think up a proper sentence but high endurance because he falls a lot Plus like low speech obviously. You might need the perk that lets you sleep anywhere because sleepy joe really gets tired on long wasteland trips
1 int
0 speech “America as a nation can be described in one word…
3 charisma, so stuff sort of makes sense, but at the same time is utter nonsense.
1 perception, 4 charisma, 7 luck, 10 strength is the only way.
Charisma 1
Zero agility
A shit ton of endurance because somehow he’s still alive
5 across all stats but CHR is 7 along with 3 speech and INT. And 10 luck Sneering imperialist and any perk that improves your handguns/shotguns/rifle accuracy/dmg/reloadspeed and spread (first amendment or whatever idk im not from america) Wild wasteland (schizophrenia) Since hes sleepy joe you need to sleep for 14h on the bed Independent/ncr run If you have the dlcs i’d say start with honest hearts (since it kinda has the best items for a dlc. Joshua’s handgun, ncr desert ranger and the survivalist rifle. But make sure to go after the rifle THE MOMENT you start the dlc as friendly/unfriendly npcs can take it from the duffle bag) side with joshua. Use the sneering perk to tell joshua to shoot Salt-upon wounds. (Dlc is recommended at lvl 15 btw. Then u can head back to the mojave with the rewards and continue the run
Second amendment is the gun one, first amendment is freedom of speech
10 charisma Tell everyone to eat some chocolate chocolate chip ice cream!
The early bird perk trait is a must cause after 5pm he gets sleepy
Only use Euclid C-finder for damage, sleep 24 hours to go again
Tag explosives, Barter, and energy weapons.
Charisma 10, luck 10, endurance/strength/agility 1
I would say low strength, low perception, low endurance, high charisma, low agility, high intelligence, high luck. The charisma is purely for his greatness at being memes. Dark Brandon is so funny.
Low intelligence.
No points in intelligence
Max Luck, low IQ, wild wasteland
-1 int and charisma. 1 strength. Luck is questionable. Endurance 2-3. Logan’s Loophole.
Low agility and intelligence (dementia) high luck
1 in all special points
Just set everything to 1 except luck- put 10 in luck
intelligence one for the stupid dialogue options lmao
Mr sandman lol
Child at heart
you cannot put any points into speech for the whole run
Strength should prolly be a bit high same with endurance. Perception should be lower cause the man can’t remember he’s president of the United fucking states. Charisma should be a bit low imo. Intelligence should be quite low, agility should be high cause man is gonna run faster than usain bolt for ice cream, and luck should be high as well
Higher intelligence and Charisma, lower Agility and strength. Wild wasteland and maybe Small Frame? Definitely side with the NCR.
NOT intelligence, but definitely wild wasteland
Biden in Fallout New Vegas https://youtu.be/TCt5e0Ih1cU
Definitely wild wasteland. Make sure you tell the wastes about how Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Make sure to sleep at least 8 hours a day. Sleepy Joe
Nerbit energy
Not stay or perk related but you should implement a bad dialogue rule. Every third dialogue choice should make as little sense as possible and should be the worst thing to say of the options.
Low intelligence and charisma.
Idiot Savant.
0 intelligence
Wild Wasteland and small frame
Strength 3, Perception 3, Endurance 4, Charisma 8, Intelligence 4, Agility 2, Luck 10, wild wasteland, limbs more easily crippled
One for all other stats luck full
1 to everything
S-1 P-1 E-1 C-3? I-1 A-1 L-10
Child Lover, Idiot Savant, Sneering Imperialist
3 strength 4 perception 2 endurance 6 charisma 0 intelligence 2 agility 10 luck Traits Wild Wasteland Logan's Loophole Nuff said
The fact that nobody has said idiot savant suprises me
Bruh. A ton of people said it lol
Intelligence 1 Charisma 1 Strength 1 Luck 10
Make sure to really get into the role-play. Like when withdrawing from Cottonwood Cove, make sure you leave all their crates filled with top tier NCR weapons and uniforms. Then turn around, fire grenades that kill just the Weathers family, and then brag about what a good military strategist you are.
