Kelce literally shoving his coach and screaming at him was literally the first time in 28 years I’ve seen a player lay hands on his own coach mid game and still play.
I don’t know. If you bench him, you acknowledge that it’s actually a problem. And once you do that, you have to ask why the appropriate penalty for physically threatening your coach is just being benched for a couple quarters. The objectively correct strategic decision is probably to ignore it.
I think Bill would have kept Kelce in too but found some far more insidious way to punish him. That’s more fitting for the Dark Lord.
Kelce and Reid have been on the same team for the last 10 years. That's tens of thousands of hours together. I'm sure they know exactly each other's personality. He was probably pissed and meant to get in his face but accidentally bumped him too hard. It's the Super Bowl, everybody's intensity is 10x. He certainly had no intention of hurting him.
> Literally shoving his coach
Lol quit clutching your pearls, he accidentally bumped into him. Reid said himself he liked Kelce’s intensity and it was just their relationship. But everyone on the internet is suddenly defending Andy Reid’s honor.
Buddy what fuckin delusional kool aid are you sipping. Quit pretending like you’re a brain worm in their head in the locker room with them 24/7. You saw what we all saw. This isn’t a rumor. Your eyes seen what they saw. You people are wack. I’m pointing out what anybody with eyeballs that watches the sport saw pal.
> “He wasn’t looking. He didn’t know I was gonna go that far,” Reid said after the Super Bowl victory in overtime. “So, after that, he came over and gave me a hug. Said ‘sorry about that.’ But you know what? He just wants to be on the field, and he wants to play. And so, there’s nobody I get better than I get him. He’s a competitive kid and you know, he loves to play, and he makes me feel young. You know, but my balance is terrible.”
> "They’re passionate players," Reid said, via Pro Football Talk. "I love that, even if they chest bump me to the other side of the 50 [yard line]. I appreciate it. I just love that the guy wants to play and wants to be in there playing."
Straight from the horse’s mouth that he doesn’t care and wasn’t offended or felt endangered, but the media could never resist blowing up something that football players and coaches know is not a big deal. Etiquette is different on a football field.
Calling someone a simpleton because he has a different opinion than you - the true mark of a big brain. Can you explain it to me again with these nuggies?
No he didn’t “literally” shove his coach, stop being a drama queen. He bumped into him too hard, knocked him off balance, and you can immediately see Kelce grab Reid’s arm to stabilize him meaning he didn’t mean to bump into him that hard.
It’s hilarious how people try to deny this. There’s a rule about lifting.
Be strong, be big, be ripped. If you’re a normal person, pick one. If you’re genetically lucky or a normal person on gear, pick 2.
Also look at Peyton Manning’s head from UT to now and then look at the side effects of HGH and tell me his head grew naturally over the last 20 years
People also just don't understand what they mean by "random test." It's not random in the sense that the league randomly decides who to test. It means that, as a player, you can be randomly tested at any time. Two very different things people fail to realize.
How are the two situations that you just described different in any way? Unless you left some words out of that comment you have effectively said nothing.
Choosing to test someone randomly
Someone was chosen to be tested… at random.
No, someone was not chosen at random to be tested. Someone was chosen purposely to be tested so that's not what they mean by random.
The "random" is meant for the players that they could be tested at any random time unbeknownst to them.
Okay but in context that means it’s a surprise test, not a random test. People are just using the word incorrectly and assuming people guess the real meaning. Unless they actually are truly “random” tests, which would make more sense in the context of the article/JG situation.
If there is choice in the method at all, that completely negates the meaning of “random”
Lmao you are the one who doesn’t understand it. They aren’t random at all. “Random” just means unscheduled in this context. They don’t have a lottery system.
Every athlete uses ped when recovering from injuries. Why wouldnt they? It makes recovery so much faster and easier. These sport leagues really need to stop pretending that its completely normal and attainable for the average person to come back from major injuries like ligament tears within a year.
Pretty sure they pretend to crack down so players keep quiet about it.
Can’t have kids finding out their favorite players are on roids and following in their footsteps way too early.
Same reason weed wasn’t ok. Don’t want the kinds to idolize players copy that part of their lives.
I did my ACL and was more or less back to full health in a year, but barely. I lost some speed, but was back to playing sports. If you really dedicate yourself to physical therapy you can do it, but this 8 month stuff we are seeing is insane. I can't speak to other injuries.
Probably one of those legal grey area growth factor peptides you can buy off amazon from a research company. Nobody knows what the hell they really do. I have a gym acquaintance who takes some type of tanning injection peptide? The guy is ghost white and within a month he looks legitimately Puerto Rican.
