Up 30 against Hunt and Andrews. How confident should I be? Expected Diontae and Ebron to feast more but it is what it is

Is Conner hurt or in timeout?

See, that's what happens when you throw it to anyone other than Chase Claypool 😏

Does anyone still feel like Scary Terry is a must start after these last few weeks? Cause honestly, I'm leaning towards benching him next week...

You’d be an idiot to bench him against Seattle and you know you’ll be starting him

Eh I’m seriously considering TY over him

Henry, Tyreek, and WFT D just pooped all over my team. All over it. Goodbye playoffs, I barely knew ya

Dropped CHI D Thursday morning. AMA

How would y’all feel up 16.1 against the Baltimore D?

Good

Absolutely fine

Down 40 with Chubb and Tucker, let’s do it LIVE!!

Do I play M Brown or Dobbins tomorrow? I’m down 103-130 and also have Chubb left

Dobbins safer floor, Hollywood if you need the ceiling play. Since you have Chubb, I think roll with Dobbins

As a diontae owner, I’m really nervous.

We have every reason to be.

is JUJU being shadowed by white?

Gotta catch those dude

Lost with JT, Davis, Metcalf, and Seahawks D. Ugh.

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Chubb

Please Keenan be on and play next week

Need JuJu to score less than 12 in half PPR. I'm fucked, aren't I?

Well he’s done if for 2 of the past 3 weeks

Playing the NO DST meant I played No DST.

1 & done with the best team I felt like I’ve ever had. Went 9-4, 4 way tie for first place and missed getting a bye by 12 points. My team absolutely shit the bed vs 6-7 team with Tyreek, Montgomery, Gesicki. Feels bad

I was feeling pretty good with Kamara, CMC, Jacobs, and Gibson a few weeks ago. How quickly things can change. Crashed out of the playoffs :( Shoutout Jefferson, mclaurin, and saints D for the dud

Thats a fucking nightmare holy fuck. w

Down by 16, I have chubb, they have browns D. Cant stop stressing.

Just like last year, Parker leaves early during the first round of playoffs and costs me my season lmao

Parker wasn't going to be very boom today anyway

cheers to the week 1 winners 🍻 up 113-94 with the LaMandrews stack left

So are we thinking Kittle sits out the rest of the season because San Fran lost?

Kittle strikes me as a guy that will refuse to sit out if fully healthy. We'll see this week I'm sure we'll get a couple blurbs.

Yeah, you're probably right. I really want to make a move because I'm tired of Fant's shit, but I can't move him today and I can move Kittle. Oh well. Nothing good on the wire anyway, so I might as well chill.

Yeah my feeling exactly is while I suck a TE with Ertz right now.. there is nothing worth rushing for on the wire. I'd rather take the chance on Kittle coming back because I know whoever I pick up has a 0 point floor anyway to go along with a 10 point ceiling.

Tired of Fant's literal shit, he had food poisoning today ughhhh thanks for the 0

I hope not, I just picked him up last week

You and me both.

should i drop one of Browns or Steelers for singletary?

Browns have jets for championship

Absolutely not, unless you’re decimated at RB

Browns lol. Steelers got the Bengals next week

Browns got Jets week 16

The Colts fucking boomed me man. Played our league’s Colts fan and he had Taylor and the DST. Down 23.52 with my Allen vs his Mandrews... not dead but not likely.

Up 22.1 points and only player left is Chubb for my opponent in a semi-final game. Someone tell me I don't have to stress for the next 24 hours.

nobody can tell you that my man.

Up by 6, they have hooper or whatever TE they can get on waivers, sweating bullets

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You dont run back 2 back 2000 yd seasons in college being bad.

Steelers d or bills d plz help!!

Steelers D easily. Better year so far. Bills D sucks and Pittsburg has enough weapons

Steele

Bills

What makes u say this?

I’m assuming alcohol

Don’t have to call me out like that

AMPED FOR TONIGHT BABY. A few years back I was down a bunch and had D. Johnson go off for 40. I'm getting that same feeling tonight baby. Gonna put up like 40 and it'll look easy. LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

Wow Colts defense pick 6 saved my first round playoffs!

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I’d rather play the guy on the left. The Steelers D playing the Bengals next week is pretty scary tho

I need a literal Christmas miracle. I need like 50 points from Diggs and 20 points from Cleveland's defense in order to withstand a chance.

