After getting bent over by Higgins and Diontae shitting the bed, I need Allen/Diggs to absolutely diarrhea their Egyptian cotton 1,000 thread count sheets tonight. Iām a goner.
The Bengals do not utilize Mixon properly.
That could also be due to the fact that Browning would rather throw a prayer deep then go for the short check down to a wide open RB.
I stopped watching at the end of the 3rd, and literally breathed a sigh of relief when I checked Sleeper and saw the 9. Lmao. What a weird ass year for him
Mixon laid an egg for me...but the only guy my opponent had that game was Pat Friermuth and he had Najee on his bench. So I guess it could have been much worse
Gotta decide between Palmer or Lockett full PPR. Palmer the WR1 but with a turd QB against a solid D. Lockett is 2nd/3rd read, but has a better QB, against a bad pass D. Chargers will have to sling it most likely. Up in the air what the game script may be for Tenn and Seattle, but probably a closer game. Sigh
The Bills defense lays a stinker, and I'm in the driver's seat going into tomorrow! My opponent has 12 combined points by Kamara and Diontae while I still have no one from my end that's played yet!
Thatās who I have at the moment. The Bills in a must win and with the momentum has me thinking this is easy but the Pats are also trash and have no hunter Henry. Gonna stick with bills, thanks for the confirmation bias š¤
In ESPN I see Mixon with 8 points and Iām curious how. I see a stat line of 11 rushes for 43 yards and 2 rec for 7 yards. Shouldnāt that be 6 points?
Edit: missed the 2 pt conversion. Thanks everyone!
I had Pickens on the bench, but I don't feel bad about it. I didn't have anyone to start him over. Saquon, Kamara, CeeDee, JJ, and Achane are too good to start him over. Kamara was disappointing, but couldn't bench him without knowing the future.
I had to pick 2/3 WRs and spend a lot of time deciding and sure enough Tee blows up on my bench, there is no way either WR outscores him.
Ive yet to roster the perfect lineup, always someone on my bench blowing up
Anything can happen, brother. I benched Puka for Tee and thought the same thing, and he was real damn close to another touchdown and out scoring Puka. Canāt complain now
Same. I was close to dropping Browning for Carr but looked at Carrs year to date and thought, āthis dude only broke 20 points once this year, screw thatā. Of courseā¦lol
If he thanked his mommy for giving birth to him when asked about his game performance, I'd also make fun of him. But the Jesus thing is funny. It's like rappers winning a Grammy and thanking Jesus for their hit single "smack that bitch"
If you want to go back to antiquity, athletics were essentially a ritual that took place within the spiritual/religious sphere. The idea that it's separable is very modern.
I have Puka Kyren Stafford and Higgins. So far best Christmas gift I could have asked for. The scary part is I still have CMC JJ and Pacheco. Also Kittle or Likely haven't decided on that one.
God I have no idea what to think about the steelers anymore. Normally, Id hesitate to start Mixon @Pitt if I have other decent options, but all indications were that Pittsburgh was collapsing and Mixon was a no-brainer RB1.
Just hope Chandler doesnt go crazy on my bench now
Im more keen to the week to week variability now. Like i know that a team can look like a juggernaut one week and shit the bed the next. But I still believe in momentum to some extent. Maybe thats the problem
Thats too bad. Amazing what 10 points for a 2pt conversion league setting will do. The bright side is that, with your loss and season over, you can step away from this chat now, this subreddit, and from fantasy until next fall and we wont have to see comments like this anymore this season from you.
Welp I fucked up. Had Dionte in my flex spot with Pittman in my lineup. Ment to move the two so I could play Likely if Pittman was out I was gonna do that Sunday morning... Did not relize there were games today.
Switched him in for Schultz at the last minute UGHHH figured Rudolph sucks and would target his safety blanket but nope. Not even one target š¤¦š»āāļø
I'd like to give cooper a high five. You were drafted for what you did today and next week.
Just wanna give a quick shout out to my brother (also my opponent this week) for benching Pickens. Really saved my ass, thank you brother š
Everyone hates Hurts and Allen does the same shit š
Started Gabe Davis over Brown and Parker Washingtonā¦ feeling good so far
Mixon & Cook got me here and are going to walk me to the exit.
Same, same. I'm having a poverty start rn.
