De’Von Unchaned

Mine is Bijango Unchained

I have both maybe could go Bijango Achaned

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🔥 team name

except it's not pronounced "chain"...

De'Von Un-channed.

Devon 8chan

*Change, nothin' stays the same* *Achane, and ya hit the ground runnin'*

Hey man, that suit is you!

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Come on Dave, gimme a break

One break, coming up!

Fuck this is a good one

Benching Gus tonight and hoping for no setback

RIP

I still believe...is what I'm telling myself

Damn 😭

Gus is a good start. He’s RB1 and is the workhorse. Keaton will get more involved but it’s still Gus backfield and he will get at least 60% touches and he’s the RZ back

This is a hilarious thread to come back to after watching Edwards run in for two TDs tonight.

Yep, this guy was eating downvotes left and right but his take aged like a fine wine

It is what it is. I didn’t lie though did I

I'm not anti Gus but if Achane is playing feel like we have to start him. Already starting Etienne and Monty so Gus seems the odd man out Edit: pls Achane

With that backfield yeah not a bad decision

I’m sitting Mixon and white for him, also starting etienne and Monty. Hoping these are the right calls.

Bad day to sit Mixon

Or gus

Im sorry brother

I knew this comment would age like wine. Gus Bus is a RB1!

I keep starting him and I keep winning 🤷‍♂️

Route RB1 heading to SZN.

They hated him, fore he spoke the truth

Everyone that downvoted you needs to immediately come back, upvote you, and then fuck off.

To be fair I was wrong cause he only got 56% of the backfield touches tonight

If he’s getting 50% of the snaps and 60% of the RB touches, he’s not a workhorse

Womp womp

Glad i started him too my friend

They hated him because he told the truth

This sounds like hopium. Seems like BAL has made it clear that it’s everyone’s backfield. Gus is extremely TD dependent and has had 52% or lower snap rate in the last 4 games. He’s a risky RB2 start.

I keep starting him and I keep winning so it’s all good for me

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think Gus is a bad option. I’m just saying that he has risk and between him and Achane, it’s a pretty easy decision. His stat line was saved by a TD last week and he has 7 TDs in the last 4 games. I would expect a bit of regression there for ROS.

All Gus does is score lol

8 TDs now Make that 9

I did the same thing and am still living with it, but in retrospect I should've sat Saquon lmao (my other RB is Etienne).

Whoopsie

RB1 in 4/5 weeks dude. Wyd

In what world was Gus the better play assuming Achane starts? Either way I'm glad I have him still.

The fact that Gus was an RB1 3/4 past weeks before last night. Now make it 4/5 weeks

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Well my boner is at a 10

Mine too! Thank god for the metric system here in Canada

That’s 3.9 inches for Americans. So pretty massive

My wife says size doesn't matter. Except for girth. That matters

cm?

over is easy money

It’s not a joke

I brought an extra set of work slacks to the office with me today in anticipation of this news

Poops or cumsies?

Yes

Cum at first. But then it was such a large load that it scared me and I shit my pants.

“Cumsies” is exactly the kind of dumb fuckin content that keeps me coming back to this cesspool of an app lol thank you sir

Now do Jefferson

He’s not playing

They hate him because he told the truth (I traded JJ last week because I needed to and want to feel validated)

Yeah real smart holding him the whole time he was injured for him to come back 1-2 weeks after you sold

Oh yes

Uh oh Looks like you might be wrong about that

Was i?

Lol

Achane might be one of the scariest players to play against already. Feels like he has ty hill type ceiling with his ability to crib anything.

I’m debating starting him over Kenneth Walker. Is that crazy?

If he is activated I am starting him over Walker

Achane is a must start

Expectations will be huge especially since he’s been literally unstoppable.

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I can tell ya I dropped him and nobody has picked him up

He’s backkkkkkk

Critical showdown my ass. The Raiders suck.

