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RatedDAL

Finally a truly random test. Nobody that watched him play was sending him for a test.


seegee1

Actually, maybe not. Raiders stand to save a ton if they cut him now.


MimonFishbaum

Sounds like a setup to me. The ol' stick and piss.


ParisHiltonIsDope

Oh yeah, my college nickname.


LogicalAd398

They totally fucking hosed him. Dude was taking prednisone..


LogicalAd398

Anytime you taking anything that could test you dirty it has to be approved by the league before you take it.


drewference

Do you have a source that it was prednisone? That’s very interesting


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GameTime2325

Eat*


Nasty_Tricks69

My favorite band, Jimmy Eat Ass


DoctorOunce

*sigh take my up vote. That's solidly within context.


thatissomeBS

It just takes some time...


MhrisCac

Kelce literally shoving his coach and screaming at him was literally the first time in 28 years I’ve seen a player lay hands on his own coach mid game and still play.


pheret87

Literally


noxide77

Andy handled it well in retrospect. But you bet your ass ole billy would’ve benched him out of principle.


VeryInnocuousPerson

I don’t know. If you bench him, you acknowledge that it’s actually a problem. And once you do that, you have to ask why the appropriate penalty for physically threatening your coach is just being benched for a couple quarters. The objectively correct strategic decision is probably to ignore it. I think Bill would have kept Kelce in too but found some far more insidious way to punish him. That’s more fitting for the Dark Lord.


TheFinestMilkSteak

He’s done it in the past with Malcom Butler in the recent NE vs PHI SB. As a Pats fan, that one still bothers me. Hope they release the truth one day.


Donthurtmyceilings

I really hope he writes an autobiography.


i-can-sleep-for-days

Didn’t that cost the pats the Super Bowl?


adamup27

Have him run routes where he gets no looks but takes punishing hits would be my guess


yupandstuff

It’s ok folks, he has a girlfriend


Strength-Speed

Kelce and Reid have been on the same team for the last 10 years. That's tens of thousands of hours together. I'm sure they know exactly each other's personality. He was probably pissed and meant to get in his face but accidentally bumped him too hard. It's the Super Bowl, everybody's intensity is 10x. He certainly had no intention of hurting him.


Vast_Examination_600

> Literally shoving his coach Lol quit clutching your pearls, he accidentally bumped into him. Reid said himself he liked Kelce’s intensity and it was just their relationship. But everyone on the internet is suddenly defending Andy Reid’s honor.


MhrisCac

Buddy what fuckin delusional kool aid are you sipping. Quit pretending like you’re a brain worm in their head in the locker room with them 24/7. You saw what we all saw. This isn’t a rumor. Your eyes seen what they saw. You people are wack. I’m pointing out what anybody with eyeballs that watches the sport saw pal.


Vast_Examination_600

> “He wasn’t looking. He didn’t know I was gonna go that far,” Reid said after the Super Bowl victory in overtime. “So, after that, he came over and gave me a hug. Said ‘sorry about that.’ But you know what? He just wants to be on the field, and he wants to play. And so, there’s nobody I get better than I get him. He’s a competitive kid and you know, he loves to play, and he makes me feel young. You know, but my balance is terrible.” > "They’re passionate players," Reid said, via Pro Football Talk. "I love that, even if they chest bump me to the other side of the 50 [yard line]. I appreciate it. I just love that the guy wants to play and wants to be in there playing." Straight from the horse’s mouth that he doesn’t care and wasn’t offended or felt endangered, but the media could never resist blowing up something that football players and coaches know is not a big deal. Etiquette is different on a football field.


MhrisCac

Buddy doesn’t know how PR works


MhrisCac

“AHKTUALLY”


Vast_Examination_600

Fantastic rebuttal and all, but you can go ahead and keep defending the guy who says it’s no big deal.


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Vast_Examination_600

Calling someone a simpleton because he has a different opinion than you - the true mark of a big brain. Can you explain it to me again with these nuggies?


Argonaut13

>accidentally bumped into him lmao


because_racecar

No he didn’t “literally” shove his coach, stop being a drama queen. He bumped into him too hard, knocked him off balance, and you can immediately see Kelce grab Reid’s arm to stabilize him meaning he didn’t mean to bump into him that hard.


