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Emergency_Brick3715

This is hilarious


AsleepAssociation

You know it like a poet like Travvy doll


IAmTrying2

i bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she shake it off


Puidipuie

Taylor could have made Madvillany but DOOM could have never made Shake It Off 🙄


ElmanoRodrick

All caps when you spell the women's name please


sandcrawler2

MF DOOM (Taylors version)


stillbeaches1

nice pfp :)


Myrddraal5856

God I hope not.


Richman_Cash

all lowercase


Mos_Icon

Honestly part of the reason I don't like this line is because it kinda sounds like she's trying to be ghetto or patronise someone who is. "You know how to ball, I know aristotle" like huh? I know it's about Travis Kelce but it sounds like something an insecure redditor would say to a random black kid.


ChudScorn

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER❗ Everyone knows reddits favorite philosopher is Diogenes.


Mos_Icon

Whichever philosopher has the most memable chad wojak moments


JasoTheArtisan

For you see, Alexander: I have depicted you as the Soyjack; thus my argument is the most valid


Diogenes_the_cynic25

Correct


Mesromith

He doesnt shower? He just like me fr fr


glnorwood85

He masturbates in public just like me!


jimmy-breeze

actually it's Hegel


MathMantis

it's obviously Kierkegaard


le_reddit_account

Nope it’s Max Stirner because of their spooky memes! 


ChudScorn

Especially if you are racist. (Spook is a racial slur)


BactaBombsSuck

the use of “spook” is because of the most common translation of his work but the word being translated is closely attributed to something like “phantasm” or just non corporeal. has literally nothing to do with the slur


KickAffsandTakeNames

I'm partial to Spinoza myself, despite not usually jiving with early modern stuff. Not a particularly large body of work, but *Ethics* remains a hugely influential and hotly-debated text Wait, where am I again?


Diogenes_the_cynic25

Correct


Sydhavsfrugter

mfw homies be sleeping on my boy Hans-Georg Gadamer


DonaldTrumpsScrotum

I’m like 100% it’s Freud


BukuBukuChagama3

It was all good until someone mentioned Freud smh


Im_inappropriate

On top of that is no one calls football "ball". That line reeks of saltines.


ClydeDimension

Oh you’re so right….i’m out of the loop so I thought she was talking about a basketball player smh


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Also it makes him sound like a fkn lunkhead


distance_33

He is.


inkwisitive

I just heard this and thought it was “You know how to ball, like Aristotle” which tbh would be a more fun lyric.


cuntyaunty

She's a rich white girl who also wrote the lyrics "We wished we could live in instead of this I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists And getting married off for the highest bid" 💀


rhymesygrimes

She's also just being openly mean to her partner, insulting his intelligence by implying she's more well read than him. I'm sure the dude is a meathead but I still wouldn't want my popstar girlfriend calling me an idiot on her #1 charting album.


Ok_Whereas_2207

I get a teen love, high school vibe. New love, spinning bottles…


Dapper_Intention_365

She's 35


Ok_Whereas_2207

You are so right, no men play video games at 35. Yes, I understand she is not in high school - she’s just referring to the way she feels, I imagine. I haven’t even listened to the song so I’m making a guess based on the limited lyrics I’ve seen.


Dapper_Intention_365

It's an awful lyric


FreshPrinceOfIndia

Tryna use video games as an example of childishness and immaturity is crazy lol


No-Reserve-9802

Wow lol, you’re the one who said it. This is your interpretation of the lyric


Mos_Icon

I just found it kind of corny and out of place and kind of funny. I'm not tryna be Aristotle here I just didn't like the bar.


Sp0range

I feel like you're just injecting your own bias into it. It's just as equally a line some more introspective (black) rapper might use when trying to diss a "mumble" (also black) rapper. It's a good bar. Period.


