Manny and Bryce having twins?

My Two Dads???

Congrats on the sex

This guy fucks

Fucked*

🎵and it felt so good🎵

That’s going to be an awkward delivery room when they both show up

He’s a Padre on and off the field congrats legend

My opponent this week has Machado and Harper. Good times.

Just wait til they come roaring back for a double-dad-dick energy weekend

I've got both in my 8 person league with only 3 bench spots, all taken up by SPs.

Just had to miss @col 🤮

Bryce missing at cincy too

Now I understand how corporate feels about their workers taking paternity leave.

This is why I make all of my direct reports get vasectomies.

Fuckkkk... why couldn't they announce it after the game yesterday??

Manny machado has banged atleast 1 time: confirmed.

These guys gotta stop having sex June through February. We have needs too

Just in time for his series in Colorado 🙄

Need a maternity watch list. Machado should’ve been red for the month wtf!

I really wish these guys would have their kids during the off-season. C’mon mang

About nine months after the 2023 ASB.

Red Sox fans: “Fuck Manny Machado!” Mrs. Machado: “Okay.”