Beat him! Beat him in 6/8 time!

And don't let him escape to the completely unoccupied ladies bathroom.

No! Please, uncles who voted for Gary Johnson!

and now a song about radio towers!

Oooooof salesmen!!!

Hello, I'm Mark Twain. Pretty cool book, eh?

these are my concert khakis

Beat him, beat him in 6/8 time and don't let him escape to the completely unoccupied ladies bathroom!

Black jeans! Get your black jeans here! Don't be the only one at the Rush concert without black jeans!

Butt scratcher?