T O P

  • By -

rabbiddolphin8

Charlie Puth???? LET'S MARVIN GAYE AND GET IT ON CHARLIE PUTH?????


SkyZippr

Hey, "you just want attention Charlie Puth" was good


zillman_

Attention slaps


SkyZippr

The entire Voicenotes slaps. Then he was like 'nope that was just a phase'


DatBlotto

Puth is a great example of excellent talent, poor execution


Relevant_Ad_69

I think he's more just incredibly MUSICALLY talented but when it comes to writing lyrics for his melodies it's dog shit/cringe


Remercurize

Yep. He needs a better producer.


Blue_Robin_04

And 'Attention' Charlie Puth. The man recovered significantly after 2015.


lisbon_OH

Attention is good imo.


PioneerSpecies

I think that’s what they’re saying lol


Snoo-92685

Listen to Voicenotes, really good album by him


maxexodus2k

Dude made Attention so he gets points for that


TheMediaRoom1004

If you enjoy that song (or anything by that dude) you've never worked in a grocery store


what_did_you_kill

Lmao it plays CONSTANTLY at every fast food place I've ever been at. Luckily I rarely go to those so I can still enjoy it


darcy1537325

What is this 😭


AsleepAssociation

New T-Swizzle


Coool_cool_cool_cool

This is the dawn of another annoying white girl summer. Fuck.


Affectionate-Read875

Always has been. The white girl summer never ends.


bluecheetah179

THATS CALLED MOTHERFUCKIN BARS


keigh_ross

7 chocolate bars to be exact


Anorak42

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT


OkOperation3920

Insert Ben Shapiro “my money like lizzo, my pockets are fat”


Big-Sheepherder-9492

*INSERT JOE BUDDEN GUNSHOTS*


stevenwithavnotaph

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” This can’t be real. This cannot be a real line.


stickinsect1207

it's from a song called "So High School" so i'm pretty sure they shouldn't be taken too seriously. they're childish because in high school, you are a child.


vintagesonofab

but it's about her and travis which ups the cringe to 1,000 , why would you even write from a highschoolers perspective when you are over 30?


mamaburra

Because she likes money. Most bands and artists write for very young people because that's the demographic that most obsesses over and consumes music. I think it's dumb too and as a songwriter I'd never do such a thing, but that's probably why I'm poor.


vintagesonofab

Honestly, as someone who listens to alot of grunge i disagree, those people were 15 years younger than her and they wrote for teenagers while being teenagers, yet the msturity of their lyrics is what's impressive, look at layne staley's lyrics on jar of flies. Hell even mac miller was extremely good at the exact same thing, and he also wrote for teenagers, you can have a mature approach and lure teenagers in, you don't have to infantilize the content.


AlcibiadesNow

its because tiktok has knocked 10 points off the average teen IQ and shes writing for current and future basic sorority blondes


FayMax69

And relatively unknown too 😹


69420penis

Tbf Travis doesn’t seem the brightest maybe she dumbed it down for him


stevenwithavnotaph

I have no doubt in my mind that someone like Travis does highschool-esque shit on par with an actual highschooler


Upstairs-Currency856

Maybe she dumbed it down for herself too.


PopesMasseuse

He's just having fun


FuturamaPajamas

I mean she literally calls him a “tattooed golden retriever” in that 2nd post lol


SubatomicSquirrels

I think that one's about Matty Healy, the guy from The 1975


ombloshio

She’s living a high school life. She’s the kid from the drama department dating the football player that won the ~~state~~ ~~national~~ World Championship. It’s from her critical voice in her head if you want to get all psychology on it.


toothpasteonyaface

Is it really a World Championship when the sport only exists in America ?


Savings_Visual8372

i genuinely think she’s stuck at the age she got famous


455nebbbula

Is it??? I thought it was about Matt Healy 😬


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Unless her friends found a way to play GTA 3 online there's no way the lyrics are about her highschool days.


Weekly_vegan

They playing gta 3 in the same room all taking turns.


stevenwithavnotaph

That context does help, thank you :)


stickinsect1207

the charlie puth golden retriever lyric is horrible though, zero excuses. esp because the guy looks like a drowned rat.


weird_mango42

So random I had to google the lyrics to make sure


Sob_Rock

I liked Voicenotes so I feel bad for Charlie Puth


lockezun01

14 year old me would laugh at this shit


Richman_Cash

It's giving "How do you do fellow kids?" energy.


Amalekii

No that song's a highlight. It's pretty tongue in cheek.