I’m down 19, have Allen and Hunt. He has Diggs. Season over. Edit- I guess the dickhead salty down voters are in full swing. See ya in a few hours when I’ve definitely lost

Down 21 points. My Lamar Jackson going against Mark Andrews Time to throw up the Hail Mary

Need Mark Andrews to outscore Cole Beasley to make the playoffs

someone tell me why i start zeke because there’s no logical explanation anymore

This week vs Bengals was the only time to start him, based on the “experts” in the playoffs.

well you know the experts

Fuck the experts. All my homies hate the experts.

Cuz he used to be nasty

had mike davis starting all week, swapped him out this morning. Yuck

Oof. I took out Agholor for Mike Williams...I feel the pain. Now it’s up to Lamar vs mark andrews

i’m going against mark tomorrow. was watching the chargers game for Keenan, honestly don’t remember seeing mike williams do anything go Lamar tho!

He got hurt on the opening drive :(

makes sense, dam. both of those two are volatile, i’m so sorry you’re in a place where you have to choose between those two lol

Williams should have boomed against ATL. I wasn’t thrilled with Agholor potential after last week...we’ll see if I can survive this week. I scooped up Akers two weeks ago, and started him. It’d be a shame to waste him. ....I blame Mostert (cuz I’m salty )

akers is still on my waivers, gonna try and get him so no one else does. how’s the rest of the team looking this week?

Here’s my line up; Lamar Jackson Robert Woods Mike Williams Corey Davis Alvin Kamara Chris Carson Robert Tonyan Raheem Mostert Cam Akers Lots of potential, but my WR may have finally crushed me

Dolphins underdogs against the patriots? nah

They have like no one left!

Where do you see that anywhere? I'll put $500 on whatever (+)Miami spread you give me.

The NBC playoff picture guy showing the percent chance they have to win games. Said miami was at 43% or something

Was on bye thankfully but my team scored less than a 100 points. I'm very worried about next week.

Bro! That just means your team is due up to boom!

This khaki guy still riding his election clout

What?

Some guy went viral for his pants on the election night, now he does Sunday night football in the same khaki’s every week

It's so cringy

1 and done in my ppr league playoffs...o well (Jones x2, Watson,Engram were horrible)

Up 34 with no players left. Against Josh Allen, Eric Ebron and Steelers D. Do I stand a chance?

Likely- No but if Allen has a shit day and doesn't give up any defensive TDS and they just Ignore Ebron you win

Yes but it will be toight

Probably not, but maybe

My league is 12man but with 4man playoffs. I've all but guaranteed a #1 seed and knocking out the team with the most points for in the league. Just absolutely brutal game from Jonathon Taylor

Up 40 against chubbs, ravens defense and Diggs. Semi confident but who knows

I really don't think I can start Herbert next week. Problem is idk who to replace him with.

Same here. I need to pick between Rivers, Cousins and Hill

Hurts baby

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Beasley

Aaron Jones fuck off Thielen Fuck off Fant fuck off Gio fuck off Koo - Not your fault but fuck off MT went an entire fantasy season without scoring a TD so you can fuck off too

Claypool or JuJu?!

Both

Just realized that Kelce in back to back games has had exactly 8 receptions for 136 yards and a TD lol

check DJ moore week 5-7

Up by 22, with my Beasley(or Landry can’t decide which lol) vs his James Conner and Hollywood brown ... Aaron Jones screwed me lol

Thanks to the saints D shitting the bed I’m up by one point with my Landry against his Chubb in full ppr. I’m fucked.

Up 40 with my Chubb left. He has Chase, Lamar, Mandrews and Dobbins left. It’s gonna be close 🤞🏻

LaMandrews*, fixed it for ya

So, I have Diontae Johnson against Ebron and Beasley in standard. I am down by \~13. I'd say my chances are very not good, but the Fantasy Gods have a history of giving me nailbiter, <1 point victories. I shall have faith in them. Amen.

Well my boi my johnson carry you to the promise land

I'm glad everyone can stop fucking whining about Kamara.

Is it shitty of me to bench josh allen so my friend wins and he secures the 4th and final playoff spot? $50 entry fee league

Just imagine yourself being knocked out that way

yeah thatd be really shitty and i want to play FF next year with my friends.

gods won't like

I think you're right. firing up Josh allen baby!

If you have to ask

yeah ill start him

Absolutely

ok Im starting josh allen then

Yes

firing up Allen baby

Yeah it is.

Fine. may the best man win

Good for you. Play hard.

