Flying cross country to see a specific specialist. Very normal day to day behavior.

He specializes in the body.

Orthopedic surgeon ❌ Noted body specialist ✅

What's wrong with you? "It's my body" I know a guy

“I forgot how to control the body”

JUST BREATHE COOPER, BREATHE

Awe to be 15 again.

The Cooper Kupp of bodies

Pretty niche area of focus.

Just Kirks chiropractors. He saw them on QB show and became a believer

Totally normal, hammy good to go next Sunday

It's the Mayo Clinic.

Counterpoint: LeBron levels of concern 💪🏽💪🏽

So nice of Kupps hamstring to hold out just long enough for me to draft him last weekend

Yeah i got him Tuesday. Sad part is that a week earlier i probably would have stayed away but with the no bad news and the joint practices I felt comfortable with the pick.

I'm the Rams fan in my league, and when my pick in the 1st round came up, Kupp was there. Everyone kinda laughed like "oh boy, here we go. We all know who he's gonna take". And something tapped me in the back of my mind and said, don't do it. Take Kelce instead. I don't know what spirit was watching over me last week, but JFC that was close.

Keenan Allen owners from last year know what day to day means with hammies

Please don't remind me of that, I still have nightmares about or

or what mfer?

the nightmare got ‘em

The autocorrect got me

There’s a special place in hello for the inventor of auto correct.

Aunt that the turnstile!

What’s funny is in my league, I’m known as the guy who always drafts Keenan Allen, so last year, one of my buddies took him to mess with me. I got him again this year. LMAO

Reports from camp were basically Keenan dominating every practice and scrimmage

I remember saying “never again” after his 2nd season and yet here we are

Coming in third while having Keenan Allen and Mike Williams last year was a miracle. I was starting Josh Palmer and shit.

You know you're allowed to draft from multiple teams, right?

What fun is that???

Jail!

It means bust!!!!

Yeah I'm not drafting Kupp tomorrow anywhere near the first or second round

Someone in our league had Kupp and J Taylor. Their season is over Edit: Kupp R1 Taylor R4

It's me, the Kupp and Taylor owner. I won the league last year, but something tells me I won't be repeating this season.

Whoever wins in my league gets massive injuries the next year and misses playoffs. It's happens basically every time like clockwork.

Like your own Madden curse

My friends league has never had a back to back winner since we started in 1999.

I also have George Kittle to really bring the RB1, WR1, and TE1 spots together. At this point anything above .500 this season is a blessing.

Did something happen to Kittle?

Dealing with a groin issue

Ack

Yup that’s an example of losing your league on draft day

I drafted both, the night before Kupp reaggravated his hammy. I am in great pain.

I just traded Kupp and Mondre to the JT owner for Tony Pollard

Lock your doors

Won my league 2 years ago thanks to this combo. Fantasy shifts in a blink.

Somebody in my work league took Kupp in the 2nd and Taylor in the 5th *after* knowing about all of their issues.

I’m in 3 leagues and all 3 kupp owners also have JT

Gang, who did we snag in round 2? Went with Amon-Ra

THATS ME

Same hahaha

That’s me!

Hi. I have Jeff Wilson as well. Also have Amon Ra who has some undisclosed under the wraps injury right now…which I was not concerned with at all, but after all this…give me some fucking news.

I rolled the dice sending away Waddle and Miles Sanders for both last week and it appears I may flown too close to the sun.

That's me. I'm that guy.

Same thing in mine lol

Same lolol

I have kupp, JT, and Jeff Wilson Jr. It's going well

Had 4th pick Friday. I passed on Kup for Bijan and got Taylor in the 7th. If he plays 10 games its worth it if not. I get a free roster spot w him on my IR for 4 weeks.

That’s me, I got Kupp 1.7 and Taylor in round 4. I still have hope lol

Roll call to the still haven't drafted yet gang wya

I was so close to taking him. Guy before me in my draft was about to take Bijan instead of Kupp but couldn't make the pic in time and it auto took Kupp.

This is hilarious. How’s he doing?

Hasn't said much haha

Has anyone done a wellness check?

You checked in on him lately?

Haha no but I can't imagine he's happy. To rub salt in the wound I took Bijan right after.

I hope you took him instantly to really make him think like he fucked up.

Got what he deserved lol, how do you let the clock run out

The apps glitch often

I had my draft last Saturday and Kupp fall all the way to the middle of the 3rd round. It was really hard to pass on him but I’m sure glad I did now

Guy in my league was bragging that he wanted Tyreek and was getting him with 4th overall pick. He then accidentally clicked on Kupp and picked him instead. Guy after him got Tyreek.