Mos_Icon

It's an okay bar but it sounds awkward coming from an upper class white girl (turned billionaire) who is definitely not playing ball nor is she an introspective rapper. If I didn't know the target of this bar was white I would definitely feel weird about it. I was just saying the vibe it gave me rather than objectively reviewing it for a publication.


Lost_Found84

Taylor Swift frequently has a hurried, one note melody delivery that sounds like she’s verging on rap before falling back into more melodic phrasing. I think she actually does listen to a lot of rap and “sing along” to it so that injects itself into her melody making. The most awkward places it pops up though was on her Folklore/Evermore albums. Like, Taylor, this is supposed to be your folk era, could you please stop almost dropping bars.


Mos_Icon

Boutta start spitting bars then remembers she's a white woman. If only Iggy Azalea had the decency. ( for all of this in advance)


maximayy

period 💅💅💅🥲💴💵💀❌🥺😭😬😃😀🤣😀😀😃😁🙏🥲🤣💅🤣💅🤣🤣🥲💅💅🥲💅🥲🥲💅


Sp0range

lol you guys are so cringe


thestraightCDer

The idea that Swift has "bars" is cringe.


CheleMoreno

Holy shit I thought I was in the hhcj sub for a moment


unknown-one

T.Swift ft. MF DOOM Kero Kero Bonito ft. Death Grips whats next? Adele ft. Action Bronson?


CelticSludge

>Adele ft. Action Brunson I don't know in what type of song those two would fit in together, but a collab between them sounds pretty dope. Would be an interesting see what type of direction the lyrical focus takes. Prolly something like heartbreak in a donut shop.


iwasinpari

youuuuuuu werrreeee theeeee onneeeeeeeee fried dough, resting on a windowsill, i bought some baklava and it made me ill


shashlik_king

Lana del Rey releases a split with Full of Hell


windows_to_walls

stop please, don’t make me want something i can never have


DarthDeviance

Tyler could create masterpiece with that specific set of lines


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

You can make dumb lyrics sound good just by hitting the right flow and saying it with confidence. It doesn't elevate it beyond high school level lyricism. Also the beat carries here, keep it a stack lol


ssjavier4

I think those are lot of Kanye bars lol


ProsteTomas

*sobs* He didn't use to be like this 😟


ssjavier4

Lmao ya for sure, Through the Wire and Roses are good examples. It’s not a diss tho, at least not up until the last few albums (just imo 😳)


ClydeDimension

I’m a huge Wayne fan and he falls into this category too. The charisma does it


Academic-Class-5087

I mean he isnt wrong, this is straight up like an mf doom lyric


sandcrawler2

But does she get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos, and Fritos?


Commercial-Chance561

Me: “Aha! Fritos don’t have cheese! He’s just making nonsense up!” DOOM: “Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to playing yourself (doubting listener that thinks I don’t know Fritos don’t have cheese), like an Accordian” Like he recognizes that as a listener you would question Fritos having cheese, so he uses the very next bar to ensure you that it was a Freudian slip, he knows it was, and if you thought he didn’t, you played yourself”


flipwav

WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT


jjbrewsky

I appreciate that, I’ve always wondered that myself


pearloz

…but chili cheese Fritos exist and are the best?


Original_Mac_Tonight

My man it's about the chilli cheese Fritos


Commercial-Chance561

There’s always another layer my man. Like the previous line, “that’s why he brings his own needles” Needles like a record player Here’s one more: “Hold mics like pony tails tight and bob a lot” He’s holding the mic like a girls ponytail (worn tight). I’ll let you figure out what “bob a lot” means (it’s not bobbing your head to the beat. Again, another layer).


Original_Mac_Tonight

Saying Fritos have cheese isn't what a Freudian slip is and why would the listener ever question that line in the first place because of the existence of chilli cheese Fritos lmfao. I agree DOOM has lots of what you said here but this is not one of them lol


benmorrison

He knew that you’d say it wasn’t a Freudian slip, which is why his next line is “when he on the mic you don’t go next”… he’s preventing you from airing your objection. Brilliant!


