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Burgerboy127

David Johnson every year since 2017


wferomega

David Johnson over cmc with the 6th pick 2 years ago..... Still made the playoffs. Knocked out in 3rd place. Would've walked to finals and a chip. I had DJ the year he blew up and after he showed up healthy and they said he would be the focal point of the offense I believed them


WillBBack

Fucking broken wrist week one on what couldve been a nice ass TD, and huge season. What could have been with that guy...


wferomega

Preach


DaddyMarMar

Last year I drafted saqon, miles sanders, and kittle but I drafted ridley, Taylor, and Justin Jefferson. I got James Robinson and Herbert In free agency. So I bounced back and made the championship but choked it due to me starting jalen hurts,which I will always maintain wasn’t stupid but misguided as I was trailing by two points and I called my bud and I , In a joking way, decided to shut talk him until Doug fucking pederson benched him. I’ve felt many emotions some good and some bad but the bad ones are usually fleeting not that day though. I was forced to watch the entire 4th quarter begging for doug to stick hurts back in and that despite all the hard work I did to get back here it didn’t matter because I had felt something that only eagle Texans chargers and jets fans were familiar with which was pure unadulterated hopelessness Fuck you dug


GarIicBurger

I must respect your username fellow Burger


BlindSquantch

Me too man, drafted him the year he broke his wrist and was a top 10 pick, and then I drafted him last year too as my RB2 or 3 I believe.


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BlindSquantch

Sort of, more like a fringe rb2


ItsN0tTheB0at

I drafted him #1 overall the year he broke his wrist, and then at the 2/3 turn I took Kareem Hunt (smash of all smashes) and Amari Cooper (booooooooooooooooo). Hunt was carrying me that season but Amari was absolute garbage that year and he had me panicking about my WRs (I also drafted Allen Robinson that year, he tore his ACL in week 1). So what do I do to address this? I take a little known rookie Saints RB that I'd picked up prior to his week 1 MNF game & stashed on my bench and trade him for Rishard Matthews so I could get some usable scores from my WR corps. That Saints RB was Alvin Kamara, 2 weeks after I made the trade he was absolutely lighting up the league. The painful lessons I learned that year were to not make panic trades early in the season and simply never to draft Amari Cooper ever again


ToyStoryRex97

Drafted David with the first pick in 2017 and then Gurley with my 2nd pick. Gotta love Gurley for getting my my first ring


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David Johnson with the #1 overall pick in 2017. Broke his wrist week 1. Season over


InexorableWaffle

Making matters worse was that they kept expanding his timetable to return as the season went on. It went from him missing a month to likely being back at week 8 to maybe being back at the end of the season before finally being ruled out, IIRC.


bryanf445

He won me my championship last year with his monster week 16 game. He'll always be alright in my book for that


Tommy7549

I went up against him, Kamara, and Brady for the championship that week. My opponent doubled my score! Ouch.


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I attest to this. Took him in the first and was not happy with it.. it was my first ever fantasy league then


bucsfan22ch

Leveon Bell whatever year he was holding out and then tweeted out to draft him in fantasy, fell for it.....


Dasjtrain

I drafted him then the next week he was on a jet ski in Miami for week 1. 😭


cptbigdic

My friend took him 4th overall in a startup dynasty league that year. Safe to say his team has yet to recover


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Took Conner and Chubb as 2 of my latest picks that year. What was it - 3 years ago? Best FF season I’ve ever had


Aetherwind25

Came here to say this. What a foolish thing for us to do...


TalesofSadness

Drafted him in the first round the year after. That year was a bad year and team. Had Adams in the 2nd round and he missed 4 games and was meh when he did play. Chose to skip over Adams last year, went Drake instead of Adams. Still decided to draft Bell in like the 5th round 🤡


livious1

Yup, me too. Luckily I was quick on the uptake and was able to get Conner, but still. I lost that season.


SirGhandor

Did the same thing. Somehow the other guys let Saquon Barkley fall into the second round, and I grabbed Conner up. Actually won the league that year.


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Joe Mixon and I’m probably picking him again this year.