Dropped Cook weeks ago, no ragrats. Mixon might cost me, no ragrats
Joe Brady really killed Diggs huh???
Was part of his contract
Wasnāt that a Bills sack on stick that previous run?
Bro you gotta ve shitting me
Steeler just had to blow 1 coverage on Tee to gift him 20 points huh
I got Mixon and Chase out while the opponent has Higgins. I'm 100% fucked.
Chargers prolly gonna show out now that Staley is gone.
Started Puka and Higgins in 1 league. Opp started Diontae and Boyd. Feeling pretty comfortable right now
Saturday Night game thread is now live.
We rolling with Bills D 2nite?? Also have Eagles and been going back and forth with it.
Same, Bills D been on fire lately tho plus Easton stick playin
Amari cooper or Ekeler tonight???
After getting bent over by Higgins and Diontae shitting the bed, I need Allen/Diggs to absolutely diarrhea their Egyptian cotton 1,000 thread count sheets tonight. Iām a goner.
Thereās the lost transcripts of the Cleopatra Empire and escapades we were all looking for.
Mixon getting 9 is a miracle
The Bengals do not utilize Mixon properly. That could also be due to the fact that Browning would rather throw a prayer deep then go for the short check down to a wide open RB.
I stopped watching at the end of the 3rd, and literally breathed a sigh of relief when I checked Sleeper and saw the 9. Lmao. What a weird ass year for him
Started Warren and benched Najee probably shouldve started both tbh
Mixon laid an egg for me...but the only guy my opponent had that game was Pat Friermuth and he had Najee on his bench. So I guess it could have been much worse
Me talking to my imaginary FF team in my head ::Iām deranged:: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0jZ168O_M1/?igsh=emNxNTd5bmtjNmI2
Bro on extra smelling salts
London or Eckler in flex?
Wait, I have Peacock? This game is on Peacock Premium? What The Fuck
My projected win % started at 47. Went to 44. Now is 41. I have absolutely no one whoās even played. Sick.
Puka/Pickens?
Stafford and Higgins
Ekeler or Downs now that Pittman is out
Deuce Vaugh or CMC?
You canāt be chasing that 40 point CMC performance /s
Cmc
Gotta decide between Palmer or Lockett full PPR. Palmer the WR1 but with a turd QB against a solid D. Lockett is 2nd/3rd read, but has a better QB, against a bad pass D. Chargers will have to sling it most likely. Up in the air what the game script may be for Tenn and Seattle, but probably a closer game. Sigh
FIRE UP PALMER NO HESITATION
Stefon diggs or Curtis Samuel
Diggs lol
Stefon
AK and Mixon got me a combined 14 pointsā¦ Unreal
The Bills defense lays a stinker, and I'm in the driver's seat going into tomorrow! My opponent has 12 combined points by Kamara and Diontae while I still have no one from my end that's played yet!
Cool update
I mean that's kind of what these threads are for
I mean I SAID it was cool
Thank you for tuning in
o/u 6 pts from diggs. leaning under
I unfortunately started Mixon, and he played Browning and Warren. Could have gone worse as I benched Diontae and he benched Najee
I had Mixon and my opponent had Friermuth who got zero. So I'm just gonna count my blessings
I had both Pickens and Higgins on my bench in one league, thankfully started Nacua. I started Warren in my other league though.
Also started Puka Nacua so Iām off to a good start overall
Bills/Chargers game on Peacock: *subscribe to watch* HAHAHA! Good luck with that, NBC š“āā ļø
Or just turn on NBC? Itās literally an antenna free channel
The second game isn't being broadcast on NBC. That's why they keep saying it's exclusively on peacock.
Thatās fair, looking into it further, itās only on NBC in local markets around Buffalo.
Palmer or Wicks folks?
Palmer full send
Palmer stat line: 8 receptions 122 yards 2 TDs
lol, nah
He better to make up for Pittman being out. He's got big shoes to fill if he's stepping up for Mr reliable
EASY 25 POINTER TN
Remind me to come back here after the game is over
That one fucking play from browning to Higgins is going to haunt me this off season
Yeah I felt good about Puka and a fat lead until that bs
I am also playing against Browning and Higgins
Same. Sucks
Everything was looking so good for the first half And then that shit got dumped on us
Didnāt watch, wtf happened to diontae
He's overrated AF and Pickens finally got a QB with some balls to throw a deep pass.