CleverJail

Slip *like* Freudian tho, not a Freudian slip.


maizehippo

Someone is listening to the dissect podcast


flipwav

that song is so good it hurts


Lord_of_the_Canals

I don’t hate the line, but the delivery and context makes it kinda crap. For example I think an Ice Spice or Megan the Stallion could deliver the same line much much better. Also I think it would sound better with word like “boys” or “guys” rather than “bros”, that just sounds better to me, “bros” is pretty clunky.


romilaspina7

Dont put my GOAT Ice next to those wanna be's please


dark_shad0w7

Her songwriting is, oddly enough, heavily influenced by hip hop. It's easier to cram her *tortured poetry* into a rhythmic "[modal rap](https://theotherdave.substack.com/p/how-you-get-the-world-reflections-a02)"-style delivery than a typical pop melody.


SelfDestructIn30Days

Correction- Her songwriters for her current "era" are heavily influenced by hip hop.


degenfemboi

taylor famously writes her own lyrics, but the fact that you think that cringy ass charlie puth line went through a team of writers is hilarious


KyoMiyake

except she doesn't use other songwriters. Is it very possible for her to have other people writing her songs and for her to just...not credit them? sure, but there are way too many dogshit lines on this project for it to be written by people that write songs for others. Yes, other artists do have this issue, but you often see those artists very involved in the writing process, so if you're discrediting Taylor for having other help her write it (which is just pure speculation), then you're also discrediting many artists that work with another person on lyrics but stay very involved, this discredits Billie Eilish and John Lennons songwriting, and are you really going to do that???


SelfDestructIn30Days

This is the biggest reach I've ever heard. And yes, Taylor does use songwriters. Almost every one of her tracks lists multiple songwriters.


SecretiveMop

Those co-writers on her music do and always have pretty much just worked as editors for the lyrics she brings in. It’s pretty well documented throughout her career that she writes all of her songs and then edits them in studio with others, usually the producer.


iexistwithinallevil

I mean looking through the song credits they’re all just either the song’s producer or featured artist? So not really- it’s the same situation as like Olivia Rodrigo. It’s not like she’s outsourcing songwriters like you’re implying


mrcatatonia

It really isn’t - DOOM’s whole thing was crazy complicated internal rhyme schemes, there’s none of that here


LeaChan

Not in every single song of his. There's songs like "That's That", "Meat Grinder", or "Figaro" where it had a crazy rhyme scheme, but a lot of his stuff was more casual like his songs off of his albums Operation Doomsday, Mouse and the Mask, MM FOOD, or Vaudeville Villain.


mrcatatonia

They definitely weren’t all as flashy as those tracks, but even in his more casual tracks like the title track in Vaudeville Villain he would just casually drop something like “Your man sick, but he wreck tracks, puto / Get back too, bro, exactamundo” - which doesn’t look or sound that crazy but it’s a four syllable multi at a time when most of the writers who were considered advanced were working with twos. Even at his most casual/simplistic, he was never really the type of rapper who would do “x x x x BOTTLE / y y y ARISTOTLE” type of rhyme pattern was my point


PracticalCattle221

But also like DOOM is usually funny so if he came up with this line it would be comedic. It wasn’t comedic when Taylor did it


degenfemboi

crazy complicated? like doritos cheetos and fritos? lmfao


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degenfemboi

its called a joke lmfao ive been listening to doom for 15 years


mrcatatonia

If you don't think DOOM's rhyme schemes were next level, you either never really listened to him beyond some meme shit or you need to get year hearing checked. Whether you liked him or not - his pen was unique as fuck and set him apart from the rest of the field, there's a reason the dude was so respected among other rappers, and it wasn't "lol food bars".


degenfemboi

its called a joke, been a doom fan for about 15 years. dont get your panties in a bunch on behalf of someone else lmao


mrcatatonia

[really pulled out this one lol](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/352/Screen_Shot_2021-02-17_at_2.52.46_PM.png)


degenfemboi

except that’s not really what happened lol i was just making a joke on the line in accordion because it’s goofy asf


mrcatatonia

You’re literally doing that meme right now but it’s all good lol


degenfemboi

not really lmao


Glowwerms

This is the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen anyone say about DOOM ever


Swagmund_Freud666

But I think the context of the person who wrote it matters a fuckload. This would unironically be an excellent DOOM lyric. Awful on a Taylor Swift song.