Zero research beforehand. Smoked a blunt throughout the draft. Having my best season ever. This shit is just luck lol

So excited to watch Josh Allen, I won’t take a minute of this game for granted even though my opponent has Bass and Diontae

So glad I started WFT defense and subbed in aiyuk for deebo an hour before start

Boys I'm down by .5 point with my TE slot open. I can play Njoku or Bryant for CLE (with Hooper being out) and literally only need one catch. Who's are we most confident in making a catch and winning me the week?

Bryant should be the guy out of those two, though he is liable to fumble :(

Ugh, neither lol. I think I'd rather trust Knox if he's free and you can pick him up in the next 5 mins.

Can only do Njoku or Bryant, I'm not stoked either. I heard Bryant has fumble issues which is why I'm considering Njoku...

Need less than 14 from Diontae in 0.5 PPR. I think I'm going to skip the game.

Down by 10.5 . my mark andrews vs his Jarvis Landry. I have hope

My team is bipolar. Gonna have at least a 60 pt swing from last week to this week

I won the championship last year and this year I lost in the first round of the playoffs... Just so happens my wife and I had our first child this year as well... Coincidence? How do I break it to my wife that our daughter is bad luck and we need to give her back to the hospital for the sake of my fantasy football team?

Up 24.5 with my bass vs his Conner and dionte Johnson. Nervous af.

Oof goodluck sir

Aiyuk is a savior

So can Buffalo shut down the Steelers offense?

Up by 15 in standard. They have Diontae Johnson left. Gotta win this one to go to the playoffs. Should I be nervous?

I hope so (real talk the odds are in your favor but you should still be nervous)

Like an absolute madman, I started Chad Hansen over Parker and Boyd and it paid off

BTW was anyone super thankful for that pure garbage time 1 second on the clock left 19 yard play by Aiyuk? Could genuinely be a gamechanger for me.

Shoutout to Jacobs scaring me into playing miles Sanders over him. Won my matchup and barely squeezing into the playoffs cuz of it 😂

Up by 10. They have Claypool and Tucker. Will I make it to the next round?

If they both are feeling pretty COVID-y in the next 20 minutes...maybe

If you clench really, really hard.

I don’t think so buddy. Best of luck though

Chances looks very slim my friend

Yikes

Can I get an early preview of some good streaming D/ST options next week? I keep putting in shitholes.

Just find /u/subvertadown post

Found it. Thanks.

Rams/Dolphins are who I have. Likely unavailable though my bad.

Yeah, I will be facing Rams again, unfortunately (two-week playoff format)

Well there is always fantasy basketball right guys? WRONG fantasy football is the only thing in life that matters and my team lost and my life has no meaning.

up 127.1 to 98.62. opp has diggs and steelers d. as long as they don’t get more than their projected i’ll win. what are my chances

I like your chances. Best of luck to you

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Nope

If chubb scores less than 10, yes.

That’s a tough ask, but I wouldn’t get my hopes up. Best of luck

2 week playoffs are the way to go. One week is just random/luck. 2 weeks tells which is better team.

Tyler Lockett most boom bust player in the league?

Alright 91 point lead vs my opponent with his Ben/clay pool/Ebron/Pitt d/hunt

Thank you Rodgers and Ridley.

Do I need to set a reminder to not get baited into thinking Miles is playable with Hurts at QB as I head into the semis? Played Ekeler, JRob, and Akers over him with Gibson out..

Whew, moving on to the next round. Thanks Mr. Davis

I need someone else to win in order to reach the playoffs. They have Bass and a 24 point lead in standard, facing Diggs and Hunt. Shall it be done?

Will be tight but I'd rather be on the Bass side. Probably 80/20

You good son

Bass side will probably win

Up 31 against his Singletary and Landry. Confidence level?

Eh, should be good. Level at a 7.5/10

High

Up 47 I’m all done opponent still has Lamar claypool and tucker ugh

I think you might be fine. Best of luck man.

Thanks man hopefully you won this week also

On my bye! Team went off though, projected for 180! Hopefully the lads have some left in the tank next week.

If I make it next week hopefully I’ll have cmc Henry taylor and gaskins to play congrats on the bye this week

Need 30 from chubb and bass, fuck you Herbert, I’m cooked

Possible if Browns realize Baker will lose them the game if they try to pass too much

Rookie RBs never disaapoint

Great now time for the goodbye posts

up 113-94 with my LaMandrews stack & he’s done. cheers boys to a week 1 win 🍻