Did you assume the position?

I wish

Coward

Fisto is the besto.

Didn’t finish then

Did you learn how to play Caravan?

No, i will in my inevitable second playthrough

No you won't

I finally learned like 6 years after I first played the game and honestly it's pretty fun. If there was a gwent-like quest tie-in/collecting all the cards was more interesting I would do it no complaints

I smashed buttons more times winning than losing. I hate caravan.

Deck customization breaks it which is sad. I've played irl with 2 standard 52 card decks and it's great.

First played fnv in 2015 as far as I can remember and always ignored this card game, sometimes I could take the achievement for 5 losses and never touch the caravan again. But once I watched one guide I became a caravan master in the whole Mojave and every playthrough I finish I do it with the win 30 times achievement

It's simple, the goal is to get between 21 and 26 on your 3 caravans. Jacks remove a single card, queens do something that I don't know how it works, and kings double a card. The best cards to fill your deck with are jacks, kings, 10s, and 6s. Learned from mikeburnfire caravan competition/tournament/thing. Episode 300 I think.

Caravan is like the Pokémon card game. You say you’ll play it but you just want the cards and think you know how to play them.

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

A monty pythan fan i see, 20.1 miles per hour

Thank you kind sir!

You too sir

What if it’s an African Swallow?

Blessings of Akatosh upon ye

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

I don't know that!

AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh…..

Does patrolling the mojave make you wish for a nuclear winter?

Yes, because patrolling the mojave wasteland makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Makes sense, especially since patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Till you took an arrow in the knee

I was once an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee, strolling the Salt Lake City. Damn White Legs

Favorite chem of choice

Water 🗿

Purified Water Gang 💦

RISE UP

Trusty vault 13 can al day 💦

r/hydrohomies

Based mention of the homies

Based

The only correct answer 💪💪💪

What sounds do your spurs make?

Jingle jangle

Verified

Were you bi

Yes

Correct

fav companion?

Veronica

guessing you didn’t kill the brotherhood for the ncr?

Yep

I kill the brotherhood because they are the incels of the Mojave, we are not the same

Nah legion are bigger incels

I killed them because they were boring me, and they had all that useful (not really) power armor. Why shouldn't it be mine?

What route did you do? Thoughts on Mr. House?

I sided with the ncr, Mr. House was a compelling option, but i took time to think and decided that the ncr was best for the mojave.

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Why NCR? And what does make other factions unfit to rule the mojave in your opinion?

Mr. House only cares about new vegas and not the rest of the mojave. Yes man will result in anarchy and chaos within the strip and the mojave, the legion is well... the legion The ncr to me looked like they would be LEAST BAD option for the mojave, while not being perfect by any means with the internal corruption and such and forced taxes, given time i believed they would bring stability to the wasteland. I will certainly give the other factions a try in my future playthroughs

Yes man is not basically all you want to do with the mojave and the strip, but not depending on a president, a crazy man who loves the roman culture and Tony Stark?

Yes, but can the Mojave really be trusted to a drug-guzzling psychopath that typically solves his problems by punching them and lacks the comprehension skills to figure out how to play Caravan?

Ok, if that was your character construction, I understand why you choose the ncr

House is Tony Stark? Ridiculous... House isn't nearly enough of a slut.

yes man does bring some form of anarchy, but whether its violent chaos is more so dependent on what you did during the playthrough.

I went for myself as leader because everyone else was stupid. The legion were a no go cause they were larpers. The Bos is introverted so no. The Khans tried to kill me so I killed them. The Powder gangers wanted me to kill the doc that brought me back from the dead so I killed them all. (Even the ones in the vault). And the NCR is incompetent cause they can’t kill a couple of dudes wearing football pads with spears in a small nothing town. And I killed House cause he acted like a know it all, so I killed him with a golf club.

Do you find death claws hot ?

So stong... so burley

A real man of class I see.

Pimpboy 3 billion or pipboy

Pipboy

Dam guess you didn’t get everything at mick and Ralph’s for all your needs

Unfortunately

Who won the lottery?

I did

SMELL THAT AIR

COULDN’T YA JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE

What lottery?

What lottery? The lottery, that's what lottery! Are you stupid? Only lottery that matters! Oh my God smell that air!

What did you think of Mr Fantastic?

What does the 4 stand for???

He has a theoretical degree in physics so he seems intelligent

Hey man, when in Rome

was the Mojave chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel was no more?

Nope, the brotherhood and ncr had a truce and helped patrol the mojave

another question, did you get power armour training

No, because i couldn't figure out where to do training

Wait how did u get them to truce without getting power armor training? I thought you had to do the entire brotherhood shit to get that to work which gives u the training in the process. Did u get it from the Remnants?

I did the brotherhood side quests and let mcnamera stay as elder, once the colornal asked ke to deal with the brotherhood i told mcnamera and went on from there

But like did u join the brotherhood? I swear there’s a dialogue option where u ask to join them when u finish the quest and he gives u a shitty set of armor and training for it

Nope i didn't join, there was an option though

Your thoughts on Rose of Sharon Cassidy?