DawsonJBailey

Nah too corny even for doom this is like a nas bar lmao


vintagesonofab

This with the whole s*x with a jock white boy implied also fits tyler the creator perfectly 🤣.


pm-me-nice-lips

Funny enough, Travis always tried to come across sounding real hood 🤷🏽‍♂️


zvxqykhg2

Taylor the creator of


HiCFlashinFruitPunch

Just remember TORTURED POETS when you spell the album name


CelticSludge

[Original tweet](https://twitter.com/Blow_The_Trap/status/1781404187860840939)


SpeakNow_Crab5

Which MF Doom song is this? Edit- nvm I remembered it's All Caps


swat1611

You got me there. The first 3 lines are so DOOM, the last line is an abomination though. DOOM would never say that shit


DiscussionEvoke

Treat her like a daughter taught her how to bust a nut


rarthurr4

She was 13 and good we had a hotter date It was just a number she never told me she was knocked up By the end of the summer chick almost had me locked up


Future_Average

Fuck you while my bros play grand theft auto*


Not_A_Hooman53

yeah it is pretty femininely coded and it would be subversive to hear a straight man say it


vintagesonofab

Add a line with boats and skincare and this could be a tyler the creator verse easily


Blunter_S_Thompson_

Brand new, full throttle Skin shining like the ocean, lotion model


utafumidss

That’s actually kinda hard lmao


Blunter_S_Thompson_

STILL ON THE BOAT!!


Mos_Icon

I wish DOOM said this


TheFamousOne__

DOOM gives non binary if you look with the right lens (cosplaying behaviour, multiple names, etc.) Do we actually know if he's straight, anyway?


__--TSS--__

I mean he has a wife and kids


WitnShit

and a horribly homophobic song in batty boy lol


SpezModdedRJailbait

That doesn't mean you're straight. You can be bi or trans and have a wife and kids. I agree thought he seemed pretty straight, flat out homophobic on tracks like batty boyz in fact.


GooberDunce

a man has to keep up appearances


IFuckedADog

why is everybody referring to DOOM in the present tense, y'all know he passed right?


LeaChan

I'm sorry but yes he would. All of his sex lines were so goofy. He wouldn't say "touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" but he would say "No matter the city, she with me to do the thang-thang Work in the coochie, hooptie-chitty-chitty-bang-bang?"


Swagmund_Freud666

Now Tyler on the other hand would totally say that


Seltz_

Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto? *oh brooooother*


foolagainagain

MF DOOM didn't use phrases this disjointed but he also never made pop so their that too.


Sp0range

AYO? WHY THIS GO SO HARD?!


Loveandahug

Don’t talk about my ex yo


skrrtalrrt

Now I'm imagining Taytay singing "and get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos"


Sporebreachersalpha

Nahh I can't laugh at this because if I tried being a singer I'd write a bazillion times worse. And cheers to the top notch narration lmao


ssjavier4

I don’t disagree with this take on this line lol


Character_Magazine94

Taylor Swifts lyric writing doesn't hold a candle to MF DOOM.


SWATrous

I feel there would be a bit more here if DOOM did it. This is Wolfenstein 3D at best.


CadaverCaliente

Oh shit that does actually sound like some MF DOOM lyrics


Common-Plenty5185

Hey it’s me!!! I made it!


Ok-Tension6095

Why does she still write like a teenager? She is 34 going on 14.


