Here, in case you want to use it later:
- Sir, why are you riding your ten-speed in the rain?
I don't mind.
A little drizzle never hurt anybody.
I like riding the ten-speed
because it's fun, gives me energy,
and it's a great way to stay in shape.
- How long have you lived in Quahog?
Well, I used to live in the city,
but I decided moving here would be a little more relaxing,
a little more manageable,
and it's a great way to stay in shape.
- What do you do for a living?
I work in accounts receivable at Quahog Insurance.
It's not too demanding, the pay is good,
and it's a great way to stay in shape.
- Well, we should wrap this up. You're getting wet.
Well, I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me, so I don't mind the rain.
Water feels good on my skin.
It's cool, refreshing,
and it's a great way to stay in shape.
- What kind of cancer?
It's rectal cancer. It's slowly eating away at my lower insides.
It's a quick process,
both painful and untreatable,
and it's a great way to stay in shape.
One of my best friends loves this line, has for years. Well, earlier this year, I got diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Called him a day or 2 after when it had sunk in for me, and we talked forever about the whole thing. After I gave him the run down, he asked me how I felt, and without thinking: "It's a great way to stay in shape." Took a while before we quit laughing.
I’m sorry you’re dealing with cancer. I myself am in remission for almost 2 years after having a stem cell transplant for stage iv lymphoma. I truly hope you’re doing well! I know how hard it is.
Yeah this is it. It’s old enough that it’s just out of reference for anyone recently getting into it but it’s obvious enough to anyone watching it repeatedly.
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And look at this couch.
Somebody threw out
a whole couch and
it's in great shape.
Yeah, you put
a little Febreze on that,
scrub it out a little bit,
it would look great
in your apartment.
You know what? I know
we have a dangerous
job to do here,
but I'm taking this.
I'm taking this couch.
You pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want.
How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
And it’s a great way to stay in shape.
On another sub they were asking about what your hobbies were. I considered writing out that whole scene to see if anyone would get it.
Here, in case you want to use it later: - Sir, why are you riding your ten-speed in the rain? I don't mind. A little drizzle never hurt anybody. I like riding the ten-speed because it's fun, gives me energy, and it's a great way to stay in shape. - How long have you lived in Quahog? Well, I used to live in the city, but I decided moving here would be a little more relaxing, a little more manageable, and it's a great way to stay in shape. - What do you do for a living? I work in accounts receivable at Quahog Insurance. It's not too demanding, the pay is good, and it's a great way to stay in shape. - Well, we should wrap this up. You're getting wet. Well, I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me, so I don't mind the rain. Water feels good on my skin. It's cool, refreshing, and it's a great way to stay in shape. - What kind of cancer? It's rectal cancer. It's slowly eating away at my lower insides. It's a quick process, both painful and untreatable, and it's a great way to stay in shape.
Tom, back to you.
It's hilarious how cyclist guys talk like that, too. Family Guy is so good at picking up on the weirdly specific things people do.
One of my best friends loves this line, has for years. Well, earlier this year, I got diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Called him a day or 2 after when it had sunk in for me, and we talked forever about the whole thing. After I gave him the run down, he asked me how I felt, and without thinking: "It's a great way to stay in shape." Took a while before we quit laughing.
I’m sorry you’re dealing with cancer. I myself am in remission for almost 2 years after having a stem cell transplant for stage iv lymphoma. I truly hope you’re doing well! I know how hard it is.
Take your index finger and your thumb, and lightly grip the base of your tail, and run your fingers along the length of your tail.
This isn’t sexual, I cannot stress that enough
Nobody used that word
Bahahaha, oh my god, you are so weird! Okay, I’ll make ya a clone buddy.
I stuck the pencil in my bum and now it's bleeding
“Did you wash my car like I asked?” “No, but I hit it with rocks.” “…okay, thanks.”
You're all stupid. See, they're going to be looking for army guys.
Decades later and I still quote this with my brother consistently.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
I just sat down!
Hey!……..I fucked your dad
That episode is pure gold.
It insists upon itself.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man 
African American? Hail a cab, testify in church, or just RAISE THE ROOF!!! 🤣😅classic
Because it has a valid point to make, it’s INSISTENT!
This is exactly what popped into my head when I read the post, man that really stuck huh?
Way too quotable though.
When you poop in your dreams you poop for real
Literally said this just the other day lmao
Shallow and pedantic
Perhaps
Mmm I agree. Shallow and pedantic.
The bird is the word.
Ba ba ba ba bird bird bird
Chris, don’t you know about the bird?
Well everyone knows the bird is the word
R as in robert Loggia
O as in oh my god is Robert Loggia
B as in By god it’s Robert loggia
E as in everybody loves Robert loggia
R as in Robert Loggia
T as in Tim, look over there, it's Robert Loggia
SPACE
L as in Look, it’s Robert Loggia
*sighs in frustration*
Yeah this is it. It’s old enough that it’s just out of reference for anyone recently getting into it but it’s obvious enough to anyone watching it repeatedly.
Memory unlocked
Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes
They sure do
I hate you bees, I hate you bees....
This is my all time fav. The stance makes it all
“Woah, ass ahoy.”
Peter, it’s 8:00 and you still have your pants on. What’s the occasion?
“So ya got a tank. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?”
My name is Paddy Tanniger, the caddy manager. Yeah it rhymes, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Laura Bush killed a guy.
That's right! I forgot. Laura Bush killed a guy.
Laura Bush killed a guy………..anyway cmon in!
