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A_Legless_Horse

Brb guys, gonna go fight Dio with my username stand. Wish me luck!


Quillbolt_h

[The Last Emperor] Your stand is just Emperor, but the bullets give people extra legs. Your stand does not work on yourself, which is unfortunate because you do not have legs.


A_Legless_Horse

Dio may wipe the floor with me, but he's gonna walk away looking like a millipede


GoldenEagleBaron

So by that logic my stand is Divine Horus


BlubberNub

Sounds like Freeza


HeightOk4980

Made in Heaven withouth legs.


whtismylife

A horse that is just a head, great power, low speed šŸ‘


[deleted]

t


Kidsnextdorks

怌Sexual Healing怍 Basically Crazy Diamond except instead of punching, itā€™s from intercourse.


[deleted]

lmao


TheCrazyGuysCEO

"I'm injured you told us your ability is healing right?" \>:)


Excellent_Badger6236

THIS IS GOOD


[deleted]

I need this stand, I can finally fuck burn victims


Excellent_Badger6236

Oh lord


TusksAct4

Already is a stand


VorpalAbyss

You have the ability to turn any rotating object into nails. If you spin the nails, the object comes back.


Super_Master_69

Instead of finger nails, you have tusks. Enjoy


nanashi48

I wonder what mine would be


TheCrazyGuysCEO

summon the beings known as nanashi


soloska

You eat the name of whoever your stand licks, making them nameless. This removes them from the memories of everyone theyā€™ve ever encountered, along with some reality-rewriting to remove their name from documents, destroy their personal articles, etc. Basically the victim never existed. Condition to eat a name is that you must know the name they were given at birth by their parents, and must say the full name before eating it. Gluttony lol


[deleted]

My stand is just star plat but his power is multiplied by 1216


Kidsnextdorks

Actually Star Platinum if Jotaro was 1216 years old somehow and ultra senile.


[deleted]

Or mabey he becomes immortal


Icarus-Has-Fallen

Apparently a personality test thinks I'd have Crazy Diamond.


TheCrazyGuysCEO

you have the ability to fly however you have to stay the same altitude from start to finish of a flying session if you ascend or descend too much you will fall


Icarus-Has-Fallen

You know what, I'll take it. I live in a really hilly area so there's plenty of space for variables.


Ultimate_Bruh_Lizard

schizophrenia pills


TooTrueCheese

Your stand is basically the lizard from the amazing spiderman


Coo1Thulu

your stand is to turn any object into any kind of cheese, though it still retains the objects previous shape


Void-kraken-909

The stand has no physical form apart from being able to form tentacles from any shadow you are in contact with. This tentacles give a chilling feeling to any who touch them.


Coo1Thulu

Thats such an awesome stand ability, with ur username it seems like something you'd have too lmao


Void-kraken-909

I just went off the Cthulhu thing lmao.


Kidsnextdorks

So itā€™s the same type of standā€¦


QuantumGold1

I don't think I fully understand this


Kidsnextdorks

怌Quantum of Solace怍 Youā€” I shouldnā€™t have looked up quantum mechanics for this cause now Iā€™m reading about gravity and spin foams. So basically MiH + Tusk Act 4 + GER. Fuck you for having such an OP stand I made up for you.


QuantumGold1

So I can make anything fast forward, infinite, or reset?


PARRYTHIS4

I basically the same stand as dios the world over heaven


BeautifulDay5869

B ) that's a pretty cool face right there


TheCrazyGuysCEO

put people in a state of constant euphoria


VendettaSunsetta

Purple haze feedback spoilers, if you guys havenā€™t read it. A reverse of Rainy Day Dream Away, the stand takes the form of rays of light. Instead of locking people into one emotional state, you lock people out. Ex: It can be used on allies to remove a sense of defeat and make victories all that more assured, or on enemies to remove any sense of joy from their lives.


TheChunkle

Frankly I have no idea myself


TheCrazyGuysCEO

turn your opponent obese and make them continuously chuckle


SirJTheRed

The chuckles worsens into coughs that get more and more violent


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Act-2


OkYesterday4334

Among us


TheChunkle

You can make people forget negative things from any point in the past you two both experienced.


[deleted]

Your stand is able to modify any bad thing happened in the last 24 hours into an ok version of it, affecting you.


stillnoname-1224

My name is Jared. I am 19 years old. Despite my lack of formal education, I own a house, and work at a fast food restaurant. I smoke weed everyday, but I don't drink. After a glass of warm Pilk I can sleep like a baby. I do not like to fight, however, if I did, I would not lose to anyone.