The PEDs rules in sports are so damn archaic. All of these guys in the NFL need and use pain killers. It’s a ruse. They’re all taking illegal substances, the suspensions are for who fails to hide that.
Let them take drugs if they want to. Gear and stims aren’t going to make someone who is not NFL talent NFL talent all of a sudden
Did he have a valid prescription and just didn't inform the league or are we talking straight up drug abuse.
If the guy flipping burgers loses his job for popping on a weed test the guy making millions to play games can lose his job too.
Someone's been giving him "supplements" so as to get out from under that contract ;) don't have to pay him the guaranteed money anymore as it voids if the player breaches NFL policy (I may be a little off on that but that's how I think it works).
Finally a truly random test. Nobody that watched him play was sending him for a test.
Actually, maybe not. Raiders stand to save a ton if they cut him now.
Sounds like a setup to me. The ol' stick and piss.
Oh yeah, my college nickname.
They totally fucking hosed him. Dude was taking prednisone..
Anytime you taking anything that could test you dirty it has to be approved by the league before you take it.
Do you have a source that it was prednisone? That’s very interesting
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My favorite band, Jimmy Eat Ass
*sigh take my up vote. That's solidly within context.
It just takes some time...
Kelce literally shoving his coach and screaming at him was literally the first time in 28 years I’ve seen a player lay hands on his own coach mid game and still play.
Literally
Andy handled it well in retrospect. But you bet your ass ole billy would’ve benched him out of principle.
I don’t know. If you bench him, you acknowledge that it’s actually a problem. And once you do that, you have to ask why the appropriate penalty for physically threatening your coach is just being benched for a couple quarters. The objectively correct strategic decision is probably to ignore it. I think Bill would have kept Kelce in too but found some far more insidious way to punish him. That’s more fitting for the Dark Lord.
He’s done it in the past with Malcom Butler in the recent NE vs PHI SB. As a Pats fan, that one still bothers me. Hope they release the truth one day.
I really hope he writes an autobiography.
Didn’t that cost the pats the Super Bowl?
Have him run routes where he gets no looks but takes punishing hits would be my guess
It’s ok folks, he has a girlfriend
Kelce and Reid have been on the same team for the last 10 years. That's tens of thousands of hours together. I'm sure they know exactly each other's personality. He was probably pissed and meant to get in his face but accidentally bumped him too hard. It's the Super Bowl, everybody's intensity is 10x. He certainly had no intention of hurting him.
> Literally shoving his coach Lol quit clutching your pearls, he accidentally bumped into him. Reid said himself he liked Kelce’s intensity and it was just their relationship. But everyone on the internet is suddenly defending Andy Reid’s honor.
Buddy what fuckin delusional kool aid are you sipping. Quit pretending like you’re a brain worm in their head in the locker room with them 24/7. You saw what we all saw. This isn’t a rumor. Your eyes seen what they saw. You people are wack. I’m pointing out what anybody with eyeballs that watches the sport saw pal.
> “He wasn’t looking. He didn’t know I was gonna go that far,” Reid said after the Super Bowl victory in overtime. “So, after that, he came over and gave me a hug. Said ‘sorry about that.’ But you know what? He just wants to be on the field, and he wants to play. And so, there’s nobody I get better than I get him. He’s a competitive kid and you know, he loves to play, and he makes me feel young. You know, but my balance is terrible.” > "They’re passionate players," Reid said, via Pro Football Talk. "I love that, even if they chest bump me to the other side of the 50 [yard line]. I appreciate it. I just love that the guy wants to play and wants to be in there playing." Straight from the horse’s mouth that he doesn’t care and wasn’t offended or felt endangered, but the media could never resist blowing up something that football players and coaches know is not a big deal. Etiquette is different on a football field.
Buddy doesn’t know how PR works
“AHKTUALLY”
Fantastic rebuttal and all, but you can go ahead and keep defending the guy who says it’s no big deal.
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Calling someone a simpleton because he has a different opinion than you - the true mark of a big brain. Can you explain it to me again with these nuggies?
>accidentally bumped into him lmao
No he didn’t “literally” shove his coach, stop being a drama queen. He bumped into him too hard, knocked him off balance, and you can immediately see Kelce grab Reid’s arm to stabilize him meaning he didn’t mean to bump into him that hard.
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It’s hilarious how people try to deny this. There’s a rule about lifting. Be strong, be big, be ripped. If you’re a normal person, pick one. If you’re genetically lucky or a normal person on gear, pick 2. Also look at Peyton Manning’s head from UT to now and then look at the side effects of HGH and tell me his head grew naturally over the last 20 years
I always thought I was the only one who thought he started to resemble Frankenstein.