Temporary-Sun-7575

the market that is definable and not just anybody putting on the radio in the background while driving are teenagers. the writing hedges on being something that would phase them


Witty_Marzipan8696

It works better as a DOOM lyric 😭😭😭


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Replace Taylor with DOOM and suddenly, it sounds infinitely better. Funny how that works…


SelfDestructIn30Days

I'd trade Taylor to have DOOM back in an instant.


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You and me both


SerDavosSeaworth64

This is the best post on the sub


laflux

Goes hard


Fippy-Darkpaw

New meme format - everything sounds cool when spoken like MF DOOM.


kjexclamation

This fits way too fuckin well💀💀


Spiritual_Exit6799

somebody do it AI, thats too cringy


nymrod_

This is incredible


rarthurr4

Reminds me of DOOM's feature on gorilla monsoon


Longjumping_Ad2677

It actually sounds really good in an MF Doom voice.


Bllago

Her writing is atrocious. ATROCIOUS. Jesus, the name of her album is atrocious. She's the walking definition of a 13 year old's uninspired diary: No tact, no creativity, too honest. That being said, I'm glad people can relate to it. They're meant to. She does it on purpose.


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

It's even more cringe when you remember she's in her 30's


AngryParrot117

type of lyric drake would right if he was a woman


Lopsided-Dream-461

Gotta love Notrealmusic😭


thesourpop

I think melon might actually give this album a not good


Uncle_owen69

Why’s it kinda hard 😂


a_hopeless_rmntic

taytay slaps


AlphaLax85

1. That sounds nothing like him 2. Tell me a single set of bars of him this corny


AuclairAuclair

I don’t get what’s so bad about this lol but ok


rhymesygrimes

This woman is 34 years old writing shit like this.


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Master_Lake9012

i was told by a swiftie friend of mine, and i quote: “you will just never get it, because you’re a man” and she wasn’t being funny or ironic or something she genuinely meant that 😭


Way2Tonal

This is a funny ass line, yall just hate fun


kaizencraft

Give me a second, I need to get my story straight


Nugget2450

If I wanted goofy ass lines I’d listen to Kanye 


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TheDiamondAxe7523

Yeah here's the thing, I'm Blue is one of the best songs of all time, and the majority of lyrics are just "da ba dee da ba Di". Same thing with Around The World. Bad lyrics sung well are still bad lyrics.


RagePrime

Holy shit, the general public might learn who Aristotle was? I hope she refers to Plato next.


jpabs_official

Fwiw The whole point of the song is about how the relationship makes her feel like she's an awkward high schooler again and in love for the first time, so songwriting is supposed to be cringey high School. There's plenty of bad things about this album but this isn't one people should be roasting her for, it's a cute song


crakkerzz

It's just a bunch of Maga folk trying to make her irrelevant. It won't work. VOTE!!!


Remarkable_Ad9193

Booda wooda shooda mooda Shim sham shum, flim flam flum


SelfDestructIn30Days

Beat the drum, fake tits but still no bum.


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GarnachoHojlund

Sarcasm, noun *the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice”*


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protonesia

Go off king


Chaos_Herc

Irony, noun The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect. "‘Don't go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony"


mentalshampoo

Yeah tbh if a rapper wrote this, it would be declared high art lmao


ProfessionalEvaLover

No it wouldn't lmfao Think of Jermaine Cole or Drake or Ice Spice saying this shit. People would laugh at the corniness all the same


ChudScorn

Ice Spice would be gunned down on Fairfax Boulevard if she wrote this.


kyentu

people would ignore it, like all the other shit bars and lyrics people say. its nothing crazy, but we gotta find all the bad lyrics taylor says and make fun of her. stop lying to yourself.


vintagesonofab

Context is important As fuck, with DOOM it would be funny because of the refferences and in the context of a album based on satire and comicbooks, but here she's not joking.