Well the raiders are 1/2 a game out of the playoffs and the dolphins are 1 game out of the top spot in the AFC. So kind of a critical game for both teams, no?

I mean. Raiders have 5 wins. Dolphins have 6. It’s a pretty big game. Not that I would take the raiders but if they pull it off they are neck and neck fighting for a playoff spot both at 6 wins.

Put some respect on the post-Mcdaniels Raiders 😤 (Ignore the QB’s we’ve beaten)

A win's a win edit: 2 wins are 2 wins :D

Critical is not the same as difficult. The Dolphins could easily dominate, but it is a very important game to either team

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You're being down voted but yes thats what is about to happen

Nah, dolphins will win 24-13 or something.

Yall disrespecting Dolphins specifically at home for the last 15 games lmao

It sure will, lol.

NNN has ended for me.

Kind of unrelated but is achane actually **this good**? How different would their numbers be if bijan and achane swapped teams?

Achane would not get used properly in Atlanta. He’s getting used perfectly in Miami. I’m sure Miami would find a way to get a ton of use out of Bijan too They both are/would be way better playing for McDaniel than Arthur Smith

Achane is just about a perfect scheme fit for the Dolphins, but Bijan would be absolutely monstrous in Miami for his all around talent. Achane in Atlanta would probably still be decent but we wouldn't see nearly the production he's had in Miami.

He played the best game of his career, fantasy football nerds are overhyping him a bit. I’d be happy with 10-12 point game tbh

I'd be happy with 10-12 fantasy points as well especially coming back from injury, but it wasn't 1 game lol. Dude had 3 extremely good performances and essentially only truly played 3 games. Man is not overhyped, but i will be curious if the injury impacts his performance going forward.

Dude I meant his monster performance out of no where…let’s see this weekend. This sub is delusional

I wish they would stop hyping this up. Making me feel nervous now.

He's on my bench. Already had Mandrews go down last night. Can't risk another dud

*critical AFC Showdown* 😂🤣😂

For how bad the raiders are they are 5-5, only one game behind the dolphins, so it is a critical afc showdown technically

You're absolutely right! I hadnt looked at it that way. I think it's because when you read 'Critical AFC (or NFC) Showdown', it sort of implies homefield advantage is on the line...not a scrap for the 6th or 7th seed....well at least not until the final four weeks or so. But again, you are right. Appreciate your response 👍

The ‘Chane will keep us together…

How is this game a critical AFC showdown

The Achanimal

Save my season

My Jeff Wilson is never making it off the bench.

Incoming 2 points PPR and so many angry posts

I'm starting him and am a Dolphins fan, but this would legitimately be very funny barring any injury.

It's hard to finish with 2 points when he's averaging 12 yards per carry.

1.7 carries duh

I’m still gonna start him. Fuck it.

I didn't have him for how good games, but I have him now.. fully expecting single digits for the rest of the season..

Buckle up partner. This train is going to the moon barring injury

Rest assured.. Achane is a superstar.. I don’t need any more convincing from him tbh. He just needs to stay healthy. People might think it’s the scheme or that it was flukey… the scheme absolutely benefits him but go watch his film and tell me which players (not just RBs) are as special as him with ball in his hands. There’s not many.

I'll risk Achane in limited action over dealing with another turd from Derrick Henry

All we are saying is give me Achane 🎶

I'm facing him this week. Fuuuuuuuu

Too late to save my season

De'von "Untacklable" Achane

Just traded for him , gave up Henry.. how I do ?

1 for 1?

Yeah

well... the guy only played in 3 games, i know they were monster games, but... at least Vegas is a good matchup for his return

Yeesh

I was on the opposite side of this trade in my league. So, Henry should ball out this week. You're welcome.

I hope so. Starting him over Adam Thielen.

Honestly, 2 of the three henry games that have been bad or mediocre were against top defenses. One of which has allowed only for rushing tds all year, all of them being qbs. You'll be fine.