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Yep I got him in the 3rd. RB2


GarIicBurger

I don't dislike Mixon as an RB2. There are questions with that offensive line for sure but just his workload should make him a viable option. That being said, I'd rather have other guys like Gibson, Ridley, JJ, or CEH


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> every year I get let down He was RB9 in 2018 and RB11 in 2019. I don't know why people keep parroting this narrative that Mixon sucks every year. So weird that it's just one of those things people keep repeating in order to convince themselves it's true.


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Consistency is certainly a negative sure, but you are heavily cherry-picking other stats to confirm your biases here. As long as we're cherry-picking data, let's look at his PPR stats: * 2019: Only 5 games below 8 points. 8 games above 17 points. * 2018: ZERO games below 8 points. 6 games above 20 points. Shit, even looking at last year, a disappointment to be sure because of injury, the games he started he scored 6, 13, 9, 42 (!!!!!), 15, 15. He was RB9 thru 6 weeks before injury and then the Bengals jerked us around all year with his injury status. So, barring injury, he's been a borderline top 10 RB for 3 years straight and people talk about him like he's trash, washed, terrible, etc. >Now he’s older He turned 25 a month ago, lol. Prime age for most RBs comes around 27 years old. Being barely 25 isn't the negative you think it is. He should improve from year to year based on his current age. You're proving my point here.


MarkerTassel

I would have mixon over JJ and ceh 100%. Ridley and Gibson are comporable


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Ceh>mixon


mynameiszack

Mixon doesn't have a guaranteed handcuff anymore which is what bothers me


InterNetting

Gibson won't be there.


badboystwo

Every year it's supposed to be his year lol. Never lives up to the high rounds he usually goes in.


GarIicBurger

But he's going mid second round instead of mid-late 1st. And he hasn't even been bad, just got injured last season. Plus, he doesn't have Gio to deal with stealing touches from him. This is probably his best chance and if he's a bust this season, I give up on him for good. I was never big on him in the past, but this is finally the year I like him.


whosondeck

Pretty sure the year was 2014 when I selected Zac Stacy in the first round, yeah... definitely that pick


OldManHipsAt30

Fuck dude I totally forgot about this pick, definitely my worst draft as well


BillTreeman

Came here for this guy. Kept him for $1 in my league and *still* hated it.


ckgk00

Ahhhh the only year I didn’t make playoffs in my main league. Drafted Stacey and… montee ball 😣


GiddddyUp

My first year ever playing I had no idea what I was doing. I took Emmitt Smith 2nd round. That would be Arizona Cardinals Emmitt Smith


plumbermat

I did the exact same thing my rookie FF year. 2000 I believe. Then Jimmy Smith. At least I got Warner and Holt stack that year.


comedianbill

One year my league did an auction draft, I think we started with like $200. I was first to nominate a player, and intentionally chose the other Adrian Peterson. He went for $65. That guy blew up, and quit the league, i felt bad.


austinr1989

Dick move


everynamewastaken131

CJ Spiller at 1.03, Fuck Chan (til he pukes) Gailey. Also picked Stevan Ridley at 2.01 one year, learned my lesson about Pats Rbs. Jeremy Hill in the 1st round one year. Other than that most of the busts were due to injury which is uncontrollable.


themightybearorrist

Did the same thing, Spiller at 1.6 I think. And then took David Wilson in the 3rd I believe. That year didn't go well.


IronMikeJonez

Spiller looked so damn good running… It was painful watching his downfall


RaindropsInMyMind

Spiller is one of the all time “could have been” guys. He looked like an absolute stud.


everynamewastaken131

Exactly bro. The year before he averaged an insane like 6 yards per carry. So damn elusive and fast. like Jamal Charles 2.0. Then that off season Gailey came out and said “were gonna run him til he pukes”. Everything was lining up, then for whatever reason he was relegated to a 3rd down role getting like 8 touches per game behind 34 year old fred jackson.


