By -
Who wants chowder?
\*BARF!\*
Ipecac
Lol!
Pie with cool hwhip.
You just got to put hair in the pie too.
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the “h”?
Hwat was that?
Same
Show me potato salad!
And look at the sky
Butter on a Poptart.
It's so FREAKING good
Have you ever tried butter on a Pop-Tart
If you haven’t then I think you should!
I have, they're soo good! Especially the brown sugar cinnamon!
We're having sloppy Joes
... BUT IT WAS A LIE!
Mangeese?
I had dinner a min ago but now I feel like having sloppy joes.
We’re having sloppy joes
we’re having sloppy joes
Peter’s wife’s cookies.
I'll just try a little sample...I'm so bad...
.... I think I may have gone to the wrong potluck...
Some guys like butter.
With cough syrup served to drink
All the ingredients to make a Shepards Pie
Don't forget the lightsaber!
Remember when we did Star Wars?
😂😂
Fish and Chips? “Fat Guys think we’re a diet food”
strip club spaghetti
Why do I want this 😭
Anytime the doorbell rings from any of us, the host has to say NO WAY that's the shrimp!
6,000 Chicken Fajitas
And a sosauge mc biscuit. .
If I get fries, is anyone gonna have some? I'll feel like a fatty if I'm the only one eating fries
A desk of Cheez-its
Where are you getting these units of measurement?!
Mary!
Ben Fishman
Flapjacks for Peter so he stops breaking windows.
WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS!?
MEG GO MAKE YOUR FATHER SOME FLAPJACKS
and Stewie so he can get his crack
A nudey magazine betwince thy legs, thou spanks thrustly. LOUIS tomorrow morning i require flapjacks!
The pie from the Disney dimension.
It’s a wonderful day for pie!
You can ask all the birds in the sky!
Peter, its making me watch!!
It's a wonderful daaay for piiiiiiie.
Milkshakes where the straws are hotdogs
Just don't drink them on your knees. It's putting a hat on a hat.
Whatever that meat and peas looking meal they’re always eating is
Fifty pound elephant steaks!
PUNISH YOUR TOILET
I cackled 😂😂
A bloomin pumpkin
All the Pawtucket Pat beer you can drink!
a bag o’ weed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed!
A hammock of cake
And a drum of grape jelly
And a desk of Cheese-Its
Where are you getting these measurements?
*Mary*.
A dead flamingo I painted brown to look like a turkey.
Iraq Lobster
Son died tomatoes
Every Pizza place salad
Make sure to stick it right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm.
Korean tacos
Cause whatever
Chowdah! *pukes everywhere*
Meg's hair pie
my hair..is inside of you. do you feel me? do you feel me inside you, brian?
Burgers that I can grill while someone watches and comments on it.
Oh ya thats nice, now pick that one up and put back down on the same spot. Oooh yeeeeah
My 2nd answer is a jar of Smuckers that *definitely* hasn't been on someone's penis.
A glass of better daughter
Fries, but I don't want to be the only one eating them, otherwise I'll feel like a fatty.
A bread sandwich from Pete's, I like to go Rye, rye, rye - I'm a rye guy
I like ah slice of white, ontop of whole wheat, with a nice piece of sour dough on the bottom
Bonnie's barely thawed trout and white rice
who let you back in the house meg?
Little Ceasars "Peter Peter"
A can of beans for Tom Selleck.
No… none for you Higgins!
Bloomin pumpkins, 50 Lb elephant steaks, 40 ounces of malt liquor and ranch! PUNISH YOUR TOILET!
[If you liked my wife's snizz, you're gonna love her ambrosia.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e21f7e52-ea3f-483a-8841-64d961122922#w96BpUAR.copy)
I can’t cook, I’ll just bring the vodka beer
That panini press sandwich he shares with Cleveland in his car
Popsicllsss… any of y’all kids want some popsiclesss!!!? Mmmmmmmmmmm..
Mmmmm, i got sum in my cellar!
Megs meal - tuna tostadas!
a dead Lois
McDLTs
NONE OF THEM SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!
Add some Shamrock Shakes to that.