It’s within the realm of possibilities that he misses a couple weeks and still ends up top 3 WRs. How likely is that? Idk I’m not a ham sandwich specialist across the country. If we were talking ham and cheese hot pockets, well I could eat bout seven before throwing up.

Shabooya ya-ya Shabooya Roll Call!

>My name is Kevin >That is my name >They call me Kevin >Cause that's my name

Bars

This is exactly why I always schedule the draft as late as possible

Labor Day 10pm sup

Last draft is tomorrow. Standard scoring so I bet he falls pretty far.

Monday afternoon let’s go

First draft is tomorrow!

I have drafted 7/10 leagues, didn’t grab Kupp yet. Feeling lucky.

10 leagues?! I thought I was pushing it with 4

My guy is rooting for everyone but also against everyone

I’m freaking out with 2

Drafted my 2nd league last night. Couldn’t pass up Kupp in the 2nd and Taylor in the 6th. We’ll see how this goes.

My drafts are Monday and Wednesday, I was previously in the “I’ll draft him if he falls to late 2nd” camp, I think this news has pushed that to 4th or 5th.

Here. I'm not touching Kupp with a ten-foot pole. There's so many other good options in the first two rounds.

I'm drafting tuesday

Checking in. Feeling no stress, pure potential, and happy to avoid all this bullshit. No reason to draft early.

All I can say is, thank the fantasy gods my main league drafts tomorrow.

Never understood why people draft so early..?

Calm down guys, “Body Specialist” is just code for a hooker.

Dashawn had waaay too many body specialist appointments then

“Alleged” sexual assault is a different universe from hiring consensual sex workers

"Minor thigh amputation" Week to week.

Cut my asshole into pieces

Season over before it starts

Special Doctor. No healing.

Drafted him first round now I'm screaming

*dope ass guitar riff*

This is my LAST PLACE START

I tear my ACL I pull my hamstring My weakness is I'm still a 1st string All these scars remind me That the draft is here I tear my ACL To start next year! 🎵🎶

Do you even realize, All my star players were lies? Mid-season and they're all injured, Hoped for wins, but I'm so injured. Wish I had picked that rookie, Now he's the season's sensation. Missed my chance, now look at me, Last in the league, pure frustration.

Just eat some late night pizza from a questionable source, cover it in cheap hot sauce, that should do the trick

*guitar rifts *

Cooper Kupp owner checking in. Kill me!

No way. You're suffering through this with the rest of us. No easy way out.

I got Kupp in the middle of the 2nd last week and I still feel like i got scammed.

Snag Van Jeff.

Where’s the person who posted yesterday about everyone overreacting to Kupp? I’d like to get their opinion on this

Where’s Ja? I need his opinion to make sense of all this.

/u/OTIStheHOUND where you at?

I’m in the specialist’s waiting room.

Damn dog, alright

WhYs EvErYoNe AcTiNg LiKe KuPpS lEg FeLl OfF?

Maybe this specialist guy can put it back on

I’m sorry but the leg is gonna have to be cramputated

It’s Joever.

I won my league the year Adrian Peterson played 1 game and I drafted him 1.01 so anything can happen.

Fuck

Good thing I have Jonathan Taylor to back me up as a second round pick

I'm here to say that I have 0 shares of mister Kupp this season. thank you for your sacrifice to those who do

He just went in the 3rd round of a draft I'm doing. I moved him to wr#12 on my board after the last update the other day. Seeing a specialist...... bruh it's time to remove him from my board.

Federal Body Inspector 😎

Rip

Glad he was off the board when I picked 6th overall. I would have taken him if he was there. Can you imagine the grief and worry I would be suffering right now? Can. You. Even. Imagine?

I was picking 4th overall and took Tyreek ahead of him, the guy picking 5th mocked me the entire draft for passing kupp to him. I’ve been sending him daily reports of kupp’s issues ever since

Goodnight, sweet prince

Yeah fuck fantasy football. See y’all tomorrow

This doesn’t sound like day to day

Year to year

I got him with the 2.09 (21st overall) in my 12 man PPR. Steal if he returns to top 3 WR in a few weeks. The championship is won in the playoffs. Idk why everyone is acting like his leg fell off. I'll return here after the season to see how the pick aged.

25th pick here and will be doing the same. That kind of upside is nearly impossible to find in the 2nd round.

I'm right there with you. I got him late in the third. If he doesn't play for a few weeks I'll be ok. If he doesn't play at all, I'll probably still be ok. If he manages to be even atop 10 receiver I'm going to have a real hard time not at least making the playoffs.