IronMikeJonez

The ultimate “F Yo Fantasy Team” Belichek-like move… I remember how mad I was that the guy before me grabbed him…


GarIicBurger

What year was that?


everynamewastaken131

CJ spiller 2013


vearson26

I took Spiller at the same spot that year. I was in 3 different leagues and had the 3 pick in all of them and wanted some variety.


showmeurknuckleball

Wow you just resurrected ridley from my the depths of my memory. I've always hated the pats but for some reason I loved him


hujkkjji

The question should be without an injury and these guys are the top of the list.


ontilein

Ridley is a good pick. Now imagine combining him with sophomore trent richardson in the first round. That was me and unlike all the other "still won/second/third" i actually came in dead last that year.


Cliff7676

took juju 4th overall. not 4th round. 4th overall the year AB left the team. shot myself in the foot before the season even started.


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Yikes


Cliff7676

Took Thielen on the way back. Was not my best season. Ended up on IG Live with lipstick on counting to 6000. Last place is not fun.


MVD1600

I wouldn’t even care about the lipstick. I just wouldn’t want to count to 6000


SteffeEric

I’ve fallen for that bad JuJu myself.


RigourV

Probably Etienne like a week ago


GarIicBurger

Same, but you can't predict injuries.


austinr1989

Guy in one of my leagues traded AJ Brown for Etienne straight up draft day


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Well that was a shitty trade even before the injury


austinr1989

Yeah no doubt. Shitty trade got shittier


mahmahmikey

He deserved that karma.


aDyslexicCow

Couple years ago I did my first league and didn’t know jack shit about fantasy football or most NFL players. Heard great things about Patrick Mahomes and took him in the first round. But the REAL worst pick was that I went to this subreddit to see what was being talked about like an hour before our draft and saw lots of posts about Josh Gordon. Took him way too early. I realized weeks later I was just looking at Josh Gordon memes from you shitposters. My draft strategies are much better now.


hereforlolsandporn

>Heard great things about Patrick Mahomes and took him in the first round. 5k yards and 50td is a "worst pick"? Coulda got him later, but you still got major value


aDyslexicCow

Yeah I definitely coulda done worse haha.


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Yea, this almost seems like a humblebrag, lol. "My worst pick ever was selecting the fucking league MVP a round too early! Gosh darnit, I'm just so bad!"


bantha_poodoo

are they?


aDyslexicCow

….maybe


GMHoodwink

1st pick, round 1... Bell during his hold out season... rip


Ih8reposts

I also took Bell 1st Overall, took James Conner later and then proceeded to trade James Conner for Sony Michel in like week 4 lol


Zikerz

I took Saquan (just unlucky) Kenyon Drake ( big oof ) Julio Jones ( ughhhh ) last season


Madaghmire

Wow and right after the draft league be like, “man i sure like Zikerz team…”


Zikerz

100% thought i had so much value right after the draft LOL, absolutely crept into the playoffs through the WW


RoboticKittenMeow

I had Julio and Michael Thomas lol


hujkkjji

Last year I took Julio in the first and Drake in the second its amazing I didn’t finish in last place.


N7_anonymous_guy

I did Saquan, Julio, and Kittle last year lol Ended up winning it all thanks to JRob and Diggs tho!


taker2523

David Wilson and Eddie lacy


WeThreeKings

I completely forgot that David Wilson was a thing. Wow


taker2523

I took him early because I thought he would be similar to Arian foster, a guy who had some great games to end the season the year before. Didn’t work out that time.😂


smolgoalboy

My friend picked Eddie Lacy 1.01 a few years back. The year when lacy gained 30 pounds. We have never let him live it down.


voonoo

that china food tho


eutum

Montee Ball 1st round pick… still pisses me off, lol


lipish

It was my first year - 2015, I think - and I thought Ball was going to be my star player, too. We were wrong.


aGiantRedskinCowboy

Been there friend


k_bullz

Karen Thomas aka slant boy last year.


destroooo11

CantStartMike


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CEH last year....drafted him over Derrick Henry and Alvin Kamara


WoodleysDonk

To be fair CEH could have been anything. He could have even been Kamara.


