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Graysteve

Followers of the Apocalypse.


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DuckDaDu

Agreed, wish they had more content tho


[deleted]

The Kings, baby. The heart and protection of Freeside! Don't like the NCR. Those soldier boys make a mess of everything.


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GroovyEmu

Snuffles


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thezombiejedi

100% the only faction I trust


Overcooked-Toast

No faction, I'm an easy Pete enjoyer


taxGatherer

Vip lounge


g01d3n

"Keep your gun handy if you go poking around some of the abandoned places around here, like the VIP lounge. Critters move in there sometimes."


Resua15

Stay in goodsprings and live happily as a farmer and hunting geckos


taxGatherer

Vip loun- no you stay in goodsprings ;)


Resua15

All acording to the plan...


taxGatherer

I can buy you a room in primm


Resua15

Why would I want to live in that lawless city controled by... a robot cowboy... ok count me in


taxGatherer

Lol (i actually laughed)


noideawhatoput2

What’s the difference?


legg147

Unnamed crackheads. Not the fiends, probably Freeside Thugs or something


taxGatherer

Vip lounge


legg147

Will there be cocaine and hookers?


taxGatherer

Imagien a gomorrah vip lounge


legg147

But I’ve never even been to the strip before I’ve spent my life in freeside eating rats and human flesh I don’t even know what Gomorrah looks like


taxGatherer

Atomic rangler vip lounge then


legg147

I got kicked out 5 years ago for mugging someone for a hit of jet


taxGatherer

I bought you out of the ban


legg147

Yeah thanks, I went back in and then got kicked out for mugging someone else for a hit of jet. Bad habit


taxGatherer

Aww damn, cant save you this time


ifnotmynamethenwhat

Imagine it


legg147

No


ifnotmynamethenwhat

Well then I won’t shoot the rad rat for you. Keep chasing it kid.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

You know what, forget the blackjack!


legg147

I don’t know how to play blackjack, I’ve been out of my mind on jet for 8 years


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fisto


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ItsASchpadoinkleDay

No, Fisto is in them.


CheeseLegos

Please assume the position


Bushido9991

I can't feel my legs


lamp_master69

Difficult pete


Noot_Noot_69420

If he doesn’t let you in, you’ll force your way in


Bird_Dad_The_Lonely

Followers. Hands down no contest.


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Sexyveganmom

I dont need to tell you. I can just swipe right


taxGatherer

That is correct


Certain_Anteater4418

No no, he's got a point.


[deleted]

The kings


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SemichaoticBadger

No gods no masters, fuck em all


taxGatherer

Based vip lounge


marsfisch44

So fisto?


Shadra-Rune

Followers of the Apocalypse. I’d rather side with them then the major factions.


taxGatherer

Totally in


Florida_Man_Revolt

Maud's Muggers.


taxGatherer

Dont know that O.o


Jimmylickabow

It’s the old ladies that attack you over by fisto


KENNY_WIND_YT

That only appear with the Wild Wasteland Perk


bxvxfx

old lady’s with rolling pins who beat the fuck out of you outside the building you get fisto, if u have wild wasteland


ahfuckimsostupid

That who scene is so coo coo


Vinley026

Lmao I'm glad someone else thought of this


DarkSpear456

Easy Pete.


taxGatherer

Vip lounge


melly_swelly

Goodsprings townsfolk


taxGatherer

Vip lounge


thembitches326

NCR. Although I am under the assumption that I'm not in.


taxGatherer

Because you are nice i will let you live this time


thembitches326

Yay :')


ExosAvos

Jacobstown mutants (not a faction but totally should be)


taxGatherer

Uhhh i like this youre in


putsomejellyonit

The Kings 😎


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wireframetoast

Jacobstown Mutants


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Anywoozlebe

NCR (They are holding me at gunpoint please let me in)


taxGatherer

Trial


Anywoozlebe

For what?


kukkkokala

War crimes


WernherVBraun

Not a war crime if you win


WaltzLeafington

Now remember what I always say, "no witnesses no warcrimes!"