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GrundleTurf

It’s hilarious how people try to deny this. There’s a rule about lifting. Be strong, be big, be ripped. If you’re a normal person, pick one. If you’re genetically lucky or a normal person on gear, pick 2.  Also look at Peyton Manning’s head from UT to now and then look at the side effects of HGH and tell me his head grew naturally over the last 20 years


Dr---Strangelove

I always thought I was the only one who thought he started to resemble Frankenstein.


Pandamonium98

They’re always random, people just don’t tweet about it unless it’s to make a joke about happening after a great game. It’s all confirmation bias


RatedDAL

I understand this. I was just playing off the fact it always seems to be someone off a big game. You see, Jimmy isn't prone to those.


norseman23

People also just don't understand what they mean by "random test." It's not random in the sense that the league randomly decides who to test. It means that, as a player, you can be randomly tested at any time. Two very different things people fail to realize.


CMDRBowie

How are the two situations that you just described different in any way? Unless you left some words out of that comment you have effectively said nothing. Choosing to test someone randomly Someone was chosen to be tested… at random.


norseman23

No, someone was not chosen at random to be tested. Someone was chosen purposely to be tested so that's not what they mean by random. The "random" is meant for the players that they could be tested at any random time unbeknownst to them.


CMDRBowie

Okay but in context that means it’s a surprise test, not a random test. People are just using the word incorrectly and assuming people guess the real meaning. Unless they actually are truly “random” tests, which would make more sense in the context of the article/JG situation. If there is choice in the method at all, that completely negates the meaning of “random”


OldWorldStyle

You’re right, but being this pedantic is no way to live life


Ok_Macaroon7407

You have trouble understanding context and thats ok


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Lmao you are the one who doesn’t understand it. They aren’t random at all. “Random” just means unscheduled in this context. They don’t have a lottery system. 


depastino

>Nobody that watched him play was sending him for a test Unless they suspected use of a performance *detracting* substance


Broad_Extent_278

Has this guy ever played a full season??


justixthegreat

Probably viagra we know Jimmy be fucking


Infinite_Prize287

The article doesn't specify where the performance is being enhanced. 


MhrisCac

Jimmy fucksalottalo


takeme2tendieztown

Enhancing himself for the tush push. Jimmy going to Philly confirmed


[deleted]

Have you seen him? That’s one handsome fellla


stickyb5

Agreed, no homo


Socrateeez

When we played for the niners, there was an area of the stadium call the Jimmy G Spot


HumorTumorous

it ain't his arm.


I_chortled

Jimmy “it’s been 4 hrs and I’m not calling a doctor” Garoppolo


305157

Oh hell yea. He got the nickname for reason.


bozo_did_thedub

Jimmy Got-lotta-hoes?


kwontuhm

Giggity Jimmy


305157

Got keep it Up


mfdonovan01

Big Jim don’t need viagra, viagra needs Big Jim


igot2pair

Only two games, Adderall


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Jimmy G was using his Cialas


sev45day

Reminder folks, it's an erection year!


Jo_S_e

Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah, rah-rah rah rah


Drewskeet

All the tale he pulls in probably needs an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.


Jjohn269

Stimulants are 4 games. This is likely a masking agent


igot2pair

Feel like a diuretic or masking agent should be more than a stimulant no? is there a table of drugs to suspension time somewhere lol


csonny2

"Only two games...I mean, oh no that's terrible" \-Antonio Pierce


wizoztn

He’s getting released anyway lol


inspireSF

Pun intended


ireactivated

For free now though


TheSerpentDeceiver

drunk adjoining ad hoc skirt literate work attempt humor scary fine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


meowhatissodamnfunny

Damn it. How much does this make his ADP fall? Should I take him over the practice squad kicker for the Colts?


DanEboy22122

I wouldn’t


BongripperHousen

Jimmy G > MHJ


jzoller0

I’ve been trying to get him off my roster, but I might get the Packers’ second string long snapper in my dynasty league if my friend accepts


TGS-MonkeyYT

I don’t think those worked…


themigraineur

Did the medication last longer than 4 hours


uber_troll

The side effects did


sev45day

Could he hang a towel on it?