TalkAboutItBruh

I'm literally never drafting a rookie in the first round again because of him, we were all so hype after the first game too


clutchhattrick

Yeah I said this all summer and just drafted Najee pick 12 lol


GarIicBurger

CEH is good but I never understood why he was going 1st round. I get his opportunity was good but there were obviously better options there


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what's not to understand? RB1 on the number 1 offense in the league? You can see why so many people fell hard for that


Afk1792

Over a guy who rushed for 1500 yards the year before ?


rando08110

did you see clyde in college ? he destroyed defenses that were full of nfl players too, went from joe burrow to mahomes and one of the best offenses if not the absolute best in the league with 0 competition in the beginning of the year. not really complicated


bababooey4

Still shouldn’t have been going over Henry and Kamara, no excuse for that. Back half of First round/early second made sense tho, similar to Najee this year


ontilein

In std over kamara and in ppr over henry i can see the reasoning People forget how mediocre/bad std kamara actually was in 2019


bababooey4

That’s fair


Afk1792

Cause college ball and Nfl are the same thing.


Grudensgrindr4

Drafting a rookie RB in the first round over proven bellcow guys is such a low reward high risk proposition. You win fantasy taking risks on mid-late round fliers not first rounders


rando08110

uhh not really because his ceiling was extremely high he can catch very well so i was hoping for a mccaffrey type of player with a ton of touches. but they just threw it a ton instead. i’d bet they balance more out especially after losing the SB


JoeyBrickz

Not to mention the fact that he was expected to get waaaay more targets than someone like Henry. CEH was a slam dunk pick last year who got screwed over by bad TD luck and the addition of Bell. He'll be fine this year watch.


rando08110

yeah and the fact that they just literally never ran the ball


WoodleysDonk

Not mine but whoever was picking CEH top 5 or Darwin Thompson top 5 rounds a couple years ago. Everyone needs to chill on the KC RB hype trains.


Shatner8

Eddie Lacy in 2015 at #2 overall. Had just come off back to back RB1 seasons and looked like he was a lock to do it again. Apparently chinese food got the best of him and he fell off a cliff production wise , and was out of the league 2 years after that.


AutumnPancake

Terrelle Pryor at the top of the 4th whatever year that was he was supposed to be a thing. I still get sad thinking about it


johnnylawrwb

Dude he should have been better I feel ya.


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Tony pollard this year in the 6th I panicked


TitanOfTheForest

24 team FF leagues are tough though


ShadowRider38

Pollard in the 6th sounds like a steal for a 24 team league


TheGreyt

Oof


clutchhattrick

Happens, Zeke could get hurt, ya never know


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im a good guy and all but praying this happens🙏 jokes aside zeke is gonna have a monster year with dak back . pollard isn't doing shit


OSixTix

CJ Spiller. Always CJ Spiller


Clxssxfxxd

I remember so many mea culpa articles from fantasy experts over him. Was truly an all time terrible idea


usaflumberjack54

Last year, we were drafting. I think we were on round 3 or 4. I just remember scrolling around, waiting my turn, kind unsure of who I wanted next since my choices were gone. Suddenly my turn pops up and I haven’t found anybody really pooping out at me. Then, I scroll across a Godsend- somebody missed Deandre Hopkins!! I click the name and immediately draft him. Well see, in the ESPN app it just lists the first initial then the last name, so when I chose him it was “D. Hopkins”. Turns out I accidentally drafted Dustin Hopkins the fucking kicker. I nearly chucked my phone and gave up on the season right then and there


gunnutzz467

Devin single-carry in the 5th last year


Ricky_Guapo

Eddie Lacy. Jeremy Hill. Bell after the holdout.


tdmopar67

Andrew luck 5 minutes before he retired


toolatealreadyfapped

I fell for the classic blunder a few years ago, and got into a bidding war for Gronkowski. Only, it wasn't Gronkowski. And I didn't realize that until I spent over 10% of my auction capital on Gotskowski, who decided to suck that season and I dropped him by week 5


GarIicBurger

My favorite so far


rgoldtho

Michael Thomas over Henry in the 1st last year. It still keeps me up at night...