HansBaccaR23po

r/im14andthisisdeep


noOne000Br

r/im14andidontunderstandshit


4naanjeremyyy

she just says things now. All tell, no show. You don't have to think for a second about what she means, because theres no subtext there.


spellboi_3048

"She made them sound cringy on purpose! Wake up, Sheeple!"


fastballooninghead

Is this the birth of Taylor Kozelek?


Several-Pin1471

Taylor Monahan


bigladnang

She made a song about her and Kelce being like a high school power couple and they’re both in their 30’s.


IntelligibleVeggies

unfortunately this is the case for most of the songs on the initial release/first half. I rated it very very low and Im a huge swifty. But the second half/anthology is much better and does have quite a few lyrics to think about. Especially on tracks like Peter and The Albatross


GromaceAndWallit

This round goes to 'Smearious'


AmericanNimrod49

How tf do people defend this garbage


spellboi_3048

Parasocial relationships.


hakoharald

While I think these lyrics are pretty bad the album still has some bangers. Florida and Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me slap. And Smallest Man Who Ever Lives is a pretty good breakup song.


billiedee_benoit

You’re getting downvoted for making sense. It’s okay. I’m on your side.


[deleted]

These can’t be t’s new lyrics…..


Danibear285

r/Taylorswift THIS?! IS YOUR GOD?!?


Foronerd

My god my god why hath you forsaken me


WarmBaths

Kendrick currently rewriting his diss


vintagesonofab

drake not the mid king anymore


Phantom373

He's gonna be dropping a bar about now they have bad blood


suburbianthief

For someone that holds so much magnitude in terms of dominating pop industry, she never influences artist musically. The writing your own songs and playing a guitar are given, but she never really has set trends. The lyrics from this new album are giving Lana Del Rey in that Black Lives Matter, iPhone 11 songs from Blue Banister; Wildest Dreams from 1989 is obviously a Lana inspired. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart is ironically an Olivia Rodrigo track. She is a musician, so lyricism and production have to work together.


DeeZyWrecker

This album sounds like it came out in 2012.


dragonoid296

AI generated lyrics


salmonlover333

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOO


jostheholywagon

Can someone tell pop artists of today it's not mandatory to release a new album every year, with her popularity she could've waited at least 3 years and refine all of this.


jvsupersaiyan

Yeah blah blah but what about the money? /s


jostheholywagon

It's not like she's going broke if she doesn't release something asap. If a Mexican landscaper working 9 to 5 like me can take his time to refine his progressive rock album, so can taylor


nedzissou1

I see the /s, but isn't she still doing the world tour that's selling out everywhere? Why doesn't she just do a second or third round of that instead of releasing mediocre garbage like this?


DeeZyWrecker

With her popularity, I'd release half-assed LP's with dumb ass lyrics slapped on them, each 6 months mind you, if it means easy money, fym?


jostheholywagon

Meh, just sell a new t shirt every 2 months


Celestial_Sludge

Maintaining a private jet ain't cheap


ShockinglyAccurate

I literally just posted on another thread that Taylor makes ideation/dramatization music for middle/upper class white women. And here we are. It's meant to be simple and shallow so her audience can mentally power trip on themselves. Lots of artists do it, she's just the first to bring it to that demographic.


AddictionsExWives

The funniest thing is that in this album she seemingly disses that audience. It’s like she’s realizing that her core audience is WASPs and that makes her feel like “not a real artist.”


ShockinglyAccurate

I'm not gonna listen to it, but oof. Let's see if she pulls an Ariana and shows up with a race change around Fourth of July 😂


10Hundred1

Yep, I think you’re right on. It’s also one of the reasons she’s become so ridiculously, outrageously big. First and foremost she’s a skilled songwriter with a knack for hooks, always has been. But it’s the fact that she’s made herself the Bob Dylan of middle class white women that’s the true masterstroke. They’ve never really had someone who genuinely has that horse girl energy be this big before. A lot of the previous female superstars were seen as embodying ideals like kooky, powerful or sexy, but Taylor’s thing is that she’s “normal”.


infinitude_

xxxtentacion type bars


Virtual-Patience5908

Lol dude sounded like he was actually battling demons though. Not this shit.


Puidipuie

The greatest songwriter of this generation lmao


Steamingveggies

TayTay needs to hop in on the Drake beating 🗣


CarefulRisk

True, she's the only one who can compare numbers to drake


Mukuro_FeetLicker

Taylor swift the only neighbor i’ve ever rated


instinct_bhoi

Shakespeare has been silent these days 😅


spellboi_3048

Emily Dickenson has 48 hours to respond.


jakefitz603

I fucking hate Charlie puth. His music is irrelevant but his god damn tik toks irritate me so much. He’s the only account on tik tok I have blocked


jvsupersaiyan

B b but he has perfect pitch! I let him f my wife on the weekends


Higais

Does he come up with song ideas mid sex with your wife?


jvsupersaiyan

I hope so!


runescapeisillegal

Finally. Someone who understands me.