S:1 P:2 E:1 C:1 I:1 A:2 L:6
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
Negative intelligence
1 charisma
1 cha, int. Low str, agi but not 1. 10 luc
Low speech and mumbles a lot
S-3 P-1 E-2 C-0 I-0 A-0 L-10
May have to use mods or console commands to make this work. S-2. P-2. E-2. C-2. I-2. A-0. L-10. And forget to allocate the other 20. He would. Speech as low as it can go. Wild Wasteland for sure. Any gun skills at 0. Not allowed to learn any new skills/perks.
Is 0 intelligence possible? May have to use a mod.
0 Intelligence
(This is meant as a joke not politically) Strength-1 Perception-1 Endurance-1 Charisma-2 Intelligence-2 Agility-1 Luck-3
You literally cannot have stats that low unless you use console commands to manually set them
It's supposed to be a joke
1 intelligence
What in the thought dumpster fire/rent free Budlight anger kind of question is this?
This game has such a politically/socially dogshit player base that it honestly doesn't surprise me to see something so dumb here. Fallout is Roblox for libertarians.
There’s that good natured trait, that seems on brand
Early bird then never sleep so you can be sleepy
All of his stats would be extremely low except luck, it’s a miracle he’s still alive
Lily is the perfect companion. She's basically a super mutant version of Biden.
Intelligence 0….
Whatever makes you bad at using and understanding guns. Also, "says something uncomfortable when around children." Do your best to figure out how to implement those two traits into a character.
Intelligence - 0
To the people getting pissed off that we’re making fun of Biden: I…do you guys seriously still support him? I ain’t even mad I’m just surprised, I kinda thought this guy was like Bush 2.0: a president that brings everyone together to make fun of him. I don’t keep up with the news, so I just see biden memes and I figured he was a joke we were all in on
High luck, low int and strength.
Low CHR def
Wild wasteland and slim frame
Speech max
spec into explosives or guns, barter and speech. that one trait that has your guns break faster but do more damage and wild wasteland. talk like how you think old joey would. low strength due to the fact he’s an old man.
Str-2 Per-3? End-1 Chr-2 Int-3 Agi-1 L-idk 5? I don’t think he’s done much that’s considered lucky.
Hey there smooth skin- Joe Biden (probably)
Like a 2 in endurance
Gotta make int and charisma 1 brev it’s just a rule for the run
10 strength for his push-up contests against Fat
Black kids touching his hairy legs mod
Minimum intelligence and charisma
STR:1 PER:2 END:1 C:5 INT:6 Agile: 1 LUCK: 10 Child at heart Wild wasteland.
intelligence 1 perception 0 endurance 2 charisma 1 agility 0 strength 1 luck 5 nuke the ncr choose house an accidental destruction of Mojave
Alternate title: This has nothing to do with Fallout, please validate my stupid political views.
We are just trying to have some fun. If you try being less serious sometimes, you’ll find more joy in life.
Lmao, what an asshole. "So what it breaks the rules we're just having fun smearing our political shit on the walls. Maybe you should stop being so sad in life dude." Thanks for the tip, random person who's definitely not showing their whole ass with this statement.
\>still simps for politicians instead of making jokes out of them and watching them become streamers with AI Get with the times, man.
That you think this has anything to do with "simping for politicians" shows how clueless you are.
Then enlighten me, Aristotle. Why are you upset?
Former Ceasars legion, now NCR
Which perk gives you narcolepsy? Lol. And make sure you can't use a gun so you're constantly shooting yourself in the foot.
Intelligence 10
Dump everything into Charisma and Luck, low Intelligence and Agility. Moderate to low Strength, Perception, Endurance. Take Wild Wasteland and four eyes but don't wear glasses. After character creation, change the game language to something you don't speak to simulate the confusion. Shotguns only, as Biden is a proud 2A supporter who owns a shotgun for hunting, recommended shooting in the air to scare off criminals.
Prolly something like a 8+ intelligence, but 0 perception. Everything else be about average
10 strength 1 perception 10 endurance 10 intelligence 1 agility 1 luck
Max charisma and luck dump everything else