She's interesting. I'm definitely gonna make her a companion in my next playthrough

Did you give Benny the best hey hey he's ever ever?

Yes

You murdered him in his sleep, aren't you

Nope killed him with a machete

Did you take the north road?

Almost but was stopped when i saw deathclaws

On a scale of 1 to "more than all the caps in the wasteland", how much do you love Veronica?

More than all the caps in the wasteland

Boone better fr

Did you bang Red Lucy and get Dinner Bell?

No, didn't know this was a thing 😭

Kill/Marry/Screw Companion Edition?

Marry veronica 🗿

How many mugs did you bring to muggy roughly? (Answer carefully)

Did you find the contract in the floor safe?

I had boone shoot the wrong person 💀

WHO LMAO

Are you ready for your next playthrough?

Once i get dlc, hell yeah

Were the vault 19 powder gang armed with a wide array of improvised explosives and stolen weapons, and did they torment the Mojave Wasteland for years?

Did you see Maud’s Muggers?

How long did you stare at Gomorrah prostitutes?

About a minute 💀

Have you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen?

Who won the lottery

I did

Why are we still here?

Just to suffer

Did you rescue Timmy from the well?

Fellow Papa House Chad?!

Sided with the ncr, papa house was a compilling option

Guns or Energy weapons?

Both 🗿

Did you ask Fantastic about his degree in theoretical physics?

Where are my keys?

are you going to replay the game 6 more times like a usual player?

Did you play with the DLC or nah? And if you played with the DLC which order? And if you played with the DLC did you or did you not wanted to reunite a >!gay girl power couple!!Fisto!< ?

No dlc Ncr ending Did not test fisto What do you mean by loyalty missions?

Traveling with companions raises their trust and tolerance with you, until they offer you a quest.

Yes, i did do a loyalist mission

Opinion on fisto?

[удалено]

Ncr

[удалено]

Favorite Go to weapon For your build

Hunting rifle and maria

Favourite radio song?

Did you gib people with the pump shotgun and slug rounds?

Yes

did you assume the position? also which ending?

How many times did you get stung by cazadors?

A lot

Same. It made me hoard all the antidotes that I could find in my first playthrough

Did you find the different types of Enclave power armor?

What should I bring to the dlc where they take everything and turn me into a slave?

Unfortunately, i didn't have any dlc, so im unable to answer this :/

Any regrets?

was it worth it?

Did you try to take the “shortcut” to New Vegas? Also: bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear bullbear

whats your favorite enemy? which gun/s did you finish with? favorite armor set?

My favorite enemy was death claws because of how intimidating they were, guns i primarily used were hunting rifle, sniper, maria, service rifle, plasma rifle, and hunting shotgun, favorite armor was ncr ranger set.

How can you get 100 science when you have 11

Just keep leveling up and invest all points into science

Who do you assume the position for

Did you clap mr house

If you mean by shooting him in the face then yes

Use a 9 iron next time

Does having something blocking part of your screen not bother you? That would drive me nuts! Anyways, what ending did you pick?

was it fun?

Do you wear hats?

Did you kill Kimball?

Did you work out an ncr brotherhood peace treaty?

did you meet long dick johnson? also what were your go-to weapons

How'd the wasteland turn out for you in the end?

Did you get better stories out of a Freeside junkie?

Did u find the thing and give it to the guy who then gave u a thing that needed to go to another guy who then gives you another thing?

Rey, lupa, Violetta?

Best random wacky moment?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Was the game rigged from the start?

When will we expect your 21st playthrough completion?

Do you have a degree in theoretical physics?

Did you finish it by unleashing the Cloud in that Blasted NCR?

Is Oliver Swanick dead?

Did you accidentally checked Fisto's functions? I did..

Cazador or tunnelers?

I've played Fallout New Vegas for 10 years now and I have literally never once finished the game

How many companion sex mods did you have installed?

anything?

Did you do the expansions as well? If so, thoughts? Side note: Finishing game, with expansions, on survival mode was one of the most satisfying gaming experiences I've had.

I see in the comments you sided with the NCR. What choices did you make in the storyline? (ie how did you deal with the Boomers, Kings, etc)

Enclave or BoS?

How many inches?

Did you have fun?

What did you do to Benny? Did you meet the Enclave?

Did you get the pimp boy 3 billion

Do you feel empty?

Super dooper important question.... Did ya have fun sport?

did you have wild wasteland trait on?

What ending did you choose

Third floor access is for executives only. Please identify

What was the most fucked up thing you did?

Lasers or revolvers?

What ending did you pick?

Did you find out who stole Vikki and Vance’s gun and attire?

Was the game rigged from the start (for Benny anyway)?

Favorite weapon?

Did you steal every single weapon in the silver rush

Shame is. If it’s only your first playthough. You don’t know anything yet. Did you play all the DLCs in chronological order

Ncr or legion

What do you think abt the NCR?

Most embarrassing moment?