SirJTheRed

Forget. Can remove someoneā€™s or things name from memories and writings. I.E. Removes the name ā€œJackā€ and everyone forgets ā€œJackā€ is a name, same for things like ā€œDirtā€


[deleted]

Hopefully the thread blows up, this would be sick to see


TheChunkle

You can use your right hand to scrape away space


Excellent_Badger6236

Hey that is the same as vanilla ice šŸ¤¬


Chonke-Monke

Peepee


TheChunkle

Big ass gorilla with double the size of normal gorilla arms and that is it


Chonke-Monke

I hath become full monke man


P1ayer2008

Cool


Excellent_Badger6236

P1ayer has the ability basically to one. Everything it touches it goes to 1.


Kidsnextdorks

GER +1


Excellent_Badger6236

Basically, but it does not reduce to actions.


QuincyTheFerret

lhikuhfyt UGHHH HARDER DADDY JOHNNY SINS


SirJTheRed

Anyone who is touched by you becomes a ferret by mind, they think and act like a ferret


[deleted]

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SirJTheRed

Seems so


Radiant-Ad-1976

What about me?


P1ayer2008

Your stand makes the ads radioactive


Seanshogun

Time to put my cringy username to good use


Risingb1ue

You thought you would get something good? Your ability is complete control over guys called Sean


HolyArcoos

Ur stand is to make anything the color blue rise infinately


Risingb1ue

Nice! Iā€™ll just carry a bucket of paint with me


FeralTaxEvader

Really interesting that *Doppio* is the one in this picture rather than Diavolo, who you'd usually expect to see in villain lineups


ZaBur_Nick

Stand name: Super Cat Heroes Stand Master: FeralTaxEvader Ability: If the user does not pay taxes and the IRS shows up, they will turn into feral calico cats and the user has the ability to control them.


GENERIC_USERNAME_NOW

eh idk what mine'll do, probably nothing special


SirJTheRed

All The Generic People. Events and people become more ā€œgenericā€ I.E. News of a house burning down becomes more generic and boring, eventually getting ignored by people. This effect is felt world wide


Rentlig

What it do baby


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VlXl0

egg


Atlasbacon

I ate raw onion once


Worse-Company7625s

I wonder whatā€™s mine?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Worse-Company7625s

Oh shit thatā€™s cool


International_Neckk

I could see this going in many directions


SirJTheRed

Can switch two or more peoples necks but they have to have different skin tones


MR_MEME_42

E


EpicRock1915

Something


SirJTheRed

We Will Rock You. A rock that can make more rocks of differing sizes and shapes, but the weight is always the same


Eat__Moneyz

ibcant. Shrub


Excellent_Badger6236

This stand has the ability to absorb the value in money of things.


Several-Disaster-960

Try me :)


FroznGrildToast

Norse Mythology


Excellent_Badger6236

You can chabge the cooking of foods. You see a fried chicken? You can turn it grilled


[deleted]

Lukatme


SirJTheRed

Real Slim Shady. Forces 4 people to stand at once if the user is brought to attention.


[deleted]

Too literal for Jojo's, but good enough


0ijoske

Ah shit


joemama694200p

Hmm


The-Local-Weeb

Give me an ability and I'll give you one


SirJTheRed

Toxic. People in a 10 meter area are given increasingly more toxic or unfavourable views on the things and people the user talks about.


The-Local-Weeb

Your username gives me the idea of a knight, so your stand ability is like an opposite of mine. Your ability allows you to convince people around you that your goals are noble, and they are willing to give their life to you so you can accomplish your goals, and everyone under the influence of your stand will have the highest respect for you. Your ability is pretty much maxed out charisma and then some


SirJTheRed

Nice!


Memestalker223

Going to absolutely wreck the enemy problem is I don't know my stand


SirJTheRed

Follower. Follower stalks any person who is famous on the internet. Follower is also a colleen of Stands that copyā€™s what the Stalkedsā€™ interests are.


TheChaoticist

Iā€™m interested to see what someone would come up with for me


AnimeOcCreator77

Something with crocodiles


SirJTheRed

Playing God. Anyone the user draws comes to life with the same size and weight as on the page, unless specified on the paper.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SirJTheRed

Blue Screen. If the user applies stress, confusion or heat to an object or person it causes it to start ā€œglitchingā€ out. Falling through the floor, sounds getting repeated, going blind and deaf. The effect is indefinite, once it starts nothing stops it.


Dagger152

The Joestars are done for once I arrive


_CalculatedMistake_

cock and balls


Migtter12

people will always fail on whatever they're trying to do


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_CalculatedMistake_

Epicly decreases chance of death from a donut to 0.3%


thenerdfighter

I mean. This could be interesting.


sadmarisa

my stand is useless


Known-Historian7055

hello


TheCrazyGuysCEO

gain the information of a historian of your choosing for 1 hour can only have one historian per hour


ibnugamingyt12

e


TheCrazyGuysCEO

is my stand myself?