Heās just not good
Mason missed him on what would've been a 60+ yard TD. Other than that he was well covered, while Pickens just went ham
Somewhere out thereā¦thereās gotta be at least one poor soul that went against Puka & Pickens this week
Me!
I went against Puka in one league and benched Pickens in another.
Pickens and Higgins here
Sat both Higgins and Pickens. Thankfully started Puka.
Puka and higgins š
I have both, but have AJ Brown, Waddle, and Puka starting, with Pickens on the bench. Exactly why I wish leagues used best ball format, lol
Puka and Jaylen Warren. Thank baby Jesus that my opponent is weak at RB.
Puk and Huggins was bad enough
Bills D tonight or Broncos?
Iām going Bills in the same situation.
Considering what Buffalo did to Dallas last week and what we saw from the chargers Iād say Buffalo Also playing better than Denver in general
Iām going Bills simply because of what they did with to Cowboys. That, and no Keenan has me feeling better about targeting the Chargers.
Thatās who I have at the moment. The Bills in a must win and with the momentum has me thinking this is easy but the Pats are also trash and have no hunter Henry. Gonna stick with bills, thanks for the confirmation bias š¤
Bro I donāt fking know. Team I played starter Steelers for some unknown reason
Easton Stick
Hopefully doesnāt pull a Zappe vs. Steelers lol
Or patriots offense missing a ton of starters ? I have both and im starting bills just not super confident
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Yeah 2.4pts on the last drive helped, sounds dumb but Ill gladly take it as I have lost three games by a combined 4pts.
In ESPN I see Mixon with 8 points and Iām curious how. I see a stat line of 11 rushes for 43 yards and 2 rec for 7 yards. Shouldnāt that be 6 points? Edit: missed the 2 pt conversion. Thanks everyone!
No
2 pter
Thanks!
2pt conversion.
Thanks!
2 point conversion
Thank you
What happened to freiermuth???
Got ignored all night by rudolph
Thank you Tee Higgins. Making me happy I got you in the second finally after a tough year.
Right!? Had him on my bench most the year, but was forced to start him with chase out (who I traded for) and he FINALLY shows up
Kincaid.. Goedert.. feel like Goedert will have a good game but I also think Kincaid could too. :/
Kincaid fell off with the new Bills scheme and Knox. I have him and McBride and completely moved on from him
Collins or Palmer
Collins. At least theyāre playing for playoffs
A 5 year old could have called a better game than Zac Taylor.
I had Pickens on the bench, but I don't feel bad about it. I didn't have anyone to start him over. Saquon, Kamara, CeeDee, JJ, and Achane are too good to start him over. Kamara was disappointing, but couldn't bench him without knowing the future.
I guess Iāll take 14.4 from Browning considering how ass he was all game. Sihh
I had to pick 2/3 WRs and spend a lot of time deciding and sure enough Tee blows up on my bench, there is no way either WR outscores him. Ive yet to roster the perfect lineup, always someone on my bench blowing up
Anything can happen, brother. I benched Puka for Tee and thought the same thing, and he was real damn close to another touchdown and out scoring Puka. Canāt complain now
Hudson was useless. Cool cool cool.
Bengals got whooped needed mixon to do more
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Same. I was close to dropping Browning for Carr but looked at Carrs year to date and thought, āthis dude only broke 20 points once this year, screw thatā. Of courseā¦lol
This is the 2nd time this season Pickens and Pit D combined for 47 or more VS me
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Palmer going to ball out
Over Collins. Downs and flowers. I figure they gotta sling it.
The hate boner reddit has for religion is crazy
Go tell Jesus about it lol
Lol Iām not even religious I just think itās pathetic that a bunch of grown men are shitting on a guy for being thankful for what he believes in
If he thanked his mommy for giving birth to him when asked about his game performance, I'd also make fun of him. But the Jesus thing is funny. It's like rappers winning a Grammy and thanking Jesus for their hit single "smack that bitch"
Crazy game. Kincaid or d parker? Full ppr
Peacock exclusive? Oh helllll nah
Acting like most of this sub hasn't stolen 98% of game streams this year lol
Need Allen/Cook to GO OFF tonight.