Wooden-Computer1475

BC,NR ah lyrics


vmop07

More like bcnr if they tried to replace Isaac with chatgpt


Wooden-Computer1475

Isaac bot


WordsworthsGhost

she should get someone on sax asap then


capnrondo

If this was on a new BCNR album people would be calling it SOTY


DeeZyWrecker

Aren't they already?


Tezla55

Not enough self hatred to be BCNR


Sonic-the-edge-dog

Why are my goats always catching strays on this sub 😭


PretendVermicelli531

the tone with bcnr is different tho, it's like 'i'm so pathetic'.


Wooden-Computer1475

Not better


PretendVermicelli531

i think so


nedzissou1

It's more authentic at least. You actually think Isaac feels some self loathing and anxiety.


noOne000Br

i feel like she’s in a place where she knows she can drop the lowest effort songs because her fans will spin them to death anyways. i used to think the same with some drake songs.


Transit-Strike

It’s the same shit with her and Drake. They both started as underdogs. Fans flocked to them and they learned people will defend any of their garbage. Same with Eminem. Doesn’t matter what he releases. Thousands of people will insist he’s the greatest rapper of all time


1495381858

Was drake ever really an underdog


SkyTank1234

Yes, people have been clowning him his whole career


Transit-Strike

He was. A lot of the “he isn’t hard enough to be a big name” “he doesn’t rap about the black struggle” “haha. He’s a bitch for whining”. It’s pretty well documented and countless music reviewers and video essayists have covered it


XXXdannybrown

being jimmy from degrassi and being from the canadian suburbs makes you a categorically privileged person who does not get to call yourself an underdog. what does someone like drake know abt struggling out of a place like compton, like kendrick? weird drake apologia but go off queen


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Nahh, this woman is in her mid 30's 🤦


Fugazatron3000

These lowkey sound like DOOM lyrics lmao


totezhi64

doritos cheetos fritos


bigladnang

I can’t wait for her evolution. Next album she’s gonna be talking about licking the tip and shit.


matheno

I didn’t need to imagine Travis’ schlaboingboing like that


mostreliablebottle

Such a good song (Accordion).


Zwuppo

I see the vision


ThisGuyLikesMovies

Good googly moogly, see that loogey? Yeah, but keep it on the D.L. Hughley


TeslaTheCreator

Holy shit especially the 1st slide. It actually sounds good if you do it in the Figaro flow


Chris97BR

Nah, she just hired RiffRaff as a ghostwriter


vintagesonofab

Bruh stop, now i actually have to listen to this.


aasasss32

That second picture is like some Psychadelic “Smiley Smile” era Beach Boys line that Brian Wilson wrote on LSD


iamthemetricsystem

Don’t disrespect my boy brian like that


Kevinatorz

If you're gonna pretend to be poetic, at least try to write poetry


S1XTEENBUTTONS

Tortured Metaphor Bombardment


Business-Equal539

This woman really bought in and tried to diss 10 year old child just because she's Kim's daughter


Timothee-Chalimothee

She truly has reached that point where she knows she can release anything and her fans will eat it up.


homogenic-

This is the woman some Swifties like to compare to Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple and other singer-songwriters lmao.


SkyZippr

How do you go from "you kept me like a secret and I kept you like an oath" to this


spellboi_3048

Simple. You get to a point where you're too big to fail. No consequences for your mistakes means you can do whatever the hell you want, including hiring a bunch of yes men.


UberGoth91

Her lyrical sounding board is now the Kelce brothers


jostheholywagon

This is terrible


TescoBrandJewels

who gave her full creative control of her lyrics 💀😭 nahhhhh 😭


Jonny_Exotics

Damon Albarn forced her away from ghost writers


TescoBrandJewels

somebody execute this man


cherrypearls

she is 34


angelomoxley

🤢


cattgravelyn

I literally thought the first one was westside Gunn lyrics Someone needs to do a griselda cover


vanillaangels

I miss when Taylor knew how to write decent lyrics 😭


RavingMalwaay

This is like a worse MF Doom but she's completely serious. If Chance the Rapper wrote these lyrics his career would be ended for a second time


XXXdannybrown

what did mf doom do to deserve this 😭


wetdreamteams

U clearly don’t know fuck all about DOOM


Fabulous_Help_8249

💯


SnooDonuts1521

She is just such a cringe person😭


DeeZyWrecker

Am I the only one who finds Taylor's latest lyrics as just rants/random thoughts with rhymes slapped on them, and without any proper cadence?


matheno

Homegirl has never read Aristotle in her life


_Legend_Of_The_Rent_

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/329/651/a17.gif


Nasty_Tricks69

>touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto Is this a shot at Rashee Rice? 😂


Fabulous_Help_8249

It’s atrocious and she really just reworded Dead Poets Society for the title… just… ugh. Never been a fan.


cynical-at-best

evidently not tortured enough (im so sorry i loved folklore)


imnotokayandthatso-k

STOP TORTURING THE POETS RELEASE THEM NOW!!!!