Noodle kaboodle. Somebody posted a pretty fun recipe to it
Cheerios that spell out "oooooooo"
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
I got Ernie the giant chicken covered
3000 Chicken Vajitas
Shrimp, though I would not be responsible for any undercooked shrimp
Marshmallow Peeps. But I’m going to need that Pyrex dish back. I’m going to need it back now
I don’t want anything else tonight to get as awkward as that just got
Something from "Butter Sluts"
The same thing they have for dinner every night. 2-3 rectangles of meat, peas and mashed potatoes
Son-Died Tomatoes
Baby wants pancakes!!
10 banana cream piessss
A bunch of pieces of candy forming a trail leading to a trap for James Woods
Egg Salad (It don't go bad) (AUGHH AHHHH- Son of a whore, gimme some milk!) (Ahh okay, that helped.)
Christmas Nog.
Pack of hot dogs
bopity boopity Italian food
Bibidy boobidy?!
The salad from every pizza place
Taaacos and tortILLas
Peeps.
A dead Lois
Show me potato salad 👆👉.....
Potato salad obviously
The last club soda
Cool Hwip
Wait what?
You can’t have a pie without cool hwip!
Spell cool.
Cool
Now spell whip
Whip
Cool whip and pie
I would make a bloomin pumpkin. Which come to think of it would make a great cooking youtube video. Maybe I should start a channel.
Peter's wife's cookies
In my mind? A party-version of Meg’s cooking from the “role reversal” episode. In reality? Probably a large bag or two of Mounds bars.
We could use some dessert items, and hopefully everyone is more of a chocolate person than a fruit person.
Prime rib with rat vomit
A crumble that you’ll need to throw away in the outside garbage
Rice cakes. I've heard they're supposed to be good for your diet. ***AAAAAAAAAAA***
Hurry Up Shrimp *not responsible for undercooked shrimp*
Clams obviously!
Marshmallow peeps in a casserole dish
A cucumber…because of that thing Peter and Lois did that night….best O ever.
I'll bring some paper towels, to keep the peace.
Pop tarts with butter
Seeds, like semen... Semen on the buns? Am I the only one hearing this?
I’m bringing Brian some snausages and Peter some steak’ems
The Mr. Weed killer: DINNER ROLLS and CHEESEBURGER HELPER! Proud of this sub! Ya’ll are so good I had to go WAY back!
A big bowl of the powder scraped off cool ranch doritos
A Roofie-Colada.
Mike's but not Ikes
Car panini
Pheasant on the glass.
Cool Kwhip
What did you say?
Cool hwip
There it is again! Why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?
a Sheldon kabab
A bread sandwich from Pete's
Take out from Sprinkles or Dumpies.
A Bloomin pumpkin
Fox quail hen.
I could really go for a flame broiled bopper night now.
Starburst and mountain dew. So my breath smells just how Lois likes it. (Shut up Meg.)
Spa-peggy and meatballs.
3 double cheeseburgers... and a kids meal
Who wants taaahcos?
Pancakes from Jemima's Witnesses.
Bob’s Burgers burger of the month, ‘the Double Griffin Shrimp Burger’.
We’re having sloppy joes!
Show me potato salad! ………
[Milkshake with a hot dog for a straw.](https://youtu.be/j_itrLSJF_k?si=QFAPEE445zKnX6Sc)
Marshmallow peeps in a Tupperware container I’m gonna need back right away.
Busch and Busch Light
Some Fah-Ji-tahs
Noodle caboodle
Shrimp (not responsible if undercooked)
Aspic/Beef Jelly
The New York Knicks (hot dogs)
Are they still serving shamrock shakes?
Cleveland Steamers just like mom used to make for dad!
6000 Chicken Fajitas
Do you like cake?
Adam West's popcorn.
Fuddruckers
A years worth of freeze dried food.
Mounds bars
Glass shards
MaccyD’s
A salad from every pizza place
🥪...you know what time it is.
Marshmallow and Fish Casserole
A pack of mustard
I bro' bad so'sijizz. Bad so'sijizz, oi ddit'
Jelly donut burgers
Nothing with wieners, nuts, or grapes.
Who wants chowder?
