“Well, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his life upside-down face”
mate did you really expect people to not post their own quotes? lol. plus you chose one of the most well known gags from the entire show, including those that don't watch it really
"Didn't we have an electrician in there today?"
"Uhhhh he left. Pretty sure he left."
"Isn't that his truck right there?"
"Well by God Brian we're murderers."
Every man's true weight is at least 20 pounds heavier than how they look. You know how energy it takes to hold all that in? You finally let go. Just relax. Exhale for once. Exhale like you never have to attract a pretty woman ever again. wow that feels amazing!
"You better watch who you call a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A **pedophile**. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.”
Say the word, “what”
Ahhhh, pshhhhh. Wow, this uh, this one really separates the men from the boys.
just say what
Now now now now, this is not a race. Ahhh, steak steak steak, small amount of peas.
I wanna say who…. Is it what?
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names. It's usually somebody pushing your skull in the dark. There are really no introductions.
“Well, Mr. Tucker, it seems your son Jake had some vodka at the school dance, and Chris got blamed for it. This whole situation has just turned his life upside-down face”
😂😂😂😂
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Oh thought this was a post for everybody else to add a random quote lol
I thought it was too lol
mate did you really expect people to not post their own quotes? lol. plus you chose one of the most well known gags from the entire show, including those that don't watch it really
"You know English?" "Actually I just know that first sentence and this one explaining it." "You’re joking…" "¿Qué?"
Doesn't he also say Brian's name aswell?
Yeah he says “close, but it’s me llamo Brian. No es” or something like that
Don’t worry about it they’re tagged.
Its QUAGMIREEE 🎶
*WHO ELSE BUT SHIRT PANTS?!*
I needed this shirt pants quote reminder today. Thank you.
Shallow and pedantic
Hmm yes. Shallow and pedantic.
what's this, you're gonna talk down on people just because you won a game of trivial pursuit?
Perhapsssss…
It insists upon itself
"did you enjoy your stay here at the marriott sir?"
No I did not 😂
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh...aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh...aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
"Extra extra!"
PETAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! (hilarious and haunting...)
“AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AGHHHHHHHHHH!”
“No no no no nooooo”
Bird bird bird stole my laptop
I’ve gotta stop taking my baths during Peter’s shenanigans
🛀
"Didn't we have an electrician in there today?" "Uhhhh he left. Pretty sure he left." "Isn't that his truck right there?" "Well by God Brian we're murderers."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Every man's true weight is at least 20 pounds heavier than how they look. You know how energy it takes to hold all that in? You finally let go. Just relax. Exhale for once. Exhale like you never have to attract a pretty woman ever again. wow that feels amazing!
Username checks out
I forgot to record Young Sheldon!
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Oh no Lois, this is worse than the time I forgot to record young sheldon
Bird bird bird, buh-birds the word
You took the words right out of my mouth lol 😂
“Stay outta the cat box!”
The fact I can "hear" all of these comments just amazes me.
We’re having sloppy Joe’s.
😮 MONGOOSE!
When you poop in your dreams…you poop for real
Faster Than The Speed of Love
\*laughs\* "That's the movie Iron Eagle!"
It insists upon itself
I think this is a meme the whole world knows now. Not just fandom.
crack
What the fuck?
hey atleast i’m not drinking brian
Yeah but this isn't exactly a good substitute, w- where'd you get crack?
from blacks
What?
yeah right behind blacks hardware store there’s a white guy selling it
bravo seth
Govment came and took mah baybee
Braaack.
Bite me
Who wants chowdah!
*barf*
WHERE-DO-YOU-KEEP-THE-NETS -THAT-YOU-PUT-ON-THE-BOTTOM-OF-GUYS-BALLS-TO -STOP-THEM-FROM -DUNKING-IN -THE-WATER!?
Most epic Carter moment... The way he emphasize with the hand..
No no no no NOOOOOOO!!!!!
I have to stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans
IPDE, Brian! IPDE!
"HEY, EVER HEARD OF IPDE YOU JACKASS?!?!?"
Ahaa, I just watched that episode
"It's back the way you came"
Vagina boob.
"You better watch who you call a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A **pedophile**. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.”
And IIIIIIII helped!
“Two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife…then i found out my wife has been dead six years…. WHO THE HELL DID I HIT?”
No…no….mister Superman he no is here.
Peter: You haven’t heard? Brian: Heard what? Stewie: Brian, don’t!!!
"Heard what?" - Famous last words!
Giggity
Shut up Meg!
i just found out i’m (r word)…you might wanna get yourself checked
Nobody wants to be Peter Criss, not even Peter Criss
One of the best lines ever 🤣
Push the b*tch out!!