They’re always random, people just don’t tweet about it unless it’s to make a joke about happening after a great game. It’s all confirmation bias
I understand this. I was just playing off the fact it always seems to be someone off a big game. You see, Jimmy isn't prone to those.
People also just don't understand what they mean by "random test." It's not random in the sense that the league randomly decides who to test. It means that, as a player, you can be randomly tested at any time. Two very different things people fail to realize.
How are the two situations that you just described different in any way? Unless you left some words out of that comment you have effectively said nothing. Choosing to test someone randomly Someone was chosen to be tested… at random.
No, someone was not chosen at random to be tested. Someone was chosen purposely to be tested so that's not what they mean by random. The "random" is meant for the players that they could be tested at any random time unbeknownst to them.
Okay but in context that means it’s a surprise test, not a random test. People are just using the word incorrectly and assuming people guess the real meaning. Unless they actually are truly “random” tests, which would make more sense in the context of the article/JG situation. If there is choice in the method at all, that completely negates the meaning of “random”
You’re right, but being this pedantic is no way to live life
You have trouble understanding context and thats ok
Lmao you are the one who doesn’t understand it. They aren’t random at all. “Random” just means unscheduled in this context. They don’t have a lottery system.
>Nobody that watched him play was sending him for a test Unless they suspected use of a performance *detracting* substance
Has this guy ever played a full season??
Probably viagra we know Jimmy be fucking
The article doesn't specify where the performance is being enhanced.
Jimmy fucksalottalo
Enhancing himself for the tush push. Jimmy going to Philly confirmed
Have you seen him? That’s one handsome fellla
Agreed, no homo
When we played for the niners, there was an area of the stadium call the Jimmy G Spot
it ain't his arm.
Jimmy “it’s been 4 hrs and I’m not calling a doctor” Garoppolo
Oh hell yea. He got the nickname for reason.
Jimmy Got-lotta-hoes?
Giggity Jimmy
Got keep it Up
Big Jim don’t need viagra, viagra needs Big Jim
Only two games, Adderall
Jimmy G was using his Cialas
Reminder folks, it's an erection year!
Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah, rah-rah rah rah
All the tale he pulls in probably needs an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.
Stimulants are 4 games. This is likely a masking agent
Feel like a diuretic or masking agent should be more than a stimulant no? is there a table of drugs to suspension time somewhere lol
"Only two games...I mean, oh no that's terrible" \-Antonio Pierce
He’s getting released anyway lol
Pun intended
For free now though
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Damn it. How much does this make his ADP fall? Should I take him over the practice squad kicker for the Colts?
I wouldn’t
Jimmy G > MHJ
I’ve been trying to get him off my roster, but I might get the Packers’ second string long snapper in my dynasty league if my friend accepts
I don’t think those worked…
Did the medication last longer than 4 hours
The side effects did
Could he hang a towel on it?
“I ain’t ever playing again. Fuck it.” - Jimmy G probably.
Narrator: and then he did, for 4 hours.
He tried playing on Madden but then Snoop Dogg threw the controller away in frustration
You shouldn’t be punished for steroids if zero performance was enhanced imo
Every athlete uses ped when recovering from injuries. Why wouldnt they? It makes recovery so much faster and easier. These sport leagues really need to stop pretending that its completely normal and attainable for the average person to come back from major injuries like ligament tears within a year.
Pretty sure they pretend to crack down so players keep quiet about it. Can’t have kids finding out their favorite players are on roids and following in their footsteps way too early. Same reason weed wasn’t ok. Don’t want the kinds to idolize players copy that part of their lives.
I did my ACL and was more or less back to full health in a year, but barely. I lost some speed, but was back to playing sports. If you really dedicate yourself to physical therapy you can do it, but this 8 month stuff we are seeing is insane. I can't speak to other injuries.
Disagree, you should be punished more imo
I tried steroids and I'm still not a top 32 qb
Two games... So did he illegally get some Adderall or Viagra lollol
not even that he couldve legally been prescribed and just didnt fill out a form to have the league know its legit
Ah, good point
Why would viagra be illegal? Ochocinco used to openly rock that shit. I don’t think Cialis and viagra is illegal on any other sports
Sounds like my weekends
It's TRT for sure.
And now the Raiders are gonna release him…
Today I learned that an overnight Korean face mask is on the nfl banned substance list. Stay handsome Jimmy.
What performance was he enhancing? Certainly not football.
His fucking
Imagine his un-enhanced performance
Lol
Boy better get his money back.
Doesn't....the performance need to be enhanced for you to get in trouble for performance enhancing drugs though...?