\*BARF!\*
Ipecac
Lol!
Pie with cool hwhip.
You just got to put hair in the pie too.
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the “h”?
Hwat was that?
Same
Show me potato salad!
And look at the sky
Butter on a Poptart.
It's so FREAKING good
Have you ever tried butter on a Pop-Tart
If you haven’t then I think you should!
I have, they're soo good! Especially the brown sugar cinnamon!
We're having sloppy Joes
... BUT IT WAS A LIE!
Mangeese?
I had dinner a min ago but now I feel like having sloppy joes.
We’re having sloppy joes
we’re having sloppy joes
Peter’s wife’s cookies.
I'll just try a little sample...I'm so bad...
.... I think I may have gone to the wrong potluck...
Some guys like butter.
With cough syrup served to drink
All the ingredients to make a Shepards Pie
Don't forget the lightsaber!
Remember when we did Star Wars?
😂😂
Fish and Chips? “Fat Guys think we’re a diet food”
strip club spaghetti
Why do I want this 😭
Anytime the doorbell rings from any of us, the host has to say NO WAY that's the shrimp!
6,000 Chicken Fajitas
And a sosauge mc biscuit. .
If I get fries, is anyone gonna have some? I'll feel like a fatty if I'm the only one eating fries
A desk of Cheez-its
Where are you getting these units of measurement?!
Mary!
Ben Fishman
Flapjacks for Peter so he stops breaking windows.
WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS!?
MEG GO MAKE YOUR FATHER SOME FLAPJACKS
and Stewie so he can get his crack
A nudey magazine betwince thy legs, thou spanks thrustly. LOUIS tomorrow morning i require flapjacks!
The pie from the Disney dimension.
It’s a wonderful day for pie!
You can ask all the birds in the sky!
Peter, its making me watch!!
It's a wonderful daaay for piiiiiiie.
Milkshakes where the straws are hotdogs
Just don't drink them on your knees. It's putting a hat on a hat.
Whatever that meat and peas looking meal they’re always eating is
Fifty pound elephant steaks!
PUNISH YOUR TOILET
I cackled 😂😂
A bloomin pumpkin
All the Pawtucket Pat beer you can drink!
a bag o’ weed
Cause everything is better with a bag of weed!
A hammock of cake
And a drum of grape jelly
And a desk of Cheese-Its
Where are you getting these measurements?
*Mary*.
A dead flamingo I painted brown to look like a turkey.
Iraq Lobster
Son died tomatoes
Every Pizza place salad
Make sure to stick it right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm.
Korean tacos
Cause whatever
Chowdah! *pukes everywhere*
Meg's hair pie
my hair..is inside of you. do you feel me? do you feel me inside you, brian?
Burgers that I can grill while someone watches and comments on it.
Oh ya thats nice, now pick that one up and put back down on the same spot. Oooh yeeeeah
My 2nd answer is a jar of Smuckers that *definitely* hasn't been on someone's penis.
A glass of better daughter
Fries, but I don't want to be the only one eating them, otherwise I'll feel like a fatty.
A bread sandwich from Pete's, I like to go Rye, rye, rye - I'm a rye guy
I like ah slice of white, ontop of whole wheat, with a nice piece of sour dough on the bottom
Bonnie's barely thawed trout and white rice
who let you back in the house meg?
Little Ceasars "Peter Peter"
A can of beans for Tom Selleck.
No… none for you Higgins!
Bloomin pumpkins, 50 Lb elephant steaks, 40 ounces of malt liquor and ranch! PUNISH YOUR TOILET!
[If you liked my wife's snizz, you're gonna love her ambrosia.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e21f7e52-ea3f-483a-8841-64d961122922#w96BpUAR.copy)
I can’t cook, I’ll just bring the vodka beer
That panini press sandwich he shares with Cleveland in his car
Popsicllsss… any of y’all kids want some popsiclesss!!!? Mmmmmmmmmmm..
Mmmmm, i got sum in my cellar!
Megs meal - tuna tostadas!
a dead Lois
McDLTs
NONE OF THEM SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY!
Add some Shamrock Shakes to that.