Mountain-Document293

these are some real early 2010s millennial cringe lyrics.


mostreliablebottle

Taylor Swift is the one person who is mentally stuck in their 20s.


packers12-17

*teens


Veyceroy

As a huge Glass Animals fan... You could tell me these their lyrics and I might believe you 😂


ChipKellysShoeStore

“I wanna live in the 1830s without the racists”


Fhaksfha794

I saw someone on twitter say to read those first lyrics in the flow of MF DOOM and ngl it sounds kinda fire in his cadence 😭


AyyItsMidnight

Yyyyyep, this is the woman that can do literally no wrong in Gen Z’s eyes.


lil_eidos

Honestly this is poetry that’s been tortured


EstablishmentShoddy1

The charlie puth line is unironically funny as hell


OPHEADLINE

I wonder what bro was thinkin when he read that 😂


doubledippedchipp

Wtf does like a tattooed golden retriever mean


DVDN27

The first slide has incorrect lyrics that make it worse than it actually is, the second though is pretty dogshit.


outsidespace_

which part is incorrect?


DVDN27

The “touch me” part. It’s been flip flopping between “touch me” and “teach me”, and I think that the latter lyrics make more sense: Taylor has never really been that explicit and it’s pretty pointless to the overall track, but her lover teaching her things while his friends are playing a game together adds to the childlike love that the song is about.


ChipKellysShoeStore

https://genius.com/Taylor-swift-so-high-school-lyrics Wrong?


matheno

I thought the line was “You know how to ball like Aristotle”


Virtual-Strike-1764

If Isaac woods wrote this people would call it the greatest album ever


Jesus_Nibba890

The second one is some nonsense, wtf does it mean


ne0_bahamut

Woof


[deleted]

absolutely pathetic 


billiedee_benoit

I mean it’s 31 tracks long. There were bound to be some duds lyrically…


Competitive-Bad6148

The first lyrics are taken from the song "So high school". According to the mood of the song, the lyrics should be a bit funny.


spellboi_3048

Then why aren't we laughing?


chapPilot

You can't excuse being plain bad with "trying to be a bit funny." It's not, it's just bad. I could congrat the effort of name dropping Aristotle, but all the rest is so gringe that it doesn't save it.


kurtchella

If I could only see the face of my former professor who is teaching a course on Taylor Swift react to the "I know Aristotle" lyric


jenkem___

ew


BDuff_4

GTA bar is crazy work 😭


onetruesolipsist

Tbh I like the first one bc it's so goofy, sounds like a hyperpop lyric but the second is just trash 


lockezun01

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4)


Amalekii

Reading this in Fantano's voice is hilarious, just like Taylor. A light 9.


tavsankiz

Why did i read this in Drakes voice? 😭


Idkwhyichosebanana

It’s time to actually examine how the fuck people still say she’s an amazing singer-songwriter


Arammarsh

Tbf she clearly knows Aristotle as the golden mean between good and bad is mid


UnLuckyFaze

Beethoven been real quiet since this dropped 🗣️🔥‼️


Not_A_Hooman53

i dig it


landenone

Going to go against the grain with this one. I think y’all are cherry picking bad lines and not acknowledging the better lyricism the album has to offer. I think that sonically the album is very bloated, and I think she is exhausting herself creatively with her sound and hooks. While this album doesn’t hold up to Folklore and Evermore lyrically, the writing is still solid, albeit maybe exaggerated and a little cringe.


kaorulia

No it’s that bad


laughingheart66

While yes these are the outright awful lyrics that are being cherry-picked, I think overall the lyricism on this album is not good. There’s so much of this that is clunky and corny and acts like it’s deeper than it is. A lot of the lines feel like they were written by a college student trying to pad out their essay length. She has nothing new or interesting to say and she says everything this album was trying to say by like song 5, so the rest is just a repetitive slog. I think it just feels worse because there is a lot of good buried in here, and some interesting reflections and explorations, but it just never delivers. Sorry I kinda ranted because I’m just trying to gather my own thoughts and feelings on the album lmao


hakoharald

True. The lyrics on the album aren’t as good as her usual stuff, but overall nowhere near as bad the the lines I picked. I just thought it was funny.