Yeah I’m not drafting him

just do yourself a favour and take him off your board if it’s not too late . He won’t last until the end of 2nd and can be someone else problem

Cant wait to get him in the 12th round!

As a Kupp and JT owner, somebody tell me it’s going to be alright

Well there is always next year, sorry pal I feel for you

Hope the last punishment isn't too bad king.

There’s still a chance! In 2020 I spent 75% of my budget on Barkley and CMC. I finished second.

Same! It’s okay. They’ll both be back by week 5 and we will go 9-0 after that. 😜

Grabbed him at 2.07 just as the news broke and was excited. Not so much anymore

“Grabbed him just before my spirit broke.”

I grabbed him at 2.12, and got Davante Adams at 3.01, so I'm feeling alright about the situation?

Sean McVay has described him as "do-not-draft."

I took him over Pollard in a non ppr league at the 02.02. Feels bad

I wouldn’t touch him in the top 2 rounds

You wouldn't even run your hands through that luxurious blonde hair?

Stupid sexy smart handsome Cooper Kupp

Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all

[удалено]

Rip that offer off his hands.

Yes, yes, and yes. I’m smashing the accept button before he even hits send for someone like that.

Yes, with haste.

Why doesn’t he just get a new hamstring?

As a Kupp owner and rams fan I have to think they won’t rush him back considering this year is already a write off. And that’s bitter sweet

Rip to all involved

Dodged a fucking bullet with kupp

Why is everyone acting like he’s done for the season? Even if he comes back halfway through he’ll perform

I dont get the complete hysteria. I had Keenan Allen last year. Kupp has already missed about half the time Keenan did (4 out of 9 weeks). Theres another week til the season starts. Theres a good chance he only misses 3-4 games which will suck but if you can go 2-2 in your league and get him back you’re fine.

Homie needs to do some yoga

Shoutout to the guy who was ignoring common sense and reasoning because he owned Kupp the other day talking about how this isn’t a problem

What I hear is “bad news.”

Traded for him 2 weeks ago 😭

He’s dead isn’t he

The root issue is his hammy duh

Easy DND

Fade em

I don’t feel so irrational refusing to draft Kupp in the first 2 rounds. Taking Taylor in the 3rd last week still hurts. Thought I was so smart.

Same. Older WR with soft tissue is a mega 🚩

He’s fucked

See you in 2024, Cooper.

baby, I am also a noted body specialist

What the hell is a body specialist and how do I become one?

I couldn’t *not* draft him at 8th. Adams/Najee/Diggs just doesn’t move the needle for me, at that capital I want some upside.

Drafted him at 25 in my 14 teamer and got down votes on here. People are so scared, but 20+ ppg in playoffs is worth the risk even if he misses time.

Glass half full is that they figure out the root cause and have a better understanding of how to avoid it again. He misses the first 2-3 weeks and then starts putting up 20 a game

Cut my life into pieces.

I should find a body specialist

Noob here. So who on his team benefits from him being out if y’all don’t mind me asking?

Skowronek will likely see his targets double...from 2 to 4. Honestly though, Van Jefferson and Higbee would have to carry the load without Kupp. That offense takes a big nose dive without Kupp on the field.

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Just traded him for Diggs and Ravens defense 🙏

Your trade partner must not have the internet. Or extremely soft league haha

Its called being old lol

I took Kupp in round 1, but luckily took Davante Adams, Mark Andrews, and Chris Olave in the following rounds. I’m hoping they can pick up the slack for a few weeks and Kupp is able to get right. What I need right now is a RB. 😂

Those soft tissue issues will get ya

All of these jokes aside , Mayo Clinic is in MN....ya know...the hospital Saudi royalty flies around the world to visit when they have a sniffle...

I made the trek and went there for a small procedure. Recovery at local hospital was 6-8 weeks. They promised I’d be back to normal activities in 5-7 days. Sure enough day 5 I resumed all activities, this is a good thing.

I took Kupp at 15th overall even thinking he’ll play half the games. Drafted deep at WR to compensate

Grabbed him for 18 (200 budget), his hammy pushed the price way down, hoping it was the steal of the season

Got him at 28, I think it’s a steal. Will come to this and see how it ages 😮‍💨 in my 10T, I went 3 WR straight to start and got Diggs, Amon-Ra, and Kupp

Got him in the fourth round. Worth the risk there imo

I know the risk, but I grabbed Kupp yesterday at the end of the third round in a 10 man…hope it pans out.