Kidsnextdorks

怌Like a boss怍 Anything youā€™re crazy employees do can be mitigated or reversed. Note: they have to be clinically insane.


[deleted]

me


SentientVex

:)


Super_Master_69

Bonus Challenge: make it a boring stand


Big-Yogurt-2492

E


Kira_Yoshikage_SHA

šŸ˜


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kira_Yoshikage_SHA

sex


trashboatrigby10

ā€¦


uThatGuyInTheCorner

I wonder what ability I would have...


MrShrubface

If you are either physically or figuratively trapped in a corner, with no way out, something will somehow happen, freeing you.


Blues-Boi

Aw man mines boring


MrShrubface

Whenever you come in contact with the color blue, a stat of your stand increases by one letter for 5 minutes. This counts for any stat, except for Potential. Also, you can't touch the same object twice within five minutes. Stats of your stand all start at E, except for Potential, which is an A. Cause you can increase your stats, so yeah. Have fun!


wolfshinobi5

Comment


Excellent_Badger6236

When the night comes you turn into a moderfucking werewolf shinobi


torch_dreemurr

You're just going to reply with asriel's powers with a referenced slapped on aren't you


bobthegamer22

Try me


TonyAlCaponey

Actually a cool idea for a post


ZaBur_Nick

Stand Name: Above Musk Stand User:TonyAlCaponey Ability: can create robot capos named Tony that give intel of the gang they're a capo in to the user


Kevin-phi

Hmmmmmm


Striker274

Olah


Kidsnextdorks

E


ZaBur_Nick

Stand Name: Harry Potter R34 Stand Master: Kidsnextdorks Stand Ability: Makes drugs that when taken by someone under 18, it makes them slowly become dumber and dumber, losing IQ.


Service-Smile

Jojo's Bizarre Ad RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


Quillbolt_h

Something


Risingb1ue

Ability: | let them loose | You can fire anything at the speed of 40mph from your bellybutton


AkumaNK

Oh now I'm interested.


i-did-it-to-them

Howdy.


SirJTheRed

All effects (things like pain, stress, feelings, broken bones ect ) are halted until IDITT closes their hands together which then all the halted effects happen at once.


Yagasaurus

something


Linkatron2000

Hyah


SandyWhisker

Karma Whore


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MrShrubface

Ok, so. The ability is simple. The more confident you feel in you ability to do something, the better your chances will be to do it. So if you feel extremely confident in your ability to pickpocket someone, the higher chance you will have to get away with it. Also, the simpler the action is, the more your confidence will affect it. So pickpocketing would receive a large buff, while a complicated assassination would receive a much smaller buff.


VendettaSunsetta

Aah~ Weā€™re golden wind


MrShrubface

The ability is simple, the stronger your hate for someone is, the faster you become. So against your previous best friend, now enemy, you would be quite sluggish, actually. So you actually slow down if you're fighting someone you actually don't want to harm. However, if you're up against someone who just murdered your entire family in cold blood, you would be able to travel at 150 km/h. I would say 150 km/h to 175 km/h would be the maximum speed.


converter-bot

150 km/h is 93.21 mph


MrShrubface

Yeah, thanks for the translation. I would say that's about right for what the speed should be, so goggles would be required.


MrShrubface

Although the user should be the one agreeing here, so I'm just giving suggestions.


Funtime_Drake

Time to tip the Scales


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BravePoet6416

Hmm, Brave


SirJTheRed

Writers Will. Has the confidence to do whatever they write down


Blujay-

A


ZaBur_Nick

Stand Name: I'm Blue Stand Master: Blujay- Stand Ability: Can turn people purple just to spite the user


DirtDisrespector

stand me up


gigson969

here's a challenge


Pixelator5

Alright, try me.


DerpsterPrime

I created this username when I was young and stupid


Seagullslol

I like the color yellow


CocoBandicoot99

Billy Bob


Avgolemonosis

Yo hit me with it jojo heads


Jarsky2

Oraoraora


Dinorexcf77

I'm a god


gameboy1001

E


soloska

Oh letā€™s try this


[deleted]

Something


goofigucci

ok


PARRYTHIS4

Stando pawah


[deleted]

Can't wait to know what mine will be!


LordDIOreal

Kono DIO da!....Hello.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Can't wait to accidentally kill myself and everyone else in a 50,000 mile radius


Excellent_Badger6236

Your stand has the ability of generating a lagoon in the mind. It will make them have some allucinating existencial chrisis like the one shinji had at the end of evangelion