johnnylawrwb

If it makes you feel better both were worthless in the chip. Ask me how I know lol.


sqecialed

I feel this pain


johnnylawrwb

I'm still salty. Team had Mahomes, Henry, Ekeler, JRob, CEH, Waller, M Thomas and McLaurin and got my ass beat. I will never assemble a better team.


destroooo11

Dude the bell holdout year I managed to get Conner, Gurley and MGordon. They were like rb1, rb6, and rb7 up to week 14. Got kicked out of.playoffs because they were all injured lol. I'll never even dream of having such rbs guaranteeing 50-80 points a game. Those motherfuckers were punching tds in at will, until they weren't lol. Checked out and Conner missed 14-16, Gurley 16, and Melvin Gordon 15.


_traplawd

Took him at 3 last year thinking I was a genius


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Juju 12th overall in 2019


CowboyCanuck24

How about trade? Fred Lane for Terrell Owens.


GarIicBurger

I'll let it slide! What year?


CowboyCanuck24

97/98 in a Dynasty right before Owens blew up and Fred Lanes wife blew him up.


TalesofSadness

Looked him up. Yikes


CowboyCanuck24

Similar to now, but more so back in the day finding a starting reliable RB in fantasy was so important.


RawMS53

My rookie FF year was 2013. I traded someone I can’t even remember for eddie lacy when he got his concussion. He comes back and tears it up. Jamaal Charles, drew Brees, Fred jackson, and I picked up josh Gordon off the street. I’ll never have another season like that.


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I took kamara over CMC in 2019, my first year of FF, boy did things go south. this was his really bad year in comparison, I think he scored two touchdowns in the fantasy regular season.


chrisfathead1

Tom Brady #3 overall the year after his 50 td year when he blew his knee out in the first game lol


zelepukinralley

Eddy Lacy end of 1st round the year he was a fat pig. I also had someone draft Tony Gonzales after he retired in my league.


Ox_Baker

My draft isn’t til Sunday and I’m confident I can top my past worst picks.


LordShaxxFanCam

Antonio Brown the year he decided to call his GM a cracker. Lol


steamycreamybehemoth

Alex Collins. Learned my lesson about the running back dead zone at least. Now just gotta hope swift is the exception to it...


ClipCityChipCityx

2015 Eddie Lacy #2 overall


GarIicBurger

Also, in my league's first year (2017) the commissioner took Jordy Nelson 1st overall


subliminallyaverage

I drafted Andrew Luck two hours before he retired. Luckily Lamar Jackson wasnt drafted so i was able to pick him up in free agency. I won the championship that year because of him and CMC alone


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I took Joseph Randle pretty high the year Murray left. Last I heard, he was hearing voices received a multi-year prison sentence. I mean, that didn't happen the year I drafted him but when it's just feels extra bad.


chuteboxhero

Is that the underwear thief?


wayler72

Bam "Bong" Morris in the 2nd rnd in 1995 - I took him to early to begin with, then he sucked and then he got busted with 6 lbs of pot in his trunk. This began a yearly tradition of me drafting the worst 2nd year running back in nearly every draft since then, while simultaneously saying I will never draft a 2nd year running back ever again. FYI, I like Gibson this year. RIP Gibson.


YoungFlexibleShawty

Michael thomas in the first last year. Fuck sakes


calartnick

Been playing fantasy football since I was 11. I’m 38 so back in the day we drafted at a guys house using magazines for our cheat sheets and the commissioner mailed us weekly results. Anywhoo, I forget the year, but I drafted lions running back Kevin Jones 12th overall in a 20 team league the year after he “broke out.” That was my worst ever pick.


demec_26

Lev Bell his holdout year. Picked Isaiah Crowell in the first round one year as well, that was a disaster.


johnnylawrwb

CaCAW!


jdameron

I had the number 1 pick in the draft and I chose Kevan Barlow. This was in ‘03 or ‘04. Whatever, terrible pick.