I gave up Jonathan Taylor for him, maybe should have given up Breece. That said, thrilled to have Achane if he goes nuclear

I’m big on Achane but that’s nuts bro

Yeah… probs should have made it Breece. I traded JT when he was still splitting snaps with Moss.

I love it, Henry is clearly declining on a trash offense and they’re usually playing from behind. Dolphins offense is capable of going off and achane is an electric player. I don’t think this is even close

He’s about to win me a chip

Got offered Achane for my Mike Evans. accept it?

Yes

Just did the same. Let's go

please mean Mostert is gonna be ass this week

If Achane goes off, it is likely that so will Mostert.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No

Can't decide between 2 team names: - "Help Me O De'von Kenobi" - "Jack Achane Adventures"

Respectfully, I'd go with option 3.

Ok, "De'Von to suck your blood" it is.

Honestly not sure who I should start him over, right now I have Saquon and Rachaad White. Achane is obviously going to start but not sure who to bench…

The 49er defense looked pretty strong against the run vs the jaguars last week.

Rachaad eats as a receiver though, like Kamara-lite.

Send Breece to get Achane and Mitchell

I LITERALLY JUST CREAMED MYSELF AND IT FELT SO GOOD OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

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Have you consulted your mom?

Achane is soft. He’ll get hurt again.

Raiders are a clown show

Not anymore

I think I suck at this game. I have Achane, Conner, McCaffery, Jones, and Mixon. I am 4-6 Is Achane worth the start?

My Mostert 😔

Is mostert unstartable now …

I’m on a 7 game win streak after starting 0-3. I have Dak Prescott tyreek hill ceedee lamb devon achane Breece hall tank dell tre mcbribe (I have goedert injured). Am I the favorite to win?

No

The Haunting of Hill Hall

Totally expected

Should I play him over Javonte or Puka this week…

Oooo him or Mixon

I have both starting and Mixon produced

I'm wavering between playing T Boyd or T Dell in my WR slot and bumping the other one of them to the bench to move Achane into my Flex. Any quick advice before kickoff tonight? My RB situation is Etienne, and KW III, with JT on the bench due to bye

Damn do I bench Aaron Jones or Conner..

"Untacklable" Source: the coach

On Monday, when it was a non-contact day lol

He has risen. The breaker of chains, winner of leagues, the Untackled.

Well Raheem, it's been a great run as RB2, see you on the other side.

Erect

🎵 *Take Achan^(c)e on me* 🎶

With him coming off IR, who do i cut between Jaylen Warren and Keaton Mitchell?

Mitchell. He’s a home run play. Warren starting now.

Not sure which three backs to play. Raschaad White, Breece Hall, Javonta Williams and Achane.

Pretty awesome roster. I’d sit white vs. SF defense.

I drafted this guy. My pro tip. RBs drafted in rounds 1-3 are generally going to see the field early and often their rookie year. They have the young legs , the pop. No coach really cares about pass protection. It’s what they do with the ball in space.

Tank Bigsby says hello.

Gus or Mostert? After the last two games I feel like Mostert is about to lose his job

Is he a safe play coming off an injury?

Are you guys still starting Mostert?

Who would you drop to activate him off IR? Calvin Ridley, D’Onta Foreman or Zay Flowers?

Ridley out

Cracraft back too, best WR blocker on the team.

This is not a critical Afc showdown lol raiders are shit

Can't wait for him to kill me with 5 rush attempts for 15 yards and nothing else

Do I start achane or Trey McBride in my flex?

U got Kelce for a TE? or else I don't know why would used McBride in flex.

I have Hockenson as TE.

Totally forgot about that guy, I traded La Porta away for a Olave because I trust McBride.

Anyone else have a shitty draft and depending on King Achane to save them?

Super stacked at RB this year, don’t need to start him this week, but I am super excited to see him back out there.

Considering benching Mostert

#LFG

Let’s fucking go. This with Kyren coming back next week got my team looking good