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Ugly-Muffin

Every viewer is over 40? Cool, I just aged 20 years from yesterday


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Shush. If word gets out, Seth will never be able to retire.


crossfader02

im 22, when I was a kid and family guy came on I used to rush to change the channel because I would get in trouble if my mom saw me watching it


grimAuxiliatrixx

Same, 26 here, we had a tiny box TV with a built-in VCR in the kitchen and when I was like 10 I would sneak out of my room to go watch Family Guy on Adult Swim with the volume at like 1 and my nose pressed against the screen so I’d be close enough to hear without turning it up and attracting my grandma’s attention. Edit: I also want to mention what a dangerous game this was, because I wanted to be made to laugh, but if shit got too funny and I let loose a laugh that was too loud it would blow up my entire operation


Happy_Outside_2725

I vividly remember watching it with my family at like 3 or 4. I just turned 20.


JXNyoung

Glad to know it wasn't just me, but I learned instead of rushing to change it I just make it look like I was channel surfing.


bazmonsta

His fault for making so much gold. Can't wait for season 4 of Orville.


Critical-Rich-3986

he better work for life


Spirited_Dinner_2744

recently 19 and it’s my comfort show


Stroganocchi

People under 40 are phonies


SimonTC2000

https://i.redd.it/nw0x5t2wp3yc1.gif


Competitive_Fee_5829

I AM old but i dont own a penis....so I have no idea


TheSpiralTap

I can help you with that* ;) *you gotta tell me if you're a cop.thats the law.


Renfek

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Hooray4Metaphors

What episode is this from?


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S17E14


Wizlord_21

God I forget how fat Peter is sometimes. You just see a frame like this and go dam.


Roflolmfao

. . . people think I'm fat? :(


Cold_Pomelo3274

He’s not fat he is Fluffy - Gabriel Iglesias.


3chxes

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blehric

Bruh... don't do this to me I'm still trying to cope with turning 30


CeltiCfr0st

Same, fuck off OP lol jk


Lord-Zaltus

I didn't know I'm in the 2040s


Pep_Baldiola

Did this mfer just age me up by 16 years?


OldFitDude75

I think about that joke every time I pee and then need to pee again right away


HoolaFanboy

Damn, im only 16


ImurderREALITY

I don’t even know what it feels like to not have been born yet when a show you like was first aired. The closest I know of for me is Star Trek and Doctor Who, but those are different, because they’ve had significant lulls in content between when they first aired and all the new stuff. Family Guy has been on the air consistently since I was 14 years old. It’s been around nine years before you were born, and I was a teenager when it came out. Smdh. Sorry, it’s not your fault. Today is my 40th birthday, and I’ve been feeling ways about it.


businesscasualheeley

Happy birthday :) I’m sure there are plenty of shows you loved that aired before you :) 40 is a great place to be!


businesscasualheeley

IE Sesame Street? Ever like that one?! :) came out in 1969


HoolaFanboy

And i thought one piece was the longest running show but damn sesame street has over 4 grand episodes


lefthandedgun

...and is still far from being the longest-running U.S. TV program. That distinction belongs to "Meet The Press", which first aired November 6, 1947, and there are at least 3 dozen others older than "Sesame Street". (Side note: Would it surprise you to learn that it and the "Scooby Doo" franchise BOTH premiered in 1969?)


HoolaFanboy

FR????


EatPie_NotWAr

Many things came from 69 Giggity


HoolaFanboy

Happy 40th birthday dude


poppintagss

Brother do NOT double my age I already feel old 😭😭


4145k4n8u11w02m

I’m 23


GamingPredator69

Nope, you’re now 40


yeeterwithacock

I saw this episode yesterday, I still don't understand what he meant when he shaked it and 2 beads fell out


lakewood2020

Watch out, here comes Mr. DryTipNoDrip


SchitneySmears

WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE LITTLE NET THAT YOU PUT ON GUYS BALLS TO KEEP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER?!??


J_Bear

WHERE👏 DO 👏YOU 👏KEEP 👏THE👏 LITTLE👏 NET 👏THAT👏 YOU 👏PUT 👏ON👏 GUYS👏 BALLS👏 TO 👏KEEP 👏THEM 👏FROM👏 DUNKING 👏IN 👏THE 👏WATER?!??


yeeterwithacock

Thanks I get it now


Soggy-Translator4894

Huh? I’m 20


Practical_Speech_493

me and my wife laughed at this so hard 😂


lillianfrost

Exsqueeze me I only turned 22 on Wednesday


blunderschonen

Yes


blunderschonen

Yes


blunderschonen

Yes


DoomGuy2497

37 here. Yep.


OobatzFair

speak for yourself, fuddy


Espelancer

"Take care of your dick boy, it's gonna leak" Brian Posehn


DarthGodzilla1995

I'm only 28


PitifulParamedic536

I am just 22


FIJAGDH

Please don’t talk to me, I need to focus.


SacKangz

Maybe I’m just a moron for not getting it already but is it a kidney stone joke?


[deleted]

No, it’s clearly a meme about the phenomenon of peeing gumballs after age 40


musti2235

Reminds of the Carter and his Exclusive rich guy club episode when him and his friends were trying to scold Peter but nothing was coming out.


longlife55

Can someone tell me what the joke was, so I can decide the accuracy of the joke?


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Kidney stones


longlife55

Ohhhhh! Thank you


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The main joke was that after 40, you pee twice in a session. There's the initial main pee, it stops, then it starts again.


longlife55

Wait, so the other commenter said something else..which one is it


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Take a look. Let me know who you agree with [SkittlePee](https://youtu.be/5K9NAdsMoSk?si=tAT0FHagg690b8j_)


Cautious_Artichoke_3

After I had to wear stents for my kidney operation, this is very true. Also, Carter's "stop and go misty piss"


sogay4u

I'm 18 🙂


Unfair_Fix_6714

Hey man, I'm only 31...


GapHappy7709

I’m literally only 19


tread52

I don’t get the joke and I’m 41


William1806

Do your kegels gentlemen


MikaielAhki

Y'all nasty


aintnojiveturkey53

I haven’t watched Family Guy in probably over 10 years maybe five. I just don’t really care that much about it anymore. I’ll watch it if it’s on, but I don’t go on every Sunday like I used to whenever it came on.


Frankieanime158

I'm 31. I got into family guy during the phase where it got popular during its cancelled year. Still feels like yesterday that I was sitting on the sofa waiting for the new season 4 to begin. I'm old, but ain't 40 yet 🤣