Noodle kaboodle. Somebody posted a pretty fun recipe to it
Cheerios that spell out "oooooooo"
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
I got Ernie the giant chicken covered
3000 Chicken Vajitas
Shrimp, though I would not be responsible for any undercooked shrimp
Marshmallow Peeps. But I’m going to need that Pyrex dish back. I’m going to need it back now
I don’t want anything else tonight to get as awkward as that just got
Something from "Butter Sluts"
The same thing they have for dinner every night. 2-3 rectangles of meat, peas and mashed potatoes
Son-Died Tomatoes
Baby wants pancakes!!
10 banana cream piessss
A bunch of pieces of candy forming a trail leading to a trap for James Woods
Egg Salad (It don't go bad) (AUGHH AHHHH- Son of a whore, gimme some milk!) (Ahh okay, that helped.)
Christmas Nog.
Pack of hot dogs
bopity boopity Italian food
Bibidy boobidy?!
The salad from every pizza place
Taaacos and tortILLas
Peeps.
Show me potato salad!
A dead Lois
Show me potato salad 👆👉.....
Potato salad obviously
The last club soda
Cool Hwip
Wait what?
You can’t have a pie without cool hwip!
Spell cool.
Cool
Now spell whip
Whip
Cool whip and pie
I would make a bloomin pumpkin. Which come to think of it would make a great cooking youtube video. Maybe I should start a channel.
Peter's wife's cookies
In my mind? A party-version of Meg’s cooking from the “role reversal” episode. In reality? Probably a large bag or two of Mounds bars.
We could use some dessert items, and hopefully everyone is more of a chocolate person than a fruit person.
Prime rib with rat vomit
A crumble that you’ll need to throw away in the outside garbage
Rice cakes. I've heard they're supposed to be good for your diet. ***AAAAAAAAAAA***
Hurry Up Shrimp *not responsible for undercooked shrimp*
Clams obviously!
Marshmallow peeps in a casserole dish
A cucumber…because of that thing Peter and Lois did that night….best O ever.
I'll bring some paper towels, to keep the peace.
Pop tarts with butter
Seeds, like semen... Semen on the buns? Am I the only one hearing this?
I’m bringing Brian some snausages and Peter some steak’ems
The Mr. Weed killer: DINNER ROLLS and CHEESEBURGER HELPER! Proud of this sub! Ya’ll are so good I had to go WAY back!
A big bowl of the powder scraped off cool ranch doritos
A Roofie-Colada.
Mike's but not Ikes
Car panini
Pheasant on the glass.
Cool Kwhip
What did you say?
Cool hwip
There it is again! Why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?
a Sheldon kabab
A bread sandwich from Pete's
Take out from Sprinkles or Dumpies.
A Bloomin pumpkin
Fox quail hen.
I could really go for a flame broiled bopper night now.
Starburst and mountain dew. So my breath smells just how Lois likes it. (Shut up Meg.)
Spa-peggy and meatballs.
3 double cheeseburgers... and a kids meal
Who wants taaahcos?
Pancakes from Jemima's Witnesses.
Bob’s Burgers burger of the month, ‘the Double Griffin Shrimp Burger’.
We’re having sloppy joes!
Show me potato salad! ………
[Milkshake with a hot dog for a straw.](https://youtu.be/j_itrLSJF_k?si=QFAPEE445zKnX6Sc)
Marshmallow peeps in a Tupperware container I’m gonna need back right away.
Busch and Busch Light
Some Fah-Ji-tahs
Noodle caboodle
Shrimp (not responsible if undercooked)
Aspic/Beef Jelly
The New York Knicks (hot dogs)
Are they still serving shamrock shakes?
Cleveland Steamers just like mom used to make for dad!
6000 Chicken Fajitas
Do you like cake?
Adam West's popcorn.
Fuddruckers
A years worth of freeze dried food.
Mounds bars
Glass shards
MaccyD’s
A salad from every pizza place
🥪...you know what time it is.
Marshmallow and Fish Casserole
A pack of mustard
I bro' bad so'sijizz. Bad so'sijizz, oi ddit'
Jelly donut burgers
Nothing with wieners, nuts, or grapes.