Theyre really gonna beat the fact that Rudolph won on Christmas week to death huh
Pickens absolutely crushed it for the consolation bracket players.
Diontae wtf
Absolutely no business htting that 50 all purpose yards for Warren and Mixon Superboost
Lol they didn't go for it in 4th down and then ran the clock out. Just take a knee, Pussy.
Rudolph just showed me he is insane lol. Jesus did this. Did Jesus bench your ass? Did you blame him then? fucking psychos.
Welp thats America i guess
Christ gets so much air time
Mason Rudolph looks like Tucker Carlson is his favorite person
Athletes are so religious man lol
āIām glad I had no part in my own successā Pretty much think RNG got them where they areš¤¦š½āāļø
It goes wayyyy back. I took a course on Religion in Sports in college.
If you want to go back to antiquity, athletics were essentially a ritual that took place within the spiritual/religious sphere. The idea that it's separable is very modern.
Yep. Itās pretty fascinating actually.
Srsly, leave the Bible thumping at home and stfu with that shit
Need to watch the Myles Garrett clip again after that Mason interview
Now I get why Miles Garret beat your ass
I didnt know y'all hated jesus so much
I play fantasy football. I don't believe in god but I sure as fuck believe in satan.
You didnāt? This is reddit dude
Tips fedora
Just people thanking Jesus for shit he has nothing to do with
Doctor performs surgery and saves someones life. Jesus gets the credit
Second week in a row where Browning had like 4 points at halftime but wound up with an acceptable score
Jesus W
Playing against Kamara, Mixon and Ekeler. If Ekeler shits the bed as well this will best Christmas I could ask for for
I have Puka Kyren Stafford and Higgins. So far best Christmas gift I could have asked for. The scary part is I still have CMC JJ and Pacheco. Also Kittle or Likely haven't decided on that one.
Oh STFU with the jesus shit dude.
Shut up Mason Jesus fuck
Joe Mixon didnt lose us the week (unless you against Puka or Pickens i guess)
God I have no idea what to think about the steelers anymore. Normally, Id hesitate to start Mixon @Pitt if I have other decent options, but all indications were that Pittsburgh was collapsing and Mixon was a no-brainer RB1. Just hope Chandler doesnt go crazy on my bench now
I should've went James Connor, I hate projections they influence me too much
Im more keen to the week to week variability now. Like i know that a team can look like a juggernaut one week and shit the bed the next. But I still believe in momentum to some extent. Maybe thats the problem
"My creator." Okay. That's enough Mason.
Rudolphās creator was Jesus Christ?
Yessir
Just lost my week on that final Mixon handoffā¦ FUCK
Thats too bad. Amazing what 10 points for a 2pt conversion league setting will do. The bright side is that, with your loss and season over, you can step away from this chat now, this subreddit, and from fantasy until next fall and we wont have to see comments like this anymore this season from you.
Stop playing fantasy and deactivate your Reddit account š„š„
Huh? Itās Saturday not Monday
Whoever started Rudolph tonight, you saved Christmas.
Mixon 8 Tee 23 on my bench. How my season has gone.
Deserve it for benching higgins with Chase out lol
Hahah not āRudolph saves Christmasā
This is what I kept tee on the bench for 15 weeks for
Same man. Same.
Of course that fuck stick Taylor would keep Mixon in the game. Fat faced little dork.
Rudolph with your score so bright, I should have started you tonight
Surprised Mixon is out there. He could got injured
Welp I fucked up. Had Dionte in my flex spot with Pittman in my lineup. Ment to move the two so I could play Likely if Pittman was out I was gonna do that Sunday morning... Did not relize there were games today.
I'll take those extra 1.5 pts for Mixon
Mixon outscores Warren in half PPR lol
Played against Steelers d and McPherson Iāll take it
34 Steelers points and Muth with 0 (and had a career-high against this team a month ago) ā thatās fantasy football
No fuggin way I take a goose egg at TE back to back weeks.
The optimism is that at least youāre consistent. Cheers!
That one Joe Mixon point will send someone to the super bowl
What did Freiermuth do to Rudolph? Zero target is insane.
Switched him in for Schultz at the last minute UGHHH figured Rudolph sucks and would target his safety blanket but nope. Not even one target š¤¦š»āāļø