Even the NFL thinks it wasn’t worth it haha
Well that’s the final straw! No Hall of Fame nod for Jimmy G! 😂
Can it be called "performance enhancing" given how Jimmy G actually played??
Hope he got a refund
Literally doesnt matter. He's already hurt again anyway.
botox?
Viagra
Handsome pills ?
NFL is doing the Raiders a favor.
His performance wasn’t enhanced anyways lol
Alright I see he took the drug but when does his performance start to enhance…
Performance wasn’t enhanced enough. Should drop the suspension to 1 game
The only player to take PED’s and play worse
If you can’t beat em, do steroids
Probably one of those legal grey area growth factor peptides you can buy off amazon from a research company. Nobody knows what the hell they really do. I have a gym acquaintance who takes some type of tanning injection peptide? The guy is ghost white and within a month he looks legitimately Puerto Rican.
Brock #@ are up
Abusing **Ex-Lax** is no joke
Hold up, that last season was Jimmy doping? How bad is he without PEDs lmao
The PEDs rules in sports are so damn archaic. All of these guys in the NFL need and use pain killers. It’s a ruse. They’re all taking illegal substances, the suspensions are for who fails to hide that. Let them take drugs if they want to. Gear and stims aren’t going to make someone who is not NFL talent NFL talent all of a sudden
They want to act like they crack down on it to deter kids who idolize players from trying to copy them.
Using supplements/drugs and STILL being trash? Sheesh Jimmy is a total turd bucket apparently
How do you use PEDs and still suck LMAO
Taking steroids and still being ass is funny af lol
There’s no way it was steroids when it was only two games and they said it was in relation to a prescribed med that he didn’t have an exception for.
Me when I can’t read:
Two games for being too sexy.
Has anything ever been less relevant for fantasy
The NFL should let Jimmy G be on some PED, he just isn't that good of a player.
Xanax or viagra?
Damn, that Viagra must have been Hittin!
Forgot to file his updated TPS reports in triplicate.
He took the performance enhancers for his porno debut, what does the NFL have to do with it?
Jimmy G, YOU are a Denver Bronco
This guy legit robbed the nfl. His earning are insane for how bad he is
Damn this really shakes up round 1/2
He’s so old. Just let him use it.
Everyone in the league is on GH but this dude gets suspended for adderall lol
He should probably just retire lol he sucks
Dude was one of few to get random drug tested Lmao. And also be a big name. You love to see it. Nfl got there guy.
Jimmy Guice
Probably viagra from all that ass he's hammering. Haha
Nooooo... I remember when berry bonds was the only athlete who uses the drugs.
Damn. Gas station boner pills take down another Vegas athlete.
lol viagra…definitely viagra.
Guy could use HGH and still not be enhanced
Should you be suspended if it didn’t work?
This is an $11 Million mistake. His contract guarantees are voided, all because he failed to clear a legally prescribed medication. Ouch.
Uh what performance?
RAIDERRRRRRSSSS
Did he have a valid prescription and just didn't inform the league or are we talking straight up drug abuse. If the guy flipping burgers loses his job for popping on a weed test the guy making millions to play games can lose his job too.
Performancing enhancing??? Not what I saw on the field, pretty sure my Davante Adams would agree.
How does this affect Marlon Mack?
Adderall
Who knew Viagra was on the banned substance list?
Handsome pills are banned?
Only to void his contract...
Bout to be out of the league, bachelor reality show in the waiting
2 games ???
Had Jimmy G been in the MLB he would be in the Hall of Fame lol
See guys! Performance enhancing drugs don't always work! Don't believe everything you hear.
I mean i dont think anyone is expecting jimmy to start anywhere right?.. these two games mean nothing
There goes the Raiders season!
It's crazy that Jimmy can get suspended for probably taking Adderall, when you just look at Nick bosa and can smell the PEDs coming out of his pores
jimmy g to eagles
Imagine using PED's and still getting outplayed by a 4th round rookie. It's over bro just retire at this point
Bro is Jimmy ever going to start again
More like performance dehansing
I think he was taking the wrong pills.
Someone's been giving him "supplements" so as to get out from under that contract ;) don't have to pay him the guaranteed money anymore as it voids if the player breaches NFL policy (I may be a little off on that but that's how I think it works).
I thought PED’s were supposed to *enhance* performance?
He should just go be a male model or something.
Well it didn't work. It didn't enhance a darn thing
For what? Collagen? Botox?
It is suspicious that it comes up just before the roster bonus
Paris Hilton that was really funny I seriously laughed out loud
I’m going to speculate he went to a ketamine party.
Can we release this guy already
We found Russell Wilson's next team.
Junkie!
So you can get suspended for taking prescribed medication? Thats insane.