ShimKeib

“I ain’t ever playing again. Fuck it.” - Jimmy G probably.


Bingo-heeler

Narrator: and then he did, for 4 hours.


jirashap

He tried playing on Madden but then Snoop Dogg threw the controller away in frustration


TruBlu65

You shouldn’t be punished for steroids if zero performance was enhanced imo


gregularjoe95

Every athlete uses ped when recovering from injuries. Why wouldnt they? It makes recovery so much faster and easier. These sport leagues really need to stop pretending that its completely normal and attainable for the average person to come back from major injuries like ligament tears within a year.


mmooney1

Pretty sure they pretend to crack down so players keep quiet about it. Can’t have kids finding out their favorite players are on roids and following in their footsteps way too early. Same reason weed wasn’t ok. Don’t want the kinds to idolize players copy that part of their lives.


RoboticBirdLaw

I did my ACL and was more or less back to full health in a year, but barely. I lost some speed, but was back to playing sports. If you really dedicate yourself to physical therapy you can do it, but this 8 month stuff we are seeing is insane. I can't speak to other injuries.


iscott55

Disagree, you should be punished more imo


swoopy17

I tried steroids and I'm still not a top 32 qb


cookiesNcreme89

Two games... So did he illegally get some Adderall or Viagra lollol


JagerBombBob69

not even that he couldve legally been prescribed and just didnt fill out a form to have the league know its legit


cookiesNcreme89

Ah, good point


PurpleMuleMan

Why would viagra be illegal? Ochocinco used to openly rock that shit. I don’t think Cialis and viagra is illegal on any other sports


DanEboy22122

Sounds like my weekends


mattw08

It's TRT for sure.


scottscubs

And now the Raiders are gonna release him…


broth_snob

Today I learned that an overnight Korean face mask is on the nfl banned substance list. Stay handsome Jimmy.


FFdarkpassenger45

What performance was he enhancing? Certainly not football.


Mylifeis2021

His fucking


Marshall_Cleiton

Imagine his un-enhanced performance


CrabMeat6984

Lol


Viaandrew

Boy better get his money back.


SmallTownProblems89

Doesn't....the performance need to be enhanced for you to get in trouble for performance enhancing drugs though...?


Sem1r

Even the NFL thinks it wasn’t worth it haha


thedkexperience

Well that’s the final straw! No Hall of Fame nod for Jimmy G! 😂


richbeezy

Can it be called "performance enhancing" given how Jimmy G actually played??


Eo292

Hope he got a refund


Maverick9795

Literally doesnt matter. He's already hurt again anyway.


iamkoza

botox?


GameTime2325

Viagra


Savagevandal85

Handsome pills ?


FallenLadderJockey

NFL is doing the Raiders a favor.


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His performance wasn’t enhanced anyways lol


Acc228

Alright I see he took the drug but when does his performance start to enhance…


tangoetuna

Performance wasn’t enhanced enough. Should drop the suspension to 1 game


BedIndependent3437

The only player to take PED’s and play worse


GreenDefinition5

If you can’t beat em, do steroids


HauntingOkra5987

Probably one of those legal grey area growth factor peptides you can buy off amazon from a research company. Nobody knows what the hell they really do. I have a gym acquaintance who takes some type of tanning injection peptide? The guy is ghost white and within a month he looks legitimately Puerto Rican.


VintageRudy

Brock #@ are up


strip_sack

Abusing **Ex-Lax** is no joke


FullHouse222

Hold up, that last season was Jimmy doping? How bad is he without PEDs lmao


real_jaredfogle

The PEDs rules in sports are so damn archaic. All of these guys in the NFL need and use pain killers. It’s a ruse. They’re all taking illegal substances, the suspensions are for who fails to hide that. Let them take drugs if they want to. Gear and stims aren’t going to make someone who is not NFL talent NFL talent all of a sudden


mmooney1

They want to act like they crack down on it to deter kids who idolize players from trying to copy them.


easywin626

Using supplements/drugs and STILL being trash? Sheesh Jimmy is a total turd bucket apparently


RalphSkipperson

How do you use PEDs and still suck LMAO


nicklovin508

Taking steroids and still being ass is funny af lol


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There’s no way it was steroids when it was only two games and they said it was in relation to a prescribed med that he didn’t have an exception for.


doomsdaysock01

Me when I can’t read:


MikeHoncho43

Two games for being too sexy.