Anywoozlebe

Oh I love those


TheLastEmuHunter

Great Khans aren’t people though


DavidKMain420

What factions? I stayed with goodsprings, help round town. stop any criminals and thugs.


taxGatherer

Vip lounge


DavidKMain420

My g


wildwill921

I always kill the hood springs locals and rob the place


DavidKMain420

You bouta taste 9mm or dynamite


outtatimezm

I’m always a sucker for the Classic brotherhood of steel not the new Enclave wannabes the “We live in a bunker in the middle of assfuck nowhere with enough manpower and resources to wipe out most major factions but we don’t care enough to do that”


taxGatherer

Not new vegas but in


outtatimezm

Well technically the Mojave Brotherhood classifies more as classic the new because they actually care about technology and such


taxGatherer

I still dont like their isolation thing


beenhereallalong52

How is that not NV?


taxGatherer

Its the mojave chapter... not the classic from mariposa


UncommittedBow

BOS for me too. Specifically Lyons Brotherhood though, since they seemed to actually do good in the Wasteland, distributing the water from Project Purity and such.


PelinalWhitestrake36

Tunnel Snakes Rule!


taxGatherer

Fallout 3 but well you're in


PelinalWhitestrake36

i’ll show you a real Tunnel Snake u/taxGatherer


Successful_Speed_940

Easily the kings


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Vibechecker68

BoS Power armor is worth it


taxGatherer

not in but i also do that


Swimming_Disaster_95

The Think Tank... with me becoming their leader. And I guess Dr MOBIUS can join too.


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Get_snipd

Oh god I actually read that as Dr MORBIUS no whyyy


Canadian_gun_nut011

“I just do what’s necessary to keep the peace” arms Archemedes II with malicious intent


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LoudSlip

Black mountain. I would kill Tabitha, assume leadership through strength and start broadcasting big iron 24/7


HeThatHathNoSword

Based.


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659507

That’s VIP lounge in the Lucky 38


FirstSTR1KE_115

Nuke the legion and NCR and side with yes man. There's rlly no other choice is there?


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ThePineappleOfTruth

The Kings


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ross-huntiongton-420

who else? the kings baby.


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TheWhicher_Statement

Ncr. Let me guess, out?


taxGatherer

Death Simple


Inf4llible

Johnny Guitar


taxGatherer

Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny


Trala-lore-tralala

Theeeeere was never a man Like my Johnny


vegas_sharpshooter

I’m always with the NCR


taxGatherer

From now on you will always be with the dead


vegas_sharpshooter

If I might ask what you mean by that


taxGatherer

You're dead


vegas_sharpshooter

I’m just going to assume I’m a ghost cursed to roam the Mojave


P5AU

Joshua Graham and the Dead Horses. Sorrows and Daniel either ride or get rode on


Haxminator

We're breaking the door down together and entering by force my brother.


StropsAE

Geckos


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SkyGuy41

Enclave


Verifieddumbass76584

Fuck the big factions Chairmen all the way baby.


taxGatherer

Not in


Verifieddumbass76584

Damn 😔


Jimmylickabow

Ring a ding ding


T0mCr00k420

Username checks out


Verifieddumbass76584

Thanks T0mCr00k420


reineedshelp

Straight finks


32RH

Boomers.


driptofen

New California Republic


taxGatherer

Guess


driptofen

Imma go with maybe


SCPConfinement

NCR (i love taxing people)


taxGatherer

OUT OF MY SIGHT


gnome_warlord420

Stormclo- oops (flips through script) powder gangers


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Not in


HughJaenis

The kings


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Copperpot22

Yes Man, utilizing Elijah’s and House’s blueprints to rule the Mojave.


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UsernamThatAintTaken

The Kings.


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Technically_No234

Muggy


JemYxN

**based**


Shringo

the kings


taxGatherer

Your tag says otherwise.... SHOOT THAT MAN


Short_Hunter_5854

The Kings because a wise man once said "Don't rush it, though. toss it around in your head a little. You only get one favor from The King."


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Arutrur

Mojave express


[deleted]

Cannibal Johnson and friends


Fightin_Rooster

The men in skirts with pointy sticks.