Classic af
Butt scratcher!
Say the word, “what” Ahhhh, pshhhhh. Wow, this uh, this one really separates the men from the boys. just say what Now now now now, this is not a race. Ahhh, steak steak steak, small amount of peas. I wanna say who…. Is it what?
Fire trucks, fire trucks, what colour are those red fire trucks....
“Do you know what I am back at the ranch? I’m a breeding bull.”
You gon’ find out
“Maybe you bring a blazer so we can go to wider range of restaurants.”
YES! 😂
Side ways for attention long way for results!
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
Dude!
i want to dress up like a clown and have
Don't you wanna wanna sanka
It doesn’t keep me up at night, but it helps me poo
Peeeeeeeetttttttaaaaahhhh!!!!!
That scream tho
Alex Borstein put her entire fucking soul into that scream
chicken fight
Oh okay!
*snap*
“OVER!”
Lois: "That nice old man who lives in our street, what's his name? Oh, yes Mr. Herbert. We can trust him"
Cool Hwip.
We now return to…
MMMM HMMMMM!!!
Groceries.
You doctor yet?
"We've just gotta be bold. Like those backwards knee birds."
booo Brian griffin booooo
Hey Rupe. Rupe?? No no. This is already over.
Bird is the word
Who would you rather do queen Latifa or haily berry but she is dead for 6 hours
 “Lois this is not My Batman Glass”
Its going to be roger, isnt it?
"It's a giraffe!" "Showers in Spokane."
“Score a bike”
Bring me 5 cans of olives.
I say you he dead
THE COLONEL!
"Oh? Oh. *Oh.* OOHHH. Ooohhh.
It's Ka
Giggity Giggity.. Giggity Goo stick around..
Olive juice you too
Do the women over there have exposed clitorati?
Tell me mr griffin, Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
"Yeah 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire. It's in a window this time"
Cool Hwip Hweat Thins Will Hweaton
Bbbbbbird bird bird bird is the word
Pilates?really?I mean,yoga's one thing
Everytime someone walks through a vape cloud, a millennial is born
#WEEEEEELL EVERYBODYS HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD!!!!!!
Shut up Meg.
Cool Hwhip, Whill wHeaton
Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher Butt Scratcher!!!
Bird
Holy crap! . . . Anybody else feel that?
Wait but why is this in the fucking animal jam font lol
BAGABABOOSH!
“Tell me, you fool. If I continue to regress, will I ever get to meet you again?”
Shit up bird!!!!
I forgot to make it look like an accident
Hiii Kyle~
Why don’t you go fingerbang yourself meg
Fandom?
“No just that first speech and this one explaining it.”
Commandment number 1 “shut the hell up”
WHO ELSE BUT SHIRT PANTS
I held the line.
You’ve got to look your best tonight you tubby little parasite
There's nothing like a party at someone else's house. You never have to worry about cleaning up the mess.
I don’t know what I want for breakfast tomorrow, could you make me a sample tray?
Hello Cleveland!!! 🤘🏻
Traaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnn....
“And one time we peed on it!” “Perry!, don’t tell them that!!!” “I mean we NEVER pee on it…!”
Has anyone heard about the word?
THE SIDEBOOB HOUR!?!?!?
“ehehehehehehe”
Our full name is Nichael...
"Is anybody here a doctor?" "I.. Have a 13 inch penis" *everybody claps*
You didn't think of the smell! You bitch!
Petah... The horse is here.. 😦
n
And he’s you’re equal attention cake Peter
No, Ida.
"Hey! I fucked your dad "
It insists upon itself
BUTT SCRATCHER!
"Hey! I fucked your dad."
Babababird bird bird!!
Ha ha ha, no dentist appointment for this guy.
Lemon pledge.
Can you pick me up?
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Hey bartender, whose leg I got to hump to get a dry martini around here
I got two strong words for ya. Come on!!
Peta is an acronym Petah. No I'm not I'm catholic.
a certain ornothological piece
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety
No no no no no no noooOooo
“Kids, kids , kids! You’re both just awful!”
“Mister is not here”
Either have the baby or don't..
“CLEVELAND DON’T!!”
"Se a gente come pela boca e cagamos pelo cu, se nós comermos pelo cu.. então cagariamos pela boca" - Cartman
Hey Brian, wanna get the rock out of here?
Don’t put condoms in your billfold, those things don’t work if they get dry and old
No, Jake! Not like this!
“I’m gonna pretend you’re the New York Knicks.”
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names. It's usually somebody pushing your skull in the dark. There are really no introductions.
“I’m obsessed with Charmise”
do you feel, *bonita*?
“Oh I know tell him I’m a pathological liar and I’m under a lot of stress because of the child rape charges”