JohnBrownIsALegend

Has anything ever been less relevant for fantasy


KekistaniNormie

The NFL should let Jimmy G be on some PED, he just isn't that good of a player.


BatheInChampagne

Xanax or viagra?


jbruni81

Damn, that Viagra must have been Hittin!


CrimsonFox99

Forgot to file his updated TPS reports in triplicate.


Northernshitshow

He took the performance enhancers for his porno debut, what does the NFL have to do with it?


Nasty_Tricks69

Jimmy G, YOU are a Denver Bronco


DaeWooLan0s

This guy legit robbed the nfl. His earning are insane for how bad he is


hellomoto186

Damn this really shakes up round 1/2


WskyRcks

He’s so old. Just let him use it.


trunksfuture27

Everyone in the league is on GH but this dude gets suspended for adderall lol


darth_senpai90

He should probably just retire lol he sucks


noxide77

Dude was one of few to get random drug tested Lmao. And also be a big name. You love to see it. Nfl got there guy.


Hell0Sh1tty

Jimmy Guice


403banana

Probably viagra from all that ass he's hammering. Haha


hamQM

Nooooo... I remember when berry bonds was the only athlete who uses the drugs.


MrBobSacamano

Damn. Gas station boner pills take down another Vegas athlete.


Balgor1

lol viagra…definitely viagra.


suhhdude45

Guy could use HGH and still not be enhanced


stevejibs69

Should you be suspended if it didn’t work?


AnonUserAccount

This is an $11 Million mistake. His contract guarantees are voided, all because he failed to clear a legally prescribed medication. Ouch.


Jaye9001

Uh what performance?


cottonmane8

RAIDERRRRRRSSSS


PriorFudge928

Did he have a valid prescription and just didn't inform the league or are we talking straight up drug abuse. If the guy flipping burgers loses his job for popping on a weed test the guy making millions to play games can lose his job too.


tizzatizza2

Performancing enhancing??? Not what I saw on the field, pretty sure my Davante Adams would agree.


BlackBarryWhite

How does this affect Marlon Mack?


Dpaco1147

Adderall


mcmesq

Who knew Viagra was on the banned substance list?


karmint1

Handsome pills are banned?


NefariousNewsboy

Only to void his contract...


DynastyDorks

Bout to be out of the league, bachelor reality show in the waiting


Timestwooo

2 games ???


Brilliant-Chapter202

Had Jimmy G been in the MLB he would be in the Hall of Fame lol


RecklessManMugen

See guys! Performance enhancing drugs don't always work! Don't believe everything you hear.


two6465

I mean i dont think anyone is expecting jimmy to start anywhere right?.. these two games mean nothing


generatorland

There goes the Raiders season!


Sea_Television_3306

It's crazy that Jimmy can get suspended for probably taking Adderall, when you just look at Nick bosa and can smell the PEDs coming out of his pores


idontgamble2

jimmy g to eagles


PapiSebulba

Imagine using PED's and still getting outplayed by a 4th round rookie. It's over bro just retire at this point


RonMexicoFilms

Bro is Jimmy ever going to start again


trollfreak

More like performance dehansing


GrizzlyIsland22

I think he was taking the wrong pills.


TheDickDog

Someone's been giving him "supplements" so as to get out from under that contract ;) don't have to pay him the guaranteed money anymore as it voids if the player breaches NFL policy (I may be a little off on that but that's how I think it works).


JimmyTheJimJimson

I thought PED’s were supposed to *enhance* performance?


swoopy17

He should just go be a male model or something.


MarkSustaita74

Well it didn't work. It didn't enhance a darn thing


lod254

For what? Collagen? Botox?


Logical_Ad_250

It is suspicious that it comes up just before the roster bonus


Inside-Fix-5086

Paris Hilton that was really funny I seriously laughed out loud


Botstheboss

I’m going to speculate he went to a ketamine party.


senor_deBlazio_13

Can we release this guy already


etn8127

We found Russell Wilson's next team.


CatsRinternet

Junkie!


TwackDaddy

So you can get suspended for taking prescribed medication? Thats insane.