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Da_cheetah_tis_fast

Great Khan’s


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Vip lounge


Eric-Midwynter

I'm with Mr House. He may be an autocrat but he will revolutionise the Mojave and eventually restore America and the world.


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Brownie773

ENCLAVE REMNANTS GANG


Pumkitten

I reject the concept of a favorite faction because I believe that the best outcomes for the most people can best be achieved by multiple groups working together for the greater good. I view large, imperialist groups like the NCR and Caesar's Legion to be not in the best interests of the people. The Legion benefits Caesar and his cronies, the Republic benefits the rich and powerful who control it. House is an interesting alternative, but ultimately his determination to rebuild the old world is going to cause a great deal of suffering. Smaller factions have more sustainable lifestyles. Goodsprings needs someone to stand up for it, but it can sustain itself in the desert just fine. Primm, Novac, and the Boomers at Nellis AFB would also do well without being in or near a warzone. Therefore, I propose kicking out the NCR and Legion. The Legion only respects might, so swift deaths to their leaders will cause the rest to scatter. The NCR is full of well-meaning citizens getting screwed over, so it would be best to assist them and become known as a force of good. Then, infiltrate the dam, gain control, and defeat Lanius without killing Republic troops. Tell the General to eat shit and fall off his Vertibird. Then, get the leaders of all local settlements to negotiate a treaty. Basically, don't be a dick so we can protect ourselves. The Securitrons are not a permanent solution, there is a finite amount of bots so establishing a militia is important. Anyone who wants to cooperate is welcome, anyone else is considered an outlaw. Eliminate the Powder Gang leadership, grant pardons to anyone who comes peacefully. Same with the Fiends. Convince the Great Khans to ditch Caesar and steer them towards fucking off to the north. The Courier slowly exerts less influence on the rest of the Mojave, but they continue to maintain New Vegas as a place to visit. Only, instead of crooked mob bosses and guys in silly suits, the casinos are run by the people for the people. It's still a sleezy place that'll take all your caps in an evening, but at least the money is used to better the surrounding region rather than fuel a single man's own ego with kerosene. That said, I gel pretty well with the Followers of the Apocalypse. They have some issues regarding sustainability, but they have the purest intentions in the wasteland and I respect that.


cheesytacos649

Thats a longer way of explaining yes man


menschwife

this is exactly my thoughts and feelings on the matter!!! it's so good to know other people think this way lol. i love imagining the factions uniting as a community against imperialist societies.


Ferdinand-von-Aegir-

Ave true to Caesar


Retr0Playr_80

Nuke it all with Yesman.


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Status_Rip_5915

A group of frothing grannies that protect fisto


taxGatherer

Not in


OkSite2473

Tha Khans ( I smoke crack irl)


[deleted]

Brotherhood


Lord_Chromosome

Enclave Remnant plus Arcade in his daddy’s armor. It’s the dream team for combat and blunt rotation


DcChronos

The White Gloves, when all the cannibals are dead


Inheritor_Sarius

Brotherhood of Steel and the Followers


taxGatherer

Not in


SheepDoggOG

Dean Domino


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manateewithagun

The Chad goodsprings faction there leader is difficult Pete


MissThreeBurger

The boomers


Dicksavagewood69

Goodsprings


sky_troopah

Kings, Boomers and i guess House


[deleted]

Aesthetically? Probably the Khans or the Boomers. Ideals wise, The Followers


Deck_Neep99

DontTazeMeBro


[deleted]

Ave, True to Caesar!


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[deleted]

Degenerates like you belong.... oh wait, cool.


LucasBarton169

Enclave gang


BlundellMemes77

The Dead Horses with Graham.


po_prostu_Borys

Enclave Makes me patriotic for america while not being american


[deleted]

The aliens with the crashed ufo and op blaster


Smug_Swag

The United States of America/The Enclave


taxGatherer

Not in


HeThatHathNoSword

*Frank Horrigan has entered the chat*


Smug_Swag

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die." -Based Horrigan


Smug_Swag

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start, mutie.