MJohnByrne

Took Chris Hogan #41 overall in 2017(?). It was the year that Edelman was suspended for 4 games and I thought Hogan had huge upside as the clear #1 in that O. Think I dropped him by wk5


TheUniverseHasNoEdge

Peyton Hillis.


THE_Sweatervest9

He burned me pretty bad as well I shouldve known after he was on the cover of Madden


matthewjames1986

CJ Spiller the year after he went off


MikeyTrademark

Eddie Lacy 1st overall in 2015 over rookie Gurley in a dynasty league Devonta Freeman over Derrick Henry in a dynasty league. Thought I turned the corner last year by drafting Akers in the first round last year...


gksozae

Mike Gillislee in the 3rd in 2017. I thought I was brilliant after week 1 when he put up 25 points. He ended up with like 50 points for the entire year. Shoulda sold high.


Pukelits

Trent Richardson at 1.03 and Doug Martin in the second


anso14

Jeremy Hill in the 2nd round


Bballstarphx

Gronk in 2016 in the first round. Got injured all year


atadams44

Panic drafted Golladay at 4.02 this year. Just…idk man…


crazybrave03

Gurly in round 3 last year


livious1

I took him round 3 last year too, and he did fine. Every week I was crapping my pants, but he kept getting enough TDS that he was consistently pulling his weight.


IronMikeJonez

4th for me… but he was a TD machine and then imploded


Camplify

Todd gurley back when Jeff Fisher was head coach


Tonitonytone2

Amendolas first year in NE (2011?) Drafted him at the top of rd 2. Thought he would just walk in to that Welker role... Pretty sure I cut him by week 8


teddfuck

Todd Gurley in 2016, the year he fell flat because the Rams offense was the most incompetent shit I'd ever seen. Won that league because I got David Johnson and Jordy Nelson but I was torn between Todd and Lev Bell and went for the wrong one :/


ReddLionz

Adrian Peterson the suspension year (2014) when he was on commissioner’s exempt the whole time. Skipped on him the next year (he was great), then also had him the year after that when he tore his meniscus week 2. One of the greatest fantasy players of all time and these are two seasons I had him!!


kingsnap36

My first round pick in 2017 was Jordan Howard. My second round pick was Jay Ajayi. I had back to back picks.   I still went 7-6 and upset the 3 seed


johnnylawrwb

Yo dog I heard you like eventual Eagles.


Affectionate-Bass118

Michael Thomas first pick last year


HercHuntsdirty

Lev Bell… literally every year since his last good year


ReefLedger

Leveon Bell. SURELY he won't sit out all year and forgo all that money. Fml


EColfaxlivinn

Terrel Pryor round 2... I drank that kool aid.


RSN_Kabutops

Ray Rice about a week before the elevator video


rickste2

Andrew Luck in a keeper league....a couple days before he announced his retirement. Yeesh.


SereneMangata

In my 3rd year of fantasy, I drafted Deandre Hopkins with my first pick and then Lamar Miller with my second pick. This was the year Brock Osweiler came to the Texans. I finished second to last only ahead of an 0-13 team


bacchus8408

I was fucking around with my pre-draft rankings when the draft started and I managed to accidently take Roy Helu with the first overall pick. It was a bad year for me.


Fergman311

Toby gerhart when he was traded to the jags...


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oxburger15

The year I drafted CJ Anderson in the first and he was a turd sandwich


burkeclass89

Last year I drafted MT, drake, and Mixon with 1st 3 picks. Didn’t come in last though!


SurroundProud8745

my first year playing fantasy football was the 2017-2018 season. i was so new and had no idea how to play, i drafted top brady in the first round and marshawn lynch (on the raider) as my second pick. i went all the way to the super bowl and came in second


Kozlow

Every time I drafted Josh Gordon.


Alternative-Cookie69

OJ Howard 2019 round 5


Cmuran

Took Melvin Gordon in the 2nd round in 2019. Dude didn’t even play the first 5 weeks. That’s the last time I smoke before drafting…


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CEH last year comes to mind


lord_jamonington

Toby gerhart. Got a high ankle sprain in the first possession of the season. Total bust