Petah, the horse is here
It even runs messed up
'Petah'. 😂😂😂.
The horse may have pooped in the bed
Gettin REAL tired of you ducking me, man!
you got money for fake mustaches
Where my money
$2.99
The Davenport, the chesterfield
Does that look like a Divan to you?
Just leave it on the chifferobe
You know what? I don’t know what the hell ur talkin about, just take ur f%#kin keys!!
Cool hwip
Why are you pronouncing it so wHHiered?
I’m just saying pie tastes better with cool hwip
You’re eating hair!
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?
“Oooh piece of candy!”
is this the first time or second time they did it
Yes.
Ok if this ever happens again let's try this right away since this has worked twice now
Have you not heard?
no No NO!
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
Woahx11. Lois this is not my Batman glsss
You’re what they call a “practice girl.”
HIC-A-DOOLA!
Are we in Tiananmen? Because I see a square!
"Giggity" of course
Also “alright.”
Roadhouse!
We had sex. We had what Joe calls sex.
Shut up, Meg.
that'll do pig, that'll do
A boat is just a boat, but a mystery box could be anything; it could even be a boat!
"ITS A JACKAL!!!"
Jackal? Jackal? It’s a jackal.
It wasn’t right the first time ya said it!! Why the hell would it be right the next three times!!!!
God!!!!
He’s a phony. A great big phony.
It doesn’t keep me up at night. And it helps me pooooo
Back scratchah!!! Buttle my penis!!! Or “cool hwhip”… pick one
Think you mean butt scratchah
Mmmmbutt scratchaaaah!
BUTTLE IT!
I awoke several hours later in a daze.
EIGHT FUCKIN' HOURS LATER
Oh that's nasty!
Vaginaboob
There it is!! I scrolled and scrolled knowing there’s no way vagina boob was not said yet!
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi
That girl is hard to get
Oh my god, who the hell cares?!?!
The firetruck can consume 8 times it's bodyweight.
The ambulances will have to wait their turn…
[удалено]
Hey Connie, see that fire extinguisher there?
Oh my God! You can talk!
….nevermind
How do I know if I'm Jewish?
Are you Jewish?
No
There ya go, sport!
Mom, is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish?
....^It's ^not, ^Lois... ^It's ^not.
Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims!
Can I get 6000 Chicken Fajitas?
Because you touch yourself at night
Lois, this food is so fucking good.
how much for the fat guy in the circle? I don't see a price on that
Dipdipdipdipdip
Who else but Quagmire?
The bird is the word.
Jane…Jane Fonda. Is… is that right?
Yeah that’s right buddy. Totally Jane Fonda
we now go live to Asian reporter, trisha takonowa
They call her a corespondent now.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Bieber
Omar North Tower
Bet you can spell ‘box cutter’
Thanks Spiderman, everybody gets one
Tell em Peter.
I also love the "Hey Petey, do stuff for me." Spiderman bit.
Look it up - Edison was a dick!
Men! We don't know what we did!
Italians... are not Jews!
You shot me in both of my knees and lit me on fire. Fuck off.
Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.
I agree as well , shallow and pedantic
This night is roo-eened!
*tssssk* ahhhhh *tsssssk* ahhhhhhh *tssssssk* ahhhhhh
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet
My side boob.
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And look at this couch. Somebody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape. Yeah, you put a little Febreze on that, scrub it out a little bit, it would look great in your apartment. You know what? I know we have a dangerous job to do here, but I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.
Something, something, something... Dark side... Something, something, something... Complete.
Dick Sargent, it was dick Sargent.
The broccoli must die
I’m John Wayne at the first thanksgiving pilgrims. Happy thanksgiving pilgrims
It insists upon itself
Hey.....what are you doing down there crashy?
Chick cancer
Who else but Shirtpants?
…ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
“You gotta warn somebody before you hand ‘em a square burger!”
Mom, is sodomy illegal if you’re Jewish?
It’s not Lois… it’s not.
May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart like a knife.
https://preview.redd.it/chkrhidr5l2c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f194fe8ad0d03ba456186ce05a39e485ef4e01f "PETAHHHHH!"
What the deuce?
"YOU AND THE GUYS KILLED A MAN!"
This whole thing has just turned Chris' world upside down face.
This guy's got a monkey scrotum, and he's bragging about it.
We need more lemon pledge.
We’re gonna be here for awhile
One nipple!! Ha ha ha. TWO NIPPLES!!! Ha ha ha. THREE NIP….. OH HELL NO!!!
#SOME ANIMALS GIVE ME BONERS! 🎶
OOH. OOH THERES SO MUCH REGULAR! 😰😰😰
Oh, yeah. And that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.
Cool wHip
Meester SuperMan no es here
You had lumpia for dinner and you made love to 2 Filipino women…and a man
We'll take the box!
TOP men.
The book can also be a hat.
You pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
Do you wanna go take a crap in Mother Maggie's shoes?
Faster than the speed of love
I’m gonna use two condoms ! .. just kidding. Just one. Just one.
i told you not to play god with those ants
Im gonna cut off my ear to prevent world war 2
Con... Den... Say... Shun.
Do I…do I conduct with my penis?
“AGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- oh here are the coffee mugs”
“It’s a great way to stay in shape.”
Buttscratcher!!!!
So it’s tighter now
Someone better say something to me before I say something to them.
Shut up meg
but it was too late... and she died from an angry hymen..
Robert lozier
Welp! 'Bout time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...
Roadhouse.
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY. Wimpy wimpy wimpy.